Massage Parlor Reports

I know Ace sucked and was sub-standard at best, but at least I could roam close to home, and be guaranteed SOME action. Hell, one of my greatest AMP visits was there years back. So, in the shadows of all the classics now being gone, what's the best bet around this area, Maple? Pine Tree? Or do I just find a gem or two on BP? I liked the whole AMP process as it felt dirty every single time.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll stumble onto something, but just figured I would see if I'm missing anything right in front of my face.

And just to be clear, I wasn't saying that Ace was incredible, I was merely saying it was convenient.

[QUOTE=ChicagoScott;2189475]I know Ace sucked and was sub-standard at best, but at least I could roam close to home, and be guaranteed SOME action. Hell, one of my greatest AMP visits was there years back. So, in the shadows of all the classics now being gone, what's the best bet around this area, Maple? Pine Tree? Or do I just find a gem or two on BP? I liked the whole AMP process as it felt dirty every single time.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll stumble onto something, but just figured I would see if I'm missing anything right in front of my face.

And just to be clear, I wasn't saying that Ace was incredible, I was merely saying it was convenient.[/QUOTE]Was at Pine yesterday afternoon, about 4 PM. While I was there the bell went off 10 times at least. Suzy was my masseuse and while friendly she also seemed to rush me a bit. Maybe there was a regular who showed up for her, I don't know.

Left satisfied but was also in my car with 15 min to go. Not worth going that far out of my way to be shorted time. I can save my gas AND pocket money and go elsewhere. Or, stay home.

Pine is very high traffic. Maybe go first thing in the morning during the week.

[QUOTE=JMarshall;2190260]Was at Pine yesterday afternoon, about 4 PM. While I was there the bell went off 10 times at least. Suzy was my masseuse and while friendly she also seemed to rush me a bit. Maybe there was a regular who showed up for her, I don't know.

Left satisfied but was also in my car with 15 min to go. Not worth going that far out of my way to be shorted time. I can save my gas AND pocket money and go elsewhere. Or, stay home.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2190321]Pine is very high traffic. Maybe go first thing in the morning during the week.[/QUOTE]Most girls tell me Tuesday mornings are about the slowest. Many of them take that day off. Chinese places are open on Sundays, for what its worth.

[QUOTE=ChicagoScott;2189475]I know Ace sucked and was sub-standard at best, but at least I could roam close to home, and be guaranteed SOME action. Hell, one of my greatest AMP visits was there years back. So, in the shadows of all the classics now being gone, what's the best bet around this area, Maple? Pine Tree? Or do I just find a gem or two on BP? I liked the whole AMP process as it felt dirty every single time.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll stumble onto something, but just figured I would see if I'm missing anything right in front of my face.

And just to be clear, I wasn't saying that Ace was incredible, I was merely saying it was convenient.[/QUOTE]I have really slowed down a little when it comes to AMPs lately because it just seems harder and harder to get good service. If you are looking for a sure thing each and every time try the apartments or (if you can) ask to see your favorite provider away from the MP. Some of them will do this if they know, like and trust you.

Over the years I have done this with 2 or 3 and about 2 weeks ago the one I currently see away from the MP calls and asks if I wanted to go to Lake Geneva and stay over Saturday night. She doesn't drive and she just wanted to get away for a day or two. So off we went and we had an incredible time together. I didn't have to pay her anything and it wasnt that expensive, just a hotel and some food but considering the time we had together it was more than worth it. I kind of liked doing this rather than the AMP route.

[QUOTE=ChicagoScott;2189475]I know Ace sucked and was sub-standard at best, but at least I could roam close to home, and be guaranteed SOME action. Hell, one of my greatest AMP visits was there years back. So, in the shadows of all the classics now being gone, what's the best bet around this area, Maple? Pine Tree? Or do I just find a gem or two on BP? I liked the whole AMP process as it felt dirty every single time.

Oh well, I'm sure I'll stumble onto something, but just figured I would see if I'm missing anything right in front of my face.

And just to be clear, I wasn't saying that Ace was incredible, I was merely saying it was convenient.[/QUOTE]In addition to Pine, you may want to check out Cove. If you were at Maple back a few years it should seem familiar.

There are a few places further west too, the ones on Farnsworth and Book are both serviceable in a pinch, though the menu is limited. Haven't been to Green in a while, and a new place opened up right by them that I checked out. They were busy, asked me to return in 30 minutes. Didn't go back, don't know if there are more than the mamamasan (who answered the door.

Cove is a good place to try. Good massage.

I would agree with Book and Farnsworth.

The new place by Green has a few girls that rotate in and out plus the mamasan who gives a very good massage.

I would avoid Green unless mamsan has changed.

[QUOTE=Duathlete;2191728]In addition to Pine, you may want to check out Cove. If you were at Maple back a few years it should seem familiar.

There are a few places further west too, the ones on Farnsworth and Book are both serviceable in a pinch, though the menu is limited. Haven't been to Green in a while, and a new place opened up right by them that I checked out. They were busy, asked me to return in 30 minutes. Didn't go back, don't know if there are more than the mamamasan (who answered the door.[/QUOTE]

Ogden is dead.

I used to hit King when I was in the area. Had great sessions there. More chiropractic than massage. Followed one of their girls till she became a mamas and then she set me up big time at a few places.

Green used to have a rock solid showing and a password that was hard to crack when they were on Midwest. Now it's all 60 why / o's with plastic surgery and way too much Botox.

Miss my 30 why / o Asian in Chicago. All business but she was good. Too good. If she wasn't already married I would have had to lock that down.

Nothing to offer yet. People I know in the area aren't sharing yet so I'm just sticking close to home.

I've stopped by Cove a few times now with no luck. The lady (assuming mamasan) is always busy with others. Anyone else have this issue? Is there just one person working?

I've been told a few times to come back with not too long of a wait. It does get very busy there.

I made an appointment once but had to try a few times for someone to pick up the phone.

They work on the no advertisement, 1 or 2 girls working model. I was told that is on purpose. May keep it lower traffic as some mongers may give up.

[QUOTE=Southpaw827;2196045]I've stopped by Cove a few times now with no luck. The lady (assuming mamasan) is always busy with others. Anyone else have this issue? Is there just one person working?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2196203]I've been told a few times to come back with not too long of a wait. It does get very busy there.

I made an appointment once but had to try a few times for someone to pick up the phone.

They work on the no advertisement, 1 or 2 girls working model. I was told that is on purpose. May keep it lower traffic as some mongers may give up.[/QUOTE]I've been told this too.

Call in advance. When I've called to see if they're available, Mya usually answers and gives me a time window to return.

Stay diligent.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2196203]I've been told a few times to come back with not too long of a wait. It does get very busy there.

I made an appointment once but had to try a few times for someone to pick up the phone.

They work on the no advertisement, 1 or 2 girls working model. I was told that is on purpose. May keep it lower traffic as some mongers may give up.[/QUOTE]Seems like the Chinese places are lower key UTR with 1-2 girls and NO Mamasan.

This is a Korean place. Very nice.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2196520]Seems like the Chinese places are lower key UTR with 1-2 girls and NO Mamasan.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2196539]This is a Korean place. Very nice.[/QUOTE]Mya told me she was Korean.

On Sunday, I drove by Ivy on Main and it was open. I was in there when it was Elite and it's too out in the open for me (add to it 2 LPD cars sitting across the street) so I highly doubt I'll go back there again. My point is, aren't most Korean places closed on Sundays while Chinese places stay open?

[QUOTE=JMarshall;2197049]Mya told me she was Korean.

On Sunday, I drove by Ivy on Main and it was open. I was in there when it was Elite and it's too out in the open for me (add to it 2 LPD cars sitting across the street) so I highly doubt I'll go back there again. My point is, aren't most Korean places closed on Sundays while Chinese places stay open?[/QUOTE]That was my assumption also. Many of the Chinese are Buddhists. Some (of the Koreans are Christian. I've seen a few Korean Baptist churches. But is is hard to generalize. Yedam (K) and Yun (K) are open on Sundays. So maybe it's a sign of the times.