Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PatRick4;2973170]First time poster and was checking out recent posts. I Just took a job in Warrenville and looking for some fun on my lunch break. Seeing as I only have an hour for lunch, Poison Ivy's. 4/30 min is my best option. Any tips for handling her? Call, walk-in, ask for alternate provider, etc? Thanks.[/QUOTE]If going to see Poison Ivy is your best option, you need to come up with a better plan. If by some sad chance it is your best option, there are a few things you will need. The best way to handle her would be to wear thick leather gloves, the kind that go up to your elbows. I would get a good pair of safety glasses because you don't want to get venom in your eyes. Make sure that you have a few vials of anti-venom close by. The most important thing is to make sure that you have a top notch pair of ear plugs so that you don't have to hear anything that comes out of her mouth, unless you liked being verbally abused. There are 2 other AMP's within walking distance of Poison Ivy, so I can't think of any reason why you would want to put yourself through the Poison Ivy experience. I had a session with her about a year ago and I am still not right. I lock my bedroom door at night and sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat because I have this nightmare that she is standing at the foot of my bed. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=PatRick4;2973170]First time poster and was checking out recent posts. I Just took a job in Warrenville and looking for some fun on my lunch break. Seeing as I only have an hour for lunch, Poison Ivy's. 4/30 min is my best option. Any tips for handling her? Call, walk-in, ask for alternate provider, etc? Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you want to waste your 30 minutes wasting 50 bucks. I would say the only way to handle her to take a bottle of 'poison' to poison ivy. I am sure you would make use of poison wether on you or that lady. In any case if you are still determined to see her, do spank her hard on behalf of me. Bit** ate my money and made fun of my tip.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2973577]If going to see Poison Ivy is your best option, you need to come up with a better plan. If by some sad chance it is your best option, there are a few things you will need. The best way to handle her would be to wear thick leather gloves, the kind that go up to your elbows. I would get a good pair of safety glasses because you don't want to get venom in your eyes. Make sure that you have a few vials of anti-venom close by. The most important thing is to make sure that you have a top notch pair of ear plugs so that you don't have to hear anything that comes out of her mouth, unless you liked being verbally abused. There are 2 other AMP's within walking distance of Poison Ivy, so I can't think of any reason why you would want to put yourself through the Poison Ivy experience. I had a session with her about a year ago and I am still not right. I lock my bedroom door at night and sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat because I have this nightmare that she is standing at the foot of my bed. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Laughed my ass off at that!

[QUOTE=PatRick4;2973170]First time poster and was checking out recent posts. I Just took a job in Warrenville and looking for some fun on my lunch break. Seeing as I only have an hour for lunch, Poison Ivy's. 4/30 min is my best option. Any tips for handling her? Call, walk-in, ask for alternate provider, etc? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Seriously, there's another place about a quarter mile from there that has been reported on. Why not go there?

[QUOTE]Seriously, there's another place about a quarter mile from there that has been reported on. Why not go there?[/QUOTE]It's a less expensive option for 30 min and there were some positive reports to go along with the negatives. Plus, who doesn't like a little challenge?

Stopped by Lavi and greeted by a 40 something masseuse that was not new as the ad mentions, in fact has been there quite a while. Friendly, good massage. No extras and was told only massage. We'll see about that. This is no Rose.

[QUOTE=PatRick4;2975123]It's a less expensive option for 30 min and there were some positive reports to go along with the negatives. Plus, who doesn't like a little challenge?[/QUOTE]The place down the road has a 30 minute option as well. What's the challenge? To turn a crazy person sane? Good luck with that.

Sigh. Some people have to learn the hard way.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;2976765]The place down the road has a 30 minute option as well. What's the challenge? To turn a crazy person sane? Good luck with that.

Sigh. Some people have to learn the hard way.[/QUOTE]For 10 dollars more you can avoid a complete nightmare. This brings TOFTT to a whole new level. Maybe in his past life he was a Japanese kamikaze pilot. LOL. SaintChuck.

I typically don't review restaurants but love reading others. I saw a very good review of Left of Ace and had to try out the appetizers and main dishes for myself.

Did not make a reservation and just stopped by for dinner. Hostess asked if I had been there before and I said yes and then told me my waitress would be in a minute. Older gal but looking fantastic came in and I paid the bill in advance. Read that it might work better that way. First stop was making sure my hands were clean. Waitress made sure every inch was spotless. So clean in fact, she decided to sample some of my meat herself. She didn't even use a hat.

Back at the dining table, she proceeds to dine some more on my meat and then she jumps up and lands in what I remembers 1969 was like. She grabbed her raincoat from the table and started feast on the main course. At first, a real cowgirl came to play but I insisted that we use the mirrors as well. She obliged and a great meal came to an end.

I would give this a great Yelp review and am going to repeat. Cost of meal was $. 3 so not bad considering.

[QUOTE=IrishOne9611;2981119]I typically don't review restaurants but love reading others. I saw a very good review of Left of Ace and had to try out the appetizers and main dishes for myself.
.[/QUOTE]I thought I would try this eatery myself. A MILF answered door--looked like she had just finished with customer. I was disappointed to find that she would not be my server, but instead, I would be served by Bebe. BB appeared to be in her mid 40's. She had a ridiculous amount of makeup on her face so difficult to tell, but I will say that she had very youthful B-boobs and decent legs. I visited this restaurant rather late so they may be the reason that I did not get the best service. Entrance fee was. 8. When I was taken to by table, I was surprised to see a big mirror next to it and even more surprised to see sexy lingerie lying on the condiment tray. It appeared someone had taken these off in a hurry. I washed up for dinner--very thoroughly, and noticed that when I returned that the lingerie had been removed. I wondered if anything else had been removed while I was gone but I do not believe so. When I returned to the room, I had just a little appetizer when she wants to know what I want for dessert. I said well see, so I got to have a little appetizer--that was not very good, and then she again demands to know what I want for dessert. There were only to options offered and she wanted a ridiculous amount of money for them. I am pretty sure that a full service dessert would have been available as well but I did not inquire and was not interested. I am ashamed to say how much I paid for the basic dessert. I was led to believe that even though I was getting the most basic of dessert, albeit served completely al fresco, that I would not be rushed and it would be very satisfying. Instead, I was rushed, not much skill was used. Will not repeat. I might be willing to give the woman who answered the door a shot--I suspect she is the one that has been referred to as Anna in previous posts, but there are much better options south of here if just looking for basic service.

Anna was from a different spa. The ladies at this AMP will go high for full menu but will negotiate. I paid a C note for full menu the times I've gone. This is just a job for these ladies so don't be afraid to negotiate if you go here again.

[QUOTE=MartyGraw;2984461]I thought I would try this eatery myself. A MILF answered door--looked like she had just finished with customer. I was disappointed to find that she would not be my server, but instead, I would be served by Bebe. BB appeared to be in her mid 40's. She had a ridiculous amount of makeup on her face so difficult to tell, but I will say that she had very youthful B-boobs and decent legs. I visited this restaurant rather late so they may be the reason that I did not get the best service. Entrance fee was. 8. When I was taken to by table, I was surprised to see a big mirror next to it and even more surprised to see sexy lingerie lying on the condiment tray. It appeared someone had taken these off in a hurry. I washed up for dinner--very thoroughly, and noticed that when I returned that the lingerie had been removed. I wondered if anything else had been removed while I was gone but I do not believe so. When I returned to the room, I had just a little appetizer when she wants to know what I want for dessert. I said well see, so I got to have a little appetizer--that was not very good, and then she again demands to know what I want for dessert. There were only to options offered and she wanted a ridiculous amount of money for them. I am pretty sure that a full service dessert would have been available as well but I did not inquire and was not interested. I am ashamed to say how much I paid for the basic dessert. I was led to believe that even though I was getting the most basic of dessert, albeit served completely al fresco, that I would not be rushed and it would be very satisfying. Instead, I was rushed, not much skill was used. Will not repeat. I might be willing to give the woman who answered the door a shot--I suspect she is the one that has been referred to as Anna in previous posts, but there are much better options south of here if just looking for basic service.[/QUOTE]

So I decided to make the trek to Rose spa in Montgomery to see if all the hype is legit. Good news is. Yes. I walk in and draw CeCe a nice looking petite Korean girl wearing a nice skirt and low cut top. She holds my hand back to the massage room and asks if I want a shower, yes I say. Off to the make shift shower room where she gives me a good scrubbing EVERYWHERE including long soapy strokes on my Johnson. Massage is average to slightly above average. On the flip she sits down and starts stroking my Johnson and ask what I want, I say BBBJ, she says no way hand job only for 60. I say no way 30, she say 50 I say 40 and she goes to work on me. She took off her top to let me play and suck her firm A tits tho. Only bad thing is the $ negotiation, she still wanted 50 after I was dreesed. I would probably go back but might need some board info on who else to see and what they will offer.

Hi guys I'll be in this area this week and was wondering if Cindy is back at Rose. I have never tried her as I always have gone with CeeCee. CeeCee is such a cute little thing but kind of getting tired of just the normal ending with her. I've tried but just the standard finish. I haven't seen her in about 2 months so has anything change with her?

If you guys don't mind please PM me for any info on CeeCee and if Cindy is back would like to know about her services. Or if any places in the Aurora / Napervilleu area please let me know.

I tried the one in Oswego about 3 months ago and wasn't impressed at all.

Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=MarkLipper;2987512]So I decided to make the trek to Rose spa in Montgomery to see if all the hype is legit. Good news is. Yes. I walk in and draw CeCe a nice looking petite Korean girl wearing a nice skirt and low cut top. She holds my hand back to the massage room and asks if I want a shower, yes I say. Off to the make shift shower room where she gives me a good scrubbing EVERYWHERE including long soapy strokes on my Johnson. Massage is average to slightly above average. On the flip she sits down and starts stroking my Johnson and ask what I want, I say BBBJ, she says no way hand job only for 60. I say no way 30, she say 50 I say 40 and she goes to work on me. She took off her top to let me play and suck her firm A tits tho. Only bad thing is the $ negotiation, she still wanted 50 after I was dreesed. I would probably go back but might need some board info on who else to see and what they will offer.[/QUOTE]Thats funny and quite odd. I have been to rose many times and never have I seen or have been offered a shower.

Second point is that Cece is not Korean that I know of and she has never tried any negotiations in the approximately 8 times that I have seen her.

Yes, Cece is as about Korean as I am Chinese. In all the times I've been there, they have never offered a TS. I waited in the back for Lily once and I did not see one but I was not looking either.

[QUOTE=AcrossTheUnive;2987669]Thats funny and quite odd. I have been to rose many times and never have I seen or have been offered a shower.

Second point is that Cece is not Korean that I know of and she has never tried any negotiations in the approximately 8 times that I have seen her.[/QUOTE]

They definitely have a TS. Every time I have gone always got a good TS before the massage.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2987799]Yes, Cece is as about Korean as I am Chinese. In all the times I've been there, they have never offered a TS. I waited in the back for Lily once and I did not see one but I was not looking either.[/QUOTE]