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[QUOTE=Stimpson J Cat]You are correct, sir.
I don't know why these places advertise in the "Adult" section of the City Paper classifieds if they aren't going to provide adult services.
Stimpy[/QUOTE]I am still a bit confused about that section, it seems that there are some that are just massages, like Total Body Concepts in Towson. Am I wrong about this?
[QUOTE=Prototype]Is Jade the place that used be called Deja Vu? Or am I way off? I liked the old days when you could just cruise to D.C. or York and get whatever you wanted...:([/QUOTE]You can still cruise, just cruise the clix loop!
Big Red
[QUOTE=Prototype]Is Jade the place that used be called Deja Vu? Or am I way off?[/QUOTE]You are thinking of Reflections. Jade is Jade, and has been for some time.
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]
The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - translates to "I came, I saw, I conquered."
Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:
Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I went shopping
Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I went very quickly
Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I played tennis
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left
Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I ran away as far as possible
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up
Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank
Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much
Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home
Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted the New Frontier
Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I created a vacuum
Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, the truth is out there
Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around
Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove
Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred
Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible screeching noise
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I went to a Spielberg film
Veni, Vidi, Owie -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself
Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I ran over a deer
Veni, Vidi, Vixen -- I Came, I Saw, I fucked the hottie
Vedi, Vici, Veni -- I Saw, I Conquered, I Came -- [b]good one BSR[/b]
LL[/QUOTE]Vedi, Veni, VD -- I Saw, I Came, I Cankered
Ok, so I'm abit under the weather, need to just get off, no milf's around, no one on the street available. Lazy, so I stop out at 11505 Reisterstown rd.
Front door. Lisa is alway happy to see me, she isn't busy. She is nice lookn. Soft hair, Soft voice, nice hands. Any way we are talkin. She is slow, no business. I tell her I can post. Tell her she has to have an expanded menu.
Full service, etc. She says ok. OK<,
I tell her I will post, but the guys need to bring a condom, and put the F. S. Donation and the Condom on the table. 70 at the door, + $1. For the full menu. She says ok. I tell her she will be busy.
Ask for lisa, 70 at the door an hour. 1 buck for the rest with a condom on the table. Guys, can I make it any planer for ya. No negotiations, no discussion.
Now don't say Old Smiling Fox never helped out a couple of old friends.
You know I would never say anything like this, unless lisa asked me to.
So, have a blast.
Post to confirm she does what she says.
Ah so she gets me off, whew, what a relief, cleans me up, thanks me, takes my money, LOL, and tells me if she is really busy I get a freebie. LOL. And I feel so much better now.
There is another girl there, Ginnie. Lisa says she is pretty, YMMV.
Be safe, see you,
Smiling Fox.
Hey guys,
I haven't posted that much, but I've been around here for a while (and ISG). Trying to get some info on TBC in Towsons. It seems from the forums that it has been a while since someone posted a report on it, so I was wondering if anyone has been there recently. Really into Russians, and from what I hear, that's where I can find them. PM me if you want, or just reply. Either way, any info would help.
This past Thursday night, my late night plans feel through. (Booty call scheduled earier in the week didn't pan out). Found myself up on the beltway around Libery Rd with plenty of time and money on my hands, so I decided to go visit the Jade in Ellicott City. Got there, only 2 girls working, and mongers waiting in line ahead of me. Not being one to wait for what I like, I politely said "Maybe next week", and left.
Initially I was hesistant to attempt the ML, with all thier legal history and all, but I have been encouraged by the positive posts from the more experienced and wise Mongers here.
So off I go to the ML, get there right around 11pm. Parking lot was void of any vans, (I like to RTFF) actually, the parking lot was empty! Walked in the front door and asked for Sara. (RTFF) Mamasan says Sara is no longer there, hasnt been there in a while now, but she has "nice tall young girl just for you". I said, "sure, why not"
Mamason lets me in and the place is empty, I am the only monger in the place! Initially that had me cautious, thinking either the quality of girls was really hurting or they were no longer offering the full menu as before mentioned here.
I get to the room, mamason leaves and I start getting ready. Standard fee, except at the ML you only get 45 min, no hour offered. 3 or 4 minutes later in walks my "nice tall young girl". Mamason was right, tall for asain at around 5'8", not skinny, but still very thin and toned. 25 at the oldest, be cups with shaved trimmed patch.
I had the standard tuition and the cover sitting on the table when she came in, I asked for the full menu. So she asked when I wanted the shower, first, or after all meal was over. I always have my shower after my meal.
One of my better meals yet and an AMP, but the TS and the massage following was only average at best, which is fine by me if the meal is 5 star quality. An excellent TS and massage are always a pleasant surprise after a big filling meal, but not required.
Body = 9
Looks = 9
Attitude = 8
meal skills = 8
TS = 5
Massage = 6
Worth every bit of the tuition and will repeat.
I havent heard many new ML Monger tails from the forum, I am the lucky one or are you guys just keeping things on the downlow.
Peace, and be safe out there,
Hawkeye
3 weeks ago a very nice ( I won't get into any details as May has already entered the NY pipeline) This evening no wait time on a Saturday and mamasan presents Mila. Very attractive about 5' 6" or so. Massage was a joke so no rating. Nice b cups with large nipples. CBJ could have been better but she insisted on looking at me the entire time. Small bit of daty followed by cfs. Very nice meal for standard fee. Seems business is way off, but the white vans were gone.
I'm from out of town and I'm looking for a nice massage and release somewhere around Westminster.
I've searched and read the forum but have no idea where these places are. Anyone give me a location near Westminster?
[QUOTE=Brian S4]Hey guys,
I haven't posted that much, but I've been around here for a while (and ISG). Trying to get some info on TBC in Towsons. It seems from the forums that it has been a while since someone posted a report on it, so I was wondering if anyone has been there recently. Really into Russians, and from what I hear, that's where I can find them. PM me if you want, or just reply. Either way, any info would help.[/QUOTE]Been to TBC about three times and girls are usually hot, usually a few Russian and I've seen a hot black girl there too. But you end up paying $$ for a HJ, I don't think FS is on the menu though perhaps for regular customers. Which all explains why I've only been about three times in perhaps five years.
[QUOTE=Slackervb]I'm from out of town and I'm looking for a nice massage and release somewhere around Westminster.
I've searched and read the forum but have no idea where these places are. Anyone give me a location near Westminster?[/QUOTE]No MP or providers operating in Westminster, MP's in Gettysburg, Pikesvillle, occasionally a provider will incall in Owings Mills. P4P in Carroll County, no way the Carroll County Sheriffs won't hear of it! Go to Baltimore, Frederick or DC. If you don't know where the places are, go to 7-11 and buy a ADC Map $12.95 + tax.
Now there is no way I can give a first time poster any direct intel or location of MP's smells to much like bacon, if you buy the aforesaid map, RTFF and follow the yellow brick road you will get to OZ.
Sorry for the bad news.
Big Red
[QUOTE=Salsero Loco]Been to TBC about three times and girls are usually hot, usually a few Russian and I've seen a hot black girl there too. But you end up paying $$ for a HJ, I don't think FS is on the menu though perhaps for regular customers. Which all explains why I've only been about three times in perhaps five years.[/QUOTE]Thanks Salsero, I may set some time aside to go check it out.
Just to add to the data on Mira or Mila at ML. I thought the experience was pretty lame - BP is not a 'small' man and I didn't like it when she kept her legs tight and not spread wide to prevent me from bottoming out. Been there twice since the recent crew change and Mila was the only offering.
Has anyone tapped anyone else there? oh yeah, the mamasan doesn't count.
BP
I have not been to royalty or any other spa for that matter in over a year. The S.O. put me on a short leash but she went out of state for a week so I decided to give royalty a try. Now, its an American spa so I know the rates are probably going to be a little higher and the mileage a bit less but what the hell. I go in and they introduce me to 3 girls, 2 white(Diane and Amber) both late twenties to early thirties and one black ( don't remember her name)around the same age. I pick Diane a cute blonde slender between large b and small c cups. .9$ for 45 mins go to the room. Drop $ tip on the table, Topless massage nothing to write home about and she only would do a hj. At that rate for that service I don't think I will repeat any time soon.
BD
Stopped by TBC today on a whim, hadn't been there for a while and was in the mood for white meat instead of oriental. Anyway, a drop-dead gorgeous girl named Laura met me at the door. Little head took over immediately. I opted for a four-hand with her and a blonde named Olga. 1. 1 / girl and $ each to get them nude. Good massage, only HJ on the menu, wish there was more. Please do not flame me, I know I over paid, it was just one oof those days. Great experience.
Baldconan1