The Prickyard

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2866632]And I bet Shirley was a redhead and Temple was the other redhead. He never can figure out which one he wants so he just buys them all![/QUOTE]Bobup was talking in general terms not to give away the secret. Failed to think that you would read this, see thru the code, and know the true meaning. The weekend's drink of choice is called a Redheaded Mistress!

Sincerely Signed,

The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

P.S.- What do you get when you combine the colors red and red? This guy happy!

[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2866756]Bobup was talking in general terms not to give away the secret. Failed to think that you would read this, see thru the code, and know the true meaning. The weekend's drink of choice is called a Redheaded Mistress!

Sincerely Signed,

The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

P.S.- What do you get when you combine the colors red and red? This guy happy![/QUOTE]Who's the other Red that is joining you and your drink of choice for the weekend? Is the other red is ok with three different types of drinks? I just hope you don't get tied up and miss part of the social hour where the mini-bar is located.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2866845]I just hope you don't get tied up and miss part of the social hour where the mini-bar is located.[/QUOTE]I DO! Just as long as I am only tied up for part of social hour.

Sincerely Signed,

The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

"No free lunch in adult biz".

I think I speak for all on this board when we don't mind the cost of lunch. The cost of dessert is the issue. Too bad I can't use my senior citizen coupons for free dessert with the purchase of lunch or dinner.

I would like a double slice of pie. Oh what the hell, just bring me a whole can of whip cream.

Sincerely Signed,

The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2866533]So I will take behind the desk LOL but. I never use a yard stick far too many other things to use.[/QUOTE]Mmgeg behind the desk. In control. Sign me up.

The guy who can lick his eyebrows and breathe through his ears.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2866919]I don't report much anymore, but I'm making up for it here.

I've been stopping in at my favorite club more and more with remarkable, almost stunning results. I've had boots-in-the-air fun with many girls, but this experience blows me away. I'm going to keep name out of it not because it didn't happen, but a lot of girls and managers read this board. And it's not Dreamy.

I was just getting ready to leave when a new to me younger thin blond plopped down beside me. Pretty soon she has the bull by the horns and says instead of the $30/ song in the VIP area, she charges $40 a song. But she'll give me head to completion. Am I in Detroit? Well, pity for you I'm thinking; with that kind of deal I can let go in 1 song. So we go to the back and we're all alone.

She unbuttons my pants and this isn't just some light licking, it's full blown hand and mouth porn star ball rubbing gagging head. She switched to Russian at some point with little sucks at the top stroke -- and I rethought my plan. This is worth every dollar. So after 2 songs of this, I'm about ready to shoot and THEN she says she doesn't swallow and doesn't want it all over her. I'm immediately panicked. Where to go?

She says don't worry, gets up, turns around and pulls her panties to the side. She takes my wet cock and puts the head up against her asshole and pushes back so the head is in. Stroking me all the time she hisses "shoot, shoot, shoot" and I unload about 10 pulses into her tiny heart-shaped ass. When I'm done, we wait a bit then she pulls off, snaps her panties back in place and turns around with a grin. What a girl.

Of course I have digits but I'm not sure I can top the sheer thrill she gave me there. And she knows how to earn a tip, I stuffed every $20 I had left into her hand and hobbled out of there.[/QUOTE]I call Bullshit. Anyone disagree?

[QUOTE=TimP14;2868812]I call Bullshit. Anyone disagree?[/QUOTE]I don't give the tiniest bit if you believe it or not. Its funny that in our society it's easy to believe a lie. It's only the real truth we find it hard to believe.

I agree with Tim. Calling bullshit.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2868919]I don't give the tiniest bit if you believe it or not. Its funny that in our society it's easy to believe a lie. It's only the real truth we find it hard to believe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2868919]I don't give the tiniest bit if you believe it or not. Its funny that in our society it's easy to believe a lie. It's only the real truth we find it hard to believe.[/QUOTE]While job hunting in St. Pete FL I had an almost identical thing happen to me some years ago, She told me she had just moved there from Detroit and said I would really enjoy myself. Well when the first song started she undid my shorts and went to work then turned around and asked it another hole was more my style pulling her thong aside, I opted for her to just finish what she started and finished the job and spit in the corner so most anything can right time and place.

I just want to know day or night shift?

Sorry ItsMyMrp, not buying this Penthouse forum rhetoric. Fun read though.

We are in the Prickyard, hence the yardstick preference. I am curious of your other tools for corrective behavior?

I promise, I won't judge.

[QUOTE=TimP14;2868812]I call Bullshit. Anyone disagree?[/QUOTE]This board is full of dreams and believe me in his mind this dream really did happen. Current vote count No 4, Maybe 1. Davang7 try the morning shift, it's the only shift where his dream would become reality.

[QUOTE=QuestProtecter;2869018]I just asked a simple question, has anyone seen these ladies before. We all have different tastes in providers. Didn't know it was a crime to like fat chicks...[/QUOTE]Certainly not a crime, and I am in no position to judge. Funny thing is that I use to hate the big slow Harley baggers. Thought they were fuggly. Eight or so Hogs later, I don't care to ride anything less.

If nothing else, in theses times I enjoy the variety.
I do not care if someone likes fat. Nor would I care if you like 'em slim. No worries from me if you want to spend a kings ransom on the tail. Just don't have them thinking I will do the same.

Bottoms up (literally).

-G.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2869159]This board is full of dreams and believe me in his mind this dream really did happen. Current vote count No 4, Maybe 1. Davang7 try the morning shift, it's the only shift where his dream would become reality.[/QUOTE]Either it was a dream, or he likes to live dangerously. If her ass is stretched out enough to pop in dry, then it's definitely had more hits than Lennon and McCartney combined, and too many bareback. There's more critters living in there than at the zoo.

[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2866533]So I will take behind the desk LOL but. I never use a yard stick far too many other things to use.[/QUOTE]I'm convinced now that I want to marry Mmgeg. I'm planning on bringing along Christian Louboutin, Michael Kors, and Jimmy Choo to help convince her what a great idea it is! LOL! However, I might need some wedding advice from Natalie and Indyguy. Carry on!