Hold On Lindsey Sweetie, The Jag's On His Way
I called her very recently. (I was notified that this ad was posted on Sunday, 1-12-2014. She looks pretty fucking hot. WOW! Check out those hips! Indeed, sweetie, The Jag loves a woman with big curvy hips and a nice, plump, soft (yet firm) bubble ass. Soft, smooth, feminine stomach with just a touch of feminine fat that sensually accentuates a woman's sexual "aura", if you will. Look at her gents. Nice titties, too. As you know, young, tender, soft, sweet co-ed type Vag is always the best.
So, I spoke to her for about 10 minutes. She was very, very sweet on the phone and sounded oh, so fucking sexy. Lindsey said draping is OPTIONAL, gentlemen. (YES. Thank You God! I got a little backstory from her as well. PM.
Of course, if anyone has already seen this sexy young co-ed. Please, opine.
JaguarXF.
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Vag Juice in The Jag's Eye. WTF
So I am performing DATY on fairly well known young Latina provider (PM for more) when all of sudden, I feel a rush of sweet / sour / tangy Vag juice all over my tongue, lips, mouth, face and yes, even in my fucking eyes! WTF. It burned for a moment. (I guess Vag "flora" squirting" from a woman's "paraurethral ducts / Bartholin's Glands" does not mix with the intraocular fluid of the human eye). That has not happened to me since Cheyenne squirted all over my face during a hot DATY session at MBS last year.
I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, however. It is a real turn of getting a sexy babe to squirt all over your face.
JaguarXF.
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Excellent Post Pbwardy02. You Are Spot On As Always, Brother.
[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;1982232]This forum is better than ever before. I'm sure there are individuals with agendas or full of shit like always, but if your experiences vary significantly from what you are reading; look at yourself in the mirror and think about your approach. I can vouch first hand that most of what you are reading from some of the top posters is 100% accurate.[/QUOTE]And along with your excellent comments, my good sir, I felt it necessary to add this to your post for our hobbying brethren:
". You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.".
Albert Einstein.
". If you don't like something, change it. If you can change it, change your attitude.".
Maya Angelou.
Gentlemen,
I felt the need to post these quotes in a sincere attempt to help our hobbying brethren and to further corroborate Pbwardy02's seered comments above. The above quotes ring so very true in life as well as in our great hobby. YMMV, as has been said here in these forums, ad nauseum. Those gentlemen, who choose not to adhere to the rules of the "game", are hopelessly destined for abject failure. Conversely, those gentlemen who have learned the rules of the game have achieved success. Now, we know that success is "relative", if you will, based upon each hobbyist's perception / definition as to what they determine success to be. To some, a HE is success. To others, FS is success. And to our remaining brethren, anything between a HE, or, FS is success. We all know that some providers may be fucking one or two of their clients while the rest of us are left with table scraps, if you will. It is simply the nature of the business. We will never be able to fuck every provider (I am only talking about LMT's and Rub gals, NOT SW's, or, Escorts). So, please do not become embittered when you do not get what you are looking for (Yes, even The Jag has been turned down before). We must simply take the rejection in stride, get over it, and move on to the next provider. Do not be forlorn my good gents, for there are plenty of gals out there who are craving, thick veiny, cum spurting man meat.
Jealousy, vitriol, bitterness and the subsequent nefarious posts attacking a fellow Board members' review, has no place in this Forum. Certainly, a gentle rebuke or a clarification on a review is always welcome, provided that it is WARRANTED. Just don't call BS on someone's review because you failed to achieve success with that provider. Everyone suffers when you do that and exposes you as a jealous and bitter hobbyist and can unjustifiably impugn the integrity of the gentleman that posted an honest review: Instead, PM the author of the post BEFORE you go public with your comments and ask him about his review. You can even ask him specific questions about that provider that only a hobbyist that had actually seen her would honestly know the answer to. Then, if you still have doubts about the authenticity / veracity of his review, and you possess an ABIDING confidence that he was FOS in his review, then, post your corrective suspicions publically and let the Board decide.
Now, let's enjoy the hobby together gentlemen and keep the vitriol in a used condom, where it belongs.
JaguarXF.
Luxsa, Rapidly Becoming One Of Jag's ATF's.
Note: I posted this in the BP Reviews section last week, but, I know some guys only read the Massage Parlor Forum. So, this is for those guys who may not have ever been to Luxsa and are thinking about going there.
Natasha, sweetie, your stable of beauties are among the best, if not the best in Orlando. Luxsa is rapidly becoming one of my ATF's. Maybe even #1 after a few more visits. LOL I have seen Roxy, Tori (before they both moved away), Selena and Mulan several times. Your ladies are among the best in the biz. The Jag always leaves a very happy man. Their beauty is on a par with the best gals out there. I have seen them all (or, if not, then I will soon LOL). Your girls are sensual, sexy, sensitive, caring, compassionate and always makes The Jag feel as though he is special.
I saw Selena very recently and WOW what a beautiful girl she is. She is absolutely stunning! When she walks into a room, she commands attention. Her beautiful eyes, bright, wide and engaging smile always melts The Jag's heart. Selena is a consummate professional and is one of the sexiest and most sensual girls in the business. She gave me one of the best BTB I have ever had at Luxsa. The alluring Selena can squeeze, tease and please with the best of them. She is a real lady. The Jag Will definitely repeat.
Keep up the excellent work Natasha, my love. You are an articulate and intelligent woman. I also believe you possess excellent business acumen which will serve you well in your endeavors.
IMHO, I believe Luxsa is among the best Body Rub establishments in Orlando and ALL of Central Florida.
JaguarXF.
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Jealous Providers Causing Problems For Other Providers / Spas. Cat Fighting.
It has been brought to The Jag's attention by a few of my ATF's that some very jealous providers have been "punking", if you will, other providers and even some popular Rub Spas. I know this is nothing new but here's how it works:
A provider / her co-worker / their boyfriend / lesbian girlfriend, etc., answers an ad on CL / BP or another adult website and schedules an appointment. Then they text / call the provider and tell them that they are on their way. Then a few minutes before their appointment, they call / text the provider saying that something has come up and they can't make it, or, LE is in the neighborhood and they are scared, or, they simply don't show up all. These providers do this repeatedly in order to fuck with the ladies / spas that they are pissed off at.
Some have even resorted to high tech "phone jamming", whereby they, through some type of device, repeatedly call the providers' number for long periods of time. By doing so, we cock throbbing hobbyists, who are trying to reach that provider for some "relief" will get a busy signal, etc. As a result, that provider loses business revenue and we hobbyists are left with blue balls and end up going to an AMP, or, another (not our first choice) provider for relief.
There is no love lost between many providers in this competitive hobby. The Jag understands that. But "Karma" takes NO FUCKING prisoners. "As you do unto others, so it will be done unto you". (is that in the New Testament somewhere?
The Jag's advice to those providers, who are jealous of their former spas / Employers, former co-workers and then purposely try to fuck with them by acting like immature people: STOP IT.
There is no need to be jealous, when you know very well that there are plenty of hard penises in Orlando to stuff into your slippery, hot, horny, cock craving vaginas.
Play nice ladies.
JaguarXF
Just left Park Ave Spa...Thank You Jag!
For those of you who have been haters and doubted Jag...here is some advice. You better Recognize! I just left Park Ave. And all I can say is that the bar has been set! Called and set up an appointment with Alexa. When I got there she greeted me at the door. As soon as I walk in out comes Emily. Between Alexa 's ass and Emily ' s beautiful and ALL NATURAL tits there was no way any red blooded American boy could pick just one. I have read posts about 4 handed rubs being a waste. To those who have said that you have obviously not been here! Was led to my room and told to get comfortable. Then in walks the both of them. No time was wasted as they immediately stripped. Alexa spent most of the session with that AMAZING ass in my face while Emily worked my body up and down with her Funbags. I truly had no idea where to focus because everywhere I looked the was Grade A prime T&A! On the flip Mr. Johnson got lost between Emily ' s mounds while Alexa rubbed Emily down. To the finish Emily worked the shaft and Alexa buried her face below and showed off her oral skills. There was alot of play between the two as well as with me. Definitely will be back again and again! Jag.You are the man! I guess as the saying goes "Haters are going to Hate". P.S. Was given permission by my new Latina Goddess' s to post before I gave details.