Thanks! We should have a Wall of Shame thread
[QUOTE=Guckt0;4505185]I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:
1) juicy from Kissimmee.
2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).
3) Nina ([URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97089&cityid=98[/URL]). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.
4) Kylie from altamonte ([URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-best-kept-secret/864216366490[/URL]).
5) Shannon Love ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/36939715/shannon/love[/URL]) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.
6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.
P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.[/QUOTE]With all the smelly pussy posted as future references for us guys. I am lucky, only had one encounter like that 5 years ago, a thick well dressed Brazilian. Went down on her and I almost literally barfed in her pussy. You know when you're ready to blow chow, and your stomach muscles real up into your throat. It was that bad. Killed the mood, the little guy went flat, and I asked her to leave.
Surprised about one on your list
[QUOTE=Guckt0;4505185]I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:
1) juicy from Kissimmee.
2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).
3) Nina ([URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97089&cityid=98[/URL]). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.
4) Kylie from altamonte ([URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-best-kept-secret/864216366490[/URL]).
5) Shannon Love ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/36939715/shannon/love[/URL]) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.
6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.
P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.[/QUOTE]I met Kylie in Altamonte last weekend. She looked just like her photos and I had a good time with her. I asked if she was into DATY and she said it wasn't her favorite, so I just used a finger for a bit to get things revved up. Before we moved on to more exciting things, I surreptitiously smelled my fingers and found no foul scent at all. Just a slight hint of the usual muskiness of excited excretions.
Not sure if your experience was an anomaly or if I got lucky, but that is my one data point of experience with her.
Wall of shame thread (I'm about it)
[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;4505801]With all the smelly pussy posted as future references for us guys. I am lucky, only had one encounter like that 5 years ago, a thick well dressed Brazilian. Went down on her and I almost literally barfed in her pussy. You know when you're ready to blow chow, and your stomach muscles real up into your throat. It was that bad. Killed the mood, the little guy went flat, and I asked her to leave.[/QUOTE]High key this is honestly necessary, because it seems like every fucking new provider I reach out to has this issue. And if were going to dub providers as being ATF they better not have this attribute.
Shannon Love not worth it anyways
[QUOTE=PaulAtreides;4506685]Damn always wanted to meet Shannon love because of that ass and Juicy too.
In regards to Nina, do you mean Nina or her friend? I don't think those are pics of Nina I think that's her friend.[/QUOTE]Either way regarding Shannon, she was like 10 years older gained hella weight. Those Pics were taken at angles to avoid showcasing her weight and I'm sure she used some sort of editing whether it be snapchat or something else to showcase her skin was perfect, which its not (lots of sagginess). Her teeth were decaying and effed up. Also she kept rushing the whole time and saying are you done yet when the HHR wasn't even finished. On top of that she was super mechanical at one point. Granted I like to rate girls based on past providers and ATF, so they have an unfair advantage. At the same time, idgaf I have certain expectations. And if you don't meet them then your trash. Were expected to keep our part of the bargain then so should they, especially since they advocate that in their ads.
The pictures of Shannon are great but
[QUOTE=PaulAtreides;4506685]Damn always wanted to meet Shannon love because of that ass and Juicy too.
In regards to Nina, do you mean Nina or her friend? I don't think those are pics of Nina I think that's her friend.[/QUOTE]I have seen this girl twice. First time was really good second time she was geeking on something and it wasn't as good. Her service is good and her price is good. Teeth are messed up and kind of hard to look at. But the pictures of her are from a couple years ago and she is not that thick anymore. She recently had a baby and lost about 20 to 25 pounds. I definitely would not call it false advertising she is the girl in the pictures she's just not as curvy as that anymore. I recommend you going to see her just don't make her laugh or smile.
Nova. Just like the great old car!
Ok. So the ad with her friend Nina is switched. If you look at the ad that says Nina you will get Nova. Dreamed I went up towards Altamonte and when she came outside to take a quick ride to the Geneva I knew that it was going to be a great date and I was probably going to need to hold on. Probably 5'4" and 100# soaking wet. What a spinner frame! Able to hold a good conversation on the way to dreamland. What happened next was a whirlwind of fun! You know it is when you have a great dream but just can't describe it to anyone.
I will repeat in a heartbeat. I know she is going out of town this weekend but come Monday she should be back and available. Give this one a ride, it is all good and definitely worth the trip.
Nova. Just like the great car!
Ok. So the ad with her friend Nina is switched. If you look at the ad that says Nina you will get Nova. Dreamed I went up towards Altamonte and when she came outside to take a quick ride to the Geneva I knew that it was going to be a great date and I was probably going to need to hold on. Probably 5'4" and 100# soaking wet. What a spinner frame! Able to hold a good conversation on the way to dreamland. What happened next was a whirlwind of fun! You know how it is when you have a great dream but just can't describe it to anyone.
I will repeat in a heartbeat. I know she is going out of town this weekend but come Monday she should be back and available. Give this one a ride, it is all good and definitely worth the trip.
AlexLynn is on a short vacation
All, in case you've been looking, Alexlynn is on a short vacation. She'll definitely need some work when she returns. Trusted SM can HMU for details.