Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hundred;3905235]What the heck it is I have no idea. I will advise if I get anything.[/QUOTE]Wow looks promising.

[QUOTE=Hundred;3905341]The bonaventure is a good hotel. Rumor has it that an ex mayor's aide in l. A. Arranged handjob parties there. I am not sure how to line up talent but maybe you can call this guy. [URL]https://www.dailynews.com/2008/07/11/ex-mayoral-aide-testifies-in-leland-wong-bribery-case/[/URL] LOL.

In any event, you will need a car. You are going to want to hit west hollywood, places like 8155 and momo. Fuck the near therapist qulity rub and just get FS, and if you are a pussy, then trade down to HE. You will pay 100 to 15 out the door.

If you want a white gal, go to the temple of bliss in larchmont, good qaulity massage, pathetic handie. Downtown is pretty dead cept for maybe the hostess clubs scene. Get yourself an la weekly, the online shit is pretty dead cause the govt shut it all down.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. !

[QUOTE=Hundred;3905235]What the heck it is I have no idea. I will advise if I get anything.[/QUOTE]You are a helluva good sport, and also my hero. Thank you.

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3906978]You are a helluva good sport, and also my hero. Thank you.[/QUOTE]I have not received a reply from the handjob err fertility clinic.

Went to all seasons in city of Dow-knee. I think this ho house is run by same peeps that run dow-knee therapy (DT). Cfs. Koreans. Had a chick I seen before at DT.

[QUOTE=GrittyB;3905066]Hello All. I'm putting myself at the mercy of the board, as I have not travelled your way in forever and don't know my way around. I am coming in town in a few weeks and will be staying at the Westin Bonaventure on Figueroa. Interested in any quality incall parlors close by, or recommendations for outcall to my hotel. I am only interested in a near-therapist quality rub and and a parting handshake to send me away relaxed and happy. Any info is truly ppreciated and if you find yourself headed to the Derby City I am happy to help. Stay safe![/QUOTE]I was looking over the Rub Maps site and was surprised that there still is what appears to be a decent Rub & Tug not far from the Bonaventure. It's actually in Chinatown probably within 1. 5 miles at most from your hotel. Plenty of reviews from satisfied customers reporting girls covering the age range from reasonably young into the 30's and 40's. Good massage and HJ ending. Find it at: 8xx N. Spring Street #1xx.

Los Angeles, California 90012.

Phone Number:

213xxxx829.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;3908787]I was looking over the Rub Maps site and was surprised that there still is what appears to be a decent Rub & Tug not far from the Bonaventure. It's actually in Chinatown probably within 1. 5 miles at most from your hotel. Plenty of reviews from satisfied customers reporting girls covering the age range from reasonably young into the 30's and 40's. Good massage and HJ ending. Find it at: 818 N. Spring Street #128..[/QUOTE]I go there often no FS only HJ and FJ Amy sexy an fun but she like to rush in an out the other girl will let you EAT why. Just be careful the love to over charge.

Hold on boys, this is going to be a rattler.

So, I would put up my bona fides in general at the AMP scene in LA city (not county), so SGV is not included, and yes, I did go to an AAMP once and it was disgusting as 3 day old watermelon at burning man. Of exception is vlad or irie and tjinla all of whom hit the original sun / hou in inglehood (sic), and the olden goldies in the valley. Like best and chanel. I only hit joy and time. In any event, I have been to many MPs and can grade pass fail pretty easy. Because I had to travel to the east coast I subbed to the maps site, which is a monumental waste of money. I mean if you plotted a histogram of the ages of asian women, not every single one is 36-40 years of age.

In any event, I am kind of burned out of the fig. The customer service is at wells fargo levels, the heat makes an hour stay at the flight seem like doing hot yoga in a fireman's uniform, and the reports of helicopters, drones, swat teams, sidewalk taco joints, bird scooters, and no WSW makes it a no go for me right now.

I read some of the reviews on super spa, the place is basically at the corner of sepulveda and the southwest airlines tarmac at terminal 1 at lax, and there were 99 reviews. The reviews were not splendid, but at least there was life, and all the girls seemed to be ages 36-40.

So I called, just to make sure they were open, there have been a lot of closures lately on the westside due to the lack of hard hitting advertising on backpage.

I go down sepulveda for like 100 miles and finally made it to the rear parking lot of s spa. I parked on the street thank you, that parking lots has got more cars with body damage than the fucken cal worthington in aleppo.

I am walking in and out walks the mamasan from central casting. Fat all over, smiley face, english vocabulary of about 18 words and someone you would not fuck with tom brady's dick.

You walk in this place and go down what is the longest hallway west of the danube. You get to this really fucken nice lobby showing a korean woman's team playing basketball. Better defense than UCLA that is for sure.

MMS shows you a price list, she is pushing the 90 dollar hot shower table show, but I opt for the 65 hour without the car and ball wash. I know I have lectured you all that you must take the table shower, but that is only if you know who will be your tech. This one was a wildcard, and given what came next, I chose wisely.

So I get escorted to a rectangular room with a translucent window (not sure if that is the right word, you can see out, no one can see in unless they go real close) cut into the top of the door.

I get nude and in walk "Sapia" or "sophia", a late 40's (and I am sure I am off by at least 5 years) high bmi asian woman. Not obese, actually her body is clinically acceptable wearing black stretch pants and the bebe rhinestone scoop top. You will know you got sapia when you see her face and then recoil in shame. She is just ugly. A pussy hair past homely, but definitely ugly. Not hidesous, but ugly.

Anyhow, she lays a towel over me as I am face down and does a thorough massage, no teasing at all. I had to fight her from massaging my arm, and she was like relax, and I was like I am going to fucken call animal control. That goes on for 30 minutes, followed by my denial of the offer for hot oil and then she hot toweled the living shit out of me face down.

I turn over and am covered by a sheet that is as flimsy as the dodger right handers. She again goes a little too hard and finally makes it to my hard dick (embarassing for me that I got hard with this mutt), and says OK? So she takes off the sheet and does a pretty awful handjob but slightly ameliorated by her shoving her finger up my ass.

I let her really work so I hit the full hour and nutted. She said "you strong" (I have never heard that before at an MP, they should use that line at other ones), and then tried to castrate me using the hot towel for clean up. I elected to self serve so that if fig ever gets its act together I can fuck someone there. She left to maybe get some towels or who knows what, and I got dressed and was dressed when she came in. I explained I had to leave because I had a 7 oclock contract bridge game. I left her the only non 20 bill I had, a 50 and walked out the exit. I did see the tech waiting room and I swear I saw a great grandma in there.

This place is nonsense.

Ahahahahaha I feel you there. I've done my share of ugly asian grannies too. Some of them can be pretty fun, and I'm sure they can use the extra money too so I rarely say, "no. Please leave my cock alone. " I've been tempted to go back to escort hunting for some younger stuff though.

[QUOTE=Hundred;3910059]

This place is nonsense.[/QUOTE]You picked about the worst place possible. Congrats!

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3910415]You picked about the worst place possible. Congrats![/QUOTE]I dispute that. Kiku is worse. A-1 too. I think. This place was clean and they did not have the bullshitness to offer me a water.

[QUOTE=Hundred;3910059]Hold on boys, this is going to be a rattler.

This place is nonsense.[/QUOTE]Thanks for going to this place and reporting back. Super Dump has been there for at least 30 years. It used to be a straight-out rip off joint for many years. I remember reading reports on various forums (fora?) about how bad it was, and the general "rip of tourists straight off the plane from LAX attitude. Then, I would see occasional reports of extras happening, but it was really sketchy. I've been curious for a long time, and occasionally thought, maybe some day, I would TOFTT and see what happened. Now, I don't have to do that for another 10 years.

If you are in the area, I have heard good things about Lennox Acupressure, which is just a little further south, and Amy Acupressure, which is south and east. Apparently, there is nothing worthwhile near LAX, and no one cares if tourists get ripped off. (The same is true of strip clubs in the area.).

[QUOTE=Hundred;3910059]Hold on boys, this is going to be a rattler.

This place is nonsense.[/QUOTE]Hit this place up a few years ago and never went back. They tried to get me to wear some of these XXXXL boxers -- I doubt they would even stay up on Trump's fat ass, they were that big. Perhaps that says something about the size of some of you fine gentlemen, but when the lady saw that it fit about as well as a military-grade parachute around my waist, she said screw it and we went with just the towel.

Opted for the table shower at the end and got a handy in there. But it was a disaster. Cold, water kept washing away any lube, no touching, etc. I think I was literally laughing as I exited. And I do remember that comically long hallway as well.

Anyway, welcome to the club, Hundred!

[QUOTE=Hundred;3907213]I have not received a reply from the handjob err fertility clinic.[/QUOTE]I left my basic info as well. And here I was aching to know my sperm count.

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3910624]Thanks for going to this place and reporting back. Super Dump has been there for at least 30 years. It used to be a straight-out rip off joint for many years. I remember reading reports on various forums (fora?) about how bad it was, and the general "rip of tourists straight off the plane from LAX attitude. Then, I would see occasional reports of extras happening, but it was really sketchy. I've been curious for a long time, and occasionally thought, maybe some day, I would TOFTT and see what happened. Now, I don't have to do that for another 10 years.

If you are in the area, I have heard good things about Lennox Acupressure, which is just a little further south, and Amy Acupressure, which is south and east. Apparently, there is nothing worthwhile near LAX, and no one cares if tourists get ripped off. (The same is true of strip clubs in the area.).[/QUOTE]You might try VIP Spa in the strip mall at Manchester and Osage. I had Kerry once last year. She was Asian but since then there has only been Hispanic help. A few doors down is LaLa massage but the one time I went there the gal would only show her AA's after considerable prodding and all I got was Rub 'and' Tug. I only gave her $20. She was pissed, but fuck 'er, I wasn't coming back. MMS at VIP said, "ah, they Chinese, they don't know how to run the place!