[QUOTE=SuckerBill;2039819]I see the cute little blonde around 7th and Towne / Crocker all the time, and I mean EVERY time I cruise down there. She has a Jennifer Aniston look, very cute, wears little mini skirts, nice legs, and NO ONE ever picks her up. I keep thinking she's the Ashley who used to get mentioned on this board, but I don't know. What's her deal? My logic is that if no one is picking her up, there must be something wrong, but if you're that cute, why can't you score a newbie here and there? I would love to hit that, but not if she's a nutcase or her pussy is radioactive.
I cruised from 2-4:30 this morning, and very little to report. I ended up picking up April, who looked like a refugee in her ski cap and army jacket. She was wearing shorts and looked kind of like Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. She seemed nice, but turned out to be completely bipolar and fucking weird. She told me about her kids (she could not have been more than 28), two baby daddies, abuse, PTSD and about how horny I made her. She kept telling me she loved me, praised Jesus, and sucked my dick until any little thing distracted her like a noise or my hand on her. She decided that we needed to fuck, and I just wasn't into it. Look, I've done some girls I'm not proud of, or maybe I should be proud that I was able to pound it out into some of these girls, but this one was turning my stomach. She wasn't ugly, but she smelled like a mix of old jacket, bad breath and stinky pussy, and the view when she took off her pants and spread for me was not inviting. Sooo... I faked it. She pulled and moved and I pulled and moved her and I told her I had been just about to cum from the BJ (I wasn't even half hard) and as she was maneuvering and grabbing my cock, I grabbed a napkin and fell back in my seat and did a little shiver and shake, pulled up my pants, chucked the napkin out the window and drove her back to skid row.
If there's anything out there worth the trip and the money, I just haven't seen it lately. I saw a tranny with beautiful long blonde hair that walked like an ape and looked like the drummer from Spinal Tap plus 40 pounds, and another one who was tall and thin with great legs but a face like Darren Stevens from Bewitched. All the girls looked worse.[/QUOTE]I've been down that same road, literally LOL. I remember my most "shameful" pick up. I'd just gotten off work, 3:30 am. I stopped at the gas station to fill up, and out of nowhere, this transient /"bummy" looking chick approached my car. She was maybe 26-27 years old, but I could tell she was fucked up on something. I couldn't really see her body. She had on a baggy sweater and a pair of jeans about 3 sizes too big for her. Kinda reminded me of a dirty / homeless version of Demi Moore.
She asked me if I could buy her a pack of cigs and if so, she was willing to make a "deal". I guess I'm just a nasty / perverted kind of guy because even though she was dirty, the "deal" part made me tingle with curiousity. I figured "what the hell, for 6 bucks, let me see what she's working with".
I told her to hop in and we were off to find a spot. As we drove around, she would blurt out random shit, and mumble to herself. It through me for a loop, but I figured I'd get a quick BJ, and be done with her shortly. When we finally found a spot to park, she through me a curve ball by telling me she didn't do BJ's.I though it was kind of strange, but whatever. I told her to just take off her pants and play with herself...What a pleasant surprise! She had a really nice / tight body under all those rags. Her vag was a little bushy, but she had beautiful lips down there. The type that look like spread rose pedals.
Needless to say, I shagged her LOL. Very tight / responisve vagina. I was surprised. She kinda freaked me out towards the end by going into some kind of exorcism, but all in all, not bad for 6 bucks.
