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[QUOTE=GoodGuy211;1596784]This is more of a Facebook for the providers not the hobbyists.[/QUOTE]What a great idea. We don't have that exactly, but we do have sort of a Sit-on-my-Face-Book section here:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5957-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary[/url]
[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky; 1596870]What a great idea. We don't have that exactly, but we do have sort of a Sit-on-my-Face-Book section here:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5957-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary[/url]
And I wish more of you ladies would use it.[/QUOTE]I'm not a lady I'm a "Goodguy". What are you a faggot or somthin? Fuck off I like what I like and that is hot women. I'm sure you've got some fat lard ass at home naggin ya all day. THat's why you are so snappy. Sounds like you need an HJ BAD lolololol!
[QUOTE=Larks Tongue;1596640]Testify brother. It's all about the Benjamin's.[/QUOTE]Generally, you two LT and Bill B, would be correct. But I never paid her a nickel more than her stated half hour or hour rates. Go figure.
LTB
[QUOTE=GoodGuy211; 1595697]I finally worked up the nerve to go see Joy in Fairview Heights, IL. She's pretty hot and seems legit. I read some reviews on her and I think she just has some envious competitors that are trying to ruin her rep to get her out of business. Her location was plush for sure and I had a great time with her. It's good to try a provider on your own versus going off negative impressions that others may have. I'll be back to see her. She is surely a sweetheart, I seen for myself. And the rumors about her "working for L. E. Are definitely B. S. Because my stress was "released" with no hesitation LOL.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/smile-with-joy-for-the-holidays-25/6910033[/url][/QUOTE]Here's a math equation.
GoodGuy211 + PC + DSL = JOY in ALTON
[QUOTE=Rando123;1595575]Has anyone had experience with Summer in South County? She always has an ad up on BP with some sexy pictures. If you do, please PM me.[/QUOTE]The very most I've experienced with her; and I've seen her 4-5 times, after getting dressed to leave she dropped her top and flashed me. That woman has an outstanding set of knockers. Lasted like 1. 5-2 seconds though. Never got an ending- just the flash and that was only once. All legit. If them babies came out every time I'd take that road trip much more often.
[QUOTE=Lovethatbob; 1597210]Here's a math equation.
GoodGuy211 + PC + DSL = JOY in ALTON[/QUOTE]Joy was way more fun as a legit rental unit. At least she knew her job. Get naked and lay there.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-sweetest-things-come-on-twos-two-for-one-special-29/9612380[/url]
I went to see these two in Fenton last week. I called, they answered and I was on my way. When I got close to their location, I made the second call and no answer so I left a message. I waited about 5 minutes and was on my way home when they called back, so the little head made me turn around.
They stay in an apartment on the ground floor of a kind of run down complex. I know this is terrible but I never got their names. The younger one met me at the door and the older one (not much older) was waiting inside. They are both very cute and in their lower 20s I would guess. I don't normally go for BBW but their ad looked interesting and their photos are for real. The younger one has very large breasts with tiny nipples and they are in pretty good shape. She is not physically as big as her partner. Her partner's boobies are not very large but they are firm and I think she likes to have them touched.
They told me to get completely comfortable so I got naked and laid on the bed-no table. They put down a clean beach towel for me to lay on so it wasn't gross. I have never had a 4 hand before so I didn't know what to expect. I opted for 30 minutes at $. With one on each side, they worked on my back, butt, legs and feet. This was not a real massage so much as a rub. There was no shortage of foundling the boys along the way-almost too much. I was about to blow. Per my request, they spent about 5 minutes on my feet, one on each and then asked if I was ready for the ending. Sure! The older one stroked while the younger one rubbed my chest and I had one boob in each hand. It didn't take long to finish and she didn't quit stroking until I said uncle. The younger one thoroughly cleaned me up with a warm wash cloth.
I don't think they are into each other. I didn't ask. I may repeat. If I do, that will be a subject that I cover along with finding out about any other possible items that may be on the menu.
Overall, I had an enjoyable experience and would recommend.
Three years ago, Summer used to advertise in the RFT as "Bridgett". Search the archives for Bridgett. Gozinya, is this the same chick as Summer?
[QUOTE=MrGozinya;859119]Bridgett: nice top, rough face, man hands, expects you to take care of yourself while she plays with her top. Maybe more if someone was interested in wasting time and money. there is more, some of you jog my memory with your inquiries.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GoodGuy211;1596784]Good Luck to you too. I don't think Joy would still be advertising if she was "all bad". She's smokin hot and there is no doubt about that. You can't argue a hot woman with good service. I'm going to see her again I can care less about a couple bad reviews / lies. I've come to realize that this forum is mainly for exploitation. I'm sticking to another site for my main review blog. This is more of a Facebook for the providers not the hobbyists.[/QUOTE]Every so often we have to put up with this BS from providers doing self-reviews. Best way to deal with this is to ignore it and maybe she will go away.
[QUOTE=GoodGuy211;1597079]I'm not a lady I'm a "Goodguy". What are you a faggot or somthin? Fuck off I like what I like and that is hot women. I'm sure you've got some fat lard ass at home naggin ya all day. THat's why you are so snappy. Sounds like you need an HJ BAD lolololol![/QUOTE]Oops! I think you just crossed the line.
I am new to the forum but have been an AMP hobbyist for a decade or so. I appreciate the opportunity to learn from others mistakes. And to perhaps offer a few suggestions. This may sound a bit peculiar to some of you. But I actually enjoy visiting the "legitimate" suburban AMPs. If you go there a few times and make the ladies comfortable and tip reasonably, they are eager to show you a good time. Even if that just means some extended attention on your glutes. I enjoy 15 minutes of enthusiastic inner and outer glute massage every bit as much as an unspirited HJ. Sometimes I leave a wet spot. Sometimes I enjoy the tease and denial. (I know. Thats really SICK)
1. I always go in squeaky clean and well dressed.
2. I am polite even when disappointed. I express dissatisfaction with a smaller tip. (they know a happy boy tip)
3. I express my enjoyment of the neck and shoulder massage with appropriate but discrete moans of extacy. (the way you might when getting a backrub from your girlfriend.) Who doesn't like some positive feedback.
4. I try to get a smile or laugh out of a woman who is probably tired and overworked. I learn her name and repeat it as best I can.
5. In order to get past the draping. I wear bikini underwear. Apparently this gets past the technicality of draping. If you wear silky briefs or even women's panties you will probably enjoy the back and shoulder massage more.
In the worst case scenario. You can enjoy a relatively inexpensive massage. And sometimes you get a nice surprise.
If this makes me seem like an idiot to some of the professional mongers. So be it.
If anyone has other suggestions for enjoying the AMP experience. SHARE.
Check out post #1356 from 3 years ago:
[QUOTE=Brad 243; 864957]Looks like she may be turning a corner here and using that massage degree to it's fullest. She is seductive looking and scary all at the same time.
I bet she's into S&M.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lovethatbob; 1597210]Here's a math equation.
GoodGuy211 + PC + DSL = JOY in ALTON[/QUOTE]Let me clarify this equation, gents. My apologies to anyone who thought PC meant Posterchild314.
NOPE. In fact, it's a much simpler meaning for PC. Personal Computer. Goodguy211, using a PC on the Internet (DSL) is actually just Joy in Alton being the self-promoting strange person that she is.
Apologies to PC314 and anyone else who misunderstood my meaning.
LTB
[QUOTE=Jamesj; 1595761]Very good looking gal.
That's where it ends!
Average or worse back rub.
NO EXTRAS.
No nothing.
Save your cash for someone who delivers.
TOFTT a year or so ago.
JAMESJ[/QUOTE]Do not confuse this one with Imperial Summer who is one of the best ever and my personal ATF.
She got multiple posts on BP.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/friday-specials-28/9484725[/url]