Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Murrican;6113299]Here's my review of a almost every AMP I've visited in recent memory. In fact probably the last 5 years.

I found it on bed page. They said there were new girls, or young girls, or it was under new management. I thought "oh, maybe this time it's true. " Because I'm gullible and stupid.

I arrived. The person at the front was neither young nor cute.

They asked if I've been there before. I lie and say yes to signal that they don't need to tiptoe around me. I know how this works.

I say I want someone young and cute. They are either non-commital or over-eager in saying yes.

I arrive in my room. I get totally naked to reinforce that I do, indeed, know how this works.

I wait way, way too long. Why do they think it takes 10 minutes for me to get undressed?

In comes coco or lala or mimi or some other name that is a syllable repeated twice. I look over my bare shoulder and am immediately disappointed. I gird myself, saying my imagination will be working overtime if this is going to end with a nut.

The massage sucks, of course. So I won't be getting that either. The magic words, "turn over" are said. She points to Peter and asks if I want. I think "I'm naked and I have a half-boner. Why are you even making this awkward by asking, coco?

Sometimes coco asks me how much I'll pay first. This really, really annoys me. I know that whatever number I say she'll sound disappointed to get a little more, so I say 45. She is oh so disappointed and we settle on 60, where I knew we would.

I have to use my imagination to finish while this 40 year old with too much makeup and too much bad history in her life does her job. I eventually finish by thinking (never mind. Too personal).

You know what? Yes I do want a bottle of water and a couple candies. After being out 125 dollars and a shitty massage at least I'll get that. But I'll toss the bottle because a mini bottle of water in my car is suspicious. I vow to not visit that place again.

I'm getting tired of this scene.[/QUOTE]I agree with (and relate to) every word of this.

First of I went back here a 3rd time because they give a great massage. I actually got the same girl that I had the 1st time I stopped by. Cindy was great firm massage and like the other 2 times she allowed me to massage her butt and legs. Near the end of the massage (I was hoping for more) she whispers in my ear "all done" and I responded with "that's it? I want more". She said upgrade to the hour and I massage your front. So I agreed, I turn over and she started to massage my front literally. My chest, arms, scalp but the one thing she let me do was I was able to massage her front. Under her clothes and bra I played with her boobs and nipples (I was a little disappointed because she looked to be a C cup but when I reached under her bra she was heavily padded). Also I was able to rub between her legs but I wasn't allowed to go under her clothes in that area. As for mashing my front, that's all there was, massaging the actual front. I went home without a happy ending. I'll penalized try once more but then that's it.

Any ideas on where to find parlors with toned latinas or ebony, in the SFV?

You're going to try a fourth time?

You know there are only 3 strikes in baseball right? They're out. I wouldn't try a second time, but 4? Dude even a jaded ass monger like me knows there are too many other places to waste your time and money fishing in barren waters.

[QUOTE=Drooo;6117616]First of I went back here a 3rd time because they give a great massage. I actually got the same girl that I had the 1st time I stopped by. Cindy was great firm massage and like the other 2 times she allowed me to massage her butt and legs. Near the end of the massage (I was hoping for more) she whispers in my ear "all done" and I responded with "that's it? I want more". She said upgrade to the hour and I massage your front. So I agreed, I turn over and she started to massage my front literally. My chest, arms, scalp but the one thing she let me do was I was able to massage her front. Under her clothes and bra I played with her boobs and nipples (I was a little disappointed because she looked to be a C cup but when I reached under her bra she was heavily padded). Also I was able to rub between her legs but I wasn't allowed to go under her clothes in that area. As for mashing my front, that's all there was, massaging the actual front. I went home without a happy ending. I'll penalized try once more but then that's it.[/QUOTE]

Had an identical situation pre-COVID.

Place was LEGIT, and I really was there for a post work-out / pre-beer massage. Started seeing the same MILF due to her skills.

One day, she brushes me a few times while face down. I'm thinking "Huh, that's weird. " but nothing else. On the flip she goes a bit more under towel than normal, then she places my hand on her ass. She gives me the "shhh" finger to her lips and gently strokes my cock over the towel. Whispers, "Okay? I nod and from then on it was our little secret. Access was limited due to the set-up, but the sheer naughtiness of her was so much fun.

Plus, they had legit massage prices, so HE on a budget.

[QUOTE=Murrican;6115780]Wow. It's as if the gods knew I wrote this.

There's a totally legit cheap foot massage place I go to. I won't say the name because they really are legit. Like you're as likely to get a male masseuse as a female. I've been there maybe 50-100 times. I get the combo massage 30 min of foot massage in an open room followed by 60 min body massage in a booth closed with a curtain. All normal. Done this so many times.

Except today. Masseuse does her thing but keeps pulling my underwear lower and lower (you wear underwear in a place like this). Then she starts massaging my ass. Then she pulls my underwear off. What? There is literally a room of men and women getting a massage 5 feet away.

Then she tells me to touch my own junk, probably to demonstrate I'm not a cop or something. And then she begins.

The HJ was awful. And she was not attractive. Your garden variety middle aged Chinese woman. She could be next to you at a store and you'd never look twice.

But I guess surprises do exist after all. Who knew?[/QUOTE]

Wonder if we are talking about the same place. Is yours on the west side?

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6117801]Had an identical situation pre-COVID.

Place was LEGIT, and I really was there for a post work-out / pre-beer massage. Started seeing the same MILF due to her skills.

One day, she brushes me a few times while face down. I'm thinking "Huh, that's weird. " but nothing else. On the flip she goes a bit more under towel than normal, then she places my hand on her ass. She gives me the "shhh" finger to her lips and gently strokes my cock over the towel. Whispers, "Okay? I nod and from then on it was our little secret. Access was limited due to the set-up, but the sheer naughtiness of her was so much fun.

Plus, they had legit massage prices, so HE on a budget.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrDon;6117642]Any ideas on where to find parlors with toned latinas or ebony, in the SFV?[/QUOTE]I have yet to find a MP with Ebony women in the valley. Supposedly, the bath & massage place in Studio City near the metro station has ebony providers (see my review of the place a few posts ago) providers but outside of indipendent providers, I've never seen one at a MP.

As for Latinas, there was a really fit latina (seriously she had abs) with bolt ons and a nice fake ass at both Bally and Green in the Valley. Take that with a huge grain of salt though because she was a total *****. Rushed session, didn't fully remove her clothes, 1. 40 on top of house is what I was able to talk her down to both times. Really can't remember her name but if you look through my posts from when all this was recent, it'll most likely be in there.

YMMV at both places though. Last time I was at green, guy before me just got up and left in the middle of the session. Woman working the front window looked surprised when the guy walked out of his room, clearly his time wasn't up yet & that's why she was bringing me in then. Seemed to have caught everyone off guard but he basically stormed out saying that everyone there was awful and fuck all of them. Based on the few times I've been, it's not great. Bally is the same way. You're rushed. Girls are lazy, they upsell like crazy. Terrible time.

Just my two cents, anyway.

- RnR.

I've been going here for years. It's in the shopping plaza on Sherman Way & Bellaire in North Hollywood. Chinese. Since I have some physical issues, I mainly go for legit which is always pro-level and depending on the masseuse, an occasional HJ if they're in the right mood. All of them will do various levels of teasing around the ass balls and shaft but I'm a regular so YMMV. They all allow some degree of OTC ass / kitty touching but I've rarely been been able to get UTC. I think there are 4-5 masseuses working there at the moment but most of them have been there for years. Coco, Amy, Lay Lay. All 35-45 years old. Average looks. English ability isn't great so communication can be tricky. Rooms are private but close together with curtains for doors so you do hear an occasional monger on the other side but overall I'd recommend this place. If the legit massage wasn't great, doubtful I'd still be going since extras are rare. Anyone else with experience here? Any recommendations of similar places in the area? I know of several where extras are a lot easier to come by but the actual massage is sub-par.

[QUOTE=Murrican;6118073]Wonder if we are talking about the same place. Is yours on the west side?[/QUOTE]No, my place was on Ventura in Encino and didn't survive the pandemic. However, it did start my continual search for a replacement.

[QUOTE=Stratton77;6118894]I've been going here for years. It's in the shopping plaza on Sherman Way & Bellaire in North Hollywood. Chinese. Since I have some physical issues, I mainly go for legit which is always pro-level and depending on the masseuse, an occasional HJ if they're in the right mood. All of them will do various levels of teasing around the ass balls and shaft but I'm a regular so YMMV. They all allow some degree of OTC ass / kitty touching but I've rarely been been able to get UTC. I think there are 4-5 masseuses working there at the moment but most of them have been there for years. Coco, Amy, Lay Lay. All 35-45 years old. Average looks. English ability isn't great so communication can be tricky. Rooms are private but close together with curtains for doors so you do hear an occasional monger on the other side but overall I'd recommend this place. If the legit massage wasn't great, doubtful I'd still be going since extras are rare. Anyone else with experience here? Any recommendations of similar places in the area? I know of several where extras are a lot easier to come by but the actual massage is sub-par.[/QUOTE]"Pro-level" is kinda tough to gauge, but the place diagonal to HK, (southwest strip mall, in the corner), has provided me a solid massage with a standard HE in the past. As you mention, YMMV.

Yes I'll go for a 4th time. At the very least I'm getting a great massage, anything else is a bonus. For me it's not always about the HE!

[QUOTE=Murrican;6117755]You're going to try a fourth time?

You know there are only 3 strikes in baseball right? They're out. I wouldn't try a second time, but 4? Dude even a jaded ass monger like me knows there are too many other places to waste your time and money fishing in barren waters.[/QUOTE]

Hi.

Visiting Santa Clarita in a week. Anyone able to suggest a good place or two to visit which gives a good massage with HE.

Thanks for any help. I can help anyone if they visit Seattle.

Hollywood monger finds himself making frequent trips to the valley for errands to home improvement stores. Need some relief, but no idea where to start. Most of my errands tend to be in Burbank. A quick Google revealed quite a lot of parlors in the area. These ones stuck out to me.

We Massage.

Diamond Massage.

Oak.

Well.

Cozy.

A+ Relax.

Any intel? I'm basically looking for a good massage with ceiling reaching HE release. Not interested in FS. Will take all recs from these or others within 20 min drive from Home Depot.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Murrican;6115780]Wow. It's as if the gods knew I wrote this.

There's a totally legit cheap foot massage place I go to. I won't say the name because they really are legit. Like you're as likely to get a male masseuse as a female. I've been there maybe 50-100 times. I get the combo massage 30 min of foot massage in an open room followed by 60 min body massage in a booth closed with a curtain. All normal. Done this so many times.

Except today. Masseuse does her thing but keeps pulling my underwear lower and lower (you wear underwear in a place like this). Then she starts massaging my ass. Then she pulls my underwear off. What? There is literally a room of men and women getting a massage 5 feet away.

Then she tells me to touch my own junk, probably to demonstrate I'm not a cop or something. And then she begins.

The HJ was awful. And she was not attractive. Your garden variety middle aged Chinese woman. She could be next to you at a store and you'd never look twice.

But I guess surprises do exist after all. Who knew?[/QUOTE]I got lucky once at this place. Was located behind the guitar center in northridge. I was a regular for years. Even had couples massage with my wife there. More recently she decided not to get massages anymore. So I continued going. Legit massage at a great price.

One time I got this 50's mms and little by little she would tease further up into my inner thigh. Up until then I would get rubbed down and I with my underwear off. All of a sudden she suggested I take my underwear off. I happily a obliged. She then gave a pretty good HJ.

I had gone back a number of times before they closed their doors during the pandemic. And never had the same experience again.

If anyone has any suggestions on a spot like this let me know. Thanks.

[QUOTE=LAmong;6134618]Hollywood monger finds himself making frequent trips to the valley for errands to home improvement stores. Need some relief, but no idea where to start. Most of my errands tend to be in Burbank. A quick Google revealed quite a lot of parlors in the area. These ones stuck out to me.

We Massage.

Diamond Massage.

Oak.

Well.

Cozy.

A+ Relax.

Any intel? I'm basically looking for a good massage with ceiling reaching HE release. Not interested in FS. Will take all recs from these or others within 20 min drive from Home Depot.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Oak does HE. If you could drive a little longer you can visit No. 1 at Sylmar.