RE: Complicated Like Everything Else in Life
I never dated a Latin woman but did date a few ladies of Italian stock and they have the same attitude.
"Might not wake up in the morning" was a subtle and unspoken warning if I got caught.
The upside is that back in the 90's when I did most of my philandering I found out that girls of Italian ancestry were extra fiery in between the sheets. Very sexually adventurous.
[QUOTE=JMAbacus;5150206]Well, not sure I get all your points but I am 62, retired, and have substantial savings. Divorce is not going to be an option because I'm not giving half of my life's savings and inheritance away to my spouse so I can increase my frequency of getting laid. In 10 years I won't care. My spouse is Latin and 10 years younger. All my clothes are cleaned, meals prepared daily, daughter carpooled, and the inside of my house looks like a Home and Garden photo op. I come and go pretty much as I please and I control all financial matters. So its far from perfect, but better than some. I attempt to be discrete about my activities. Had a few slip ups and confrontations. Divorce is never brought up but I have been told that I might not wake up in the morning if I'm caught. All guns removed from our house years ago. Mostly just a menapausal Latin temper thing but yes, I am respectful toward my wife as it's simply common civility. I'll manage to persevere and thank you for your well wishes. P.S. I did wait until I was 38 to get married. In hindsight that was probably a bit too soon.[/QUOTE]
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Potential Solution to Bobbitt-worry Insomnia
[QUOTE=JMAbacus;5150206] . . . Divorce is never brought up but I have been told that I might not wake up in the morning if I'm caught. All guns removed from our house years ago. Mostly just a menapausal Latin temper thing but yes, I am respectful toward my wife as it's simply common civility. I'll manage to persevere and thank you for your well wishes. P.S. I did wait until I was 38 to get married. In hindsight that was probably a bit too soon.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SgtSoros;5152636]If you have a philandering dick, its best not to hitch up with a Latina. Anyone remember Lorena Bobbitt? A fiery Latina who sliced off her philandering husbands dick while he slept.[/QUOTE]Now that the good Sgt has everyone who shares a bed suffering from insomnia brought on by wondering if they left the toilet seat up one to many times or did something else that might have their significant other ready to go all Bobbitt on their ass, I thought I'd offer a $20 solution I think will put the worry on the other set of tits in the house:
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I live on a busy street in midtown and was constantly getting my yard and stuff messed with by homeless and local a**holes. Since I didn't want my personal cummings & goings (insert Beevis / Butthead laugh) recorded I bought this setup. Three screws and a AA battery each and you get a realistic camera complete with a blinking red light and I'm telling you no one can tell they are [I][u]NOT[/u][/I] recording every illegal move being made. Tell the Ball-and-Chain there's been a recent rash of neighborhood break-ins and you are the kind of man that wants to make sure any bastard coming after his wife and daughter is going to know he'll be getting the Chair if he does anything. My guess is that after a couple months of wifey not having a place to worship her pastor's c*ck while you're not home will make her horny enough to hit the treadmill and get back on the c*ck she swore to honor and obey.