Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Muff Scout; 1314466]OMFG!

You are a retard![/QUOTE]Hey, this post he actually spelled everything correctly. He's doing much better.

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon;1314559]Hey, this post he actually spelled everything correctly. He's doing much better.[/QUOTE]Seems like Mr. Jackson took out the trash. My guess is that we're not going to hear from Belrock any more.

BD

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon;1314559]Hey, this post he actually spelled everything correctly. He's doing much better.[/QUOTE]Huge,

You are right.

Belrock, you are not a retard, you Forest Gump Motherfucker!

Safe hunting to all.

And I got some sweet anal the other night on Wilkens.

Muff (The butt loving, pussy sniffing, fudge packing) Scout

I've seen her post for a long time. Has anyone checked her out?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mature-cutie-40/3673106[/url]

[QUOTE=WildWilly68; 1314987]I've seen her post for a long time. Has anyone checked her out?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mature-cutie-40/3673106[/url][/QUOTE]This is the one who sometimes posts several times a day under different titles, usually a picture of her lips (used to post breasts sometimes). Just keep browsing. She's been 40 for years, it seems. The only good thing is her description is pretty close, but don't be surprised if she looks older than she claimed. Tried her a long time ago, and it was one of the worst experiences. Wants you to meet her at a fast food parking lot near St Agnes, follow her back to her place (not very nice place nearby. Not dangerous, but definitely low end, messy, dirty) , throws a sheet or something on the floor, half hearted rub, main thing she wants is to upsell you to full service. The massage is so bad, you almost have to decide whether to leave or take her up on it. No matter what, you're out of there in half the time you paid for, wishing you had gone to even a bad AMP or gone for a quick visit special from pretty much anyone on BP.

I really miss Jasmine Jade. That was the other end of the experience scale

I saw her about two years ago and unless she has changed dramatically, and I don't think she has, I'd save my money. Here is my review of her from another nameless sight that I have cut and pasted.

Called Lynn after seeing her in CL and Backpage and scheduled a massage. She arranged to meet me at a local shopping center close to her home, which is where she works out of, so she could check me out and make sure I wasn't law enforcement. I then followed her back to her house and.

We talked for a short while and then she led me upstairs to her room where she had a towell laying across a mattress, with clean sheets on it. Now this was more of a body rub than a traditional massage and she doesn't advertise that she is licensed or certified or whatever.

I got undressed and laid on my stomach and she began the massage. She's good at touching you in the right places and I was easily arroused. She did offer some body-to-body, but it was strictly while I was on my stomach. I could feel her nice D-cup titties though as she rubbed them along my back. I rolled over and as advertised she had a nice pair of D-cup titties. She massaged my chest and worked her way down to my legs. After touching the insides of my thighs I was now completely hard and she knew exactly what to do rubbing my balls and stroking my cock. All of the time she kept her panties on, even though I tried to get her to remove them. She kept stroking my cock until I completely exploded.

All in all, I'd say it was a great massage, so I decided to schedule another one. Since I already knew where she lived, she told me to come on over. We went upstairs and this time she asked me if I would rather have a blowjob or a massage? I opted for the BJ thinking it would be like the last time. Now, my regular provider is always bb, but she insisted on using a condom. Also, she wanted to sit on the bed upright and suck my cock while I stood, because she said that she had a bad back.

Now I had a feeling that this was not going to work, because I always get weak in the knees before I cum. But, I can fuck standing up with my gf bent over the bed, so I figured I'd give it a try.

Needless to say she was getting worn out and I wasn't even close to cumming. I really expected her to try a little harder and play or massage my balls, but nothing, just the ole chicken head.

Anyway I asked her to finish me off with her hand, as she had done so skillfully before. After only a few minutes, she complained again about her back and neck and asked me to finish myself off.

I decided that I would be finished off, but by someone else, not her and surely not me. I can jerk off at home and not have to pay for it.

If she had just told me that her back was bothering her and physical activity was going to be difficult, I would have gone to someone else for a release, but she didn't and I felt unsatisfied. Or if she had just given me the massage treatment I had before, when she realized that the blow-job wasn't working I'd be going back to see her again.

She also advertises escort services but, whenever I asked about getting naked and joining me on the bed she didn't want anything to do with it. All of our sessions were done with her panties on, even though I told her that I would tip her well for extras.

She runs ads on CL and Backpage on almost a daily basis and must have some satisfied customers, but I don't think that I would reccomend her.

[QUOTE=WildWilly68; 1314987]I've seen her post for a long time. Has anyone checked her out?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mature-cutie-40/3673106[/url][/QUOTE]

I saw her about two years ago. Not very attractive and had a few extra pounds, but she has (had?) the perfectly perky, all natural large boobs of a woman half her age. Age and gravity had definitely not taken their toll yet. She took me to a mattress on the floor in a mostly empty apartment. Massage was nothing speicial and she's a little too chatty for my tastes. Standard HE for $.2 but she advertises more for $$. I did not repeat.

[QUOTE=WildWilly68; 1314987]I've seen her post for a long time. Has anyone checked her out?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mature-cutie-40/3673106[/url][/QUOTE]I read a report from way back which is bad on her. So I would stay away.

[QUOTE=Rut Roh; 1312464]Jill.

I don't get out much, but when I do, I try to get an hour massage with Jill. The best $65. 00 for a legit massage you'll ever spend. Jill is cool, funny and we have some really funny conversations. She advertises on CP under Therapeutic Services and has a spot off of Charles Street in B-More. #443-414-5732[/QUOTE]She is the best. I go to her at least twice a month. Very nice with very strong hands.

Child please. Don't get mad at me, I'm just sayin.

[QUOTE=Belrocker; 1315109]I'm going to sound like a,"senior", RTFF.

Damn I feel bad now that I have lowered my standards![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RockAndRye; 1304465]Hi. I have been visiting this forum and local AMPs for a few years and I'm glad to be here now.

I had a nice time at Blue Sky today with Mindy. Probably about 24 yrs, slender, barely A cups. Not very talkative, but friendly, nice.

The massage was decent; I've had better, I've had worse. Nice teasing before the flip, followed by CBJ, then went to town with DATY + FIV, mish, doggie, mish again, cowgirl finish $.

Enjoy, and treat her nice.

RnR[/QUOTE]Had her before and she is very nice. She does not talk too much because her English is not very good when she start having detailed conversations.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1313628]While I'm sitting here recovering from some surgery, I got to thinking. With all of the unemployed IT guys around, why don't they put their heads together and develop an iPhone app. For the procurement of loose women, or the GPS directions to local AMP's, and loops. This would put an end to all the newb questions, because we could just reply "there's an app for that". After all, who is better equipped to aid in the development of this app than an asian?

Stay tuned for more over medicated thoughts.

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There is another AMP close to JHH at 1416. I've been there a couple of times. .6 for the house. They post on CL pretty frequently. Any body else been to this place? Short on time right now, but hoping to see if anyone else has anything to say about this place.

My two friends told me not worth going there, waste the times and money.

My experience was that it is 100% legit. There have been a few reports posted that found the same.