Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman][b]What does it friggin' take?!!![/b]

Why is it that so many newcomers seem incapable of doing even a cursory reading of this forum? Yeah, I can see that this guy seems to be saying that he did some reading "beforehand" but obviously not very much.

Suggestion to newbies who are reading this forum but have yet to make their first post: [b]RTFF![/b] Read the freaking file, dammit! It ain't that difficult, and the info you're looking for is probably already there. It just takes a brief investment of your time.

Whenever you just come out and post something like this, which clearly says you've got a bad case of blue balls, it just shows that you gave about 10 seconds worth of time to reading any of the very many informative reports that other members have posted up. Why do you think they've bothered to post a report? For the fun of it? No, it's so other members can benefit.

So, once again, read the damn file before you come out and ask for information that's already available.

RR

PS - The Roman Senator votes to temporarily censure any newbs who don't know how to put on their togas properly and obviously don't know their Latin from their Vulgate.[/QUOTE]

Simple, they are cops. I think about 50% of this board and 90% of first time posters are cops. Even their lazy asses won't do any research and will just ask a question, what does it hurt and they don't give a shit anyways--we're just dirtbags to them. Even though they'll go into a parlor, get all washed up and let the play with their Johnson, then bust them for prostitution--while they get their jollies on the taxpayer dime.

Damn, I'm clearly in the wrong field. Better yet, I should get into politics, so I can have taxpayers pay for high priced escorts.

I'm going to kill my guidance counselor.

On a side note -- I think a large influx of n00bs is due to various internet sites finding us as of late. We're probably past the 4chan stage, but it's sort of like when AOL started opening up to the rest of the internet years ago. When a little bubble gets burst, all the newbies come in and poke around, covering the usual stuff that's already been covered. Eventually they become used to it, and they're yelling at people to RTFF as well. We just have to deal with it for a while.

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish]Simple, they are cops. I think about 50% of this board and 90% of first time posters are cops. Even their lazy asses won't do any research and will just ask a question, what does it hurt and they don't give a shit anyways--we're just dirtbags to them. Even though they'll go into a parlor, get all washed up and let the play with their Johnson, then bust them for prostitution--while they get their jollies on the taxpayer dime.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VanDriver]He was being sarcastic.... see the post by a newbie (Johnny20 or something like that) a few posts down.

BTW, have you seen our girl at Green lately? I thought I read on here that she was back...but, others said it was a different girl with the same name.

Van[/QUOTE]

I think it depends on which Nana you knew. Not the Nana I knew, but fantastic service. Same Nana as others have experienced, as she has been around for awhile. Either way, definately worth a visit. If anybody can give a review on the new girl, would be appreciated--and not Cici.

TIA

I have always believed that flogging has its place! Torture in general is usually FUN for the giver and sometimes fun for the receiver as well.

Like the bumper sticker says:

I'D RATHER BE WATERBOARDING!

JJ



[QUOTE=Roamin Roman][b]What does it friggin' take?!!![/b]

Why is it that so many newcomers seem incapable of doing even a cursory reading of this forum? Yeah, I can see that this guy seems to be saying that he did some reading "beforehand" but obviously not very much.

Suggestion to newbies who are reading this forum but have yet to make their first post: [b]RTFF![/b] Read the freaking file, dammit! It ain't that difficult, and the info you're looking for is probably already there. It just takes a brief investment of your time.

Whenever you just come out and post something like this, which clearly says you've got a bad case of blue balls, it just shows that you gave about 10 seconds worth of time to reading any of the very many informative reports that other members have posted up. Why do you think they've bothered to post a report? For the fun of it? No, it's so other members can benefit.

So, once again, read the damn file before you come out and ask for information that's already available.

RR

PS - The Roman Senator votes to temporarily censure any newbs who don't know how to put on their togas properly and obviously don't know their Latin from their Vulgate.[/QUOTE]

First report, so I TOFTT but ended up satisfied anyway.

Tried some southern comfort:

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/1462540253.html[/url]

Julie met me at the door, a little chubby, late 30s/early 40s, but very friendly. House took .8

Table shower was clean, she attended to everything without prompting.

Massage started with intense shogun, rather professional - arms and legs rearranged more than once. Neck cracked - then the flip. It was clear that everything was on the menu, but having just finished about 12 hours of driving, I didn't want to do a thing. Offered .6 for a CBJ, and Julie was very thorough. Some nude grinding, a hint of Russian, then much licking and kissing around the area before a very skilled performance of the deed.

Afterwards, the massage continued - I got my full hour. If I'm in the area again, I'll return.

Gents,

NaNa has gone Ta-Ta (pun sorrowfully intended). I wrote about the new girl twice. Have I gotta tell ya' the RTF...? ;-)

I knew he was bein' sarcastic. I just didn't want him to have all the fun to himself.

AD

Went to Green last night since it'd been a while, and I'd rather not hit Star on a hopping bar night. Drew Luby(Ruby?), who I think might've been the one that worked at Downtown forever ago. Description is similar, but it's long enough ago that I don't remember quite what the other one looked like.

Anyway, cute, tiny little thing, with a perky little chest. I'm generally a little happy when they're quite so tiny, since I'm afraid I'll break them, but I wasn't complaining. Wasn't too crowded last night, so she took her time in the TS, and gave me a nice soapy massage, paying a lot of attention to the Pacific rim area, practically giving me a prostate rub while she was at it. Very nice.

Massage was ok, not great. It was a weird technique, where most of it was her pressing down in specific spots, almost like a back walk, but she just used her hands. Felt good, but not sure it did a whole lot.

Main event was nice, starting with the usual mouthwork, with a twist, where I got to DATY her while I got mine. That alone might have been better than the actual event, since a phrase involving golf balls and garden hoses comes to mind, and well, she has a sweet little package. Main event was doggy, which seemed to be what she was mostly interested in. Fine with me.

Not quite as friendly as other providers have been in the past after the main event, but it was late, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

Overall, not bad, I'd repeat, but would prefer Mae if she's still there, or trying someone new.

I went there yesterday to see my favorite Sasha or Sara, but the place has the closed signed, I called but no answer.

Jim

[QUOTE=Triple E]Went to Green last night since it'd been a while, and I'd rather not hit Star on a hopping bar night. Drew Luby(Ruby?), who I think might've been the one that worked at Downtown forever ago. Description is similar, but it's long enough ago that I don't remember quite what the other one looked like.

Anyway, cute, tiny little thing, with a perky little chest. I'm generally a little happy when they're quite so tiny, since I'm afraid I'll break them, but I wasn't complaining. Wasn't too crowded last night, so she took her time in the TS, and gave me a nice soapy massage, paying a lot of attention to the Pacific rim area, practically giving me a prostate rub while she was at it. Very nice.
Overall, not bad, I'd repeat, but would prefer Mae if she's still there, or trying someone new.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the review, was wondering who girl the new girl was at Green. Mae isn't there, she was excellent for the right customer, just not me. She isn't there (or wasn't the past few weeks). Just Cici and Nana. Cici is cute, older under bright lights but good enough when dimmed. Cici does the same action as Ruby it sounds like.

[QUOTE=Drofnalb]Does anyone have any stories or advice on what the Massage scene is like in Korea?

I have never been, but this is the origin of most of our providers.

Is it worth a visit?[/QUOTE]I spent 6 years in Korea. I wouln't say there is a massage scene in Korea. If you go to Seoul, go to E tae won right up the street from the US Army base Yonson. There is a hill called Hooker hill. Walk up the hill any part of the day and you will get what you want. Now I heard that Korea now imports a lot of girls from Viet Nam, China and some old eastern block countries so I can't really say what it is like today. Any way stay away from the clubs in E Tea Won. The girls will rip you off. You should try the international board if you want updated info.

[QUOTE=Triple E]Went to Green last night since it'd been a while, and I'd rather not hit Star on a hopping bar night. Drew Luby(Ruby?), who I think might've been the one that worked at Downtown forever ago. Description is similar, but it's long enough ago that I don't remember quite what the other one looked like.

Anyway, cute, tiny little thing, with a perky little chest. I'm generally a little happy when they're quite so tiny, since I'm afraid I'll break them, but I wasn't complaining. Wasn't too crowded last night, so she took her time in the TS, and gave me a nice soapy massage, paying a lot of attention to the Pacific rim area, practically giving me a prostate rub while she was at it. Very nice.

Massage was ok, not great. It was a weird technique, where most of it was her pressing down in specific spots, almost like a back walk, but she just used her hands. Felt good, but not sure it did a whole lot.

Main event was nice, starting with the usual mouthwork, with a twist, where I got to DATY her while I got mine. That alone might have been better than the actual event, since a phrase involving golf balls and garden hoses comes to mind, and well, she has a sweet little package. Main event was doggy, which seemed to be what she was mostly interested in. Fine with me.

Not quite as friendly as other providers have been in the past after the main event, but it was late, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

Overall, not bad, I'd repeat, but would prefer Mae if she's still there, or trying someone new.[/QUOTE]Ruby?

This is not the same Ruby from Star that a visited a few weeks ago, is it. Man she is a gem

[QUOTE=Jimvs]I went there yesterday to see my favorite Sasha or Sara, but the place has the closed signed, I called but no answer.

Jim[/QUOTE]

They may just be taking a day off. You never know at that place. Let us hope they come back.

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish]Mae isn't there... just Cici and Nana.[/QUOTE]

If this is the same Nana that worked at Backlick recently, you should expect a great massage from her. Nana at Backlick had great hands and her backwalking was excellent. K girl with c cups, curly hair past her shoulders, 5'2" or so and 115 lbs. She has a very sweet personality. One of my favorites in the area.

Too far for me to drive now that I am in MD. But if anyone here draws her, please let me know if it is the same Nana from Backlick. If so, I may have to reacquaint myself with her techniques.

AD

saw sara that loopy reviewed. cute girl. good service. she reminds me of one the girls singing in this music video.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7fdSkp8ds[/url]

loopy said she will be gone by this weekend but she told me she here until the end of the month. must have changed her mind.

[QUOTE=Jimvs]I went there yesterday to see my favorite Sasha or Sara, but the place has the closed signed, I called but no answer.

Jim[/QUOTE]Very upsetting.

Moving on.