Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=B Malibu]I was at the Yardhouse at the Irvine Spectrum. I know some of the bartenders there and they always dial me in 'cause I'm a generous tipper, plus I'm just a cool fucking guy :). As for the Yardhouse at T-square. When I was 22, I was hangin' out with (at the time), a 38 y/o Cougar, and I remember bangin' her K9 on the 5th level of the parking structure, overlooking Newport Blvd.!! Security spotted us and came running, but we thought ahead and were doing it near the stairs for a quick getaway. Dude, it was a Wed night and there were no cars on that top level. We were hammered, but still trying to be discreet! Hehe...[/QUOTE]Cruising Harbor, Long Beach or Fig lately? We need some good pictures from you.

[QUOTE=Ampmaster]Ok to the good stuff. Been doing my research and found K** at an incall in costa mesa.[/quote]I've seen Kim too. What a cute spinner. I haven't been back to her place since summer though. Maybe I should pay her a visit.

[QUOTE=Cash Value]Yardhouse= Triangle square costa mesa you know right off the end of the 55[/QUOTE]I'm by that one all the time but haven't been there in about 8 or 9 years. I'll have to throw it into my rotation. I usually go to the one in Brea. I've never been to the one at The Spectrum but I'll keep that in mind next time I'm in that part of town.

[QUOTE=Master Baiter5]I've seen Kim too. What a cute spinner. I haven't been back to her place since summer though. Maybe I should pay her a visit.[/QUOTE]Ya, A lot of Senior's have been PMing me about the same exact experience. And to think, I was special. 8-(

Well, at least she's consistent. The only issue is that she is on the pricey side for me.

[QUOTE=Traveler Oa987]I noticed another "Grand Opening" ad on CL, but this one was nearby in LN, so I went to TOFFT. I found the MP located in a nice clean strip mall near a craft store. Walked in to a tiny, clean waiting room and was greeted by a little late 30's hottie. I arrived before noon and was given the. 5 special (normal. 6/hr) and was ushered into my room and the lights were dimmed low. It was a clean but somewhat cramped room with a table long and comfortable enough for someone standing over six feet. There were back walking rails above the table and I couldn't make up my mind if we were legit or not.

Knock on the door and in comes the same little lady who checked me in. She was dressed in black tight knit plunge top and stretch pants, so far so good. I "accidently" exposed myself and she was not in the least bit shy. Originally from Taiwan, her English was passable and she proceeded to give me a light touch tease along my back. My hands roamed without incident. Things went as expected and after about twenty minutes she moved my towel and started nicely juggling my boys. I flipped over and asked about the menu, she would only provide HE. Tried some negotiations, but she wouldn't budge. I liked her and agreed to. 6 and she went at it. We started with my hand in her top (A's with nice nips) and some good old crotch rubbing. Light strokes turned into a BBBJ and finished catch and release. I enjoyed it.

There was time left in my session and she proceeded to clean me up and continued with a nice rub until time was up. I don't believe FS is available at this time, but YMMV.

At your service, stay safe.[/QUOTE]

Oh I forgot, 60 for a HE? Wow they must be hurting a lot. Did she beg for food too? Anyway is this the thin one with longer hair and the little wiggly ass? She has worn black stretch pants every time Ive been there. Not the best looking but nice long hair and thin tight body. I never gave her 60, she would have to use the bars on the ceiling to slide that hot pussy all over me for 60...lol

Have you guys seen this ad? She is asking for $1k for 2 hrs!?! Damn! For that kind of money, she better be riding a tri-cycle with a propeller hat and have a trampoline and clown midgets when I get there! Has anyone paid anything close to that amount?

[url]http://orange-county-escorts.********.com/escorts/list/347741.htm[/url]

[QUOTE=Ampmaster]Have you guys seen this ad? She is asking for $1k for 2 hrs!?! Damn! For that kind of money, she better be riding a tri-cycle with a propeller hat and have a trampoline and clown midgets when I get there! Has anyone paid anything close to that amount?

[url]http://orange-county-escorts.********.com/escorts/list/347741.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
As you can see the link got censored. Throw out a hint for what site you found it from and then we can type it in ourselves. I wanna' see what this girl looks like.

Hello, all,

Was wondering something and wanted to see everyone else's experiences. Whats the percent usually to get a double pop in one session. If you pop early and still have enough time does te lady still have an obligation to start something else or is your session over. I usually book 30 min. But was wanting to book an hour but don't want to waste my money if after one pop she out of there. I usually book 30min just because the places I go usually get right to business yes the do there little thing called a massage but we all know why we go. LOL Let me know whats everyone elses experince. Thanks.

Stu

[QUOTE=B Malibu]As you can see the link got censored. Throw out a hint for what site you found it from and then we can type it in ourselves. I want to' see what this girl looks like.[/QUOTE]Jaime Love, City Vibe

Decided to go to Chap/Eucl. On Sunday had Lilly, about thirty, but tight body, yet. Flapping lips. As Borat states, "Her lips hang like a wizards sleeve. " Can somebody tell me why does that occur. I couldn't believe it. $. 40 total damage. I'm not into FS, but had an urge since 2 summers ago. I'm more of a CBJ guy, only because its less risky.

Monday rolls around, so had time before classes start, and I ventured to my usual locations.

I was looking to try the table shower as noted by other mongers at AC6. I got there and it was closed. Didn't know they closed that early.

So I decided to venture to Lamp/Eucl again. My first time there was horrible, I figure 2nd time should be better. Wrong I was. Front porch light, to indicate the location in this little area. Did a few passes to verify it was open, and I noticed the tv was on thru the window. Walked up, asked if it was open, and lady says, "yep, " and starts saying in Viet, "New stranger. " She then asked if I was Viet, and I confirmed, and this further embarrassed them because they were talking smack about me, as I had entered. As I entered the door, a whole family was sitting there. Family as in, a few old men in their 60s, a large mamasn in a moo-moo dress. The Cow, I mean, the MSN guides me to the room, and I start probing who would be my therapist. Shiet man, I didn't want the cow to be working on me, she says it would be the one that answered the door. At this point, I started bullshitting that I was looking for someone else. And I said, "nope, I'll comeback next time for so and so. " Leave and the old guys there start questioning me. Not coming back. Last time I was there, there some hotties, but very expensive.

So I went back to Euc/Chap. Met MSN at door, and told her I was a regular. I'm a regular on weekends, this was a different MSN. I asked for Asian, and got Chanel. Nice tat, racks were real, I think. They didn't feel hard. Ass was tight. Initially ask for CBJ, she starts working, and I felt that box, and it was tight. No wizard sleeve here. And so I decided to go for FS, one last time and to never do that again. And as I expected. It was tight and young. She goes for CG, and I'm bucking like a PBR bull. $. 40 out the door.

Has anyone used the mr.parlor site?

Does it offer what it says it offers?

[QUOTE=Stugots25]Hello, all,

Was wondering something and wanted to see everyone else's experiences. Whats the percent usually to get a double pop in one session. If you pop early and still have enough time does te lady still have an obligation to start something else or is your session over. I usually book 30 min. But was wanting to book an hour but don't want to waste my money if after one pop she out of there. I usually book 30min just because the places I go usually get right to business yes the do there little thing called a massage but we all know why we go. LOL Let me know whats everyone elses experince. Thanks.

Stu[/QUOTE]Most f/s places that I am aware of only allow 1 pop unless you can fake the first "O" and keep on pumping, which would be rare.

I have a couple of AMPS that will do 2 pops, one place the girl asks up front if I want to go for 2. For the 2 pop program I will want to go for an hour. I usually do 10 mgs of Levitra, if I don't my dick gets lazy after round 1 and it becomes a lot of concentration.

I should mention that these places are massage places w/ happy endings, not f/s. I suppose if you throw around enough cash you can stay all day at most f/s joints.

Bud

I was debating to hit C&C or UH. It was past 8pm and C&C was closed, so that answers that. I have not been to UH since the bust. I figure it's been a long enough time that it should be ok. Walk in, greeted by S****. She was a 24 yr old VN hottie with bolt ons. Paid my. 50 1/2 hr fee and leads me to the room and immediately goes to work. Asks if I've been there before, who did I C. Etc. Then down to business. VN chick ALWAYS ask for more money! I was just in the mood for HE and she wanted $ ". But nude" she says. Hell no, I can get FS for that. I countered with. 60, but she said w/clothes on. We finally settled for. 70 w/o clothes. She had an amazing body and got some play, but really pricey. Why do I always get caught up with the expensive VN's? Damn it!

[QUOTE=Combat Tank]Has anyone used the mr.parlor site?

Does it offer what it says it offers?[/QUOTE]Have not been there for a while.

Was not very good last time I was in.

Mpreview is better I think.

[QUOTE=Hunterx]Decided to go to Chap/Eucl.[/QUOTE]I wasn't aware of a place near Chapman and Euclid. Could you give me a little more info. Is it V-girls?

[QUOTE=Hunterx]So I decided to venture to Lamp/Eucl again.[/QUOTE]Now that place I've been. There was one V-tech I wanted, C cups, sort of tan, clean face. But I got is the one with braces and kind of chubby, name was Kim. At Euclid and Lampson, can more be had than a HJ? I don't want to go back if that's all they offer.

AC6 is alright. Haven't been back in a couple months. Cindy and Ivy were the only ones I had.