Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tjtjtjtj;3678738]I was hoping the picture was at least close. Nope. She was on the phone texting every 5 minutes, lots of baby daddy drama, which I got to hear all about.

Location was easy to find, nice apartment. She is ok looking, large bolt ons. Her phone was blowing up even before we started, never a good sign. Nice relaxing rap music (who thinks explicit rap music is in any way soothing) A Very rushed session, done in 30 minutes. No wonder so easy to get an appointment. Looks like I am back to searching for a solo spinner type.[/QUOTE]Guys listen I've posted and posted that Abby sucks why do you waste your money?? I'm a good looking guy with good attitude when I visit these girls and I never lie about a experience Abby texts during her sessions and thinks she is the hottest girl on the planet between Abby and Lilia if you get a crappy session I've warned you listen up! Do not visit either of them.

[QUOTE=Robert65;3679974]Guys listen I've posted and posted that Abby sucks why do you waste your money?? I'm a good looking guy with good attitude when I visit these girls and I never lie about a experience Abby texts during her sessions and thinks she is the hottest girl on the planet between Abby and Lilia if you get a crappy session I've warned you listen up! Do not visit either of them.[/QUOTE]Robert,

You have said so, in fact you've "said so" SO MANY TIMES that it's making you look like a loon. You had a bad experience, move on. While you're at it, buy some duct tape and wrap your brave behind the keyboard fingers up and put some over your mouth for good measure. Trashing someone over and over again is obsessive and unhealthy. Make sure you let each provider you see know that you expect a BBBJ and a bar of gold by the time you walk out the door.

[QUOTE=GetALifePlease;3680118]Robert,

You have said so, in fact you've "said so" SO MANY TIMES that it's making you look like a loon. You had a bad experience, move on. While you're at it, buy some duct tape and wrap your brave behind the keyboard fingers up and put some over your mouth for good measure. Trashing someone over and over again is obsessive and unhealthy. Make sure you let each provider you see know that you expect a BBBJ and a bar of gold by the time you walk out the door.[/QUOTE]This reply is not needed.

[QUOTE=BukkakeLuvr;3674915]I believe a few others have pointed out that it appears that Professional Luxury Massage is a reincarnation of Your Girls Next Door (YGND).

[URL]http://www.professionalluxuriesmassage.com/[/URL]

Looking at their lineup I am assuming that Jessica in Lafayette Square is the same Jessica that has been working for Lake at YGND and then for Angel at just call an angel. I am also assuming Abby in Webster groves is the the same Abby who used to work for YGND before going independent. If these assumptions are wrong please let me know. Also, if anyone has the story about why business was re-branded please PM me, I'd love to hear it.

In any case, Roxy in their lineup seems new, has anyone seen her yet? Thanks for any info.[/QUOTE]Jw if anyone has seen Roxy?

As many of you know Angel who used to be with YGND started her own group (JUSTCALLANANGEL) in the fall of 2017. She stopped giving massages and spent her time running the group and doing the scheduling and advertising. However, at the start of 2018 she went back to giving massages working independently and with the following website: [URL]http://justcallanangel.com/[/URL] I paid her a visit today which is described below.

Her new place is in the central west end and is easy to get to with lots of street parking and no meters. The apartment is decorated very well including a strategically placed mirror. She met me at the door wearing a sexy, one-piece lace outfit with a thong bottom that showed off her gorgeous rear end. To be honest, I was wondering if she had added a few pounds with her time away from massaging while running the new group but that did not seem to be the case at all.

The first thing she did was give me a hug and a sensual DFK. Having seen her a number of times in the past, starting almost five years ago, I had never kissed her before so that was a most pleasant surprise. She then massaged my back for a short while with touching allowed and quite a bit of teasing.

Her clothes then came off and she was up on the table with a lot of body to body action. I then turned over and the fun really began. She got in the 69 position which had happened often in the past. But in the past she would put her lovely pussy just inches from my face but keep it just out of reach. That was not the case today as I was able to go down on her as much as I wanted while she was giving me a superb BBBJ. It seems that there is a new Angel in town and she is a delight!

Since I had selected the Ultimate Euphoria option shown on her website we then put on a cover and she rode me CG. Seeing her lovely breasts bouncing away was quite a sight. However, I have trouble finishing with a cover so we took that off and she went back to her BBBJ. She really does a great job with a lot of DT and she produced a very happy ending in her mouth. By the way, she is definitely a "No Quit" lady who stayed with it until I was completely done.

So I don't sound like a complete shill my one recommendation/suggestion would be the addition of a bed. The table was nice and sturdy and comfortable but to me seems a bit cramped especially with FS. However this is not that big of an issue and I've already booked another appointment with her next week.

I have a friend I message with in Chicago who sees lots of ladies. We always refer to Chicago as Pussy Heaven while St. Louis is Pussy Hell with not nearly as many options. However, with the return of Angel I think things are definitely looking up in Pussy Hell and I think 2018 will be a very Happy New Year!

Has anyone seen Elaina for a banana job? What was damage and would you recommend?

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/exotic-professional-skills/37732887[/URL]

[QUOTE=GetALifePlease;3680118]Robert,

You have said so, in fact you've "said so" SO MANY TIMES that it's making you look like a loon. You had a bad experience, move on. While you're at it, buy some duct tape and wrap your brave behind the keyboard fingers up and put some over your mouth for good measure. Trashing someone over and over again is obsessive and unhealthy. Make sure you let each provider you see know that you expect a BBBJ and a bar of gold by the time you walk out the door.[/QUOTE]Thank you, that really made me laugh. Unfortunately, I was raised to understand I'm not special (in looks or attitude) so I'm guessing the bar of gold request won't work for me. Darn. I will settle for a BBBJ though.

Finally decided to go across the river and see Aly. Tired of these 40 year old Asian women.

Aly is fine as hell! Petite, thin, with a perfect handful and not an ounce of fat on her. Tight body, sweet butt, long hair. Wholly smokes.

Little more expensive than I prefer, but one of the sexier girls in the area IMHO.

I'll repeat.

If any veteran members need details, feel free to message me.

Thanks for the detailed report. As a 5 year customer of hers I am certain you deserve the service you received. If I may ask, what was the total donation for that exceptional service (including tip). Also if I read your review correctly, all this took place on a massage table set up at her location?

[QUOTE=Apache77;3682260]As many of you know Angel who used to be with YGND started her own group (JUSTCALLANANGEL) in the fall of 2017. She stopped giving massages and spent her time running the group and doing the scheduling and advertising. However, at the start of 2018 she went back to giving massages working independently and with the following website: [URL]http://justcallanangel.com/[/URL] I paid her a visit today which is described below.

Her new place is in the central west end and is easy to get to with lots of street parking and no meters. The apartment is decorated very well including a strategically placed mirror. She met me at the door wearing a sexy, one-piece lace outfit with a thong bottom that showed off her gorgeous rear end. To be honest, I was wondering if she had added a few pounds with her time away from massaging while running the new group but that did not seem to be the case at all.

The first thing she did was give me a hug and a sensual DFK. Having seen her a number of times in the past, starting almost five years ago, I had never kissed her before so that was a most pleasant surprise. She then massaged my back for a short while with touching allowed and quite a bit of teasing.

Her clothes then came off and she was up on the table with a lot of body to body action. I then turned over and the fun really began. She got in the 69 position which had happened often in the past. But in the past she would put her lovely pussy just inches from my face but keep it just out of reach. That was not the case today as I was able to go down on her as much as I wanted while she was giving me a superb BBBJ. It seems that there is a new Angel in town and she is a delight!

Since I had selected the Ultimate Euphoria option shown on her website we then put on a cover and she rode me CG. Seeing her lovely breasts bouncing away was quite a sight. However, I have trouble finishing with a cover so we took that off and she went back to her BBBJ. She really does a great job with a lot of DT and she produced a very happy ending in her mouth. By the way, she is definitely a "No Quit" lady who stayed with it until I was completely done.

So I don't sound like a complete shill my one recommendation/suggestion would be the addition of a bed. The table was nice and sturdy and comfortable but to me seems a bit cramped especially with FS. However this is not that big of an issue and I've already booked another appointment with her next week.

I have a friend I message with in Chicago who sees lots of ladies. We always refer to Chicago as Pussy Heaven while St. Louis is Pussy Hell with not nearly as many options. However, with the return of Angel I think things are definitely looking up in Pussy Hell and I think 2018 will be a very Happy New Year![/QUOTE]

Good news travels fast. And, as a bonus, this is well written.

[QUOTE=Apache77;3682260]As many of you know Angel who used to be with YGND started her own group (JUSTCALLANANGEL) in the fall of 2017. She stopped giving massages and spent her time running the group and doing the scheduling and advertising. However, at the start of 2018 she went back to giving massages working independently and with the following website: [URL]http://justcallanangel.com/[/URL] I paid her a visit today which is described below.

Her new place is in the central west end and is easy to get to with lots of street parking and no meters. The apartment is decorated very well including a strategically placed mirror. She met me at the door wearing a sexy, one-piece lace outfit with a thong bottom that showed off her gorgeous rear end. To be honest, I was wondering if she had added a few pounds with her time away from massaging while running the new group but that did not seem to be the case at all.

The first thing she did was give me a hug and a sensual DFK. Having seen her a number of times in the past, starting almost five years ago, I had never kissed her before so that was a most pleasant surprise. She then massaged my back for a short while with touching allowed and quite a bit of teasing.

Her clothes then came off and she was up on the table with a lot of body to body action. I then turned over and the fun really began. She got in the 69 position which had happened often in the past. But in the past she would put her lovely pussy just inches from my face but keep it just out of reach. That was not the case today as I was able to go down on her as much as I wanted while she was giving me a superb BBBJ. It seems that there is a new Angel in town and she is a delight!

Since I had selected the Ultimate Euphoria option shown on her website we then put on a cover and she rode me CG. Seeing her lovely breasts bouncing away was quite a sight. However, I have trouble finishing with a cover so we took that off and she went back to her BBBJ. She really does a great job with a lot of DT and she produced a very happy ending in her mouth. By the way, she is definitely a "No Quit" lady who stayed with it until I was completely done.

So I don't sound like a complete shill my one recommendation/suggestion would be the addition of a bed. The table was nice and sturdy and comfortable but to me seems a bit cramped especially with FS. However this is not that big of an issue and I've already booked another appointment with her next week.

I have a friend I message with in Chicago who sees lots of ladies. We always refer to Chicago as Pussy Heaven while St. Louis is Pussy Hell with not nearly as many options. However, with the return of Angel I think things are definitely looking up in Pussy Hell and I think 2018 will be a very Happy New Year![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PilotPete;3682636]...that really made me laugh....[/QUOTE]It made me laugh too. I haven't seen Abby but I've noticed too that Robert65 always has something negative to say and it's not just critical but kind of mean spirited. Lighten up Bob! For what it's worth, I have seen Lilia at least a half dozen times and will just say she is easily the best looking provider I've seen, with top quality service if you treat her well, aren't a creep, and don't expect too much too soon.

As to getting special treatment being a five year client I don't think that's what happened and I think everyone can expect the level of service I received. While I've seen her a number of times in the past I hadn't seen her much the last few years when her menu was restricted. In fact, the last time I saw her was December of 2016 and on that occasion I rated her performance a "3 – Barely Worth The Effort". Based on some reviews I had seen I was thinking that DATY was available. So when I arrived I proudly announced that I was there to eat her pussy. But she very quickly and firmly told me that wasn't going to happen and she didn't do that. My review and low rating was to try to warn others that if they were expecting more like I was they might be disappointed.

The amount paid was as shown on her website for the "Ultimate Euphoria" option which I think is basically code for FS. Going forward I will probably stick with "Manipulative Lip Action" (which is now my favorite phrase) which is $50 less and I'm pretty sure includes everything but FS. I didn't leave a tip as I thought the fee was about right for what was involved. However, I did bring a box of Godiva chocolates and the next time I see her I'm going to bring a somewhat expensive vibrator although I look at these as "gifts" as opposed to a "tip" since she can't use the money for what she wants.

All activities took place on a massage table which was actually large and comfortable. And thankfully she didn't have the round thing attached where you're supposed to rest your face and stare at the floor. I mean, what's up with that? Why would I want to look at the floor instead of a gorgeous, naked lady?

I would also like to point out that in addition to being a great provider Angel is also a very nice lady. A friend who has seen her a number of times has a daughter who came down with a medical issue. When Angel learned of this third hand, she sent him a text to express her concern and say she hoped things were okay. I thought that was incredibly classy.

[QUOTE=JRedmond;3682708]Thanks for the detailed report. As a 5 year customer of hers I am certain you deserve the service you received. If I may ask, what was the total donation for that exceptional service (including tip). Also if I read your review correctly, all this took place on a massage table set up at her location?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SexInSTL;3682659]Finally decided to go across the river and see Aly. Tired of these 40 year old Asian women.

Aly is fine as hell! Petite, thin, with a perfect handful and not an ounce of fat on her. Tight body, sweet butt, long hair. Wholly smokes.

Little more expensive than I prefer, but one of the sexier girls in the area IMHO.

I'll repeat.

If any veteran members need details, feel free to message me.[/QUOTE]Looks like you found a keeper. Is she IL or MO side?

I posted that Jade was moving to Massage Bunny. It looks like MB has just two girls at the moment. Anyone know what the service is like? For $. 25 a Jade handshake is fun. For $$ I would like something different.

Emma – Full Body.

Emma has a few reviews already but she's worth a fresh one based off of my recent appointment.

This is the tall, thin, very blonde, sophisticated, and simply stunning Emma who's been around for a couple of years now, moved her location a couple of times, but has been for a year or so in a little office building "Convenient off I-64" just west of the city. Do not confuse her with the unfortunate "Emma" who was for a long time "Tiffany", then very briefly with Lake's old YGND in Creve Coeur at the end of last year, and is now unnamed but runs a daily add full of strange hyperbole with tag "Upscale Clayton Oasis Very Private".

The real Emma's current add includes two real photos of her, which I mention because I waited a very long time before deciding to actually to see Emma because I refused to believe her photos were real. Her photos are real, and she really is that good looking.

Emma requires screening. She is a lower volume provider at a slightly above the curve rate. If you are looking for more than the traditional massage and release, you're wasting your time. If you are looking for that basic service done in an exceptional way, from easily one of the best looking providers in town, then she's for you. You can expect a good massage, a bit of teasing, a fantastic touch, plenty to look at, and genuine effort to make you happy. I am intentionally being understated in my description of her service because I believe Emma would want that. She's a truly good person, please treat her accordingly.

Out of curiosity, how is her actual massage?

[QUOTE=Apache77;3683343]As to getting special treatment being a five year client I don't think that's what happened and I think everyone can expect the level of service I received. While I've seen her a number of times in the past I hadn't seen her much the last few years when her menu was restricted. In fact, the last time I saw her was December of 2016 and on that occasion I rated her performance a "3 Barely Worth The Effort". Based on some reviews I had seen I was thinking that DATY was available. So when I arrived I proudly announced that I was there to eat her pussy. But she very quickly and firmly told me that wasn't going to happen and she didn't do that. My review and low rating was to try to warn others that if they were expecting more like I was they might be disappointed.

The amount paid was as shown on her website for the "Ultimate Euphoria" option which I think is basically code for FS. Going forward I will probably stick with "Manipulative Lip Action" (which is now my favorite phrase) which is $50 less and I'm pretty sure includes everything but FS. I didn't leave a tip as I thought the fee was about right for what was involved. However, I did bring a box of Godiva chocolates and the next time I see her I'm going to bring a somewhat expensive vibrator although I look at these as "gifts" as opposed to a "tip" since she can't use the money for what she wants.

All activities took place on a massage table which was actually large and comfortable. And thankfully she didn't have the round thing attached where you're supposed to rest your face and stare at the floor. I mean, what's up with that? Why would I want to look at the floor instead of a gorgeous, naked lady?

I would also like to point out that in addition to being a great provider Angel is also a very nice lady. A friend who has seen her a number of times has a daughter who came down with a medical issue. When Angel learned of this third hand, she sent him a text to express her concern and say she hoped things were okay. I thought that was incredibly classy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Giantworm17;3684608]Looks like you found a keeper. Is she IL or MO side?[/QUOTE]MO side. HH girl.

[QUOTE=Cateatah;3685157]Out of curiosity, how is her actual massage?[/QUOTE]Have to say that seems like sort of a strange question, especially from a senior member. I say that simply because I consider Angel to be a legend in St. Louis when it comes to massage. She spent many years as one of Lake's Girls Next Door and I think she was unquestionably the most popular. Apparently you never had the pleasure of spending time behind the infamous red door that was on her old place. By the way, she has over a 100 reviews on a site that specializes in reviews.

If you are looking for an actual massage I think that you will be pleased. Not sure if she has had any formal training but she definitely knows what she is doing and puts in a lot of effort. If you're a member of the other site you can find plenty of information there. If you're not sure about which site then PM me and I'll let you know.

Anyone taken a chance with this lady yet? Haven't found much searching but pics look nice.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/experience-ultimate-hot-sensual-massage-shower-available/36131862[/URL]

Good Hunting,

FFT.

I was in that area last week unplanned and decided to look up BLDS. CoCo was the only person I saw in the place and I opted for 30 minutes with her. This was all pretty much as described before so won't repeat those details. What I'll add is that CoCo was very enthusiastic and giggly. She seemed especially impressed with the still-working equipment of this 70 year old man. Very good ego massage. She also helped me dress and put my shoes and socks on me. Which I rather enjoyed. This was my first massage parlor visit in decades. First AMP ever. And it was better than expected. I'd repeat.

[QUOTE=Cateatah;3685157]Out of curiosity, how is her actual massage?[/QUOTE]It has been about a year since I last saw her and it was more of a sexy rub than a massage. She is very nice to look at and the tease was great. I think boobs got rubbed on my back, but if you overdid it shoveling snow, this isn't that rub.

Tammy now independent has some sports massage skills. As well as a great menu of other services. If you are looking for a good rub for your other parts.

Most of the storefront AMPs have pretty good massages. It is the finish that becomes hard to find.

Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=ForFunTonite;3685981]Anyone taken a chance with this lady yet? Haven't found much searching but pics look nice.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/experience-ultimate-hot-sensual-massage-shower-available/36131862[/URL]

Good Hunting,

FFT.[/QUOTE]The pics do look good. Let me / is know if you get any intel.

I have seen her several times. She is very attractive and always delivers. Standard HE.

[QUOTE=StlGuy1950;3677328]Anyone try this one out that advertises in the massage section of Backpage? I did a Google search on the phone number and she has been advertising at least since 2016. Did a Google search on the photo and it is a fake. Thanks in advance.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-thursday-75-massage-kirkwood-75-open-till-6pm/37222292[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joshstl;3686246]The pics do look good. Let me / is know if you get any intel.[/QUOTE]Pics are not hers, do a search and pulls model in Russia. I had set an appointment with her last week and did search after I had set. I called her and asked her to send me real pics, she said she had a bad experience with pics of hers getting exposed to family and was reluctant but said she would send me a few. Needless to say, I am still waiting, so that speaks volumes. She swore she looks just like the pics, whatever.

[QUOTE=Koompa;3686420]Pics are not hers, do a search and pulls model in Russia. I had set an appointment with her last week and did search after I had set. I called her and asked her to send me real pics, she said she had a bad experience with pics of hers getting exposed to family and was reluctant but said she would send me a few. Needless to say, I am still waiting, so that speaks volumes. She swore she looks just like the pics, whatever.[/QUOTE]If you are going to use fake pics, wouldn't you choose better ones?

Thanks for the feedback! I have seen Tammy and really enjoyed her actual massage as well as the rest of the menu. On the hunt for more like her. Cheers!

[QUOTE=Jeffc574;3686023]It has been about a year since I last saw her and it was more of a sexy rub than a massage. She is very nice to look at and the tease was great. I think boobs got rubbed on my back, but if you overdid it shoveling snow, this isn't that rub.

Tammy now independent has some sports massage skills. As well as a great menu of other services. If you are looking for a good rub for your other parts.

Most of the storefront AMPs have pretty good massages. It is the finish that becomes hard to find.

Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FrankLou32;3684821]Emma Full Body.

Emma has a few reviews already but she's worth a fresh one based off of my recent appointment.

This is the tall, thin, very blonde, sophisticated, and simply stunning Emma who's been around for a couple of years now, moved her location a couple of times, but has been for a year or so in a little office building "Convenient off I-64" just west of the city. Do not confuse her with the unfortunate "Emma" who was for a long time "Tiffany", then very briefly with Lake's old YGND in Creve Coeur at the end of last year, and is now unnamed but runs a daily add full of strange hyperbole with tag "Upscale Clayton Oasis Very Private".

The real Emma's current add includes two real photos of her, which I mention because I waited a very long time before deciding to actually to see Emma because I refused to believe her photos were real. Her photos are real, and she really is that good looking.

Emma requires screening. She is a lower volume provider at a slightly above the curve rate. If you are looking for more than the traditional massage and release, you're wasting your time. If you are looking for that basic service done in an exceptional way, from easily one of the best looking providers in town, then she's for you. You can expect a good massage, a bit of teasing, a fantastic touch, plenty to look at, and genuine effort to make you happy. I am intentionally being understated in my description of her service because I believe Emma would want that. She's a truly good person, please treat her accordingly.[/QUOTE]I would second this. YMMV but one of the best!

Gentleman,

Firstly, thank you for all your posts and laughs.

I finally built up some courage and as of mid December I'm no longer just a window shopper of both the forums, and the AMP venturing.

I've been cruising this forum since before Recap hung his hat up. But always shy-ed away from ever really using your guys' tips / reports. I, or my mini me rather, decided to dip my toes in the water finally. And I'm here after 5 visits to the same location to give back what's been given to me.

5 Visits to report, to keep from writing a novel I'll shorten them as I go. *I'll put a super-short version at the end for those trying to get in&out like a short peter*.

[B]Visit #1[/B]

After reading some reports and feeling a big froggy I found myself searching google, near my location for "Massage". Pleasantly surprised there was a place close with one of those generic AMP names I've learned to look for. Looked on BP and would ya look at that saw they were posting daily. So I called and asked if they were busy (it was about 5 pm), was told "When you come? You come now?" So after hitting the ATM I made it there, walked in and was greeted by early-mid 30's Asian woman, a little chubby, bad teeth, not the cutest face. Went for a HH to feel the place out. She walked me back to a cold room and told me to undress as she walked out. Here's where my lack of experience overcame the etiquette I've read. When I undressed I left my boxers on and also covered myself with the drape. The woman who greeted me was the one who walked back in to massage me, I hadn't seen any other workers there so they're pretty slim on staff. She started with a dry massage with the drape covering me long ways. They actually give a decent massage by the way. She asks me while rubbing "You get massage before?" I told her I've been to other places, first time here. She didn't respond and kept rubbing with drape on for about the first 5 minutes. She kept asking "massage OK?" because I'd exhale when she hit a legit good spot, I kept giving her thumbs up. Then she turns the drape horizontally exposing more of my back / legs and began with the oil. While standing by my head she got pretty close to my cheeks, but stopped at my boxers. She asked again "massage ok?" I said Yes, very good. She then went around and stood by my feet, started on the legs, working her way up. I maneuvered my hand under me to free my mini me and the boys from underneath myself and while doing so she reached and pulled on my boxers. Shocked I kinda lifted and turned my head and she said "Off? Ok?" I said Yes, yes off ok and she helped me pull my boxers off. She continued the leg rub, going from one to the other. As she worked up the leg she would get pretty close, brushing the boys so lightly that I couldn't tell if it was intentional. Then she flips the drape revealing one of my cheeks and starts massaging my ass. This time she grazed over the boys intentionally. I sighed with pleasure to show I approved. Same treatment for the other cheek. We're a little past the half mark of my HH by this time and I was hopeful, so I ask her to extend for another HH. She doesn't understand and uses Translate on her phone, she says "Ok ok ok" To wrap things up, she went back and stood by my head for the last of the back rub. Focused on my shoulders for a bit. Then she got her knees on the table and went from my shoulders with both hands, gliding down to my cheeks and getting in the crack enough to brush the boys some more before restarting. Wiped the back of me off with a warm towel then told me to turn over, so I turned over semi-chubbed. Here's where I should've removed the drape, but didn't. She rubbed my neck / head, a little bit on the chest / shoulders / hands, then as she made her way to my legs / feet she rubbed around my mini me, grazing him and the boys a couple times under the edges of the drape. Sadly she kept moving and to my disappointment once the legs / feet were done we had reached 1 H. She just says "Okay" and just walks out the door. Confused I began to put my boxers on after about 30 seconds. She taps on door and says "Ok shower ready". What a rollercoaster. I instantly felt I had hit the jackpot. The table shower was free, but there was nothing extra. No drape during the shower, which would've been nice had the room not of been cold as fuck. To confuse me even more, when I go to grab the towel she held out, she says "no no" and she drys all of me off before leading me back to the room saying "Ok, all done" and shuts the door. I get dressed and walk out to the front to pay for the HH extension. I told her I would be back, then tipped. 25 in hopes to send a message.

That concludes my long report on my first visit.

[B]Visit #2[/B]

4 Days later- This time I didn't call ahead, just showed up around 3 pm. Walked in, no one at front so I waited a second. Same early-mid 30's woman walks to front, tells me "You come back uhhhh 45 minutes?" I remained pleasant and just said Ok, no problem. She writes 10% and scribbles some other shit on a business card and says "You come back, discount 10% I give a thumbs up, grab the card and walk out. Went and got some food, which I later realized was a mistake and a benefit at the same time (more later). Returned, opted for 1 h & hh due to the 10% discount, should've just went 1 H. Walks me to a room, I get fully undressed and fold the drape in half leaving all but the top of my back uncovered. She enters, same routine, dry rub over the drape. However the drape stays off after. She's comfortable this time, lots of giggles, lightly slapping my ass if I make her laugh, she's fun. During the massage she leaves the room to give a customer the same "You come back". Returns & continues. Same details as last time, with more grazing of the boys. About the meal I had while waiting, I had to piss like none other during the massage. But just like morning wood / having to piss, mini me was ever prevalent during the massage, easy target for her grazing. So on the flip, non draped, she covers her mouth and gasps. She playfully slaps my leg and giggles as she sees I'm giving a special sort of thumbs up. She does head / neck / chest / shoulder, skips mid section, does leg / feet. Nearing the end of my time she grabs more oil, takes my hand and and loads it with oil and puts my hand on mini me. I tried to negotiate past DIY, even using her translation app to tell her she will get the. 4 I have left. She declines, I tell her I mini-me wants her hand, not mine, and offer the full. 4 which was again declined with a "sorry". Long story short, she allowed me to squeeze her ass OTC while she fondled the boys. She didn't seem to understand what I meant when I tried to explain that her playing with the boys is no different than handling mini-me, so I took what I could and finished myself, huge finish which got a "Wow, strong!" From her, I giggled that time. She cleaned me up with a towel. No table scrub this time as I actually went over my time by 15 minutes, no complaint from me. She hugged me before I left. Tipped. 3.

[B]Visit #3[/B]

About 5 days later- Didn't call. Greeted by a different woman. Older, maybe early 50's, smiley / nicer teeth, old face / body. She had just finished some kind of cleaning, had gloves on. I kindly went to hug her, she had no problem with it. Clued her in enough to make her aware I had been there multiple times and was becoming a regular. Went for 1 H, Paid with a bill to show there was a tip coming. Taken to room, fully undressed, put drape on chair. She comes in, begins a much stronger massage which I enjoyed. She skips dry rub, straight to oil. Lots of passes over the cheeks, into the crack, grazing the boys here and there. This time I make sure to kind of push my ass up, exposing more when she gets close. She talks alot but can hardly speak / understand english. Asked me if I was married, did I have kids, do I live alone, do I live close, have job. Thought it was a bit odd, but answered. Obviously not giving specifics on job and where I live. Fast forward to flip, mini-me is semi chubbed. She rubs all around it, grabs oil to put on my hand, same DIY shit. I had her hand me my phone. I had put the translation app on my phone and pre-entered a message saying I've been here 3 times now and would really like more than my own hand and that I brought. 4 tip today for her. She says "Sorry, can't. Scared of LE" I put in the translator that I am also scared of LE, but I am comfortable with this place after visiting a few times. She replies with "You had before?" I lied and said not yet here, but yes at other places after a few visits (this is the only AMP I've been to). She says "Ok" and grabs mini-me and strokes as if she's trying to start a fire or some shit. I put my hand by her ass and ask if its ok, she puts her ass on my hand, I squeeze. After about 5 minutes of her jack-hammering I get tired of her huffs and puffs. Knowing at the rate she's going, it's too lackluster to work. Wish it would've been the younger one who was more comfortable with me. So I decide to give her a break, have her rub the boys while I show her how its done. To get the most I could out of the situation, right before I finished I quickly put her hand back on mini-me guiding her for a second and letting go as she finished me off. Went 10 minutes over my time, so no shower. Kept my promise and tipped her. 4 and went on my way.

[B]Visit #4[/B]

7 days later- Called, asked if busy. Was told "No no, you come now, we have new girl". Got there fast, high hopes. I'll keep this and the next one short as they were disappointing as all hell. Greeted by younger one from first 2 trips. Opt for 1 hr. I see no one else. Room, fully undress, door opens, I look up and see new girl. Mid 30's much nicer body, so / so face, VERY soft hands, weak massage. I say Hello, and ask if she's new. "Yes" she says, she doesn't talk much. Massage, blah-blah. Did everything but plainly ask her for a HE. No teasing at all, kept putting drape back. Not even DIY. Nice girl, maybe later down the line I'll scope her out again. Nothing special and I had to remind them I wanted a shower this time, and that's what I got, just a shower. At front desk I frowned a sad face to the younger one from the first 2 visits. Tipped new girl. 2 and went home.

[B]Visit #5[/B]

8 days later- Didn't call. Showed up later, wanting my massage to end right at closing time. Greeted by younger one from first 2 visits. She smiled at me I smiled back, long time no see, blah blah. Opted for 1 H&HH as I saw no one else and wanted to see if I could get past this ones good teasing. Room, fully undress, no drape. She puts drape on me for usual dry rub, and keeps it on me after but never covering the good spot. Little bit of grazing, I had to maneuver mini-me free from under me. After 30 minutes, she asked "You like 4-hand massage? Pause- this isn't on their menu so I was certain this meant good things. I had 1 H left and the charge was. 5 extra for 4 Hand. I told her I will pay with card at the end. That way she knew I still had the tip money I brought and flaunted. In walks the older woman who actually gave me the HE. Massage continued with some teasing. Jackpot. Or so I thought. Older one asked me more questions about am I single, have no kids, blah blah. Next thing you know its closing time. No DIY, no shower. Put a sticker on me and call me a sucker. Should've declined the 4 Hand. Tipped them both. 2 and pouted my way out the door.

If you read all of that, I only added that much detail because I enjoyed reading detailed reports myself. So thanks to those who provided. However, I purposely left out other details as this is the only place close to me and after seeing how the BLDS report blew that place up I'd rather not draw that kind of attention to this spot, even tho its not as promising as BLDS reports were.

Seniors with 10+ posts PM me if you'd like any info.

JRC.

[QUOTE=Pplayer;3686285]I have seen her several times. She is very attractive and always delivers. Standard HE.[/QUOTE]I visited this therapist today. Very nice incall in a discreet KW office building. She is AA and has a larger frame. I don't think the pic of BP represents her well. If it is her, that was quite a few lbs ago. Massage was average, lots of teasing was nice. On the flip she got the job done. I wouldn't repeat but good if you're on a budget.

[QUOTE=MyEndo;3687904]I visited this therapist today. Very nice incall in a discreet KW office building. She is AA and has a larger frame. I don't think the pic of BP represents her well. If it is her, that was quite a few lbs ago. Massage was average, lots of teasing was nice. On the flip she got the job done. I wouldn't repeat but good if you're on a budget.[/QUOTE]After being stood up this afternoon by a well known and well reviewed downtown St. Louis provider I called this provider in Kirkwood. Tease and finish were fantastic. I will repeat. And I am done chasing the provider who stood me up.

[QUOTE=JRC007;3687820]Gentleman,

Firstly, thank you for all your posts and laughs.

I finally built up some courage and as of mid December I'm no longer just a window shopper of both the forums, and the AMP venturing.

I've been cruising this forum since before Recap hung his hat up. But always shy-ed away from ever really using your guys' tips / reports. I, or my mini me rather, decided to dip my toes in the water finally. And I'm here after 5 visits to the same location to give back what's been given to me.

5 Visits to report, to keep from writing a novel I'll shorten them as I go. *I'll put a super-short version at the end for those trying to get in&out like a short peter*.

[B]Visit #1[/B]

After reading some reports and feeling a big froggy I found myself searching google, near my location for "Massage". Pleasantly surprised there was a place close with one of those generic AMP names I've learned to look for. Looked on BP and would ya look at that saw they were posting daily. So I called and asked if they were busy (it was about 5 pm), was told "When you come? You come now?" So after hitting the ATM I made it there, walked in and was greeted by early-mid 30's Asian woman, a little chubby, bad teeth, not the cutest face. Went for a HH to feel the place out. She walked me back to a cold room and told me to undress as she walked out. Here's where my lack of experience overcame the etiquette I've read. When I undressed I left my boxers on and also covered myself with the drape. The woman who greeted me was the one who walked back in to massage me, I hadn't seen any other workers there so they're pretty slim on staff. She started with a dry massage with the drape covering me long ways. They actually give a decent massage by the way. She asks me while rubbing "You get massage before?" I told her I've been to other places, first time here. She didn't respond and kept rubbing with drape on for about the first 5 minutes. She kept asking "massage OK?" because I'd exhale when she hit a legit good spot, I kept giving her thumbs up. Then she turns the drape horizontally exposing more of my back / legs and began with the oil. While standing by my head she got pretty close to my cheeks, but stopped at my boxers. She asked again "massage ok?" I said Yes, very good. She then went around and stood by my feet, started on the legs, working her way up. I maneuvered my hand under me to free my mini me and the boys from underneath myself and while doing so she reached and pulled on my boxers. Shocked I kinda lifted and turned my head and she said "Off? Ok?" I said Yes, yes off ok and she helped me pull my boxers off. She continued the leg rub, going from one to the other. As she worked up the leg she would get pretty close, brushing the boys so lightly that I couldn't tell if it was intentional. Then she flips the drape revealing one of my cheeks and starts massaging my ass. This time she grazed over the boys intentionally. I sighed with pleasure to show I approved. Same treatment for the other cheek. We're a little past the half mark of my HH by this time and I was hopeful, so I ask her to extend for another HH. She doesn't understand and uses Translate on her phone, she says "Ok ok ok" To wrap things up, she went back and stood by my head for the last of the back rub. Focused on my shoulders for a bit. Then she got her knees on the table and went from my shoulders with both hands, gliding down to my cheeks and getting in the crack enough to brush the boys some more before restarting. Wiped the back of me off with a warm towel then told me to turn over, so I turned over semi-chubbed. Here's where I should've removed the drape, but didn't. She rubbed my neck / head, a little bit on the chest / shoulders / hands, then as she made her way to my legs / feet she rubbed around my mini me, grazing him and the boys a couple times under the edges of the drape. Sadly she kept moving and to my disappointment once the legs / feet were done we had reached 1 H. She just says "Okay" and just walks out the door. Confused I began to put my boxers on after about 30 seconds. She taps on door and says "Ok shower ready". What a rollercoaster. I instantly felt I had hit the jackpot. The table shower was free, but there was nothing extra. No drape during the shower, which would've been nice had the room not of been cold as fuck. To confuse me even more, when I go to grab the towel she held out, she says "no no" and she drys all of me off before leading me back to the room saying "Ok, all done" and shuts the door. I get dressed and walk out to the front to pay for the HH extension. I told her I would be back, then tipped. 25 in hopes to send a message.

That concludes my long report on my first visit.

[B]Visit #2[/B]

4 Days later- This time I didn't call ahead, just showed up around 3 pm. Walked in, no one at front so I waited a second. Same early-mid 30's woman walks to front, tells me "You come back uhhhh 45 minutes?" I remained pleasant and just said Ok, no problem. She writes 10% and scribbles some other shit on a business card and says "You come back, discount 10% I give a thumbs up, grab the card and walk out. Went and got some food, which I later realized was a mistake and a benefit at the same time (more later). Returned, opted for 1 h & hh due to the 10% discount, should've just went 1 H. Walks me to a room, I get fully undressed and fold the drape in half leaving all but the top of my back uncovered. She enters, same routine, dry rub over the drape. However the drape stays off after. She's comfortable this time, lots of giggles, lightly slapping my ass if I make her laugh, she's fun. During the massage she leaves the room to give a customer the same "You come back". Returns & continues. Same details as last time, with more grazing of the boys. About the meal I had while waiting, I had to piss like none other during the massage. But just like morning wood / having to piss, mini me was ever prevalent during the massage, easy target for her grazing. So on the flip, non draped, she covers her mouth and gasps. She playfully slaps my leg and giggles as she sees I'm giving a special sort of thumbs up. She does head / neck / chest / shoulder, skips mid section, does leg / feet. Nearing the end of my time she grabs more oil, takes my hand and and loads it with oil and puts my hand on mini me. I tried to negotiate past DIY, even using her translation app to tell her she will get the. 4 I have left. She declines, I tell her I mini-me wants her hand, not mine, and offer the full. 4 which was again declined with a "sorry". Long story short, she allowed me to squeeze her ass OTC while she fondled the boys. She didn't seem to understand what I meant when I tried to explain that her playing with the boys is no different than handling mini-me, so I took what I could and finished myself, huge finish which got a "Wow, strong!" From her, I giggled that time. She cleaned me up with a towel. No table scrub this time as I actually went over my time by 15 minutes, no complaint from me. She hugged me before I left. Tipped. 3.

[B]Visit #3[/B]

About 5 days later- Didn't call. Greeted by a different woman. Older, maybe early 50's, smiley / nicer teeth, old face / body. She had just finished some kind of cleaning, had gloves on. I kindly went to hug her, she had no problem with it. Clued her in enough to make her aware I had been there multiple times and was becoming a regular. Went for 1 H, Paid with a bill to show there was a tip coming. Taken to room, fully undressed, put drape on chair. She comes in, begins a much stronger massage which I enjoyed. She skips dry rub, straight to oil. Lots of passes over the cheeks, into the crack, grazing the boys here and there. This time I make sure to kind of push my ass up, exposing more when she gets close. She talks alot but can hardly speak / understand english. Asked me if I was married, did I have kids, do I live alone, do I live close, have job. Thought it was a bit odd, but answered. Obviously not giving specifics on job and where I live. Fast forward to flip, mini-me is semi chubbed. She rubs all around it, grabs oil to put on my hand, same DIY shit. I had her hand me my phone. I had put the translation app on my phone and pre-entered a message saying I've been here 3 times now and would really like more than my own hand and that I brought. 4 tip today for her. She says "Sorry, can't. Scared of LE" I put in the translator that I am also scared of LE, but I am comfortable with this place after visiting a few times. She replies with "You had before?" I lied and said not yet here, but yes at other places after a few visits (this is the only AMP I've been to). She says "Ok" and grabs mini-me and strokes as if she's trying to start a fire or some shit. I put my hand by her ass and ask if its ok, she puts her ass on my hand, I squeeze. After about 5 minutes of her jack-hammering I get tired of her huffs and puffs. Knowing at the rate she's going, it's too lackluster to work. Wish it would've been the younger one who was more comfortable with me. So I decide to give her a break, have her rub the boys while I show her how its done. To get the most I could out of the situation, right before I finished I quickly put her hand back on mini-me guiding her for a second and letting go as she finished me off. Went 10 minutes over my time, so no shower. Kept my promise and tipped her. 4 and went on my way.

[B]Visit #4[/B]

7 days later- Called, asked if busy. Was told "No no, you come now, we have new girl". Got there fast, high hopes. I'll keep this and the next one short as they were disappointing as all hell. Greeted by younger one from first 2 trips. Opt for 1 hr. I see no one else. Room, fully undress, door opens, I look up and see new girl. Mid 30's much nicer body, so / so face, VERY soft hands, weak massage. I say Hello, and ask if she's new. "Yes" she says, she doesn't talk much. Massage, blah-blah. Did everything but plainly ask her for a HE. No teasing at all, kept putting drape back. Not even DIY. Nice girl, maybe later down the line I'll scope her out again. Nothing special and I had to remind them I wanted a shower this time, and that's what I got, just a shower. At front desk I frowned a sad face to the younger one from the first 2 visits. Tipped new girl. 2 and went home.

[B]Visit #5[/B]

8 days later- Didn't call. Showed up later, wanting my massage to end right at closing time. Greeted by younger one from first 2 visits. She smiled at me I smiled back, long time no see, blah blah. Opted for 1 H&HH as I saw no one else and wanted to see if I could get past this ones good teasing. Room, fully undress, no drape. She puts drape on me for usual dry rub, and keeps it on me after but never covering the good spot. Little bit of grazing, I had to maneuver mini-me free from under me. After 30 minutes, she asked "You like 4-hand massage? Pause- this isn't on their menu so I was certain this meant good things. I had 1 H left and the charge was. 5 extra for 4 Hand. I told her I will pay with card at the end. That way she knew I still had the tip money I brought and flaunted. In walks the older woman who actually gave me the HE. Massage continued with some teasing. Jackpot. Or so I thought. Older one asked me more questions about am I single, have no kids, blah blah. Next thing you know its closing time. No DIY, no shower. Put a sticker on me and call me a sucker. Should've declined the 4 Hand. Tipped them both. 2 and pouted my way out the door.

If you read all of that, I only added that much detail because I enjoyed reading detailed reports myself. So thanks to those who provided. However, I purposely left out other details as this is the only place close to me and after seeing how the BLDS report blew that place up I'd rather not draw that kind of attention to this spot, even tho its not as promising as BLDS reports were.

Seniors with 10+ posts PM me if you'd like any info.

JRC.[/QUOTE]WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? I'm going to cut you some slack because as you said you're new. Why after the first time you didn't get what you want did you go back? There are a few (although not a lot) of places to get serviced. If you read recent post then start there really. As I said I'm going to cut you some slack but please don't get back there expecting something different.

[QUOTE=Giantworm17;3688023]WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? I'm going to cut you some slack because as you said you're new. Why after the first time you didn't get what you want did you go back? There are a few (although not a lot) of places to get serviced. If you read recent post then start there really. As I said I'm going to cut you some slack but please don't get back there expecting something different.[/QUOTE]Desperation and convenience of locality if I'm honest. Which I backed up mentally with a few guides stating 3 visits max to feel a place out. With the first visit pretty hint-ful of possibilities, going off the three chances thing. With the third one actually providing, I fell victim to hope, making a fourth and fifth visit. Most places you guys report about is an hr+ drive for me, one way to boot. My last visit was a pretty big let down and I've already decided I won't go back there. I appreciate your direction regardless, but I consider the experience worth it as I feel I will be much less hesitant to try other places now that I've dipped my feet in. A rather costly learning experience, but hey, I haven't had a headache in a month haha.

JRC.

Anyone know what was going on in Centreville Friday? I was driving south from 15 trying to get through over by Pink, VIP, etc. Around 3 pm and traffic was stopped. I eventually turned around at the RR tracks and saw that there were about six or seven police cars up by the massage parlors with their red and blues on. Could have been a wreck, but I didn't see one. My first thought was somebody got raided, or maybe a customer got out of control. Anyone hear anything?

[QUOTE=JRC007;3688211]Desperation and convenience of locality if I'm honest. Which I backed up mentally with a few guides stating 3 visits max to feel a place out. With the first visit pretty hint-ful of possibilities, going off the three chances thing. With the third one actually providing, I fell victim to hope, making a fourth and fifth visit. Most places you guys report about is an hr+ drive for me, one way to boot. My last visit was a pretty big let down and I've already decided I won't go back there. I appreciate your direction regardless, but I consider the experience worth it as I feel I will be much less hesitant to try other places now that I've dipped my feet in. A rather costly learning experience, but hey, I haven't had a headache in a month haha.

JRC.[/QUOTE]It would be helpful if you could clue us in on the AMP that you had your experience at so we all don't have to waste our money or expectations.

[QUOTE=BillyBobbles;3689562]Anyone know what was going on in Centreville Friday? I was driving south from 15 trying to get through over by Pink, VIP, etc. Around 3 pm and traffic was stopped. I eventually turned around at the RR tracks and saw that there were about six or seven police cars up by the massage parlors with their red and blues on. Could have been a wreck, but I didn't see one. My first thought was somebody got raided, or maybe a customer got out of control. Anyone hear anything?[/QUOTE]Likely a wreck. LE doesn't light up for raids or unruly customers. Well, not raids anyway. Maybe the misses showed up at the ol' rub and tug with a shotgun.

My go to massage girl was Susan at the Royal Massage on Watson and she is no longer there. I wonder if she has popped up at any on the other AMP parlors in the area. She is in her late 40's, Asian, has terrible teeth, and always did the massage in a loose fitting dress. The first thing she did on entering the room was to pull up the dress a little that to me signaled that roaming was allowed. And roaming was allowed, almost encouraged. Not sure what was going on in her mouth but her gums were dark colored.

Anyone try Asian Moon Massage in Festus? Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=StlGuy1950;3692060]Anyone try Asian Moon Massage in Festus? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Same routine diy as the rest of St. Louis AMPs.

[QUOTE=StlGuy1950;3691865]My go to massage girl was Susan at the Royal Massage on Watson and she is no longer there. I wonder if she has popped up at any on the other AMP parlors in the area. She is in her late 40's, Asian, has terrible teeth, and always did the massage in a loose fitting dress. The first thing she did on entering the room was to pull up the dress a little that to me signaled that roaming was allowed. And roaming was allowed, almost encouraged. Not sure what was going on in her mouth but her gums were dark colored.[/QUOTE]Bummer. She was my favorite there even though her teeth really grossed me out. She gave an excellent massage with plenty of tease. And as mentioned she did allow your hands to roam. I believe I saw one of their ads a couple days ago advertising a new girl.

Just checking in on that place off of Highway K and 364. Somebody I haven't seen there in a long time, Tina. There is a bit of a language barrier so it seemed like she was telling me she's been there the whole time for the last year, I have not seen her for a year. However she's definitely working there right now and anybody who's been there before will probably be happy to hear that.