It Does Not Get Better. Just Stay Away
[QUOTE=Overboard;1968176]Hadn't stopped in at Rainbow in Longwood for a long time so made a spur of the moment decision to stick my head in the door.
The good: Private parking is available in the rear of the building.
The bad: If you go after dark like I did the back door is locked and you have to take the walk of shame around front waving at all of your friends driving by on 434 and nodding to the barbershop customers who are hanging around on the sidewalk talking.
The worst: The owner is working as the only therapist at this point and she is definitely in her sixties, with a portly figure. Although she did come to the door wearing a wife beater tank top with no bra on (perky nipple see's) she just wasn't doing it for me.
I left but if she's your thing have at it.[/QUOTE]There are some businesses that should just close. This is one of those. I used to stop here occasionally to see if anything had changed. It never did. They have the oldest and the absolutely ugliest women imaginable. Not unattractive. Downright ugly. Do not feel guilty taking a look and leaving. There are many many better options out there. The reason a business like this stays open is either because they are laundering money or because some men have no selfrespect.
Happy New Year, Gents. Some Recent Visits
Just got back from Ohio a few days ago. Spent Christmas with the in. Laws, etc. You know the drill. Good to be back. I know I said I would not post a review until the end of this month, but, what can I say? Fuck it. I couldn't wait that long.
Monica. At Mojo Massage. Legit excellent massage. Nothing else. [URL]http://www.mojowellnesstherapies.com/[/URL].
Nikki. Body Rubs on BP. Called her. Seemed sweet on the phone until I heard her pimp yelling at her in the back ground about her prices. Guy was an asshole. I told her some other time maybe. Never heard back from her. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/mutual-touch-full-nude-prostate-beautiful-nikki-body2body-all-night-27/9714986[/URL].
Heather. Winter Springs LMT. Great massage. Will repeat. PM for data. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4266170972.html[/URL].
Park Avenue Spa. I had quite an experience with several of the beautiful and sexy ladies there. Will definitely repeat. PM for data. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-year-relaxation-with-sexy-latinas-at-park-avenue-spa-407-203-6797-flat-rates-all-day-25/9484463[/URL].
JaguarXF.
Yes, Admin, I Know. Maybe You Will Throw The Jag A Bone And Allow Me To Post This
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1970772]Admin and many SM's have advised me to ignore haters such as [blue][DeletedbyAdmin][/blue]. There will always be those who are jealous, angry and miserable. However, his BS has required that I break my silence.
[blue][DeletedbyAdmin]
Actually, no it doesn't. If he's being a dick, report the post, if I don't agree then use the ignore function. Getting involved in any drama on a pussy forum is just stupid.
You had to know I would do this,
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]
Admin, I was only hoping that you would have, in fairness, allowed me the opportunity to defend myself against such mendacious, spurious and salacious lies.
[blue]Why do you need to? It's a pussy board, are you in business with him? Does he know where you live? Can he show up at a date? There is never any need to "defend" yourself against anybody here, they can't do you any harm.
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There Are Simply No Words To Describe Women As Hot As These
Dear Admin,
I know you guys are in South America or somewhere in Central America, or the Caribbean. But, can you honestly tell us hobbyists here in Orlando Florida, that you cats have access to better asses than these?? Seriously I honestly believe that Orlando Florida has some of the most beautiful women in the world. True, you cats have extremely beautiful women where you are and you are very lucky that you don't have assholes like Grady Judd and MBI monitoring your every move. I lived on Ohio for 52 years. But I was married for 30 of them. When I came here in 2002, I was amazing at the amount of talent that was here.
Check out these links Admin and my fellow and highly venerable colleagues. I will be posting my dreams about these gals next week. I am in indescribable awe as to how gorgeous these two women are. Just drool over that ass. I'm going to fill it with my load of "choad".
JaguarXF.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9705658&image=9730589[/URL]
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=8521593&image=9627562[/URL]
[blue][url]http://www.area-vip.com.ar/[/url] look at Angie, unbelievable GFE/PSE, less than US 100 per hour.
Yeah, I win
A2[/blue]
Brandy / Lexi, HunnyBunch. We Understand You Are Changing Your Marketing Strategy.
But please, purchase a new provider phone. Everyone knows your phone number and they likely know that Stacy and you are one and the same person. That's all fine and good. But there are some gents that will not see you due to the shit storm you caused with that nefarious post about the lovely Cheyanne / MBS last month. I do however, encourage men to see you because, as I said, in my post to you, everyone should have the capacity to forgive others' transgressions. I forgive you, sweetie! And your highly decadent, lecherous and plump ass and exquisitely puckered asshole are forever chiseled on Jag's "Mount Rushmore" pantheon of all time provider asses. Your to do list should include a trip to Wal. Mart to purchase a new phone and phone number.
Happy New year, baby.
JaguarXF.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/stacy-100-flat-your-dream-girl-22/9700024[/URL]
Hey Whiskey, I Have Some Intel On Her.
[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;1972096][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxation-and-rejuvenation-body-rubs-by-rosea-20/9489787[/URL][/QUOTE]I called her and we spoke a few times. Here's the scoop: Her name is Rosea and she is staying at a mid. Level hotel off 436 and I-4. I will not mention here on the Board for obvious reasons. Strictly incall. Whiskey, I was a bit concerned as it related to a possible safety issue. I don't think she is LE. Sweet, sweet gal on the phone and she seems really nice and sexy. We had a good conversation (no Uncle Fester, we did not have P.S. LOL). Her cell phone mic has malfunctioned according to her. So she actually called me from her hotel phone. She said she is 5-10. Did you see her long, shapely and gorgeous legs in the pic? Very nice indeed! I have some additional data for you and anyone else who may be interested. PM.
I am still considering going to see her later today (1-5-2014).
JaguarXF
And Those Fucking Glasses Are A Real Turn On. Love That Sexy Librarian Look
Yeah. She looks good and all natural. Pure and natural sexuality without all the BS make. Up make. Up. Just like the Jag likes them'. But I just am on the fence about her location. She also said she had a BF that lives somewhere else in Orlando. Said he is not staying in the room with her. Like I said, I don't think she is LE but my spidey senses are saying there could be an issue with her BF. She said she has no management. We'll figure it out somehow, I guess. Maybe someone has already seen her. Did I see a review of her by a hobbyist a few months ago?? I think I did but I can't recall exactly when. Her pics are very familiar and I know she has been posting for a while.
JaguarXF
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9489787&image=9727887[/URL]
Mount Rushmore For Providers
A Mount Rushmore for providers asses; now that's an idea I would like to see become a reality!
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1971852]But please, purchase a new provider phone. Everyone knows your phone number and they likely know that Stacy and you are one and the same person. That's all fine and good. But there are some gents that will not see you due to the shit storm you caused with that nefarious post about the lovely Cheyanne / MBS last month. I do however, encourage men to see you because, as I said, in my post to you, everyone should have the capacity to forgive others' transgressions. I forgive you, sweetie! And your highly decadent, lecherous and plump ass and exquisitely puckered asshole are forever chiseled on Jag's "Mount Rushmore" pantheon of all time provider asses. Your to do list should include a trip to Wal. Mart to purchase a new phone and phone number.
Happy New year, baby.
JaguarXF.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/stacy-100-flat-your-dream-girl-22/9700024[/URL][/QUOTE]
Gott Love Arnold. Yeah We Know He Scored A Lot of Pussy
[QUOTE=ExecTalent;1972507]Actually, when you are talking about Bunda, there is no place like Brazil. Just ask Arnold!
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc[/URL]
Sorry, A2, I think you got trumped!
However, if it is any consolation, the New Years fireworks over Copacabana Beach were not as good as last year.
[blue]While I do like me some Brazilena's for sure, I'll put this bunda up against any in Copacabana [url]http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Agostyna_15-3859-4651_8930.htm[/url]
Though I admit I've never known a group that's into back door action like Brazilenas. Most of them have assgasm's.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Here is a quote I found from that youtube link from one of his movies. "I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions{TCS. Ellipses} "WHO IS YOUR DADDY, and WHAT DOES HE DO!
Never Been to South America, but I hear the menus are limitless. Hey A2: "Assgasms" I heard that term before. Is that similar too a "high colonic" Lololol.
JaguarXF.
[blue]Assgasms=anal orgasms achieved by chicks without clitoral stimulation. Seriously lots of chicks down here cum from ass pounding, and lots of Brazilian chicks seriously want you to pound it hard.
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