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[QUOTE=ButtersStotch;2152865][URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-blonde-barbie-stunning-beauty-limited-time-i-have-proof-video-amazing-special-21/15065934[/URL]

I was interested in seeing this one, but I remembered seeing her post ads here a year ago under a different number. I google searched the images from:

[URL]http://escortprofile.xxx/248-660-2674[/URL]

To find her other numbers:

[URL]http://escortprofile.xxx/313-808-2647[/URL]

[URL]http://bodyrublist.com/720-666-4390/[/URL]

Googling the last number pulls up a review which I am unable to view, but the general details describe her as a disappointment. That may explain her frequent number changes.[/QUOTE]She sounds messed up! Would be very annoying.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;2151586]Thanks for the recommendations to folks on here regarding Coco. I saw her this afternoon and wish she would not leave. One-sixty and we actually went a bit over the hour. Funny thing is, she asked me for a thousand. I said that was not possible and that the donation I was making was the expected amount. She speaks very little English and called the arranger of our meeting who smoothed things out in Chinese for her. The rest of the session was wonderful. She really does have a breathtaking body. I must have gone through 8 positions including "stand and carry" - she was so easy to lift and we carried on like that for several minutes To answer my own question from earlier, kitty was trimmed, but I was glad to see some fur. Seemingly no AC running in the apartment and by the time it was over, we were both drenched in sweat.[/QUOTE]Tried to catch her before she leaves but missed her already. Instead kKki was offered but said no.

Saw both of these columbian girls on different occasions. Both are great but catalina is more GFE and nicole has great body. Damage $$. They said they will be leaving in a month or two. So catch before these goodies are gone.

[QUOTE=SidePocket;2152430]I noticed that too, but I figured no one would listen to me being my first post.

Now Jessica's pictures are COMPLETELY different, but her ad still claims they are 100% real.[/QUOTE]Sorry. I had your double city poster confused with this double city poster.

Both posts were showing on July 11th.

[URL]http://phoenix.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/youve-tried-average-and-ordinary-now-experience-what-the-best-is-like-24/11448425[/URL]

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pretty-and-fun-cute-brunette-23/10698137[/URL]

[QUOTE=LostSoul;2153176]Saw both of these columbian girls on different occasions. Both are great but catalina is more GFE and nicole has great body. Damage $$. They said they will be leaving in a month or two. So catch before these goodies are gone.[/QUOTE]It would be helpful if you posted some kind of identifying info, that way other forum members won't have to search to figure out which Nicole and Catalina you're talking about.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2153577]It would be helpful if you posted some kind of identifying info, that way other forum members won't have to search to figure out which Nicole and Catalina you're talking about.[/QUOTE]Here you go.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town-pretty-colombian-real-pix-25/13967718[/URL]

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/colombian-girl-first-time-in-the-rea-super-busty-27/12940164[/URL]

I decided to see Jessica based on the review below. At first, I thought that perhaps they switched the provider on me as she looked nothing like how Ernie described, but then I saw the silver cross. The price listed in the ad was $. 29 for new and $. 50 for the hr. A little confusing but I went for the hr based on the favorable review. Alsmost changed my mind when I got there as she was more like a 4 in the face and 5 on the body than 8 or 9 but still gave benefit of the doubt. She then says that they made a mistake and that those were 30 min rates. I should have left right then, but we all know that the little head gets the best of us. She said that she would give me a "discount" of $. 60 for the hour, so I fork that over. As she is counting the money, she asks if I will be tipping later. I said yes as a no would guarantee bad service. Her routine was similar to what Ernie mebtioned, except very rushed. I thought that I would get at least a crappy massage paying for the hour, but she put her clothes back on as soon as the deed was done and stared at me until I did the same. I was out in 25 minutes and gave her $10 on my way out, but told her that was a shitty session. She didn't seem to care and answered a call in Chinese.

Defintely would recommend.

[QUOTE=Ernie8;2152026][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/first-day-asian-nuru-young-super-sexy-347-3483349-21/14902816[/URL]

347-348-3349.

Pics on the ad are not Jessica but close, she is 30, a mix of Chinese / Korean, her body is fabulous and face is very pretty. And her English is very good. She is new to Tysons, stays at a mid-level hotel chain, 2-calls to get to the room, dropped the donation. One-sixty. And promised a "teep" if Jessica is really good to Daddy. Got naked, took a quick shower, she dried me off (very thorough) laid me down, she got naked. Reached for a condom, and began an extended CBJ. Nice. I had taken vitamin V. So was really hard. She mounted me cow-girl, put her feet under her and was off to the races, then she reversed and rode me cow-girl looking backwards at me and smiling. Her attitude is wonderful and agreeable. Then she said. I want you on top. So we rolled over. I wanted to cum on her titties or face. She said "extra" - then she said. Put it in me "deep" so I did and she said cum in me deep. She held me tightly and I cummed hard and deep. I was exhausted. She cleaned me up and we, pillow talked. This was her 1st night in town, will be in tysons 1/2 weeks, then she moves to other houses in the area. She pays for the room, add-ons, and a splits the fee with agency, so she is conscious of the booking-agents demands, from 10 am to 10 pm. Then she says, "its my time" and entered her cell number. If you arrive outside of agency hours, she keeps all of the donation, and says she is more willing to be "good lover". So if your agreeable to take an. Off peak hours. Tryst then you get a better deal. Trusted seniors pm me for her cell.

All in all, I would rate her, body 9, face 9, attitude 7 (but I understand the constraints of her agency). She really is a sweetheart, and I plan on bringing her favorite dish next time. Shrimp Scampi. Since she has no car. If you call, ask her if she wants you to bring a gift. Like chilled water or chewing gum. Oddly, Jessica wears a small silver cross around her neck, I asked about it. She says she's a Christian. And always wants to give brotherly love, I sure like that attitude.[/QUOTE]

Dreamed I ran across a old provider from Bwi who use to go by the name Monica. Provided a decent service back then. Much thicker now and for the best if you like a short stallion with a tight snatch. . 8 quick $ hhr.

[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bustyo-hot-bg-booty-bg-tits-nina-21/15075043[/URL]

I saw her last Saturday. I guess she was busy and she was rushing to fit in her appointments.

I go for 45 minutes at $. Immediately upon entering the room the timer started but her sense of urgency never changed. She was very leisure borderline high on pain killers. Her ditziness and all around slowness suggests that she's on something.

I ask about MSOG and she responds "it's your time" which made me happy. But the act takes 3 minutes to start because she was fiddling with the donation / something else. I try to take the initiative by grabbing her hand and moving her to the bed while she blabbed about something incoherent.

Finally the fun starts and its amazing. Her bbbbj is exceptional and she's really good at it but she kept stopping to talk about random things. 25 minutes I finally decide its time to lose the first load.

So there's about 15 minutes left and we start again but she begins to talk about more random things while doing the second deed. Since she's talking I'm trying my hardest to concentrate to bust the second nut. Well she looks at her timer and there's 7 minutes left and she gets up and says time is up.

I look at her kinda confused because I should have some time left (7 minutes) or at least a forewarning. Without hesitation she starts to yell and I am caught off guard. Since I'm not the type to argue especially with a 100 lb dog outside the door. It's crazy how aggressive she turned. It was like a light switch. I would repeat for 30 minutes despite her erratic behavior because that was the best BBBJ I've had.

[QUOTE=LostSoul;2154135]Here you go.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town-pretty-colombian-real-pix-25/13967718[/URL]

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/colombian-girl-first-time-in-the-rea-super-busty-27/12940164[/URL][/QUOTE]And just wondering, since those Colombiana ads usually use stock pics, how closely the real girls resemble the photos. If they're actual photos, so much the better.

Also, was the donation you quoted earlier for the hh or for a full hr?

Happy hunting and stay safe!

[URL]washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cute-and-accommodating-lady-no-text-100pecial-23/15086316[/URL]

Google search of her number (856-956-9964) found a review on the oThER site with a link to a BP ad in Reading, PA under the name of Renee.

[URL]reading.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/very-sexy-and-accomodating-no-text-30/17768502[/URL]

And here is a link to all of the many pics associated with that phone number: [URL]escortphonesearch.com/856-956-9964/[/URL] with ages from 21 to 40!

Also, the review I found was pretty bad and basically said the session was a waste of time and $.

With all those red flags, my advice is to steer well clear of this provider and anyone else in her group.

[QUOTE=Ernie8;2141740][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-beauty-asian-relaxing-sensual-bodyrub-21/14850397[/URL]

703-336-9209.

Saw the ad on BP, new of fake ads and was expecting the see a different looking girl, was I wrong. She is very close to what you see in the ad, 25, thin, 5'5', perfect skin, pretty face, nice attitude. Getting there and getting in a misery, 8-calls, first go the area mall, then the apartment neighborhood, then to the address, then walk around the building then she comes down and meets you. Wow.

We go in (3rd floor apartment) kick my shoes off, drop the fee $. 60 (for an hour) and tipped. 4 on the exit. Shower, to bedroom (with red light. Darkened) but when this 25-year old beauty got naked and next to me. It was all so worth it. I posted another reviews. On the other site. I inspected and licked every inch of Coco. Not a piercing or tattoo or blemish. Her teeth need some help, but she is a 9 - without exaggeration. Very thin, I would guess 105' but full natural breasts (C or the cup) with large nipples that harden as I suckled them, full pussy lips and thin perfect legs, ankles and feet. Her stomach and wait line is no more than 21-22" with broad shoulders. It was worth it just view and touch this girl, and after I read of so many Asian disappointments from these ads. Her attitude was pleasing, even though she speaks very little English and I speak no Manderine or Cantonese. I would just motion and she would do it or pause. Once naked she said "Kandam" put the cover on and got on top, getting me in was difficult since she is so small and tight, she whimpered, "it hurt you too big" and I could see it was real, finally she adjusted and rode me on top read good and for long and may well have had an O, she got very hot and wet. Then she said "Fleep" and we did, I put her beautiful legs over my shoulders her pussy shot forward and commenced the Princeton Piledrive. Banging the back of the pussy. Until I cummed hard into the hat, she could feel it and her eyes got big "it come off" - but it didn't. Got up, dropped the full condom in the toilet and returned, in my younger days (I'm 65) I would have got for 2nd s or 3rd s, but I was happy just to spend the hour with such a beautiful girl, and fuck the shit out of her too, hey what's 40-years age difference anyway. Treat Coco right Boyz and may give you her cell number.[/QUOTE]Nice report Ernie, may have to try it out for 2 pops LOL.

Anyway, this isn't by Peach Orchard is it?

PC out.

These are ads (mostly Asian but some Latina) where you have absolutely no idea who you're going to see until you get there and where the level of service received is also a complete crapshoot.

Here's an Asian crapshoot ad that's been the topic of discussion recently: [URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-beauty-asian-relaxing-sensual-bodyrub-23/14850397[/URL].

And here's one of the Latina variety: [URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/everything-todo-lo-que-estas-buscando-you-are-looking-for-in-a-latina-22/14968921[/URL].

The positive side of these ads is that, just like hitting a fast-food joint late at night, a provider is nearly always available at a reasonable donation and without too much drama. The negative side is that 99.9% of the time the pics are fake (though they may be close) and most of what's promised in the ad (nuru, kissing, GFE, etc.) is probably bogus.

Once in a while you may hit the jackpot and get a girl who delivers fantastic service. When that happens you should absolutely get her personal number because there's no way of telling when she may be back in that location. Even if she tells you she thinks she'll be back at a later date, always get her number to make sure you can keep in touch. And don't count on keeping track of her by the names in the ads. Certain names (how many providers named Coco are out there, anyway?) are recycled or can change and that's an unreliable method. There is no substitute for her personal digits. None.

Aside from some sweet GFE surprises, you should expect that most of the girls will expend the minimum amount of effort but will try to extract the maximum amount of $ from you that they can. If they tell you the price is higher than what you were quoted over the phone (or in the ad), that's a BS scam and you should call them on it immediately. I guarantee that if you start to walk out the door they will probably drop the BS and maybe even give you a lower price than you initially planned on paying. The only time this might not happen is if it's extremely busy and they have clients waiting. But remember that a paying client in front of them is $ in the bank so they won't want you to leave. You have the $ and you have the power, so use it! And, although it's rare, some will try to upsell you (see the recent post where one girl asked for $1,000). Always think with the big head and don't fall for that game. What I've said to some is "if you take good care of me then I'll take good care of you" and then I may leave a tip (20-40 extra, at most) if I get really good service.

The other expectation you should have is that you'll be lucky to get a full hh out of your provider. It's almost always the same formula: quick shower, quick light massage, quick BJ (YMMV as to whether it's CBJ or BBBJ) followed by CG and beyond. If you want to try to extend the session then you'll need to ask for more massage or else switch to massaging her and maybe going for some DATY. But even with those additions you'll be fortunate to get a full hh. The bottom line is that paying for an hour is almost always throwing away good $. Once again, if you happen upon an exceptional provider, you can always request to upgrade to the hr. I've done that a few times and never been turned down.

One final note is that reviews are useless when it comes to these ads. You may find one searching by phone number or name but there's no way to know if the girl who was reviewed is the one you'll see. So just take these ads for what they are, a reliable, reasonably priced hobbying alternative which, while it may be a crapshoot, may yield some pleasant surprises. And, if all you get is the standard service, at least you'll be getting laid without (unless you fail to heed this advice) overpaying.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2155468]These are ads (mostly Asian but some Latina) where you have absolutely no idea who you're going to see until you get there and where the level of service received is also a complete crapshoot.

Here's an Asian crapshoot ad that's been the topic of discussion recently: [URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-beauty-asian-relaxing-sensual-bodyrub-23/14850397[/URL].

And here's one of the Latina variety: [URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/everything-todo-lo-que-estas-buscando-you-are-looking-for-in-a-latina-22/14968921[/URL].

The positive side of these ads is that, just like hitting a fast-food joint late at night, a provider is nearly always available at a reasonable donation and without too much drama. The negative side is that 99.9% of the time the pics are fake (though they may be close) and most of what's promised in the ad (nuru, kissing, GFE, etc.) is probably bogus.

Once in a while you may hit the jackpot and get a girl who delivers fantastic service. When that happens you should absolutely get her personal number because there's no way of telling when she may be back in that location. Even if she tells you she thinks she'll be back at a later date, always get her number to make sure you can keep in touch. And don't count on keeping track of her by the names in the ads. Certain names (how many providers named Coco are out there, anyway?) are recycled or can change and that's an unreliable method. There is no substitute for her personal digits. None.

Aside from some sweet GFE surprises, you should expect that most of the girls will expend the minimum amount of effort but will try to extract the maximum amount of $ from you that they can. If they tell you the price is higher than what you were quoted over the phone (or in the ad), that's a BS scam and you should call them on it immediately. I guarantee that if you start to walk out the door they will probably drop the BS and maybe even give you a lower price than you initially planned on paying. The only time this might not happen is if it's extremely busy and they have clients waiting. But remember that a paying client in front of them is $ in the bank so they won't want you to leave. You have the $ and you have the power, so use it! And, although it's rare, some will try to upsell you (see the recent post where one girl asked for $1,000). Always think with the big head and don't fall for that game. What I've said to some is "if you take good care of me then I'll take good care of you" and then I may leave a tip (20-40 extra, at most) if I get really good service.

The other expectation you should have is that you'll be lucky to get a full hh out of your provider. It's almost always the same formula: quick shower, quick light massage, quick BJ (YMMV as to whether it's CBJ or BBBJ) followed by CG and beyond. If you want to try to extend the session then you'll need to ask for more massage or else switch to massaging her and maybe going for some DATY. But even with those additions you'll be fortunate to get a full hh. The bottom line is that paying for an hour is almost always throwing away good $. Once again, if you happen upon an exceptional provider, you can always request to upgrade to the hr. I've done that a few times and never been turned down.

One final note is that reviews are useless when it comes to these ads. You may find one searching by phone number or name but there's no way to know if the girl who was reviewed is the one you'll see. So just take these ads for what they are, a reliable, reasonably priced hobbying alternative which, while it may be a crapshoot, may yield some pleasant surprises. And, if all you get is the standard service, at least you'll be getting laid without (unless you fail to heed this advice) overpaying.[/QUOTE]At last count:

210. Coco.

211. Yoyo.

212. Sue.

310. Yayas.

10. Nana.

154 Kim.

289 Candy.

And a couple of Lisa, Dudu, and Tina's thrown in.

PC out.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2155195]And just wondering, since those Colombiana ads usually use stock pics, how closely the real girls resemble the photos. If they're actual photos, so much the better.

Also, was the donation you quoted earlier for the hh or for a full hr?

Happy hunting and stay safe![/QUOTE]That's for full hr.

See this old posting with face. That is nicole for sure. She has great body. My experience was little rushed but not a clock watcher. I would definitely repeat.

[URL]http://southernmaryland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-new-nicolle-just-the-way-you-want-22/8878219[/URL]

Other one, catalina pics are not her. She is not as hot as nicole but she is cute and busty. What I really like her is she is so friendly and allows pretty much everything. She loves daty and again she is not a clock watcher. I saw her 3 times!!

Location is safe in nice apartment complex in herndon. (pm if you want exact loc).

Oh almost forgot, they barely speak english so that's one challenge.

Good luck!!