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Yo what's up! It's your boy FC visiting from NYC.

I was in the area feeling horny and I heard you guys hyping up HT so I decided to pay a visit.

I rang the bell and mamasan let me in. Asked if I've been before and I told her first time. She asked how I heard about the place and I told her I read about it online. She seemed fairly convinced and showed me to my room. Told me she had a Latina ready but I asked for an Asian. She said I would have to wait a bit and I told her no problem. Collected. 5 house fee for half hour.

After 20 minutes or so this juicy k-girl walks in, curves in all the right places. Give her a big hug and grabbed a handful of that fat ass of hers. Really plump and scrumptious. Had a nice set of fake knockers on her as well. Told me her name was Jay and that she was 26 (which means she's probably 30) but definitely looks young and hot. Told me to lie down and started with a solid back massage as well as some teasing of the boys from behind. Flipped after a bit and but the cover on for some CBJ. Solid mouth action and then we started with mish and finished in doggie. Tried to make it last but that ass was too juicy and squeezing those tits from behind got me exploding in the bag after only a few minutes.

Cleaned me up with a hot towel and brought me a water. Got all my clothes ready and dressed me. Didn't talk tip until the very end. Tipped her $. 2 and she seemed very happy. Might have given her a bit more than necessary but it's cheaper than NYC and I was very happy with her service. How much do why'all usually tip at HT? She told me her name is Jay and that she only works Tuesdays. Told her I'd be leaving soon and she acted all sad. Told me to tell all my friends about her so here I am haha.

Will try to come back to sample more wares before I leave. How are the Latina's? I usually stick with the Asians because I generally prefer the more petite and spinner types, with the occasional big booty k girl (but no fat girls).

Peace out and happy mongering.

[QUOTE=Oswalt;3892722]Palm it was. I had a couple of decent visits there. And you are right, the westside in general, SM in particular sucks. And of course if you even think about going anywhere its impossible to get through the gridlock. I usually give up around Sepulveda. Can be an hour drive on Wilshire / SM blvd to get to WEHO, so you better be damn sure its going to be a good experience. When Elon Musk is finished with his tunnel his next project can be opening some MPs. Every 10 visits a free solar panel or Model 3 test drive.[/QUOTE]On Pico, right? Had my first ever session there.

This one was on Sawtelle half a block up from SM Blvd.

[QUOTE=Leche;3894561]On Pico, right? Had my first ever session there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hundred;3874911]So I fucked the great carla di capri. 500 bucks. One pop. Not worth it.

First, these idiots girls do not know how to use an a / c. You keep the bedroom closed to the a / c stays in. It was like fucking in a sauna.

Second, she does not show her face, and for good reason. She looks like a cocker spaniel.

Third, her peeing in your face trick when you eat her out is fine, but not worth the price of dealing with a rather oddly manicured Bush. She kind of just lets her sides grow out, and she smells like cock down there.

Fourth, she must be on the crank as she sweats.

More, the age is showing, she has some hanging skin.

Further proving the downright lack of provenance on all of those review sites.[/QUOTE]I did her back about 8+ years ago, face yes not so umm bellissimo, body has always been soft. I call it skinny fat, the type of girl that can eat and eat does not work out and gains no weight. Back then her kitty was super tight and she f'd like a demon was in her so I went back a few times it was also 250 although I did get her down to 2 as a regular. I stopped seeing her as she gradually raise rates and was more into her sisterhood. Can't believe she is not at 5 ouch.

[QUOTE=PraetorianMind;3896666]I did her back about 8+ years ago, face yes not so umm bellissimo, body has always been soft. I call it skinny fat, the type of girl that can eat and eat does not work out and gains no weight. Back then her kitty was super tight and she f'd like a demon was in her so I went back a few times it was also 250 although I did get her down to 2 as a regular. I stopped seeing her as she gradually raise rates and was more into her sisterhood. Can't believe she is not at 5 ouch.[/QUOTE]My guess is that she takes some type of ped (provider enhancing drug) to keep herself thin. It was probably the worst 500 fook I have had. I do not remember when she was 250. At that price, it is not worth it neither.

Who's that? Some retired porn star on crack who escorts like Kat?

[QUOTE=Hundred;3898498]My guess is that she takes some type of ped (provider enhancing drug) to keep herself thin. It was probably the worst 500 fook I have had. I do not remember when she was 250. At that price, it is not worth it neither.[/QUOTE]The only short term sex I'd pay $500 for would be a 3-way with Melania and Ivanka.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;3898999]The only short term sex I'd pay $500 for would be a 3-way with Melania and Ivanka.[/QUOTE]There aren't enough showers available afterwards to clean off the stench of oppressive failure and clueless stupidity associated with those two, no matter how good a fuck they might be.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3899309]There aren't enough showers available afterwards to clean off the stench of oppressive failure and clueless stupidity associated with those two, no matter how good a fuck they might be.[/QUOTE]I didn't mention it would be my last act and I would kill myself immediately afterwards. Maybe a shower in Niagra Falls?

[QUOTE=TheCamel;3899411]I didn't mention it would be my last act and I would kill myself immediately afterwards. Maybe a shower in Niagra Falls?[/QUOTE]Lmao! You might want to pen a nice apology to Justin Trudeau after that Niagara shower.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;3898999]The only short term sex I'd pay $500 for would be a 3-way with Melania and Ivanka.[/QUOTE]Ivanka and Melania are Eastern European names, where did you find them? Is that a MP or a nuru place?

[QUOTE=DreamFreez;3900523]Ivanka and Melania are Eastern European names, where did you find them? Is that a MP or a nuru place?[/QUOTE]He was making a joke, he was implying Melania and Ivanka Trump.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3899309]There aren't enough showers available afterwards to clean off the stench of oppressive failure and clueless stupidity associated with those two, no matter how good a fuck they might be.[/QUOTE]Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.

[QUOTE=Hundred;3900667]Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.[/QUOTE]Spot on.

But as one of my friends friends father penned a not so itty bitty ditty.

"you're going to have to serve somebody".

People love servin. Strange but true.

As far as failing, sign me up as well and I will skip the shower thank you very much!

LOL.

[QUOTE=Hundred;3900667]Oppressive failure. I love it. The family owns a good chunk of the upper west side, prints money at its golf courses, and self funded a victory into the White House. And trump only fucks jedis. I want to be a failure.[/QUOTE]I guess when you have little to no integrity it don't matter where the money or the pussy comes from, as long as it comes, lmao. I'll pass, thanks.