Streetwalker Reports

Did a few evening errands then some time on the playground JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # around 8:15>9:45.

Started with some stationary & moving recon at separate times in the South for the lithesome Dania to no avail. Sigh...

Next seen was in Fancy House vicinity where a fine brown leather mini & ankle boot wearing BSW was wandering around. Not fine was her Tyrone hanging in the shadows.

Sunny was empty at first. On a later pass there was an Oreo trio of BSW & WSW. All were dollar store providers at best...that's about when the first yawns hit me.

The pet hospital showed its usual strong work ethic large BSW in the shadows.

Bagger's as usual had it's namesake. She looked like she was asleep as she didn't stir despite some interest from cars pulling right up to her. LOL.

One thin slicked back haired BSW in black track suit w/ jacket open showing a flat belly. Every time I passed her by she increasingly got more irritated that I didn't scoop her up. The best I can do on her was at least she wasn't fat.

All around high school park>Sandy all night was a sturdier glasses wearing WSW in black shorts, jean jacket with black ear warmer headband thingummajig on. Think she had reddish hair in braids. Not horrible yet dorky looking is the only way to describe her.

Sandy still sucked unless you like short haired hippo heifer hybrid WSW. This one (or two?) was at 106th or so & all I could think was "step away from the fucking buffet table".

Last seen was the fine long wavy haired BSW seen Saturday night when picking up regular. Tonight in black pants & cute black shirt with silver designs on it above some 6' spike heel ankle boots. She was walking in nicely to some waiting car at 304 711 back alley. Waving @ all & a nice smile. Heard some of those previous jungle drums faintly...or maybe it's just tinnitus.

Copilot called it after some more South recon for Dania. Nothing else seen that wasn't previously mentioned...

Saw a couple PPD SUV + the blue undercover SUV. Again...Clackamas was absent.

Recon Soundtrack: Jack Bruce "Songs For A Tailor" followed by Ginger Baker Trio "Going Back Home".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY_5ftUH8CY[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0TK9SKlYEk[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-A9mobNyn0[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Hey all, new to here but Tna user for years. I met a chick on 82nd last year named Monica. I know she used to be on Tna under 'Thebestever'. Its been a while since I've seen her roaming. Big fake tits. Anyone know if she's still around? She had short hair and taller if I remember right. Changed living Wuarters every 6 months or so.

About this time last year she frequented Glisan to Mill, mostly around Stark in the early morning hours.

Last time I saw her was about 4-5 months ago near Fremont. At that time I engaged her, but she was off and she seemed like she was high on whiff, or some other pharma.

Appreciate it bud!

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5639852]About this time last year she frequented Glisan to Mill, mostly around Stark in the early morning hours.

Last time I saw her was about 4-5 months ago near Fremont. At that time I engaged her, but she was off and she seemed like she was high on whiff, or some other pharma.[/QUOTE]

I wasn't planning on any sort of recon tonight but was lured out by a text from Penelope (report #3974 & 4266) needing some assistance before the holiday. So with a 5:45 meet time agreed to, headed up to the extreme upper Division numbers for our rendezvous (after somewhat shorting the copilot her usual long evening walk).

With horndog visions of her better engagement last time around was looking forward to seeing how far I could push that envelope. Arrived on time at the spot requested & texted "I'm here" to radio silence. Waited until 6:15+- then thought fuck this & left after texting her "forget it I'm leaving & don't waste my time like this". Still crickets...

Was all the way to JCB when I decided maybe a look for a damp doe would be the thing I needed tonight. Braving the suicidal dark clothes clad jaywalkers & misc. accidents previously encountered turned South & did a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # recon 6:30>7:45.

The rain & wind had picked up & accidents & stupid froggers had only increased. Felt that urge to kill...rising rapidly. The whole roundtrip from JCB>Sandy Uppe>JCB was empty. Sunny nada...Bagger's nada...Sandy nada...South nada.

Headed home at 7:45 thinking I was glad to have my favorite regular coming over for Thanksgiving overnight.

Some PPD SUV seen on Division yet not on 82nd.

Recon Soundtrack: The Flying Burrito Brothers "Hot Burritos: 1969-1972 Anthology".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_notzRhjZk6ruU5FlUF7KV65yTOshxQkcA[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

After Penelope ghosted me Thursday night & the dismal recon after thought fuck it & caught on some Netflix. Of course, got the late text or two in the middle of my movie. Ignored until I finished & then texted her back "going to bed maybe another time". "Maybe Friday? I'll make it up to you" was her immediate response. Texted her back "maybe...text me later Friday". Turned phone off for the night.

In the morning had some texts from her & after some back & forth arranged to pick her up at 4:45.

Afternoon:

Had some time before our 4:45 meet so wasted some time with a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper run between 3:15>4:15.

Near Quasimodo's old spot Sarah 1.5 was looking somewhat calm & lucid. Still scary though...especially in the daylight.

Bagger's revealed an older WSW brunette in jeans & heavy coat. Gave me a subtle nod as I checked her out. Presentable & average but nothing to make your dick sing.

Sandy Upper was as usual waste of gas...

One that did make my dick sing was at Oregon. A pretty twenties WSW w/ blonde hair just past shoulders nice legs & ass in short tight black skirt, red coat & ankle boots. She had the commuter punters in a feeding frenzy with vehicles. Never seen her before...

This time around Penelope was in the truck within five minutes of my "I'm here" text. Came out looking totally slutty sexy like hair down & in black pussy print leggings, tight braless blue top & ankle boots. An engaged time was had & dropped her off full of my dead swimmers. Only way to describe this time further was it was like falling down an elevator shaft & landing in a pool of mermaids.

After dropping Penelope off at 10:00>11:15 for the hell of it took a Division>82nd>Sandy upper run + some Sandy>Stark looks.

Saturday Night:

Empty until Sunny where a few meh looking BSW were hanging around. One young looking trim BSW in red pants & matching belly shirt & square framed glasses had that geeky look down reasonably well.

Bagger's again had its namesake along with the larger of the pancetta BSW duo.

GPS queen ISW Amaya was out in shorts w/ her nose in phone missing tricks. There's those yawns...

Near the Madison was one of the cookie cutter drama queen long haired bleached younger blondes in boots & mini under a fur coat. She graced (sic) the area earlier this year & from what I saw tonight still brings the drama.

Upper Sandy only sucked somewhat w/ one chunky or sturdy WSW dirty blonde in white pants & jacket. Is that McFlurrie's sour creamy ranch I smell?

At Oregon a sturdy ASW (?) with shorter hair was in jean shorts. Couldn't tell as she only gave me a quick forward facing view before turning around. Be that way...

Rounding out the evening was on Flavel fuglie at Dar Ron.

Some PPD SUV on Sandy especially, not so much on 82nd. No Clackamas seen South.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Complete Winterland Recordings" disc 1>3 from June 7, 1977. This was a concert I attended with my first P4 P FHT experience (report #3989 3090 & 3991). Now that was a lysergic evening I won't forget...

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd77-06-07.sbd.sacks.1861.sbeok.shnf/gd77-06-07d1t1.shn[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Oh yeah. Penelope mentioned she might walk Saturday if the weather cooperates. Good luck...

Again off the avenue since Friday night (the second part of last report below should have read "Friday night" don't know what happened there except some brain fade). Backchannel weekend reports weren't terrible, yet some of that avenue apathy had settled in & I wasn't up to recons all that much.

After a spurt of saucy texts from the Barefoot Brunette Tuesday afternoon. We planned for a quick overnight before her family & her increasing work obligations during the holiday season are sure to limit her availability.

With an 8:00 rendezvous scheduled, copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper between 7:00>8:00 +-.

Near the Dar Ron it looked like a sturdy WSW in blue coat & jeans topped by a winter cap was getting scooped. This is likely the one I saw earlier this year w/ the tat on one leg.

The strong work ethic large pet hospital BSW had moved South to Oregon.

Sunny had the pretty twenties WSW from Friday report w/ blonde hair just past shoulders nice legs & ass in tight jeans, red coat & ankle boots getting scooped just down the street. I'd love to hear a report about about her...

Bagger's had the previously reported on WSW older brunette & what I think was one of the pancetta duo BSW. No need to confirm as the yawns came on strong...

Sandy Upper still empty & sucking...

Area around tree named hotel had a quick busy period. One sturdy LSW or WSW with long wavy hair above tight jeans & rhinestone laden ankle boots was walking in near Beech when I went around for a better look.

As I missed the above...a skinny LSW in black shorts with matching black belly shirt popped up from tree hotel & looked around & then looked at her phone & scurried down to Knolls driveway to waiting car. The only thing warm she was wearing was some fuzzy strapped sandals that looks like what they were made out of Wookie dicks. Despite her smaller chest & skinny frame she looked cute.

Disinterested in further recon. I parked at McFlurrie lot tonight at 8:00 to see if anything else came out. Only thing seen was both the previous occupants getting scooped. Nothing else appeared in the twenty five + it took Felice to grace my vehicle.

It didn't get any better on the way to the barn...

Some PPD SUV out & about.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young "Chrome Dreams II".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGfUppXaBm4[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaF_LBOzqKo[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Wednesday Night:

Had an hour or so before picking up my favorite regular so copilot & I did a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper recon between 8:00>9:00.

Lots of traffic but not much else...seems recent recons are like a "Waiting For Godot" that never ends. LOL.

Nothing seen until Sunny where I again spotted the cute shoulder length blonde WSW from previous reports walking in for waiting truck. Dude...while signal tapping your brake lights once or twice downstream from a walker is fine. Tapping out shave & a haircut continually does defeat the purpose somewhat. Talked to her later...

Bagger's unveiled one of the pancetta BSW duo in multi flower covered short dress.

Sandy again...yeah...you took the words out of my smart assed mouth...

All the way back to Oregon where the shoulder length blonde WSW was looking good in mini & boots below that red coat. Satisfying my curiosity met her up Oregon some. Even sexier close up yet as soon as she got to window & opened with "ya got $400.00". I replied in the negative & started to pull away. She called after me "only here until Thursday....last chance blah blah blah". While not the first outrageous ask heard recently, to intentionally mix locomotion metaphors...prices like this are a bridge too far. Also it nullifies my previous inquiry about her. Silly hookers...

So headed to the land of real & picked up favorite regular for a couple of nights of food, hike & debauchery.

Some PPD SUV out & about doing something.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead Cow Palace March 23 1974 set 2. Another lysergic evening from my misspent youth. What I really remember about this night was after the encores, promoter Bill Graham came out & had all the house lights turned up for us to take in the Dead's almost finished "Wall of Sound" PA system. Still the best sounding concert PA I've heard ever...

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd1974-03-23.sbd.lai.1186.shnf/gd1974-03-23d1t101.shn[/URL]

Thursday Afternoon:

About sunset, coming back from a long 1000 acres hike both the copilot & Merry fell asleep. LOL. Took the opportunity to take Sandy>82nd>JCB reverse route home. After last night's turkey recon expectations were low & the avenue didn't disappoint.

While waiting at Prescott light a WSW blonde in jeans & off the shoulder black top was in the Frolics lot attracting some Turkey day punters looking to do some extra stuffing. Two vehicles pulled into the lot from opposite directions for her attention. In the limited time before the light changed I thought she wasn't too bad.

Empty all the way to Glisan park where one WSW brunette in jeans & large overcoat was lurking in the shadows. I think she's the one who's perfected the Crazy Ivan seen out last few recons.

Sara #1.5 had relapsed back to batshitcrazy state & was having a horrific holiday meltdown in front of the Unicorn.

Nothing else seen...

One PPD SUV spotted when passing by Klickatat.

Recon Soundtrack: Miles Davis "Cookin" & "Workin".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcIiu1kQMx0[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25nYd1tk3Xo[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

On 82nd. One girl at the Pappy's bar near the 84 overpass. Could not get a good look but looked height and weight appropriate. But I still really need night vision googles. Further down the road going sough by the large Asian store which used to be a safeway.

There was a tall girl Pink shirt with long hair and a open jacket on. Looked ok. I was off to meeting a regular and not really into checking these two up closer. But As I do not get on the strip much. , I have a hard time remembering who is who. At least she was not overweight. But possibly the impression I got was rode hard and put away wet most of her life.

I hate the shorter winter hours for mongering I like to see what I am potentially dealing with. The trill is still there though.

Sadly my regular ghosted me only to hit me up mid morning today. She seems to need to learn, I have the money and while I am accommodating. I like to control when and where. Not her. She has gone downhill a bunch lately. Time to search out a new regular girl. Sad part is, Its not like vegas where they are a dime a dozen.

Stay safe out there.

Just drove past in the last minute hawkers locker on the 82 outfront on the corner lots of leg showing skin tight shorts black little boots black coat looking for a ride not too thin but not thick medium build so if anybody is out and about there is an available copilot, didn't look too bad actually maybe early 30's late 20's.

On the drive home. Swung by 82nd for a peek. At the Pappys bar was a BSW white paisley pants print and white coat Nothing else till I got down to the famous 7 11 corner 4 girls hanging out there. Looked like a convention. All shooting the shit. Couple of them were in need of a tow truck or heavy haul truck if you picked them up. Cudos for them being out. There are always chubby chasers out there anyway. Two others were more height and weight correct. I just drove by. No sign of LE drove up sandy to 122 On the return down sandy. I saw a LSW great eyes, nice face with a good looking body. Sad part was by the time I shot by and went to turn around She disappeared I was kind of disappointed. She looked like she could do a good hoover job. I will have to keep any eye out for her. For the last many many months. Sandy has been mostly vacant early in the morning.

In the past years I have found workers on the street who need to make a little to keep the cheap no tell motel. Some were pretty darn good regulars and nice providers.

After bringing my favorite regular home Friday afternoon stayed away the remainder of the weekend. Inspiration been low on my side on the avenue of the absurd lately.

Succumbing to some Tuesday afternoon raunchy texts from the returned from Grandmas house barefoot brunette & plans were made for a 7:30+- date. The copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # between 6:30>7:45 on this warm for November evening.

Right out of the gate a few Flavel fuglies were out...yawn. What did get my attention that the criddler Flavel 7-11 was dark & stripped of its sign, boarded up with several dumpsters in lot. Immediately thought it was an end of an era. Scooped some fine pussy (and some not so fine LOL) over the years. Morning edit: not closed permanently just "remodeling with significant security enhancements". Yeah that'll help...

Just past Flavel tire shop the long haired blonde whale WSW w/ the pretty face was walking in for some truck.

Just past Burnside at Couch was unknown wide body light skinned BSW or maybe ASW. I really didn't want a closer look...

Continuing her strong work ethic the large pet hospital BSW was again at Oregon.

Sunny area was empty.

As was Bagger's...well...not exactly empty as its namesake was in shadows sporting a bright pink wig.

Sandy Upper hadn't changed whatsoever. If my yawns hadn't already started at Flavel...

A Sandy>Division>Sandy focused loop revealed nothing not already seen.

Parked at McFlurrie headquarters lot while waiting & to see if anything w/ an ass smaller than mine appeared...and no...Bagger doesn't count. LOL.

Finally one did as the fine long wavy haired BSW came out in black coat above those 6" spiked heeled ankle boots. Those jungle drums started in my head & though I figure she probably doesn't offer the minimum services I require was firing up the truck to see when she got scooped further down Klickitat.

In the additional twenty or so I was stationary nothing else was spotted.

A few PPD SUV out on all compass points of the avenue. One Clackamas at extreme South.

Dropped the barefoot one off at work at the ungodly hour of 8:00 full of my four day backup.

Recon Soundtrack: The Complete Recordings of T-Bone Walker 1940-1954 disc 1.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk3qXYlH9ME[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

On the way back from the Country Club I saw a dime mixed BSW walking back to the rip from the block.

There was Hella traffic around Glisan, so I cut around and tried to reenter the rip from the street that parallels Burnside, the one cutty that spits you out near Sarah#30's Walgreen stand.

As I neared I saw her walking towards 82nd, eating something. She had to have been cut loose by a Punter. Cause when I got to the stop, dude got right behind me. If you've been at this long enough you can tell the difference between someone positioning themselves and one dropping off. This was a dropoff, don't worry Homie, I paid zero attention to you.

I got stuck waiting to get onto 82nd, so I got a long look at the Walker. If I had more time I wouldve engaged. She was right next to me for the duration of the light. She was about the business. Definitely had some cut, guessing Korean / Black. Early 20's, just above Spinnerish, gray yoga pants, short white top and really fucking pretty. Will add her to the list and report back if I stab her and get contact info.

Rammer, Zavi maybe one of you know more about her. Blonde, thick wearing skirt boots and brown jacket leaving taboo parking lot tonight.

Think saw her again hour later by glisan and 82nd She'll. Caught my attention.

Could have been any blond with that description why didn't you just pic her up and find out.

[QUOTE=Flash1888;5662497]Rammer, Zavi maybe one of you know more about her. Blonde, thick wearing skirt boots and brown jacket leaving taboo parking lot tonight.

Think saw her again hour later by glisan and 82nd She'll. Caught my attention.[/QUOTE]