Massage Parlor Reports

Jackson,

You're too goddam polite.

Thank you,

Bench (ret.)

[QUOTE=Belrocker; 1311641]I was just exercising my rights under the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights as follows:

Freedom of Speech, Press, Religion and Petition

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

I see you have written the 11 th Amendment: Thou shall not make any post in reference to defendless senior members for the meek shall control this board.

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Hi,

Apparently you missed an important day in civics class, so let me enlighten you.

"Freedom of Speech" is a constitutional protection of a citizen's right to speak out against the government, and as such it is a restriction on government activities attempting to curtail this right.

However, this forum is a private enterprise, and as such I cannot be compelled to publish whatever you choose to post, much in the same way as the New York Times cannot be compelled to publish every letter you might choose to send to their editor.

What I do in my forum is not called censorship, it's called editing, and it is a necessary function and the responsibility of every publisher who wishes to maintain an organized publication.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

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[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject. [/blue][/QUOTE]Thank you so much Jackson.

Now maybe we can get back to talking about pussy, tits and ass.

Hey Rook, we need some of your pics to get us back on the right path.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff (semi retired but still eating pussy and fucking ass) Scout

Please win tonight Ravens! If you beat Sauran and his evil Orcs, I mean Ben and his evil Steelers, I pledge to tip an extra ten to twenty per cent to every spa gal I spend time with for the rest of this season!

Sorry, now back to the ladies and their tempting pleasures.

Had a vist on Tuesday. I met candy for the first time, nice time.

5/7

Jill.

I don't get out much, but when I do, I try to get an hour massage with Jill. The best $65.00 for a legit massage you'll ever spend. Jill is cool, funny and we have some really funny conversations. She advertises on CP under Therapeutic Services and has a spot off of Charles Street in B-More. #443-414-5732

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1312059]Please win tonight Ravens! If you beat Sauran and his evil Orcs, I mean Ben and his evil Steelers, I pledge to tip an extra ten to twenty per cent to every spa gal I spend time with for the rest of this season!

Sorry, now back to the ladies and their tempting pleasures.[/QUOTE]Starting today, if I do not fall asleep from the late night. What a game.

I flew into Baltimore late yesterday afternoon, headed to 7313, and asked for Annie. She spent most of the time with the hot stones face down focusing on my left shoulder and neck, which have continued to give me problems. The flip was happy standard about 10 min. She gives a great massage and really works the stones. If you haven't tried Annie you should!

(Massage and service with a smile. 10. 6+.4)

She complained that a lot of customers have been stiffing her on the tips lately. 0,0. 06 (yes, .06) , .1. And they are definitely aware of this forum.

While I'm sitting here recovering from some surgery, I got to thinking. With all of the unemployed IT guys around, why don't they put their heads together and develop an iPhone app. For the procurement of loose women, or the GPS directions to local AMP's, and loops. This would put an end to all the newb questions, because we could just reply "there's an app for that". After all, who is better equipped to aid in the development of this app than an asian?

Stay tuned for more over medicated thoughts.

GTR

[QUOTE=Foxfax;1307803]Stopped by there a few days ago. I met the current girls in residence, Anna, Angela, YuYu, and Candy (who I remember from before). I may be late on reporting this, but Michelle went back to New York. Based on contributions from this board (thanks to all who wrote) , I hung out with Anna. She's quite a character. We went to the room, and as I was getting ready for the massage, she was already encouraging me to come back and see her. That continued throughout the session. The massage was fine, although nothing special. After about 10 minutes she asked me to flip, and I asked for a bit more massage, and she obliged. On the flip, she did a great job of taking care of business. I didn't encounter any restrictions. I guess she must have enjoyed herself, because after we were cleaned up she began dancing, like she was at a club, and began dancing with me. There's a first time for everything, I guess. Total damage was. 5/1.[/QUOTE]I saw Candy on one of my first visits to jhh close to three years ago. She was definitely worthy of a repeat. Assuming it's the same Candy, she was probably mid to late thirties, attractive, a little taller than the usual, and her english was very good. How nice is it when you can actually hold a semi-intelligble conversation with these ladies? Most importantly she was fun and made you feel at ease with her. Besides that, she called me "supaman" which made us both laugh.

I called and asked for the line-up for that night and none of them were Candy. Damn, oh well, I've heard good things about Anna so I decided to take your recommendation. I'm glad I did. Her commitment to excellence would have made Al Davis himself pround. In the many times that I've been here it was my first trip to the basement. Her massage was one of the better that I've had here. She had a very pleasant demeanor. Service was outstanding. I highly recommend this one and look forward to a return visit. I think it helps to have a regular or two that you ask for. They seem to appreciate that as well as the familiarity factor. My only regret was that she didn't dance for me afterwards. I think she was probably too tired. Z3

L 8. 5, A 10, S 10

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks;1313628]why don't they put their heads together and develop an iPhone app.[/QUOTE]Was indeed my first thought.

According to submission guidelines, Apple has taken the prude pill, would never get approved for the store.

[QUOTE=Belrocker;1313845]This report should be deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.[/QUOTE]Wow, if that's not a case of the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is.

BD

Went to JHH couple weeks ago and didn't really have a stellar experience. Not sure if it was it was my first time there and they were wary cause of that or if it's cause I'm asian. Was asked to get the table shower and then ushered to the massage room. Saw Michelle, small 5'1 perky a cups, long black hair. While a bit dissappointed about no shower, she was able to give me a great massage focusing on my back and shoulders. Played it cool and gave her the signals for extras. I should have listened when she was saying " Your face not smile." That she wasn't into FS, but after offering $ tip it changed her mind. Was able to FIV and EATY, but she was dry dry dry. She popped the cover on but I had a hard time getting into it 'cause she was just just not into it. So went straight to mish and popped after only a few minutes. After I popped, she was milking my member and that was great, but it felt pretty mechanical and I left with an odd feeling in the back of my head.

Will try again, hoping that second time with different provider would be better.

[QUOTE=Belrocker;1314330]I'm not a racist like you apparently are.[/QUOTE]OMFG!

You are a retard!

[QUOTE=Belrocker; 1314330]I'm not a racist like you apparently are.[/QUOTE]Belrocker,

When your are not sure what something means, remember, Google is your friend.

[QUOTE=PurePressure; 1314300]Went to JHH couple weeks ago and didn't really have a stellar experience. Not sure if it was it was my first time there and they were wary cause of that or if it's cause I'm asian. Was asked to get the table shower and then ushered to the massage room. Saw Michelle, small 5'1 perky a cups, long black hair. While a bit dissappointed about no shower, she was able to give me a great massage focusing on my back and shoulders. Played it cool and gave her the signals for extras. I should have listened when she was saying " Your face not smile." That she wasn't into FS, but after offering $ tip it changed her mind. Was able to FIV and EATY, but she was dry dry dry. She popped the cover on but I had a hard time getting into it 'cause she was just just not into it. So went straight to mish and popped after only a few minutes. After I popped, she was milking my member and that was great, but it felt pretty mechanical and I left with an odd feeling in the back of my head.

Will try again, hoping that second time with different provider would be better.[/QUOTE]Michele does need more work. She has drama about lot of things. Just go back ask for anna