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[QUOTE=Jack Reacher]Dude, I think you are losing it. You need therapy.
Never fall in love with a *****.[/QUOTE]No Bmalibu is fine... he's just venting out some steam, alcohol will do that to you. At least he's man enough to admit his issues.
Cheers mate
Had to go down Saturday afternoon after finding out from Dickbreath that they have a table shower. Somehow, I never knew.
Tracy, the manager, greets me at the door - odd that she's dressed in tight jeans and damn she looks good. Her hair is tied back tight and braided. She's looking 15 years younger. She usually presents as a mature strumpet, but today she is a college coed. I have never been with Tracy, but have expressed my desire to be with her. I usually prefer the girls under 30, but something about her combined with the norms (abnorms?) of this location have placed her on to my to do list. On one visit months ago she told me she would be my therapist, but then leaves and in walks Cindy. Cindy leaves without a word beyond telling me her name, and as the fates would have it I was left to have my first encounter with my fav, Vivian. Since then its been all Vivian.
That first time was pretty crazy from minute 1 through minute 60 and resulted in two pops - pretty rare for me. Since then, one other double header with Vivian but now she's moving away from volunteering what I need from her to double pop. In fact, she's become a total enigma. From the first second she is automatically and wildly engaged - until I pop. Then very half hearted massage and generally subtle attempts to end the session early. I should limit myself to 30 minutes with her from now.
Back to this Saturday afternoon, Tracy tells me again that she'll be my therapist and begins to immediately negotiate her tip while we are both still standing there fully clothed. Only Tracy gets to the point like this in all my AMP experience. In fact, it is very unusual in my sessions for money to be discussed at all. So she is saying she needs $.2 for FS, or .8 for just BJ. I'm OK with both those numbers and this will be an hour session.
She leaves the room for me to get undressed. Lots of time goes by and I'm thinking I'm getting baited and switched again...and teased - that another girl will be sent in by Tracy. Turned out not to be my last premonition of the day. In walks.....yeah, Vivian, without a word of explanation - only acting like, hey, it's me your fav Vivian. No acknowledgment that I had booked Tracy.
Table shower is actually ridiculous at this place. Not a separate chamber with proper equipment, but a shallow basin planted high up on another table in the room, with an air mattress inflated and generally unsanitary seeming. That never stops me though. Also, not such an easy climb for an old boy with some significant orthopedic complications, but I manage to scale it. Of course the water isn't hot enough, and except for her special attention to scrubbing the inside of my butt and almost making me cum while circularly scrubbing my little machine and all its component parts, this was a lame table shower to be sure. Now the climb down is more difficult than the climb up. Somebody even less physically agile than the old broken down Camel is going to get hurt. Guaranteed!
I am as always, taken by Vivian's physical assets. She is naked from the start, and she has an extremely seriously hot petite slim bod with youthful perfect silky smooth skin belying her age. Her face is an enigma like her personality and service are. I've said it before - side angles don't favor her, she looks older than she is and worn and not particularly pretty. However, straight on she is an absolute vision of iconic youthful asian beauty. I can almost cum just by looking at her and holding her tight and kissing her gently on the lips. And that is how we start after I survive the descent down from the table shower.
We slow dance naked in the room and begin to kiss - gently and sweetly for some time, and the escalation takes it to feverish. The postures assumed are absurdly hyper-romantic. It is like a honeymoon. Eventually dance and romantic poses change to mutual masturbation - still with the power smooch working, but now our hands are caressing each others' pleasure zones. After awhile I get myself on to the massage table, finally. I go face down, but she wants me face up. But I want some butt massage and some tease, so I tell her so and remain face down. The butt massage quickly becomes the nastiest ass eating I've ever been the subject of and nothing I'd ever perform on a girl. Of course I was real clean after that table shower. I'm loving it - I mean she's not hanging on the rim, she's dunking it deep down. But I'm also thinking, well, there goes DFK for the rest of this session. Yikes that is just so nasty!
I turn around and she begins BBBJ. As always, I have to tell her to oralize my scrotum and use her tongue, but as always, she does that with seeming reluctance. More Vivian enigma - she's licking the inside of my anus like a bear on a honeycomb, but scrote and balls are over her line. Go figure!
Now she turns around and places all of her amazing between the legs geography on my face while continuing to suck - a hot 69 ensues. A while later she turns to mount me CG and she's placed the condom. But I know I'm going to explode the minute she sits down on the excited little soldier, so I tell her to take a break from genital frenzy and move back up to be face to face. As stated, I'm not going to initiate DFK at this point, and now I've been slurping her goods as well, but I hold her face close to mine - she looking down on me with her arresting smile and her hair all messed up and partially shrouding her face - shit if my eyes were a camera I'd become famous as an erotic photographer from recording these views of her gaze down to my eyes, and with this pose, and her grinding re-commencing in the genital region, I detonate a 500 megaton blast. Shit, almost killed myself with this one!
She cleans me up, covers me up with a towel, and starts with a very weak massage. A good one would be impossible if she was capable - with the table against the wall and a large space heater at the foot of the table removing that space from play. So she's actually massaging just the side of me she has access to. My right leg and right foot. I tell her to forget about it and that I just want to hold her for the remaining 15-20 minutes. She climbs on to the table with me and we just caress and hold each other for a few minutes. I reintroduce her hand to my emerging 2nd hardon with hopes and expectation that she'll produce a double pop as she had in earlier encounters. But no - just makes her want to move the session towards finality. Goes and brings me water. Then back to lame massage. And then she thinks I'm sleeping, but I'm just deeply relaxed, she actually tries to sneak out of the room so I won't wake up. But I open my eyes and she's a bit embarrassed. I look at the clock and see it is at least getting into the area of time to go, so no problem.
I remain in a half dream state on the table, and start to have a fantasy about Vivian returning WITH Tracy and having the two of them turn me into a blowjob sandwich. Well, this is my 2nd premonition that comes true just a little bit. In walks Tracy - and I'm not surprised. I figure Vivian does not have the balls to tell me to scram. Tracy walks over to the bed smiling and begins caressing me. I start teasing her about teasing me now twice into thinking she'd service me. She apologizes saying that she thought I'd prefer to be with my fav, and that she's coming down with a cold or something. I tell her no problem - Vivian takes fine care of me and I'm very happy, but still maintain my Tracy fantasy. Now Tracy moves her hand under the towel and reacts to my hardness - no doubt thinking Vivian had pumped that thing dry and soft. But no, 10mgs of Levitra plus the high wire action has me more than ready for round 2. Tracy removes the towel, bends over and kisses the little lad (so much for her cold), and then engorges it in her mouth. Damn, I would and could have cum right there and filled her pretty mouth if I thought this would just be a momentary tease. But Tracy retreated after about 30 seconds and stood up again, maintaining hand action, and telling me what good care she'll take of me the next time I come.
I'll be damned if I've ever departed from an intensely hot and successful session with more wood and sexual build-up than I brought to begin with.
The world of AC6 is not like any other world.
Looking around Craigs list and found a Grand opening on Trabuco and Alicia. My hunch was that because it was Mission Viejo chances were that it would be legit. Called first and the girl that answered the phone said the choice of girls would be better in the afternoon.
Had an excuse to get out of the house for an hour and headed over. As soon as I saw it I knew I had a problem. Big sign that said " Grand Opening " right next to a Grand Opening Nail place. The massage place said reflexology on the window, another bad sign. On top of all of the above this is a family friendly neighborhood sitting next to a be of A and a pizza joint. I sat in the parking lot looking at the place and trying to decide whether I should go to a guaranteed spot or piss away $ 40. On a gamble. During stronger economies this would not be a question, but things are tight.
So I took one for the team. I guess after a while one can smell legit and sure enough it was. My girl was cute, spoke decent English and was friendly. Asked if I wanted reflxology or body massage, I took the latter. I gave her all the suggestions, body English, moans when she got close to the boys etc, all to no avail. Not happening.
Nice massage, no finish equals no tip. Out $40. No big deal.
C6
Got a lead from one of the forum guys to a spot on Muirlands in Lake Forest. I was told to ask for Nina. I called and made the appointment.
It was cold and rainy, great day to relax in a warm room with a pretty massuse and enjoy her soft hands.
It was pouring when I arrived and I looked like a drounded rat when I got in. My girl told me she would warm me up and make all my problems go away.
The massage was erotic, soft and slow. Lots of teasing. Even though it was my first visit I'm sure with time and patience this could be nurtured to who knows where.
The finish was good and complete, plenty of stroking until the pulsating was over. Overall a nice expierence.
Cleaned me up, got some water and a hug and I was out.
Total $70.
Bud For U
[QUOTE=The Camel]Had to go down Saturday afternoon after finding out from Dickbreath that they have a table shower. Somehow, I never knew.
Tracy, the manager, greets me at the door. Odd that she's dressed in tight jeans and damn she looks good. Her hair is tied back tight and braided. She's looking 15 years younger. She usually presents as a mature strumpet, but today she is a college coed. I have never been with Tracy, but have expressed my desire to be with her. I usually prefer the girls under 30, but something about her combined with the norms (abnorms?) of this location have placed her on to my to do list. On one visit months ago she told me she would be my therapist, but then leaves and in walks Cindy. Cindy leaves without a word beyond telling me her name, and as the fates would have it I was left to have my first encounter with my fav, Vivian. Since then its been all Vivian.
That first time was pretty crazy from minute 1 through minute 60 and resulted in two pops. Pretty rare for me. Since then, one other double header with Vivian but now she's moving away from volunteering what I need from her to double pop. In fact, she's become a total enigma. From the first second she is automatically and wildly engaged. Until I pop. Then very half hearted massage and generally subtle attempts to end the session early. I should limit myself to 30 minutes with her from now.
Back to this Saturday afternoon, Tracy tells me again that she'll be my therapist and begins to immediately negotiate her tip while we are both still standing there fully clothed. Only Tracy gets to the point like this in all my AMP experience. In fact, it is very unusual in my sessions for money to be discussed at all. So she is saying she needs $. 2 for FS, or. 8 for just BJ. I'm OK with both those numbers and this will be an hour session.
She leaves the room for me to get undressed. Lots of time goes by and I'm thinking I'm getting baited and switched again. And teased. That another girl will be sent in by Tracy. Turned out not to be my last premonition of the day. In walks. Yeah, Vivian, without a word of explanation. Only acting like, hey, it's me your fav Vivian. No acknowledgment that I had booked Tracy.
Table shower is actually ridiculous at this place. Not a separate chamber with proper equipment, but a shallow basin planted high up on another table in the room, with an air mattress inflated and generally unsanitary seeming. That never stops me though. Also, not such an easy climb for an old boy with some significant orthopedic complications, but I manage to scale it. Of course the water isn't hot enough, and except for her special attention to scrubbing the inside of my butt and almost making me cum while circularly scrubbing my little machine and all its component parts, this was a lame table shower to be sure. Now the climb down is more difficult than the climb up. Somebody even less physically agile than the old broken down Camel is going to get hurt. Guaranteed!
I am as always, taken by Vivian's physical assets. She is naked from the start, and she has an extremely seriously hot petite slim bod with youthful perfect silky smooth skin belying her age. Her face is an enigma like her personality and service are. I've said it before. Side angles don't favor her, she looks older than she is and worn and not particularly pretty. However, straight on she is an absolute vision of iconic youthful asian beauty. I can almost cum just by looking at her and holding her tight and kissing her gently on the lips. And that is how we start after I survive the descent down from the table shower.
We slow dance naked in the room and begin to kiss. Gently and sweetly for some time, and the escalation takes it to feverish. The postures assumed are absurdly hyper-romantic. It is like a honeymoon. Eventually dance and romantic poses change to mutual masturbation. Still with the power smooch working, but now our hands are caressing each others' pleasure zones. After awhile I get myself on to the massage table, finally. I go face down, but she wants me face up. But I want some butt massage and some tease, so I tell her so and remain face down. The butt massage quickly becomes the nastiest ass eating I've ever been the subject of and nothing I'd ever perform on a girl. Of course I was real clean after that table shower. I'm loving it. I mean she's not hanging on the rim, she's dunking it deep down. But I'm also thinking, well, there goes DFK for the rest of this session. Yikes that is just so nasty!
I turn around and she begins BBBJ. As always, I have to tell her to oralize my scrotum and use her tongue, but as always, she does that with seeming reluctance. More Vivian enigma. She's licking the inside of my anus like a bear on a honeycomb, but scrote and balls are over her line. Go figure!
Now she turns around and places all of her amazing between the legs geography on my face while continuing to suck. A hot 69 ensues. A while later she turns to mount me CG and she's placed the condom. But I know I'm going to explode the minute she sits down on the excited little soldier, so I tell her to take a break from genital frenzy and move back up to be face to face. As stated, I'm not going to initiate DFK at this point, and now I've been slurping her goods as well, but I hold her face close to mine. She looking down on me with her arresting smile and her hair all messed up and partially shrouding her face. Shit if my eyes were a camera I'd become famous as an erotic photographer from recording these views of her gaze down to my eyes, and with this pose, and her grinding re-commencing in the genital region, I detonate a 500 megaton blast. Shit, almost killed myself with this one!
She cleans me up, covers me up with a towel, and starts with a very weak massage. A good one would be impossible if she was capable. With the table against the wall and a large space heater at the foot of the table removing that space from play. So she's actually massaging just the side of me she has access to. My right leg and right foot. I tell her to forget about it and that I just want to hold her for the remaining 15-20 minutes. She climbs on to the table with me and we just caress and hold each other for a few minutes. I reintroduce her hand to my emerging 2nd hardon with hopes and expectation that she'll produce a double pop as she had in earlier encounters. But no. Just makes her want to move the session towards finality. Goes and brings me water. Then back to lame massage. And then she thinks I'm sleeping, but I'm just deeply relaxed, she actually tries to sneak out of the room so I won't wake up. But I open my eyes and she's a bit embarrassed. I look at the clock and see it is at least getting into the area of time to go, so no problem.
I remain in a half dream state on the table, and start to have a fantasy about Vivian returning WITH Tracy and having the two of them turn me into a blowjob sandwich. Well, this is my 2nd premonition that comes true just a little bit. In walks Tracy. And I'm not surprised. I figure Vivian does not have the balls to tell me to scram. Tracy walks over to the bed smiling and begins caressing me. I start teasing her about teasing me now twice into thinking she'd service me. She apologizes saying that she thought I'd prefer to be with my fav, and that she's coming down with a cold or something. I tell her no problem. Vivian takes fine care of me and I'm very happy, but still maintain my Tracy fantasy. Now Tracy moves her hand under the towel and reacts to my hardness. No doubt thinking Vivian had pumped that thing dry and soft. But no, 10mgs of Levitra plus the high wire action has me more than ready for round 2. Tracy removes the towel, bends over and kisses the little lad (so much for her cold), and then engorges it in her mouth. Damn, I would and could have cum right there and filled her pretty mouth if I thought this would just be a momentary tease. But Tracy retreated after about 30 seconds and stood up again, maintaining hand action, and telling me what good care she'll take of me the next time I come.
I'll be damned if I've ever departed from an intensely hot and successful session with more wood and sexual build-up than I brought to begin with.
The world of AC6 is not like any other world.[/QUOTE]Superb report and easy to read with paragraphs unlike the gigantic one page most mongers write.
I'm in a process of visiting another girl for a BBBJ for. 60 I'll report in if it's legit and worth the trip.
[QUOTE=B Malibu]There was a bald Hispanic guy in the bathroom joking with his buddy saying that his pee was burning. I was waiting to piss myself, so I made a comment. "that can't be good! " He laughed and went along with the dialogue. "She told me she was clean. " Haha.
I stopped in around midnight, saw a few people I knew, then hit the patio for a smoke. Two girls came out and we started talking. One had huge fucking tits! When we made eye contact, she smiled and said. "Do you want to get in on our drama? " I just smiled, and then she said. "Do we look like we're single? " They were totally tryin' to get into my pants. I felt so used. Hahaha. Then the one with giant knockers said, "My friend's in heat, can you tell? " That was my in, but I was fucking tired and ready to go home.[/QUOTE]So, which Yardhouse was this? Thanks again for everything, bro.
[QUOTE=Cali Kilo]Now this place sounds fun for a HE. How would you rate girl 1-10?[/QUOTE]I cannot in good faith give above a 7 to any woman over 19 years of age with "A" cups. So 7 it is.
[QUOTE=Cash Value]Traveler, you had a HE turn in a bbbj? Damn you must have waved your magic wand!![/QUOTE]Sometimes it pays to be old and out of shape. Pity the fool!
I'Ve read many of the posts and I am close to actually taking some action! I'm still a little confused with how it all works once inside a mp. Most of you guys know the ropes so well and know what to say and do! But we are all looking to be safe and that's what I like about this site. A few questions that I have and if they can't be answered here then send me a PM. But once the cover is paid and once your inside how does one know Do you just make a move? Do you start on your stomach for the massage? What if you don't like the masseuse that walks in? Do they usually walk in in jeans, is that a bad sign if they are in jeans? (some reports I've read the massuese is in a dress)? Finally, what is the customary tip?
Thanks for the info!
[QUOTE=Slugfest2]Superb report and easy to read with paragraphs unlike the gigantic one page most mongers write.
I'm in a process of visiting another girl for a BBBJ for. 60 I'll report in if it's legit and worth the trip.[/QUOTE]Yeah I have that same book...hahaha
60 for bbbj? damn is she under 50 years old?
[QUOTE=Bfetish]I'Ve read many of the posts and I am close to actually taking some action! I'm still a little confused with how it all works once inside a mp. Most of you guys know the ropes so well and know what to say and do! But we are all looking to be safe and that's what I like about this site. A few questions that I have and if they can't be answered here then send me a PM. But once the cover is paid and once your inside how does one know Do you just make a move? Do you start on your stomach for the massage? What if you don't like the masseuse that walks in? Do they usually walk in in jeans, is that a bad sign if they are in jeans? (some reports I've read the massuese is in a dress)? Finally, what is the customary tip?
Thanks for the info![/QUOTE]Dude go back and read the first couple of posts from 5 years ago...lol
[QUOTE=Mcfrdd]So, which Yardhouse was this? Thanks again for everything, bro.[/QUOTE]Yardhouse= Triangle square costa mesa you know right off the end of the 55
Like many of you, I'm sure you're all married or tied up sort of speak. I have stress on the job so I tell the misses I'm going for stress-relief massages, or use my legit places sometimes as cover. What strategies do you guys use on the misses? "Honey, I'm going out for Milk?"
[QUOTE=Mcfrdd]So, which Yardhouse was this? Thanks again for everything, bro.[/QUOTE]
I was at the Yardhouse at the Irvine Spectrum. I know some of the bartenders there and they always dial me in 'cause I'm a generous tipper, plus I'm just a cool fucking guy :). As for the Yardhouse at T-square. When I was 22, I was hangin' out with (at the time), a 38 y/o Cougar, and I remember bangin' her K9 on the 5th level of the parking structure, overlooking Newport Blvd.!! Security spotted us and came running, but we thought ahead and were doing it near the stairs for a quick getaway. Dude, it was a Wed night and there were no cars on that top level. We were hammered, but still trying to be discreet! Hehe...
[QUOTE=Cash Value]Dude go back and read the first couple of posts from 5 years ago...lol[/QUOTE]Cool so what you are saying is I should be tipping at 2005 prices.
What a bargain! LMAO!