Massage Parlor Reports

Couldnt resist Dude.
https://youtu.be/z-m9WgAdflY

May be a good thing if it isn't too glamorous and we get a so so massage at Golden foot so we dont go back. Will hold out hope for Ly or getting her in the habit of massage and just happen by one of the fine establishments listed here and drop in.

[QUOTE=Dudeatl;5286224]Golden is legit. I was having BBQ one day and decided to check it out. It looks creepy enough to expect goat fucking in the back room, but it was totally legit. My experience was it was OK from a legit massage standpoint, but the grumpy old lady turned uglier at a $10 tip- which should be fine for an OK legit massage.[/QUOTE]

I must be making up for my COVID backup but. Had an errand to run with the SO and she would be busy for at least an hour so. Was right by and swung by #1. Walked in and saw one of you hungry mongers paying. Nancy was there and had me pay for the hhr up front. Laid my 40 tip on the end table in the room, got nekkid and lay on my back so she knows the deal.

Who am I kidding. She came in, saw the tip on the table and went straight for the wang. Have seen her once before and got a nice HE wit top up and FIV that time but today she had pants on so played / licked her titties while she jackhammered me to completion. Thankfully I had my lips on one tit and my right arm on the other because the first shot went about a foot but was blocked by my arm or I woulda gotten an eye full. Yikes!

Finished up with a so so 15 min massage.

Q- Why the heck do these ladies stop right after the first wad shoots out? Had to tell her to keep going and almost ruined my O. Damnit.

PSA- The towels they use have a very flowery scent on them. Used about a cup of "tequila" scented sanitizing spray in the car to get the smell off me before picking up the SO. She even asked if I had gone to a pub to wait for her when she got in the car. LOL.

Getting back into spas for the time being as the convenience is better and I'm tired of flakey escorts lately.

Nancy isn't hot but gets the job done. 40+40 OTD. Bang for buck 5/10. Champ out.

[QUOTE=SgtSoros;5286406]Fuck, that's Gigi in the top photo. These fucktards really have their priorities in order when we are our experiencing some of the highest crime/murder rates in over 40 years.[/QUOTE]61 and out performs much younger ones.

[QUOTE=SgtSoros;5286406]Fuck, that's Gigi in the top photo. These fucktards really have their priorities in order when we are our experiencing some of the highest crime/murder rates in over 40 years.[/QUOTE]Look, it's not nice to refer to fucktards as fucktards. Oh wait, did I just do that? Didn't know her name, but the woman in the top pic is short with big naturals. She had a grumpy look when I last stopped by so I didn't stay. Guess guys who were getting FS at ABR will have to travel south to Therapy Plus for now.

Thanks Mel Elf. Going to try my leave a tip in plain sight technique and see how it goes. I may not say its the tip until we move to action. DIY is right TFOH. I can do that shit at home and unless she's naked in front of me getting herself off that's a no go for me. I'm going to hold out hope for a simple HE but show $ is avail and see what happens.

Thanks again for the info and Ill report back my findings. If its happy, sure hope the wife gets a good massage and wants to go again.

[QUOTE=Melelf;5286270]Super convenient for me, so I've had some experiences. 10 out of 10 times I've left happy, but there's a wide range of how you get there.

They have a table shower, but I've never had fun there. Always in the massage room.

One lady is excellent on the teasing, but wants me to take care of myself and will clean me up after. Interestingly, on my last encounter with her she crawled up on my table and sat on my face (pants on). It was kinda fun, could definitely smell her! But that's all I got.

Others will give the HE. A few will allow UTC roaming. One in particular (Sandy?) had a great reach under technique when I was still on my stomach. I liked that!

Only once did I get an unreasonable request ($150 for a HE with shirt / bra removal? No way). Everyone has been much more reasonable. 6 + . 6-. 8.

Give them a try. Would be interesting to see what level of service you receive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nationalchamp;5286599]I must be making up for my COVID backup but. Had an errand to run with the SO and she would be busy for at least an hour so. Was right by and swung by #1. Walked in and saw one of you hungry mongers paying. Nancy was there and had me pay for the hhr up front. Laid my 40 tip on the end table in the room, got nekkid and lay on my back so she knows the deal.

Who am I kidding. She came in, saw the tip on the table and went straight for the wang. Have seen her once before and got a nice HE wit top up and FIV that time but today she had pants on so played / licked her titties while she jackhammered me to completion. Thankfully I had my lips on one tit and my right arm on the other because the first shot went about a foot but was blocked by my arm or I woulda gotten an eye full. Yikes!

Finished up with a so so 15 min massage.

Q- Why the heck do these ladies stop right after the first wad shoots out? Had to tell her to keep going and almost ruined my O. Damnit.

PSA- The towels they use have a very flowery scent on them. Used about a cup of "tequila" scented sanitizing spray in the car to get the smell off me before picking up the SO. She even asked if I had gone to a pub to wait for her when she got in the car. LOL.

Getting back into spas for the time being as the convenience is better and I'm tired of flakey escorts lately.

Nancy isn't hot but gets the job done. 40+40 OTD. Bang for buck 5/10. Champ out.[/QUOTE]I was at a CAMP last week and, when I started to cum, the woman grabbed junior rather firmly while the rest of the splooge pumped out. I had told her not to do that but she did anyway. Asked why and she replied, "So you won't make a mess all over the place. " It really pisses me off when they don't gently milk it out. I always make it a point to tell them beforehand, but Chinese women ignore it and try to choke the damn chicken at the moment of truth.

Some Korean women will try to do that too, but Chinese are the worst.

[QUOTE=SgtSoros;5286406]Fuck, that's Gigi in the top photo. These fucktards really have their priorities in order when we are our experiencing some of the highest crime/murder rates in over 40 years.[/QUOTE]Damn cops and their Asian hate. I'm sure we will see more bust to come as it is the current hot topic for the news and cops.

[QUOTE=SgtSoros;5286406]Fuck, that's Gigi in the top photo. These fucktards really have their priorities in order when we are our experiencing some of the highest crime/murder rates in over 40 years.[/QUOTE]61 and 56, ooof. I bet they told all the customers they were 40. Masks help too.

[QUOTE=AcWorthDude;5286714]Damn cops and their Asian hate. I'm sure we will see more bust to come as it is the current hot topic for the news and cops.[/QUOTE]Ya know they are going around and doing what "society" is telling them they need to do, they will bust half the parlors out there before its done, then they will beat their chests and forget about it for the next 5 years.

Same as when people get irate and demand street hookers get taken off the street, they do a 3 day bust on FIB and then nothing for years.

[QUOTE=Nationalchamp;5286599]I must be making up for my COVID backup but. Had an errand to run with the SO and she would be busy for at least an hour so. Was right by and swung by #1. Walked in and saw one of you hungry mongers paying. Nancy was there and had me pay for the hhr up front. Laid my 40 tip on the end table in the room, got nekkid and lay on my back so she knows the deal.

Who am I kidding. She came in, saw the tip on the table and went straight for the wang. Have seen her once before and got a nice HE wit top up and FIV that time but today she had pants on so played / licked her titties while she jackhammered me to completion. Thankfully I had my lips on one tit and my right arm on the other because the first shot went about a foot but was blocked by my arm or I woulda gotten an eye full. Yikes!

Finished up with a so so 15 min massage.

Q- Why the heck do these ladies stop right after the first wad shoots out? Had to tell her to keep going and almost ruined my O. Damnit.

PSA- The towels they use have a very flowery scent on them. Used about a cup of "tequila" scented sanitizing spray in the car to get the smell off me before picking up the SO. She even asked if I had gone to a pub to wait for her when she got in the car. LOL.

Getting back into spas for the time being as the convenience is better and I'm tired of flakey escorts lately.

Nancy isn't hot but gets the job done. 40+40 OTD. Bang for buck 5/10. Champ out.[/QUOTE]I had a situation where the second I started to bust and she saw the first part of my jizz come out she stopped right away leaving it untouched and erupting. I gave her a bad tip for that. Other than that my experience has been that the women keep going til I stop. Hate to bring up Mary at PZ but she was the best. She keep stroking a couple minutes after making sure she got every drop out. I have allergy eye drops in my car with me as sometimes my eyes get red from sometimes falling asleep after.

[QUOTE=ComTech42;5286609]61 and out performs much younger ones.[/QUOTE]Yep, and a damn shame she got arrested.

[QUOTE=Nationalchamp;5286631]Thanks Mel Elf. Going to try my leave a tip in plain sight technique and see how it goes. I may not say its the tip until we move to action. DIY is right TFOH. I can do that shit at home and unless she's naked in front of me getting herself off that's a no go for me. I'm going to hold out hope for a simple HE but show $ is avail and see what happens.

Thanks again for the info and Ill report back my findings. If its happy, sure hope the wife gets a good massage and wants to go again.[/QUOTE]I typically do that at a known KAMP so there is no haggling and I don't lose the mood digging to get the $$.

[QUOTE=SgtLurker;5287204]I typically do that at a known KAMP so there is no haggling and I don't lose the mood digging to get the $$.[/QUOTE]So I'm just wondering, if you go there and put the tip out for them, lets say you put down 140 tip expecting FS. Do you run the risk of them taking the tip and then saying you only gave enough for a BJ or a HJ? I would understand if you saw the girl before and it was more just routine, just wondering if you ran into that scenario or are concerned that it could possibly happen.

[QUOTE=SkyWookie;5287248]So I'm just wondering, if you go there and put the tip out for them, lets say you put down 140 tip expecting FS. Do you run the risk of them taking the tip and then saying you only gave enough for a BJ or a HJ? I would understand if you saw the girl before and it was more just routine, just wondering if you ran into that scenario or are concerned that it could possibly happen.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SgtLurker;5287204]I typically do that at a known KAMP so there is no haggling and I don't lose the mood digging to get the $$.[/QUOTE]I first do my homework on what the typical cost is plus I have been there at least once in the past. The first visit I have exactly $. 4 (or whatever the typical is) in shirt pocket or hidden under my hat to save time. I have never had one want to downgrade services but sometimes ask more money, in that case, I say that is what I paid last time but will bring more next visit which I never do because the odds of same KAMP provider is slim to none.

[QUOTE=SgtLurker;5287532]I first do my homework on what the typical cost is plus I have been there at least once in the past. The first visit I have exactly $. 4 (or whatever the typical is) in shirt pocket or hidden under my hat to save time. I have never had one want to downgrade services but sometimes ask more money, in that case, I say that is what I paid last time but will bring more next visit which I never do because the odds of same KAMP provider is slim to none.[/QUOTE]Good advice. I never put the donation on the table, just pull it out of my pocket and show the provider that that's all I have.