Massage Parlor Reports

Never been to an AMP before so I decided to stop in to the one on 92 and Cap after seeing advertisements on backpage, walked in, Chinese lady brought me into a private room, asked if I wanted a 1 hour massage. I paid her $60, she left the room for a few min, got in my birthday suit and laid on the table. She came back into the room and with her broken English she asked how I was doing and we just made small talk, asked where she was from, and so on while she massaged my back side. There wasn't much playing around on her part but I was grabbing her ass and rubbing her crotch thru her yoga pants which she seemed to enjoy. On the flip she massaged all around my package and would brush up against it, got pretty hard which she definitely notcied because she then started to lightly and softly brush her fingers on my balls and shaft while playing with my nipples. She then went to get some tissues and massage oil and massaged my balls and shaft until I exploded into the tissues she brought over. She then left the room for a min and came back with a hot damp towel and cleaned up the rest of the mess.

Got dressed, tipped her $50, gave her a hug and was on my way. On backpage they advertise 3 drop dead gourgous Chinese girls but just as I figured they were nowhere to be found. Wishful thinking maybe but the girl I had wasn't bad looking and had a tight body. I'll definitely go to another AMP soon, might try a different one to see what other places have to offer.

[QUOTE=ShortIrish;3258656]I am happy to report that the Germantown AMP on Pilgrim is open and providing very good service.[/QUOTE]Yes you are correct. The phone is disconnected, and only the chubby girl is there. Not sure what to make of this. I'm not into chubs so its not for me.

[QUOTE=TheCondor7;3258704] Looks like some of the customers don't tip well unless they agree beforehand or are looking for free upgrades. She seemed sick, coughing and sneezing, and her massage was probably the worst I've had in awhile. Like really bad. Maybe it's better when it's not busy but I'm not seeing what the fuss for this place is about. Maybe it gets better with repeat service. Some of the reviews also made it seem like the girls were models or something. Some of you guys may be up there in age and can't see in darkness well. They do keep the rooms pretty lowly lit though. Oh, and the tenants above were blasting rap music or something like that, which kind of detracts from what's supposed to be a relaxing environment.[/QUOTE]Wasn't the coughing and sneezing enough for you to leave? But then again us old guys like myself that don't see very well would also catch the flu or cold bug easier than you young studs. And yes I do believe that the services get better it the girls are familiar with you. That only makes sense. BTW do you know if they have special senior rates there? I could stop on my way to Meyer's Restaurant where there are senior deals at all times. LOL! And if my aging memory serves me right I believe Mimi was spoken of very highly in this forum.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;3258788]Wasn't the coughing and sneezing enough for you to leave? But then again us old guys like myself that don't see very well would also catch the flu or cold bug easier than you young studs. And yes I do believe that the services get better it the girls are familiar with you. That only makes sense. BTW do you know if they have special senior rates there? I could stop on my way to Meyer's Restaurant where there are senior deals at all times. LOL! And if my aging memory serves me right I believe Mimi was spoken of very highly in this forum.[/QUOTE]Well I agree wholeheartedly with the main point of Condor. They have only two women working the entire day- Mimi and the older one with a nice rack. I have had each. Mimi had a cold yesterday. They need more help because the busier they are, the shorter and more rushed is your massage and fun. Maybe I need to figure out the down time so as to avoid constant interruptions.

[QUOTE=WizardOfAahs;3258120]Closed nu West Bend PD; details posted to "New and Media Reports".[/QUOTE]The one time I was there the masseuse pretended she didn't speak English and I was stuck with a middle aged Chung Queen woman. Sounds like the 51 year old woman mentioned in the news article. I didn't go for the extras and I didn't go back.

[QUOTE=Miltown;3258833]Well I agree wholeheartedly with the main point of Condor. They have only two women working the entire day- Mimi and the older one with a nice rack. I have had each. Mimi had a cold yesterday. They need more help because the busier they are, the shorter and more rushed is your massage and fun. Maybe I need to figure out the down time so as to avoid constant interruptions.[/QUOTE]Busy is a good thing for them obviously. I'm sure the mostly positive reviews here has something to do with it. They got my attention. Especially the four hands massage.

[QUOTE=Miltown;3258833]Well I agree wholeheartedly with the main point of Condor. They have only two women working the entire day- Mimi and the older one with a nice rack. I have had each. Mimi had a cold yesterday. They need more help because the busier they are, the shorter and more rushed is your massage and fun. Maybe I need to figure out the down time so as to avoid constant interruptions.[/QUOTE]Try during the Super Bowl tomorrow.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3259056]Try during the Super Bowl tomorrow.[/QUOTE]I was seriously just thinking that exact thought.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;3258788] And if my aging memory serves me right I believe Mimi was spoken of very highly in this forum.[/QUOTE]So if she was spoken highly of, this means she can't have a negative review? I'm just sharing my experience which I thought was the point of this forum. I could care less if she had 1000 amazing reviews. Mine still counts. Don't like it? Move on Scooter. You know, JJ has some great reviews on the backpage section of this forum; I guess those guys that left awful reviews of her should be punished.

As for the others responding. Yeah I get it was busy, but again I'm just sharing my experience. I don't know all of your reasons for going to AMPs but I like a decent combo of massage and happy ending. The point is to feel more relaxed not more tense than you came in right? I get I'm not going to find an amazing massage in an AMP but I definitely expect something that can be recognized as a massage LOL. The massage part here was really bad. Probably the worst I've ever had. If you guys had a better one in less busy times, great. From my first time there though, I left feeling like I wasted money. I'm sure you all can relate to that feeling.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;3258788]Wasn't the coughing and sneezing enough for you to leave? But then again us old guys like myself that don't see very well would also catch the flu or cold bug easier than you young studs. And yes I do believe that the services get better it the girls are familiar with you. That only makes sense. BTW do you know if they have special senior rates there? I could stop on my way to Meyer's Restaurant where there are senior deals at all times. LOL! And if my aging memory serves me right I believe Mimi was spoken of very highly in this forum.[/QUOTE]I agree with Scooter. The only time I get sick is when I pick something up at an AMP, either form a dirty head ring or a sick provider. I know its no coincidence that I have gotten very sick after putting my mouth on all the orifices of a provider. Or having one hack up a lung during the massage. Even after getting a BBBJ I've gotten swollen glands / UTI but tested negative for STDs. Ideally you want a well provider, a very clean and sterile table, and stick to HJs. I really don't like an AMP who wants to kiss me goodbye. I had a girlfriend who used to get yeast infections which in turn had me at the urologists office taking horse pill antibiotics. I would get ED with her because I was afraid of getting sick.

There is no unicorn AMP. I try to stick with ones that are clean and no drama. The trade off is the women are older and less attractive. Busy high volume AMPs tend to take short cuts with cleanliness and their pretty girls have a lot of close intimate encounters with lots of guys passing along lots of germs. That AMP girl that doesn't allow tit sucking or DATY is probably doing you a favor.

I met a couple of women over the past year that turned down my advances. At first I was hurt and bitter. But I have come to find out one has something no one needs to have. The other, her pussy hangs like the mouth of a tired dog (her ex told me). So when you get rejected, don't take it too personally. I had one gal who turned me down and then finally gave in. Wished she hadn't. Her vagina was YUGE!

[QUOTE=TheCondor7;3259530]So if she was spoken highly of, this means she can't have a negative review? I'm just sharing my experience which I thought was the point of this forum. I could care less if she had 1000 amazing reviews. Mine still counts. Don't like it? Move on Scooter. You know, JJ has some great reviews on the backpage section of this forum; I guess those guys that left awful reviews of her should be punished.
[/QUOTE]Hey Condor you're missing my point completely. And it has nothing to do with your bad experience there and writing about it. And of course your input is important. You also said it was quite busy when you were there as a few others also. My point was that this AMP that you went to has gotten some pretty good ink lately here and that's the reason why it's so busy. That's it, all in a nutshell. No where in my post did I blast you for anything.

[QUOTE=GuapoMarx;3245828]My buddy in Milwaukee says its closed. I liked that place. Heard the phone has been disconnected. Did it get busted?[/QUOTE]Open sign was on last Sunday.

Figured I would take a leap on a new ad that got posted on c-list as quick as it was taken down. Claimed to be a 39 year old Latina with not overly sexy pics but good looking enough for that age that I was okay with a new experience. Well, as usual, the pics if they are real are from a few years and pounds prior. Arrived at her home in a safe neighborhood which I was happy about, parked curbside, she greeted me at the door and every ounce of me besides the little head wanted to turn tail and run. Price was right and I knew I would get something out of this. She kept a spotless house, it smelled and looked clean, went to the bedroom where she directed me to undress and lay face down. Next thing I knew I looked up and she was stripped as well and the years showed on her but she still looked OKAY for her age. Massage was fantastic, unrushed, and probably the best massage I've had outside of a professional one. Flipped over and bbbjcimws ensued. Damage. 45 for the hour, left her. 2 tip which she was ecstatic about. Left feeling extremely puzzled on what just took place and if I really stuck around with someone like that at first glance. Oh well, won't repeat.

Been to Capital a bunch of times and have always left happy, not one unhappy visit. Wanting to change it up. Has anyone ever left Lincoln unhappy?

Attempted to do some research and couldn't find anything regarding a "Bianca". Took the leap anyway since I had some time to kill. Quick response via text, followed up with a call to discuss her rate. 75 for half hour, 1. 2 for hour with "my choice" of ending. Got to the general area she provided me and called her as directed, texted the address which thankfully was a safe neighborhood. I was getting nervous since she wouldn't provide her address ahead of time and I was heading towards the part of town I wouldn't feel comfortable parking in. She rents the loft style apartment above a private residence, kept it tidy enough. Pictures are not her but she is similar looking. She brought this up without me mentioning it saying due to her job she doesn't want to be recognized, fair enough. Quality massage, not the best but still above average. She's not a clock watcher and she took time with the finish, working me out with her hands first followed by lotioninf up her chest and letting me slide in between her huge real assets, finished with BBBJ no cim. Left. 4 tip which made her smile and off I went with a smile on my face as well. Skills on the finish were just ok, but she didn't rush through it which was nice, would repeat.

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