What does she is real mean
[QUOTE=Beachesnole02; 1885547][And by the way, holy fuck is this chick hot or what? I couldn't find anything on her, but please God, let her be real.
[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bambi-here-something-so-exotic-come-let-me-tease-you-feel-up-against-my-soft-smooth-skin-20/5388961[/url][/QUOTE]She is in fact real. The ad is total BS, but she is real.[/QUOTE]"The ad is total BS, but she is real." Aren't all people in non-cartoon photos real? I do not understand. If the ad is total BS then whoever is behind the ad is fake or a rip-off?
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Review: Candi aka Georgia Peach
Been meaning to do this for a while and put my two cents worth. Proceeding with a brain dump from recent months. Starting with chics to stay away from. Candi, aka Georgia Peach. This is a."HELL NO","STAY AWAY","0 Stars". A skinny bag of bones that is almost ready to keel over during the session. Generally works out of Orange Park and a frequent guest star on the VA-Shame Shame page.
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Review: Lisa (from the westside)
Another "HELL NO","0 Stars". Lives in a westside house inhabited by cats shitting inside. Went to her room and I think her cats had better hygiene than she did! Got a BBBJ and left feeling like I needed 3 showers.
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Not a review: Megan with the 40DD
This is not a review but a heads up. I called her on 26-Sep. My math (based on experience) goes like this: Chubby out of towner+$200 = No Thanks. Any of you want to TOFFT this one let me know if it is worth it. I have, on occasion, broken the "Benjamin rule" but for a well known entity.
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Review: Lola the Latin Lover
[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/latin-lover-looking-for-gentleman-28/4402951[/url]
2 Stars-Repeat if desperate.
I agree with previous reviews here that stated she was high as a kite. Nice headlights and performance was allright but her state of stupor made me a little uncomfortable. I assume one day someone is going to actually keel over on me and I figure I'm not calling 911 and just leaving.
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Didn't experience her attempted surprise BBFS but some of you Brad Pitts on this forum might elicit that response from some of the ladies here.
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Review: Natasha the Italian Seduction
[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/italian-seduction-35/4402845[/url]
2 Stars-Repeat if nothing better.
She stated she can be available at 5am. Gosh darnit she sure is! I met her at 5:15am one morning before a trip to the airport. Currently in a townhouse in Mayport. She's kind of a part timer or something. Says she has a receptionist day job at a chiropractors office in PV so she's a working girl in both senses of the word. Was a little suspicious because she has 2 roomates (male) but since this was not a hotel I felt a little safer that shit would not be going down. I might have made a different decision in some other westside or northside neighborhood but the area was ok and she told me not to worry about them. She seemed nice enough and we headed upstairs and had a pretty good bbj session but damn. No CFS! Left with the sense that more would be available on later dates. Was an ok experience, got the itch scratched.
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I wish these posts had a "like" button
[QUOTE=Stewie Griffin; 1886921]LOL.
[url]Awwww[/url]
Your very first post and it is already going badly.
You newbies do crack me up sometimes. If you are going to post a review of yourself try and not give the ad management link. It kind of gives you away pretty easily.
My experience was not at all like yours with her, but I guess we all know why that is. Thanks for the laugh.[/QUOTE]We're fortunate that providers who are so bad they have to post their own reviews and LEO keep making these dumb mistakes. I however will stick to the advice of our beloved seniors like SG.
I desperately had to watch some porn.
After I saw that (and what was below).
You know how sometimes you taste a bad bite eating your chicken. And you just have to, just have to, flush it down with a huge gulp of wine.
Goes without saying, to each his own. I would stick to the 20-somes, with all their drama, unpredictability and flakiness.
A bientôt,
DSK.
[QUOTE=TomCat4871; 1886915][url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nothing-is-sweeter-than-shugga-29/4115255[/url]
Going to step up here to a few 3 Star ladies which I consider "Repeatable". Meaning the itch got scratched, wasn't half bad looking and her attitude / demeanor was nice enough that I wouldn't have reservations and "MAY" call them back at some future date.
Shugga is 3 stars. Big ol boobies and a so-so square tush which I wasn't crazy about. Kindy of on the chunky side so to each persons taste. She's what I call a MEM (Making Ends Meet) or to be more specific a MMEM (Moms Making Ends Meet). This is my general term for a non-pro or semi-pro part-timer without major drug problems whose down to earth and not wacked out. Just supplementing the paycheck to help out with the kiddies. Anyway, her session was an ok massage followed by a bbjcim. Didn't seem to be an FS person but I think that could change with familiarity. Overall not a bad time and a nice lady. When I last saw her she worked out of her own apartment off of 103 East of Blanding.
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Backpage girl. Beware. 207-XXX-0208
I posted this in ripoff reports as well, I hope it's ok to post it here too. I just want everyone to know to stay clear of this provider!
1. Not the girl in the pics!
2. She doesn't get undressed for the quoted price!
3. She's a *****!
4. She's an idiot!
[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lk-killr-curvesnic-bbscu-fcbubby-ss-19/5391697[/url]
207-XXX-0208.
Stay away!
Be safe, have fun, be safe,
P Smith
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Review: Shay (Battle of the Shays part 1)
[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-gonna-do-the-things-you-fantazise-and-your-girlfriend-wont-even-talk-about-shay-904-531-8254-23/5259187[/url]
4 Stars-Will Repeat (with a caveat)
Here's another controversial one. This is the cute spinner Shay with the huge back tattoo. Real cutie that comes with a warning label (read ahead)
The good: Very cute and accommodating. Real nice figure and seems to get into and enjoy the visit.
The bad: The unfinished back tattoo is a phoenix that for her represents 'coming back from the ashes' and going clean of "pointy things."
The ugly: Once the festivities get underway she looks around and says "woops, don't have a cover". Gives that look like hey, whatever you want is fine with me. I declined to go down that path and we finished off as best we could. Lesson learned to always come packing myself. Then later admits to still going on the occasional bender but has things "under control". Thanks for letting me know.
So this one comes with a warning label to keep things on the safest side possible.
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Review: Shay (Battle of the Shays part 2)
[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/in-you-city-play-with-my-pretty-30/4425826[/url]
4 Stars-Will Repeat.
This is the the 6ft tall Shay that posts weekly.
Nice girl who looks better after a recent weight loss. Teency bit of baby damage around the middle but otherwise nice figure. If backpage ever forms a volleyball team you will want her as a first round draft pick. Definitely got the legs to wrap around you. Works in OP and gone back about 4 times. One of the closest things to a regular I've ever come to and as you've seen from my posts I am very ANTI-REGULAR. This seems to be the magic number because last time I was invited back to her little 'den of iniquities'. She has a home in the area and apparently "she has friends"! It's a house full of girls! Anyway that's for future exploration. She takes orders well and is really sweet if you are friendly to her. Happy Hunting.
I'm done with my wrapup as this has felt like a huge homework assignment!
Looking forward to try out some of the lead off batters out there like Summer, Beachgirl, etc.
That has been the Tomcat 2013 Year In Review.
Good night to all and to all a good night.
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