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Rarely do I or would I ever go so far as to bash a girl. This girl is one of the top 3 worst experiences I HAVE EVER HAD in this hobby.

Let me list her qualities. Short almost midget status. Grumpy. Irritated. Almost dictatorial in the way she commands you to do "get on the bed" "get comfortable". Lies that she will do BBBJ over text to bait you over. Unenthusiastic. Terribly scarred all over her stomach chest and torso. Not nearly as airbrushed as her pictures. Small flabby butt cheeks.

She comes off as if she is doing you a favor. Will say "I only do missionary". Has a horribly swollen and fishy smelling vagina. Will keep going on about "not wanting to catch something" so you have to keep your hands OFF of her.

I didn't even bother trying to do the deed. 1 minute into a lackluster and zero effort angry faced CBJ I said I was ready. She laid down and I was so disgusted I just left. Once I started getting dressed she tries to have a conversation with me about the weather.

The only good things I can say is she has nice tits and the incall location is awesome.

Don't go see her. Blacklist her. It is not worth your time. I repeat. NOT WORTH ANYBODYS TIME.

If her ad disappears. She has videos posted on EB and comments saying "what happened to her stomach?" She is blond.

Those interested in Cierra should PM DJChitown (whose post I quoted in my post) - he's got the contact info and referral information.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/ivy-marie-63[/URL]

And her Twitter:

At therealivymarie.

She looks pretty hot. Damage not too bad either.

BBBJ? DFK? MSOG? Anyone know if she does those?

Other deets would be appreciated too. Ty.

[QUOTE=Jason750;4606404]Anyone seen busty Paris g? Keep seeing her pop up and her titties have me in a daze. Anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]She has gotten huge bbw, pictures were old but these look new and more accurate Of you like BBW then she's ok, but I was too horny to leave, and eventually didn't even complete, she left outfit on around her waist, otherwise I would really have been limp. Never visited again, not into bbws.

[QUOTE=ImNotKevin;4607500][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42494614/[/URL]

Rarely do I or would I ever go so far as to bash a girl.
[/QUOTE]Shit, I'll do it every time a chick fucks up.

[QUOTE=ImNotKevin;4607500]This girl is one of the top 3 worst experiences I HAVE EVER HAD in this hobby.[/QUOTE]Holy F*CK, you're saying you've been with chicks that were worse? Because I'd prefer a straightforward cash-and-dash to what you described. I'll bet you'd pay a lot to un-see what you saw!

[QUOTE=GeorgeStark;4607698]Shit, I'll do it every time a chick fucks up.

Holy F*CK, you're saying you've been with chicks that were worse? Because I'd prefer a straightforward cash-and-dash to what you described. I'll bet you'd pay a lot to un-see what you saw![/QUOTE]I've only ever had 1 cash and dash which is pretty high on my list. Next would be a girl I saw who was very similar in size and nature to this girl Daisy. Then there is her.

I tried to touch a covered nonsexual part of her body for a "cop check" and she literally said "don't touch me stop touching me".

Doesn't get much worse. I hope some people see this and avoid her.

[QUOTE=Drakulashark;4607360]I have seen others post about Alena from mce doing her own thing. Found her website which is [URL]www.alenachicago.com[/URL] and set up a meeting for tomorrow for 90 minutes. Really excited because she was one of my ATL at mce. If this is her and all goes well I will report back.[/QUOTE]Please let me know how it goes. I am intrigued.

[QUOTE=Hard211;4607380]She has a husband also. First time actually paying for it in the States. What kind of trouble can I expect?[/QUOTE]If the husband doesn't know she's doing this line of work or doesn't like her doing this line of work comes to mind.

TGTBT right? If not, it's obvi that she is just in the pole position stage as all these pics are taken at a strip club. But the only Red Flag that poses a threat is that it's two different chics in the last two pics. If any gents have had experience. Please share as this is my NY resolution! [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/42264237/8722542757[/URL].

[QUOTE=CityRat;4607463]Anyone else seen her?[/QUOTE]I've actually spoken with her on the phone. Sounded nice enough. No luck in setting something up. She went silent.

[QUOTE=FlyingMachine;4589690]Can you PM me marta's contact?[/QUOTE]Anyone know if Marta is around? I tried her former number and it is disconnected. If she has new contact info, I can not find it.

[QUOTE=TheBlackDot;4607631][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/ivy-marie-63[/URL]

And her Twitter:

At therealivymarie.

She looks pretty hot. Damage not too bad either.

BBBJ? DFK? MSOG? Anyone know if she does those?

Other deets would be appreciated too. Ty.[/QUOTE]She's legit. MILF type with nice body, yes to bbj and msog, Greek also included, unsure about dfk, can be a little crazy, but good service.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/female-escorts/1665406[/URL]

Anyone seen her? She works out of the same apt that macie does.

[QUOTE=TheBlackDot;4607631][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/ivy-marie-63[/URL]

And her Twitter:

At therealivymarie.

She looks pretty hot. Damage not too bad either.

BBBJ? DFK? MSOG? Anyone know if she does those?

Other deets would be appreciated too. Ty.[/QUOTE]Yes, she is a lovely woman. I'm not sure about msog but yes to the others. The BBBJ was especially enthusiastic.

[QUOTE=Bsuh69;4608234][URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/female-escorts/1665406[/URL]

Anyone seen her? She works out of the same apt that macie does.[/QUOTE]Most those pics are from 10 or 12 years ago.

This one has been posting for at least the last few months, but I haven't seen any info on her. I'm tempted to take the dive, but might as well ask if anyone else here has tested the waters already. If so, typical questions are all I have: her rates? Is she a time waster / rusher? Is she worth seeing? Etc.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42497323/[/URL]

This one was a weird experience. We met on a whim after another provider flaked on me. She was the girl in the pictures, which to me was pretty hot. Had a nice enough location near the cross streets listed in her ad. $. 25 for a hhr, but said bbj and GFE was extra. 25, so rate wasn't bad at all. Gave better than average bbj and proceeded to ride, do doggie, and missionary, but was never really into dfk or even light kissing to be honest. All in all I would've felt pretty good for her base rate. After I finish and am trying to get dressed, her roommate barges in on me and is rushing me to out, before I'm even dressed (pretty over the top too). She annoyed the hell out of me, but was also pretty attractive, and well aware of her roommate's work, making me think they might work together. Even though it was out of the ordinary I found myself kinda turned on, so I messaged her back later about doing a double session but never heard back. I'm not sure if this review is a good one or bad one, but thought I should share regardless.

[URL]https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/872-205-9477/1/5241616[/URL]

[QUOTE=Bsuh69;4608216]She's legit. MILF type with nice body, yes to bbj and msog, Greek also included, unsure about dfk, can be a little crazy, but good service.[/QUOTE]I thought she was kinda young.

About how old do you think she looks?

[QUOTE=ImNotKevin;4607500[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42494614/[/URL]

Rarely do I or would I ever go so far as to bash a girl. This girl is one of the top 3 worst experiences I HAVE EVER HAD in this hobby.

Let me list her qualities. Short almost midget status. Grumpy. Irritated. Almost dictatorial in the way she commands you to do "get on the bed" "get comfortable". Lies that she will do BBBJ over text to bait you over. Unenthusiastic. Terribly scarred all over her stomach chest and torso. Not nearly as airbrushed as her pictures. Small flabby butt cheeks.

She comes off as if she is doing you a favor. Will say "I only do missionary". Has a horribly swollen and fishy smelling vagina. Will keep going on about "not wanting to catch something" so you have to keep your hands OFF of her.

I didn't even bother trying to do the deed. 1 minute into a lackluster and zero effort angry faced CBJ I said I was ready. She laid down and I was so disgusted I just left. Once I started getting dressed she tries to have a conversation with me about the weather.

The only good things I can say is she has nice tits and the incall location is awesome.

Don't go see her. Blacklist her. It is not worth your time. I repeat. NOT WORTH ANYBODYS TIME.

If her ad disappears. She has videos posted on EB and comments saying "what happened to her stomach?" She is blond.[/QUOTE]I'm glad to have read your report. I thought it was me. This one has just about soured me to the entire hobby. I saw her in Skokie and a very nice hotel. She is tiny and does have big boobs but that attitude just sucked.

Most of the providers do their best to make you feel comfortable, this one does not. I opted for the HH and because I like to DATY I asked. That will be $20.00 more she responded. Well in for a penny in for a pound. You are correct the VijayJay did not smell or taste too good. She finished me by hand and I left.

On a different note does anyone know what happened to this one [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/38910030/2242456691[/URL].

She was cute and friendly. I miss her.

Had a dream with this one last week, CBJ $120 for qv greek is on the menu for up charge. She looks better in person was a little spacey and confused about donations and service, I wanted a BBBJ which she said she offers in the qv price but then whn we start she says no BBBJ the up charge to BBBJ was $300 I declined, and proceeded with the CBJ it was decent and she was nice got into it can DT but not for very long or hard. Says she doesn't rush but set a timer for 20 min. Says she likes doing Greek and actually prefers it. After we got done tells me she used to be on H but is clean right now, & we all know that's not tru LOL over all decent exp I might repeat. Says she knows rubyredlexi on listcrawler

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/42451060/8153395418[/URL]

[QUOTE=RonM;4607869]If the husband doesn't know she's doing this line of work or doesn't like her doing this line of work comes to mind.[/QUOTE]Ron he very likely knows from what was mentioned how it was mentioned, but I still think in the back of my mind I am going to get shot and end up on the news "Local Man Makes Decisions with penis, Learns to Regret It". That sexual jealousy is a powerful thing in guys. I mean I would feel hurt, betrayed and maybe ready to kill somebody. Thinking with a penis has a powerful effect on the mind because those cuck porns show up in my mind and I think "Nah, he gets off on it and is totally cool with another dude fucking his girl. " Then logic kicks in and says you are going to pay to get shot to death. There is so many things that could go wrong with this hobby in the States. I'll keep thinking about it and reading the forum.

I know this is not the infamous LARA & OLA from the old NG when I saw them last before they left she told me that they both will be back sometime in March or April but can anyone confirm if she is new NG? Anyone have info on her services / rates. I am going to try to and set something up for next week hope she does BBBJ.

773-xxx-1938.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42544554/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Hard211;4608908]Ron he very likely knows from what was mentioned how it was mentioned, but I still think in the back of my mind I am going to get shot and end up on the news "Local Man Makes Decisions with penis, Learns to Regret It". That sexual jealousy is a powerful thing in guys. I mean I would feel hurt, betrayed and maybe ready to kill somebody. Thinking with a penis has a powerful effect on the mind because those cuck porns show up in my mind and I think "Nah, he gets off on it and is totally cool with another dude fucking his girl. " Then logic kicks in and says you are going to pay to get shot to death. There is so many things that could go wrong with this hobby in the States. I'll keep thinking about it and reading the forum.[/QUOTE]I laughed the whole time I was reading this. Thanks!!

[QUOTE=TheBlackDot;4608456]I thought she was kinda young.

About how old do you think she looks?[/QUOTE]Sorry, I use MILF for anyone in mid thirties and up, I would guess she is early to mid thirties, so it's probably a stretch to call her one, that being said, she's definitely good looking with a nice body.

[QUOTE=Hard211;4608908]Ron he very likely knows from what was mentioned how it was mentioned, but I still think in the back of my mind I am going to get shot and end up on the news "Local Man Makes Decisions with penis, Learns to Regret It". That sexual jealousy is a powerful thing in guys. I mean I would feel hurt, betrayed and maybe ready to kill somebody. Thinking with a penis has a powerful effect on the mind because those cuck porns show up in my mind and I think "Nah, he gets off on it and is totally cool with another dude fucking his girl. " Then logic kicks in and says you are going to pay to get shot to death. There is so many things that could go wrong with this hobby in the States. I'll keep thinking about it and reading the forum.[/QUOTE]If he tolerates or doesn't like her doing this line of work, I know he likes the money she's making.

[QUOTE=BruceWayne01;4608917]I know this is not the infamous LARA & OLA from the old NG when I saw them last before they left she told me that they both will be back sometime in March or April but can anyone confirm if she is new NG? Anyone have info on her services / rates. I am going to try to and set something up for next week hope she does BBBJ.

773-xxx-1938.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42544554/[/URL][/QUOTE]She is using Ola's old number and staying at their last place (Lawrence and Harlem). Service is basically the same, but not as enthusiastic as Ola and Lara's. There is another girl staying there too.

[QUOTE=DrakulaShark;4607360]I have seen others post about Alena from mce doing her own thing. Found her website which is [URL]www.alenachicago.com[/URL] and set up a meeting for tomorrow for 90 minutes. Really excited because she was one of my ATL at mce. If this is her and all goes well I will report back.[/QUOTE]Was it her.

[QUOTE=JJames2011;4609027]I laughed the whole time I was reading this. Thanks!![/QUOTE]Funny for sure. Though if you hear anything about Katrina or know how to search for a review of hers on here or elsewhere let me know. [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/42173397/8722100015[/URL].

I'm used to the Belgium experience as I had some business there in Brussels several years back and it was simple, clean, competitive, gentlemen like. Here in the states its a freak-show.

[QUOTE=RomeoPapa22;4609272]She is using Ola's old number and staying at their last place (Lawrence and Harlem). Service is basically the same, but not as enthusiastic as Ola and Lara's. There is another girl staying there too.[/QUOTE]Is she hot and slim? She looks to be hiding a baby damaged belly.

I'm usually not into BBW, but for whatever reason, I will go in for BBW Blondes.

Has anyone seen these?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42565370/[/URL]

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42343341/[/URL]

Also wondering if anyone has seen this redhead?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42564250/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Lukkylou;4609387]Is she hot and slim? She looks to be hiding a baby damaged belly.[/QUOTE]I see.

OK I'm liking her more and more by the second.

Oh and the Greek included thing. You mean included as part of her usual routine? Or extra?

[QUOTE=PunkAsFuck;4608389]Yes, she is a lovely woman. I'm not sure about msog but yes to the others. The BBBJ was especially enthusiastic.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a keeper.

[QUOTE=RomeoPapa22;4609272]She is using Ola's old number and staying at their last place (Lawrence and Harlem). Service is basically the same, but not as enthusiastic as Ola and Lara's. There is another girl staying there too.[/QUOTE]Was the damage the same for her as was Lara / Ola??

[URL]http://chicago.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/new-pics-outcall-only-availa/111140945370[/URL]

I did a late night rush of seeing a new random girl. Landed on this ad. She was pretty fast with her response, and I got her on the line real quick. Because of my mindset, I had totally forgot who I contacted. Long story short, I was surprised who showed up when the uber I sent arrived. These pics are recent. That is for sure. But camera magic was for sure at work. Lighting and whatever fat girls use.

She comes in for the outcall and just gave off a energy she did not do this often. I can work with that. I engage in small chit chat with her to relax her but that was still a icy going. I get undressed and tell her to start the process of what we met to do.

The smell from this girl when she took off her pants was far to horrible. I almost forgot every other detail because of it. I tell her and collect the money I gave to her. She was not happy but after I escorted her to the door, she ralaxed and pleaded with me to get her another uber. That would be dumb. Gave her $20 and pointed her to the main street to catch a taxi.

Avoid.

If you are not going to listen to my review, her price was $120 for HH. I would rather not talk about this encounter again.

Melaine is back in an upscale hotel near O'Hare (I enjoyed the freshly fried potato chips in the lobby on my way out, LOL). Navel piercing is healed, but still expresses discomfort if you go deep. I'm not at all a big guy, buts she's very petite. Would def recommend seeing her while she's still here. Just keep in mind, she's the cautious type. Updated link posted below. Pics are accurate. Even prettier in person. Previous review attached.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42502279/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Insidioso;4572357][URL]https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/40916739/[/URL]

Hot little Melanie Monet is in a nice upscale hotel in El Grove Village visiting from California til mid week. 120 qv all covered, no GFE. Looks even better in person. Was very cautious about giving out her location and room, then kind of had a bunch of rules that I didn't mind myself, but may be an issue for some. I offered to shower first, but said she doesn't let guests use her shower. Also wouldn't let me go deep. Finally, she has a fresh belly button piercing, so no pressure in her stomach. Those are the cons, but they didn't bother me, since I'm a sucker for young, pretty hotties. On the plus side, she's beautiful and has a really cool, outgoing personality. Really easy to talk to and I wouldn't mind spending longer times with her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RomeoPapa22;4609272]She is using Ola's old number and staying at their last place (Lawrence and Harlem). Service is basically the same, but not as enthusiastic as Ola and Lara's. There is another girl staying there too.[/QUOTE]I saw her last night. Disappointment. I also saw her last August (had I recognized her I would not have set it up). Read my post #10203 here[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?5225-Escort-Reports&p=4429366[/URL]#post4429366 and I will also post a new review today.

She is staying with Sylvia whose pictures are not accurate.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/miley-monroe[/URL]

Anything?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=JJames2011;4609788][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/miley-monroe[/URL]

Anything?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]She has not logged into Tryst since last July, her twitter has been erased, and her instagram is private. That kind of makes me think she may not be very active.

[QUOTE=JJames2011;4609788][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/miley-monroe[/URL]

Anything?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Miley is legit. Saw her maybe a year or two ago I think? Maybe above average looks and performance wise but not enough for me to go back.

[QUOTE=ImNotKevin;4607500[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/42494614/[/URL]

Rarely do I or would I ever go so far as to bash a girl. This girl is one of the top 3 worst experiences I HAVE EVER HAD in this hobby.

Let me list her qualities. Short almost midget status. Grumpy. Irritated. Almost dictatorial in the way she commands you to do "get on the bed" "get comfortable". Lies that she will do BBBJ over text to bait you over. Unenthusiastic. Terribly scarred all over her stomach chest and torso. Not nearly as airbrushed as her pictures. Small flabby butt cheeks.

She comes off as if she is doing you a favor. Will say "I only do missionary". Has a horribly swollen and fishy smelling vagina. Will keep going on about "not wanting to catch something" so you have to keep your hands OFF of her.

I didn't even bother trying to do the deed. 1 minute into a lackluster and zero effort angry faced CBJ I said I was ready. She laid down and I was so disgusted I just left. Once I started getting dressed she tries to have a conversation with me about the weather.

The only good things I can say is she has nice tits and the incall location is awesome.

Don't go see her. Blacklist her. It is not worth your time. I repeat. NOT WORTH ANYBODYS TIME.

If her ad disappears. She has videos posted on EB and comments saying "what happened to her stomach?" She is blond.[/QUOTE]Thank you for this report. I was seriously considering seeing this girl, as I like them small in stature. I have Limited hobby funds, and really hate to waste them on a bad experience. You saved me on this one. Thanks again.