Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OhioRich;4662814]Hello my Baltimore brethren. OhioRich here, originally from Ohio, I now reside in 804, VA. I have a fetish for older providers. I'm probably the only guy who would complain when the woman is 20 years younger then shown in the AMP's ad. So, when I had a chance to travel through Charm City I looked at the reviews here and it looked like this place was just what I was looking for: 60+ supplementing their meager Chinese retirement account. I'm all in. Actually, a couple of the reviews here stated the provider was 60+. Imagine my disappointment when, to me, I put her in the early 50's / late 40's. But, hey, any port in a storm.

She's no CMT, but hey, her massage was pretty good. And, the handy at then end really hit the spot. She knows exactly why every guy walks in there and she's OK with it. Often I read a review where the provider has an attitude and I avoid those places -puts a real bummer on the session. This was a jolly (not to) ol' woman who was a hoot. If I had met her in the line at Publix I'd be asking her out. I'll pick an older provider with a great attitude over a young filly trying to just turn me around any day. 60 for the 61 minute hour and she was happy with the 40 tip. I had to hunt around for the place (doesn't show up on google maps). I don't want to break any rules here, but as other reviews have stated, it is on E. Furnace Branch RD, half-mile east of RT 10, on the left when you're traveling east -shares a building with an upholstery place.

And, to provide some info about where I reside, River City. When you plan a visit here, you don't need to bring any extra cash because the chances of leaving happy at a RVA AMP is between zero and zero. The local authorities are happy to play wack-a-mole with any providers that break the rules. You'd think we were in the middle of the Bible Belt. A place like this wouldn't last a month. Enjoy your good fortune, my fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]Being someone of your kind. The older really get me LOL. Try for FS next time. It can be had and is a good time. You have to just work for it alittle.

Recently saw they went black. Was my usual place to go to as they treated me well. Any news on what happened? Haven't seen anything about it. And even more so, anyone know MMS from pre-2018 and if she's gone anywhere local? She treated me very well in past and sadly, I went on vacation right before she left (so I was gone about 2 months before I found out she moved on). She always had quality girls.

But since Laurel closed out, decided to take a look back at silk. Been a good few years since I visited. Got Cherry first go. And as all the other reviews stated, quite the spinner. The next 2 times I went however, I got older gal with very big busty resume. Didn't catch her name either time as she wasn't really my type (older gal, little heavy). But no other choice as I didn't call ahead and apparently cherry was on vacay for a while. But she did have some large cans which she let me fuck and can't lie, it was pretty amazing. But from what I've read, silk is no FS and won't ever be. And now that Laurel is gone (which was my go to) I'm kind of lost on where to go. I used to be a reg at RL, but stopped after Jenny left (few years now). Now, I highly doubt any would recognize me there and I'd need to rebuild a rep (which I'm not sure I even want to). Could use some good suggestions at this point as I'm not sure I want to commit to silk (good quality, but not great rewards for loyalty), and RL takes a good few times before they trust you (and then it's mostly older). And lately, haven't found the 'independents' to be very good either. Most usually rush and offer half of what they state (if even). Not to mention the constant bait and switch.

Check out either Cherry or Rising Sun in GB, both offer FS and right next door to each other.

[QUOTE=Rikken12;4667667]Recently saw they went black. Was my usual place to go to as they treated me well. Any news on what happened? Haven't seen anything about it. And even more so, anyone know MMS from pre-2018 and if she's gone anywhere local? She treated me very well in past and sadly, I went on vacation right before she left (so I was gone about 2 months before I found out she moved on). She always had quality girls.

But since Laurel closed out, decided to take a look back at silk. Been a good few years since I visited. Got Cherry first go. And as all the other reviews stated, quite the spinner. The next 2 times I went however, I got older gal with very big busty resume. Didn't catch her name either time as she wasn't really my type (older gal, little heavy). But no other choice as I didn't call ahead and apparently cherry was on vacay for a while. But she did have some large cans which she let me fuck and can't lie, it was pretty amazing. But from what I've read, silk is no FS and won't ever be. And now that Laurel is gone (which was my go to) I'm kind of lost on where to go. I used to be a reg at RL, but stopped after Jenny left (few years now). Now, I highly doubt any would recognize me there and I'd need to rebuild a rep (which I'm not sure I even want to). Could use some good suggestions at this point as I'm not sure I want to commit to silk (good quality, but not great rewards for loyalty), and RL takes a good few times before they trust you (and then it's mostly older). And lately, haven't found the 'independents' to be very good either. Most usually rush and offer half of what they state (if even). Not to mention the constant bait and switch.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rikken12;4667667]Recently saw they went black. Was my usual place to go to as they treated me well. Any news on what happened? Haven't seen anything about it. And even more so, anyone know MMS from pre-2018 and if she's gone anywhere local? She treated me very well in past and sadly, I went on vacation right before she left (so I was gone about 2 months before I found out she moved on). She always had quality girls.

But since Laurel closed out, decided to take a look back at silk. Been a good few years since I visited. Got Cherry first go. And as all the other reviews stated, quite the spinner. The next 2 times I went however, I got older gal with very big busty resume. Didn't catch her name either time as she wasn't really my type (older gal, little heavy). But no other choice as I didn't call ahead and apparently cherry was on vacay for a while. But she did have some large cans which she let me fuck and can't lie, it was pretty amazing. But from what I've read, silk is no FS and won't ever be. And now that Laurel is gone (which was my go to) I'm kind of lost on where to go. I used to be a reg at RL, but stopped after Jenny left (few years now). Now, I highly doubt any would recognize me there and I'd need to rebuild a rep (which I'm not sure I even want to). Could use some good suggestions at this point as I'm not sure I want to commit to silk (good quality, but not great rewards for loyalty), and RL takes a good few times before they trust you (and then it's mostly older). And lately, haven't found the 'independents' to be very good either. Most usually rush and offer half of what they state (if even). Not to mention the constant bait and switch.[/QUOTE]I too would like to know what happened. I really enjoyed going there and always had consistent service. Hope all is well.

Long time lurker of the form. Had some information that I felt I needed to share. Went by 7111 and while I left fully satisfied it seems I also left with ringworm.

Long time lurker wanted to share. Went by 7* left fully satisfied but took ring worm with be. Be careful.

[QUOTE=McMuffins;4618681]Just curious. Have any AA guys actually been successful with ads that stated no AA? Or did you just not bother?[/QUOTE]I've been successful a few times, everytime to be exact. I've only done it about 4 times. When they say no AA, what they really mean is no thugs or hood dudes. I sound "White" on the phone so I don't raise any flags.

Baltimore such a weird location imo.

Sore from work I need an actual good rub.

Do I hike it to a NOVA thai? Travel time plus expensive for what you get. But it Is a good experience.

Do I hit one of the Laurel establishments? Good rub / non granny provider is a toss up, plus a bit expensive.

Or one of the glen burnie granny gangs?

It seems the indy providers never returned from the purge.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;4676322]Baltimore such a weird location imo.

Sore from work I need an actual good rub.

Do I hike it to a NOVA thai? Travel time plus expensive for what you get. But it Is a good experience.

Do I hit one of the Laurel establishments? Good rub / non granny provider is a toss up, plus a bit expensive.

Or one of the glen burnie granny gangs?

It seems the indy providers never returned from the purge.[/QUOTE]Cherry the spinner at Silk gives a near therapeutic massage. Then the usual silky finish.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;4676322]Baltimore such a weird location imo.

Sore from work I need an actual good rub.

Do I hike it to a NOVA thai? Travel time plus expensive for what you get. But it Is a good experience.

Do I hit one of the Laurel establishments? Good rub / non granny provider is a toss up, plus a bit expensive.

Or one of the glen burnie granny gangs?

It seems the indy providers never returned from the purge.[/QUOTE]There's a spa place near the MD / DE (Elkton) border that opens till 12 AM. It is managed by the same crew that did the AAMP scene in Laurel / Silver Spring area. It's too bad they don't come here anymore.

[QUOTE=AirRade;4680016]There's a spa place near the MD / DE (Elkton) border that opens till 12 AM. It is managed by the same crew that did the AAMP scene in Laurel / Silver Spring area. It's too bad they don't come here anymore.[/QUOTE]You must be talking about Candy!

I know it sounds silly but I feel like there are changes in behavior during a panic when the best course of action is to wash your hands and not touch your face.

Has anyone noticed less traffic at the AMPs and CAMPs due to coronavirus? Anecdotally it seems less busy to me.

Chinese restaurants are citing loss of business. Corona beer sales are lower [URL]https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/americans-are-avoiding-corona-beer-amid-coronavirus-outbreak-survey-finds/[/URL].

[QUOTE=DCHung;4683765]I know it sounds silly but I feel like there are changes in behavior during a panic when the best course of action is to wash your hands and not touch your face.

Has anyone noticed less traffic at the AMPs and CAMPs due to coronavirus? Anecdotally it seems less busy to me.

Chinese restaurants are citing loss of business. Corona beer sales are lower [URL]https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/americans-are-avoiding-corona-beer-amid-coronavirus-outbreak-survey-finds/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Funny you mentioned that as I made that prediction in a PM yesterday this might just be the last nail in the coffin. First case I here of in Flushings and I am getting worried.

[QUOTE=DCHung;4683765]I know it sounds silly but I feel like there are changes in behavior during a panic when the best course of action is to wash your hands and not touch your face.

Has anyone noticed less traffic at the AMPs and CAMPs due to coronavirus? Anecdotally it seems less busy to me.

Chinese restaurants are citing loss of business. Corona beer sales are lower [URL]https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/americans-are-avoiding-corona-beer-amid-coronavirus-outbreak-survey-finds/[/URL].[/QUOTE]The article about Corona beer had me laughing.

I can understand the concern about AMPs and Camps, but I doubt the risk is that much higher than any lady you visit in the hobby. The ladies we see have close personal contact with many men in a day. The more men a lady sees, the higher the risk of catching something including corona.

Decided to get a massage at the place on East Furnace Branch in the Burnie. Just east of route 10. It doesn't really have a name and the storefront barely has a sign that says it's a massage place.

The mamasan speaks a tiny bit of English and it appears there's a new provider there. LuLu left. But the new provider has a similar build / age and skills. Which is to say she's pretty sucky at massages, but moves to the fun stuff pretty fast. I've been there a few times, so perhaps the mamasan put in a good word for me. 0. 4 for 30 minutes. Left a nice tip for a nice experience that left me with a smile on my face. She has a pretty nice body. I'm guessing mid-to-late 30's. Perky C cup. Very clean and smelled nice.

I'll only add that this place is really strange. Very little privacy, but not many people go there, it seems. I think there's only one room and it only has a curtain on it for privacy. When I got there, they were prepping the room after the prior customer. Nothing worse than hearing your provider gargling with mouthwash while you're in the waiting room (ha). I don't want to make assumptions, because I have no idea if she does CIM.

This place is hit or miss depending on who's there. Can't complain, though. Just keep expectations low. At worst, you'll get a cheap crappy massage.

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;4633167][URL]http://baltimore.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/therapeutic-cuddling-bodywork/079057567534[/URL]

As old reporters say, Don't waste your time with this one. I figured I'd give it a shot to see if anything has changed but, it was just an hour of basically her rubbing lotion on me. Not even a "accidental" graze of the boys. She wouldn't shut up the whole time LOL not teasing, no flirting, nothing at all.[/QUOTE]Did you get the cuddle massage? Or just regular.

[QUOTE=MichaelTaylor;4686156]Decided to get a massage at the place on East Furnace Branch in the Burnie. Just east of route 10. It doesn't really have a name and the storefront barely has a sign that says it's a massage place.

The mamasan speaks a tiny bit of English and it appears there's a new provider there. LuLu left. But the new provider has a similar build / age and skills. Which is to say she's pretty sucky at massages, but moves to the fun stuff pretty fast. I've been there a few times, so perhaps the mamasan put in a good word for me. 0. 4 for 30 minutes. Left a nice tip for a nice experience that left me with a smile on my face. She has a pretty nice body. I'm guessing mid-to-late 30's. Perky C cup. Very clean and smelled nice.

I'll only add that this place is really strange. Very little privacy, but not many people go there, it seems. I think there's only one room and it only has a curtain on it for privacy. When I got there, they were prepping the room after the prior customer. Nothing worse than hearing your provider gargling with mouthwash while you're in the waiting room (ha). I don't want to make assumptions, because I have no idea if she does CIM.As

This place is hit or miss depending on who's there. Can't complain, though. Just keep expectations low. At worst, you'll get a cheap crappy massage.[/QUOTE]Another monger recently reported this place as giving great service. My first impression going there over a year ago was not favorable and I just walked out. Things change so I thought to give it a try. Finding a closer place is always a plus for me. First time I called for an appointment. When I got there was told Lulu was still with a client and come back in a half hour. Then it was for another 15. Finally I got in. No privacy and mamasan stayed in through most of the beginning if the session. She said was training Lulu on massage. After the flip nothing happened. I hinted but no results. I was planning a tip but Lulu said no. I cam back another time and who; e Mamasan was not in the room like the first time, there was constant chatter between them through the curtain. Again on the flip nothing. Maybe it was me but for the way the place looks and for the lack of being able to make an appointment that they honor I will pass on this place again.

As always your experience may be better. I will stick with RL and more reliable places.

HK.

[QUOTE=Kev2333;4688433]Did you get the cuddle massage? Or just regular.[/QUOTE]Just the regular massage, she did tell me that for the cuddling, we stay fully clothed.

There is new talent at 5505, told me stays till April and that business has been low. Good signs: full time used, post-festivities the lengthy foot rub and helping you with clothes (appropriately deferential; also provided wechat) Nice body is plus. Damage $. 4 or $. 6 depending.

Chick in there will rush you and double park people. Been going there for years. I know the chick in there now. Plays games trust me. Demanded my money back when I was on the table and a monger was let in and I was told to wait. Amy plays games and will hurry you when she double parks mongers trust me. It's your money don't waste it.

[QUOTE=Fuzby69;4694267]Chick in there will rush you and double park people. Been going there for years. I know the chick in there now. Plays games trust me. Demanded my money back when I was on the table and a monger was let in and I was told to wait. Amy plays games and will hurry you when she double parks mongers trust me. It's your money don't waste it.[/QUOTE]May just been lucky (twice). Her wechat goes by sunny (in mandarin). There was an older gal before maybe that was amy. Anyhow could have been an x factor thing. Got lucky as well same weekend in youni in belair rd. Another wechat friend made that day. I am part hispanic so I tell them I'm from Malaysia seems to let their guard down after that. Chinese feel superior to Malaysians so I'm safe. Also use the words 'piao liang' at the right moment. Makes them smile.

Half hour massage was a 5 minute rub without oil followed up by a quick happy ending. 45/. 40 not worth repeating.

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;4633167][URL]http://baltimore.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/therapeutic-cuddling-bodywork/079057567534[/URL]

As old reporters say, Don't waste your time with this one. I figured I'd give it a shot to see if anything has changed but, it was just an hour of basically her rubbing lotion on me. Not even a "accidental" graze of the boys. She wouldn't shut up the whole time LOL not teasing, no flirting, nothing at all.[/QUOTE]I've been tempted to try her for a while since she posts her bare tits all the time. Guess since things never change.

[QUOTE=JonesApple;4695280]I've been tempted to try her for a while since she posts her bare tits all the time. Guess since things never change.[/QUOTE]She told me she can't figure out why guys come expecting "that type of behavior" and I' said well your pics suggest something fun is going to happen especially since you post on every adult site The guys use. And she said she gets reviews removed if she sees them.

She will take your money and smile! That's all your getting!

They went dark. Reopened. Anybody been there since the reopened? Curious minds want to know if they are worth a visit?

Thanks in advance- R.

[QUOTE=MDFootLover;4695453]She told me she can't figure out why guys come expecting "that type of behavior" and I' said well your pics suggest something fun is going to happen especially since you post on every adult site The guys use. And she said she gets reviews removed if she sees them.[/QUOTE]There's an infamous story on this forum about her not allowing a client to use the rest room when he needed to. It's probably in the Columbia / Jessup section, because that was her old stomping grounds. The word "crazy" used to come up a lot when it came to her. I wish Harford County good luck now that she's out there. They'll need it.

[QUOTE=BrokenArrows;4696098]There's an infamous story on this forum about her not allowing a client to use the rest room when he needed to. It's probably in the Columbia / Jessup section, because that was her old stomping grounds. The word "crazy" used to come up a lot when it came to her. I wish Harford County good luck now that she's out there. They'll need it.[/QUOTE]I don't think she lets anyone use her bathroom. Not sure what she's trying to hide. Also, she had this big smelly dog or dogs in the same room. It was a horrible waste of money.

Dear all, thanks for the tips over time, today had a good time at VIP. The prices can be NY prices, having partaken there in the past. But the quality was also comparable, drew Angie who is a sweetie. Damage $. 4 only because that's what I walked in with. For the full hour and services it can run from $. 9 to $$. 1 (50+ or 70+).

This place is back in action, new MMS. Went in for the hour, drew an unattractive granny. TS was nothing special. Massage was subpar. Flip came and a titty fuck was offered. I was very unimpressed so I just went for the standard HE finish. Damage was $. 5, . 7 to the house and. 8 tip. I literally was ready to go within 40 minutes. Mama noticed and made sure she introduced me to the two new girls on the way out. I met DeeDee, a cute petite spinner who's set of man mades justifies such a name. I was also introduced to Tina, another beauty who does not have as much up top but had a very nice shape overall. Then Mama walked me out and told me more new girls were coming this week and to make sure I come back. Happy hunting guys.

As always be safe, fellow mongers.

Sophia, maybe 40's cute, tight bod.

Boy I'm telling you menu is wide open.

Bought 30 minutes then negotiated extras.

Just what I wanted and needed.

[QUOTE=WillBarnes;4702083]Sophia, maybe 40's cute, tight bod.

Boy I'm telling you menu is wide open.

Bought 30 minutes then negotiated extras.

Just what I wanted and needed.[/QUOTE]Agree, I can hear her saying. "You take care of me. I take care of you".

[QUOTE=sTrain1;4702260]Agree, I can hear her saying. "You take care of me. I take care of you"[/QUOTE]Perhaps s a little bit more info on this Sophia please? Having trouble finding it.

[QUOTE=MrJusnupin1;4702502]Perhaps s a little bit more info on this Sophia please? Having trouble finding it.[/QUOTE]Harford Rd.

Dead Freddie's.

Fenwick bakery.

General vicinity.

Went by today and 2 cops in a dark blue Chevy caprice sitting out front. Saw their best. Was approaching and was going to knock when cop asked me what I'm doing. Told him nothing and he responded keep on walking. I live around the corner from there and had an idea the place was getting hot. They were busted when lulu ran the place. Just wanted to report to you guys.

Was just wondering if AMPs were offering lower prices due to the CV crisis.

I know this msm very well and wanted to see one of her girls and was told she was isolated at an address that I know. Said it was in reference to the virus. Definitely concerned for my health now. Some how I'm going to get checked out. Will report back. Play safe people.

[QUOTE=DeCoria;4704662]Was just wondering if AMPs were offering lower prices due to the CV crisis.[/QUOTE]NO discount. But upon leaving. You have your choice of a bottle of water. Or a roll of singly ply toilet paper.

Looks like game over, guys. All the establishments I frequent have closed and many of the providers have returned to NY to be with family and friends.

No one knows how long this will last or if business will ever return to normal.

In the meantime, stay safe. Your health is all you've got.

An excellent explanation of how the coronavirus works:

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