Massage Parlor Reports

Dear god, my friend went here. He clearly didn't get lucky and get the girl everyone's talking about (it'd be easier if someone asked her name) My friend got the hr with table shower. The table shower was short and disappointing. She used a loofah which fell apart halfway through. My friend doesn't know if he got the full hr but he honestly wishes to God the lady shorted him, because he's too nice to say anything. He says her hands were rough and course like sandpaper, and that it felt like a coal miner or a lumberjack was giving him a massage. Her name was Wendy. Do not let Wendy give you a massage, my friend was about to ask if a bullet to the head was on the menu, it was that bad. He says he feels like he needs a shower.

[QUOTE=OldNomad;5921854]Dear god, my friend went here. He clearly didn't get lucky and get the girl everyone's talking about (it'd be easier if someone asked her name) My friend got the hr with table shower. The table shower was short and disappointing. She used a loofah which fell apart halfway through. My friend doesn't know if he got the full hr but he honestly wishes to God the lady shorted him, because he's too nice to say anything. He says her hands were rough and course like sandpaper, and that it felt like a coal miner or a lumberjack was giving him a massage. Her name was Wendy. Do not let Wendy give you a massage, my friend was about to ask if a bullet to the head was on the menu, it was that bad. He says he feels like he needs a shower.[/QUOTE]We all need to make note to stay away from Wendy if it's that bad. Wow.

[QUOTE=OldNomad;5921854]Dear god, my friend went here. He clearly didn't get lucky and get the girl everyone's talking about (it'd be easier if someone asked her name) My friend got the hr with table shower. The table shower was short and disappointing. She used a loofah which fell apart halfway through. My friend doesn't know if he got the full hr but he honestly wishes to God the lady shorted him, because he's too nice to say anything. He says her hands were rough and course like sandpaper, and that it felt like a coal miner or a lumberjack was giving him a massage. Her name was Wendy. Do not let Wendy give you a massage, my friend was about to ask if a bullet to the head was on the menu, it was that bad. He says he feels like he needs a shower.[/QUOTE]Sandpaper hands. Yep, that's the same lady.

From my tour of the local places there is nothing new. Tokyo has Tina and big boobs, AHC has Jasmine and Lala?(Linda) Orchid has Lilly HJN has Eva and Cindy and don't waste your time trying any on Williamson.

PM me if any of these have changed since the bus usually comes on Wednesday.

So I decided to call Lily garden today out of the blue to see if they were open, and they are. Not sure what happened but for a while they were always closed during regular hours. Has anyone been there recently?? If I don't hear back I'll check it out and report.

Also, I apologize tho whoever I didn't respond to in DMs. Every time I say seniors pm me for details, I get a flood of like 11+ different people in my inbox, it's exhausting. There are a lot of people who come out of the woodwork in dms I've noticed 😄.

Just went, same old same old, I walked out.

Apparently Rachel still works there but she wasn't there today.

I checked out the new girl at YJN. Gives a decent massage and everything is on the table. One of the better looking ones in the valley IMO, but still normal for valley standards.

I know it seems like I may be shilling for YJN because I post about them alot, but they are close-by to where I work, so I get to pop in there often.

I decided to search for all the various massage places nearby and fell upon Tai Chi Spa. I went by and there were two women. One was an older one most would be interested in, however, the other one looked fairly young. She was better looking than most I've seen at other shops. I did not partake however because the place looked a bit run down and sketchy to me. Also I was doing a tour of the AMPs out in that area and that was my first stop, if it was my last stop, I may have partaken TBH.

[QUOTE=SillyBill;5932515]I checked out the new girl at YJN. Gives a decent massage and everything is on the table. One of the better looking ones in the valley IMO, but still normal for valley standards.

I know it seems like I may be shilling for YJN because I post about them alot, but they are close-by to where I work, so I get to pop in there often.

I decided to search for all the various massage places nearby and fell upon Tai Chi Spa. I went by and there were two women. One was an older one most would be interested in, however, the other one looked fairly young.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I meant to type one was an older woman most would NOT be interested in*.

She did seem to be the mama-san tho, so she likely doesn't massage anyway.

[QUOTE=SillyBill;5932515]I checked out the new girl at YJN. Gives a decent massage and everything is on the table. One of the better looking ones in the valley IMO, but still normal for valley standards.

I know it seems like I may be shilling for YJN because I post about them alot, but they are close-by to where I work, so I get to pop in there often.

I decided to search for all the various massage places nearby and fell upon Tai Chi Spa. I went by and there were two women. One was an older one most would be interested in, however, the other one looked fairly young. She was better looking than most I've seen at other shops. I did not partake however because the place looked a bit run down and sketchy to me. Also I was doing a tour of the AMPs out in that area and that was my first stop, if it was my last stop, I may have partaken TBH.[/QUOTE]The new girl doesn't know how to massage only rub up and down. No teasing and doesn't allow touching during the rub. She has a nice face but hidden by mask. She's young and plays nasty rap music instead of the usual massage music.

On the flip goes right to negotiation for max tip. Everything's on the table but doesn't react and just waits for you to finish. Maybe a 7/10 but not worth a repeat.

Will be at Lexington this weekend. It seems only AMP there is Orchid. Wondering how are the ladies there recently? Thanks.

Not that it does locals any good, but I wanted to recommend an AMP / provider in the Fredericksburg area if anyone ever finds themselves passing thru the area. Check out Cici Oriental Massage off Plank Rd, it's in a strip map behind Golds Gym. Ask for Lilly. She's drop dead gorgeous, amazing body & very flirty. Have visited her twice & had 2 great experiences. Table shower (with plenty of teasing) followed by a solid massage w / roaming allowed. No FS option that I'm aware of but she gives a very intimate finish with lots of oil & chest play. She blows away anything I've found on this side of the state. Definitely check her out if you ever have the opportunity.

Read the warnings but stopped by anyway this morning. Was met at the door by the one known as "rough hands" and damn, when she grabbed my hand to usher me into a room it felt like a farmer's hand. Told her I was just looking when I saw a rather young thin mid 20's girl come around the corner and I indicated I wanted to meet her. Rough hands kept trying to pull me into a room but the younger girl came and took me to a room. OK. Thought I was good to go! After I was ready and got the knock on the door, the girl comes in and starts adjusting the towel, etc and I turned and looked and it was another girl that I had not seen when I entered. I asked where the young girl was and got the babble as if she didn't understand. The bait and switch worked so I am posting as a warning to watch out. This girl was medium size with kinda short hair and said her name was Lucy. She insisted she would give a good massage so I went with it considering my current situational position on the table but thinking I had lost control of this but I had only booked half hour so I figured to with it rather than cause a scene. The rub was sufficient with little play, the flip was standard and UTC was allowed. Lucy is probably a B with small nipples and UTC on bottom revealed a slight Bush. Nothing else was offered or asked for as I was ready for this dream to be over and chalk it up as a no return. I know to be aware of games they play but the B & S has never been played on me at a AMP. Oh yeah. Standard. 4 tip but Lucy asked for more and I just waved her off and left.

Has anyone seen a new girl at AHC.

Just wondering if Jasmine is still there.

Roanoke is out of the way but would like more than Danville offers. I have never been to HJN but last few times at AHC haven't been great. I'm leaving soon, anyone have any good suggestions for AHC or HJN or ones to avoid? 'Any help appreciated, also on Danville!

I'm confused. Can someone in the know, clarify which Best on Williamson, or Peter Creek is the best?

I was planning to try a new AMP, and was considering these than stumble into the report and now not sure.

Thanks.