Massage Parlor Reports

On the forum, too much attitude frequently generates flame wars and pages of posts that really are not entertaining and provide nothing useful to those of us who actually enjoy the hobby.

I admit to a little attitude. And I also admit some complain my posts are verbose. However, some find my posts at least slightly entertaining as well as informative enough to go out and get a massage.

Now with regards to a great AMP visit, the attitude of the staff can mean the difference between a great visit and a lousy one. A provider can have great technique, be a model in appearance, but a poor or apathetic attitude kills the whole experience.

The MMS can be welcoming (think "Cheers") or a drudge (ok. Think Carla of Cheers).

If you drive into the sun in the evening and stop at a convenient nearby spring, you will find the place many of us know as the charming, Charmin SPA. A place where style and attitude is the best.

I now know the MMS and all the staff. Each lady a wonderful person. Each with the best attitude of any ATF I have ever named before.

For those who have not visited. GO. Don't worry about the name of the provider I saw this time, last time, or any of the times before that. They were different ladies. And each was lovely, skilled and provided me a superb massage experience.

For those that know this place. The weather is terrific. Go see your provider.

Details on today's visit

A non-standard day for me on a day that was very quiet for them. I was the only client from the time I arrived until I departed.

Today I got 63 minutes for my 60 minute appointment at standard NoVA rate for the hour.

Entrance: a bit public for some since the location is in a rather busy office/medical/lawyer type complex. Typical two door entry with buzzer on the inside. Nice sofa if you are asked to wait. But I've never sat on it (large candy dish near the door)

Score: 8/10

Studios: I think there may be as many as 6 studios. Very nice rooms with nice furniture, hangers, spa robes, and lots of clean linen/towels. Good, wide extra-firm tables (actually, I'd like a little more padding). Back walking rails. I was in studio 1 (which is my usual room)

Score 9/10

TS: the best TS facility in the area based on the other places I go/been. The TS I received today was excellent ++

Score: 9/10

Massage: very good lotion massage. Lots of elbow working the deep knots in my back. Great leg and neck work

Score: 9/10

Provider: Lovely, younger than some, flawless. Attitude. A wonderful person who treats me like I'm a wonderful person too. She also gives every indication of liking her clients and her job

F/B/A/S: 10/10/10/10

Overall everything: today's visit. 9

<surprise. I've been rating this place as 10/perfect. But today, my "attitude" was not as positive (no fault at all to the provider). So I deducted one for being me .

I believe in being nice to the ladies. So, I was nice with the tip, because without doubt, I want to see these ladies again, and again. And, they remember if you are a good client (fun and generous) and they remember if you are a cheap, tight ass. Either way they will take care of you, but I bet I get more pleasure from my visits because I am nice to them than others get who are crass, or stingy, or grabby, or otherwise unpleasant.

For those looking for info. It's here. For anyone wanting an argument. Look somewhere else.

Always be nice to the ladies

PA

PS – yes I know, I did not name the lady/provider – like I said, just go. Every lady who works here is worth her (very light) weight in gold.

[QUOTE=Banker Boy]I've never, ever agreed with this, and since 2004 I've always provided full identification of the spa and the provider and the services offered. Law enforcement's interest in the posts on this board are restricted to facilities opening up in spots they're not supposed to (e.g., next to a family dentist practice in Leesburg and next to a childrens' music clinic in Ashburn), and human trafficking. Over more than a decade (or two, I guess), Fairfax County has proven its willing to let AMPs conduct business in suitable locations.

Go to your AMPs. Publish your experiences here, and don't be afraid to name names. There's nothing you have to divulge that law enforcement isn't fully aware of (excepting the above).

Best regards,

Banker Boy[/QUOTE]In a nutshell, this is exactly the reason I quit giving reports because of people like Banker Boy. He's closed as many AMPs as the LE.

[QUOTE=Banker Boy]I've never, ever agreed with this, and since 2004 I've always provided full identification of the spa and the provider and the services offered. Law enforcement's interest in the posts on this board are restricted to facilities opening up in spots they're not supposed to (e.g., next to a family dentist practice in Leesburg and next to a childrens' music clinic in Ashburn), and human trafficking. Over more than a decade (or two, I guess), Fairfax County has proven its willing to let AMPs conduct business in suitable locations.

Go to your AMPs. Publish your experiences here, and don't be afraid to name names. There's nothing you have to divulge that law enforcement isn't fully aware of (excepting the above).

Best regards,
Banker Boy[/QUOTE]
Not sure what you're trying to say, all of NoVa places are in office centers with family dentist practice, or children learning places, or your personal CPA, or whatever. It depends on state and county. Look at PWC, LC. They say they don't want that there and they'd do anything to get it out. But you have to remember that there were only handfull of places in both counties. FC on the other hand, there is so many places that it would cost double or maybe triple of the other counties to close all of these places down. Plus FC is mainly HJ,you could find some places with FS offer, but it's rare.
Like many people said, LE is fully aware of it, they read this and other sites with reviews and once they get enough comlaints, enough of reading juicy reviews some idiots have to say online, they decide to go in and close place down. In my opinion, mentioning name of the place is no harm, but saying that "Yoyo" sucked my dick until I came in her mouth and she swallowed and I gave her 80 for that is.

[QUOTE=Banker Boy]I've never, ever agreed with this, and since 2004 I've always provided full identification of the spa and the provider and the services offered.[/QUOTE]This is much appreciated. I too strive to provide information specific enough to be useful without being graphic enough to draw a lot of attention. When I can't understand a vague report I usually ignore it. If I have to spend two hours researching to discover the name of the spa based on a combination of its Latin name and an obscure song reference from the 1960s or some BS, why even report? Furthermore, if this research is possible for anyone, why would it stop LE from doing the same?

My understanding is the point of this forum is to provide a way to focus the discussion and help guys find the best spots to get whatever in particular they may be looking for.

It's pretty likely that LE knows most of what's going on at any given establishment and largely tolerates it until they get enough complaints. Or the place consistently goes above and beyond the norm.

If I had to guess, I would say less than one out of every 100 members of this forum has anything to do with LE. Probably a lot less than that and more like 1 in 1000. If less than 1% of the forum is trouble and we treat it like half of the members are LE, what's the point of a forum?

In my limited experience here it seems like every other thread becomes an argument about tipping or who may or may not be LE monitoring the board. Though I realize I'm only adding to the problem at the moment I hope we can refocus the discussions where they should be. Hoepfully I'll have some spare cash next week and something productive to contribute.

Just RTFF back a year or so and you will see the same tired old arguments. Let's DROP all that crap and post some information!

Sheesh!

JJ

[QUOTE=Notronmexico]This is much appreciated. I too strive to provide information specific enough to be useful without being graphic enough to draw a lot of attention. When I can't understand a vague report I usually ignore it. If I have to spend two hours researching to discover the name of the spa based on a combination of its Latin name and an obscure song reference from the 1960s or some BS, why even report? Furthermore, if this research is possible for anyone, why would it stop LE from doing the same?

My understanding is the point of this forum is to provide a way to focus the discussion and help guys find the best spots to get whatever in particular they may be looking for.

It's pretty likely that LE knows most of what's going on at any given establishment and largely tolerates it until they get enough complaints. Or the place consistently goes above and beyond the norm.

If I had to guess, I would say less than one out of every 100 members of this forum has anything to do with LE. Probably a lot less than that and more like 1 in 1000. If less than 1% of the forum is trouble and we treat it like half of the members are LE, what's the point of a forum?

In my limited experience here it seems like every other thread becomes an argument about tipping or who may or may not be LE monitoring the board. Though I realize I'm only adding to the problem at the moment I hope we can refocus the discussions where they should be. Hoepfully I'll have some spare cash next week and something productive to contribute.[/QUOTE]

Went to a place in Merrifield about a week ago. Young girl, mid 20's. Amazing, PM for details.

Anyone know where I can find a nuru massage?

Sadly I haven't had much time - and money - to partake in this hobby but Thursday I found myself around the Best area. I have rarely been disappointed in this place which is probably why I don't find myself venturing as much as I did in the past. S*z* gave an amazing backwalk, a standard finish. and a little more massage afterwards.

FBAS: 6, 8, 8, 9.
.8 + .6 (because I thought the massage was stellar), and my stay was exactly 1 hour.

This forum is useless now! I had to go back FOUR screen to find any solid info and even then did not see the name of the establishment anywhere!

I understand discretion as much or maybe more than anyone but this has gotten to the point of simply not being any value at all.

At least NAME THE ESTABLISHMENT in your postings!

It looks like we have turned into a bunch of old women sitting around bitching about everything and not saying anything!

I am about to visit a NoVa establishment - not sure which one yet but when I return I WILL name the facility.

JJ

I phoned them first and asked if they were busy and she said not busy and come on over!

So I did!

Rang the buzzer and she came to the door saying there would be a fourty minute wait.

It took me only 5 minutes from my phone call to ringing the buzzer!

I will not try there again!

JJ

And the MAYOR has spoke............

Check out CL Therapeutic.

There is a lady who advertises Nuuurvana.

Maybe she is being subtle?

As I walked out of an amp,3 people walked in.One was already there and two walked in from different directions in the hall.Were you in the parking lot watching the door when you called?

I visited Orient this weekend. Angie (MMS) was happy to see me.

She introduced me to a "new girl" (at least to me). A nice lady of appropriate proportions and a bright, pleasant face. Her name is Jenny.

Entrance. Standard rate $80 for the hour.

A fine TS (although I like longer washing than some).

A good massage.

All relaxed when I departed about 55 minutes after I arrived.

Standard tip for the pleasant almost hour.

I like repeating here, but I am currently visiting other establishments more often.

JJ. This post is for you

Everyone. Be nice to the ladies!

PA

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I phoned them first and asked if they were busy and she said not busy and come on over!

So I did!

Rang the buzzer and she came to the door saying there would be a fourty minute wait.

It took me only 5 minutes from my phone call to ringing the buzzer!

I will not try there again!

JJ[/QUOTE]
As AMP veteran you should already know that when you call and ask if they're busy, the answer you get is ALWAYS "no today very slow, stop by now honey". They want all the customers and all the money they can get and figured once you're there, you may be willing to wait.
Over the phone you should ask who is available for time when you get there and make appointment if that's your first visit and for repeated visits just call to make appointment. Avoid any other questions.