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My second time meeting this Thai / Filipina spinner. She does not come around often and usually only stays for a few days. She alternates between this and dancing on the West Cost.

Getting in touch with her is a challenge, and dealing with her can be a little bit of a pain in the ass because of her flippant attitude (classic stripper mentality). She seems like the type that can't focus or concentrate or gets bored easily; definitely a party girl but I didn't get into all that.

She's much easier to deal with once you get through the door. She is attractive, small and has a petite but curvy figure. Ass is near flawless and her kitty is a wonderful sight to see. $. 4 for 30; For the half I pounded her right up to minute 29.

I wish I had asked about a shorter stay, because although her services were good, they were strictly non-GFE. She is worth seeing at least once, but I'd ask to see if she offers short stays.

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;2143692][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/first-day-gorgeous-sexy-young-asian130-nuruvideo-proof-646-2584914-21/14644969[/URL]

Needed a good rub and figured I'd give this a shot, I initially just wanted a massage but since I couldn't find a therapist in a timely fashion I went for this one. Asian ad's are always a gamble in NoVA and I speak from experience (sadly no reviews to back up this claim however). Anyways I went to the one above and surprisingly enough this wasn't some old 40+ year old woman touted as a young 20 some which was really nice. She was easily late 20's with an incredible body. Nice outfit on upon arrival. She gave a light massage, certainly nothing I would call nuru though, she at the very least kept an interested attitude and gave a decent GFE. She was clean and smelled good and as far as I could tell took care of herself which was nice. You never know with these Asian ad's, most of the time you get some struggling 40+ year old woman desperate to make a dollar or a FOB that came over with a visa and is being exploited.

She's supposedly Chinese but she could pass as a Korean, very pretty face, looks like one of those Korean pop singers or whatever. Decent overall, nothing to complain about, would I go back again?. Ehhh probably not. If your into cute Asians that aren't Americanized this be the one for you.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry, I missed something. Young, cute face, nice body, GFE, clean, and smelled good. Your review was all positive except for the nuru, but you say you probably won't go back. I'm just curious as to why, since most of us would love to have an experience like yours.

[QUOTE=Utwogood;2144284]I'm sorry, I missed something. Young, cute face, nice body, GFE, clean, and smelled good. Your review was all positive except for the nuru, but you say you probably won't go back. I'm just curious as to why, since most of us would love to have an experience like yours.[/QUOTE]I apologize for my report being confusing, Nuru from my experience mongering in Thailand over the years has been a full deal thing. What she provided was Nuru-light if you can even call it that, she hardly worked her body and didn't do what she was supposed to. Not that I cared at all because while I initially went in for a massage, I knew the ad was hardly advertising a massage so it was more of a wham bam thank you ma'am kind of deal.

I won't go back because I get bored easily and while I think the overall experience was above average for an Asian spinner, the chances of getting the same girl and or same service is probably null in NoVA, from my experience at least. I also tend to skip the Asian ad's, but this was an exception that day.

However that being said, I think for those on these boards seeking a decent cute / clean GFE Asian would absolutely enjoy the girl I had.

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;2143692][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/first-day-gorgeous-sexy-young-asian130-nuruvideo-proof-646-2584914-21/14644969[/URL]

Needed a good rub and figured I'd give this a shot, I initially just wanted a massage but since I couldn't find a therapist in a timely fashion I went for this one. Asian ad's are always a gamble in NoVA and I speak from experience (sadly no reviews to back up this claim however). Anyways I went to the one above and surprisingly enough this wasn't some old 40+ year old woman touted as a young 20 some which was really nice. She was easily late 20's with an incredible body. Nice outfit on upon arrival. She gave a light massage, certainly nothing I would call nuru though, she at the very least kept an interested attitude and gave a decent GFE. She was clean and smelled good and as far as I could tell took care of herself which was nice. You never know with these Asian ad's, most of the time you get some struggling 40+ year old woman desperate to make a dollar or a FOB that came over with a visa and is being exploited.

She's supposedly Chinese but she could pass as a Korean, very pretty face, looks like one of those Korean pop singers or whatever. Decent overall, nothing to complain about, would I go back again?. Ehhh probably not. If your into cute Asians that aren't Americanized this be the one for you.[/QUOTE]No matter what they say in the ad, real nuru will never be an option because real nuru requires extra supplies and effort that these Asian places are not equipped or motivated to provide. The nuru verbiage is nothing more than a gimmick to get you to make the call. What you will get is a roll of the dice as to the provider you see and the service you get. In your case, it seems the roll came out OK. But you could call that same ad tomorrow and have a completely different experience (and provider).

For example, here are 5 nuru ads that were all posted on BP within the space of a couple of minutes:

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town-young-asian-real-photosandvideo-japan-maid-129-nuru-347-6547636-22/13360094[/URL]

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-face-asian-hottie-130-nuru-japan-petite-real-video-proof-347-3995352-22/14464224[/URL]

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/angel-face-young-asian-real-picsandvideo-128-nuru-special-347-2516765-22/14682855[/URL]

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/grand-opening-real-pics-college-asian-130-nuru-body-on-the-body-516-2057947-21/14691804[/URL]

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/first-day-gorgeous-sexy-young-asian130-nuruvideo-proof-646-2584914-21/14644969[/URL]

All the same type of ad (fake pics and nuru special), posted one right after the other, in different NOVA locations. Seems pretty clear that it's the same outfit and they probably rotate girls around the various locations as well as in / out of NYC. These are all high volume, high turnover operations and their focus is not on customer service or repeat business.

Like I said, you seem to have caught a good break, but that was just the luck of the draw. But if you really want a good rub with some extras, your best bet is to forget about the escort section and concentrate on the body rub and therapeutic sections. Also, doing some advance homework on good massage providers will give you more options to choose from when you need to find a last minute masseuse.

For the record, here's she is:

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexi-brunette-diana-visting-special-for-today-holyday-29/14861195[/URL]

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2140578][URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/seductively-latina-32/3883855[/URL]

Diana is an older (40 ish?) provider originally from Colombia. I saw her several years ago and, although her service was fine, I didn't find her particularly attractive. Maybe she's had a makeover since then but looking at the pics on her ad I'm doubtful. The top and bottom pics are her but she's been using those exact same pics for years. The middle pic is a total fake and is not an accurate representation of her body type.

I'm glad Yankee had a good session but based on my experience I wouldn't give her such high marks. Of course, as with most things, YMMV.[/QUOTE]

Jessica is back and with a new number. I saw her last time she visited. Since the pics are real I decided to try her for the hour with msog. Well she complained the entire time, tried to rush me and eventually we negotiated for the hhr because she couldn't handle my size.

She's hot but she won't provide what you discussed.

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[QUOTE=Mongeroose;2117464]. . . . If no one bites I will likely TOFTT. Any recos on the best AMP left in the 95/395 corridor are also appreciated. Thanks. -Mo.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/bbw-offering-sensual-relaxing-massages-23/14768498[/URL]

BBW offering Sensual Relaxing Massages.

Hello.

I am offering a bunch of diffrent massage packages for the month of June.
....

Email massageandmore2009 at gmail.

.[/QUOTE]I would be EXTREMELY cautious with this advertisement. Provider exercises no discretion on emails, to the degree that showing up for anything would implicate you should LEO be on the other end of the email. Provider is not interested in arrangements without explicit choice of something on menu. That is a big giant red flag.

[QUOTE=Yankee1234;2144587]For the record, here's she is:

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexi-brunette-diana-visting-special-for-today-holyday-29/14861195[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry brother Yankee but for the records those are not the real pics of Diana that is being reviewed here. The real Diana is the link brother Jmsuttr provided with blond hair and red top, except add the normal 10-15 lbs around the midsection. At least that was when I saw her a couple years ago. IMO face was pretty fugly but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Good luck out there.

[QUOTE=SSmitty8;2145020]Sorry brother Yankee but for the records those are not the real pics of Diana that is being reviewed here. The real Diana is the link brother Jmsuttr provided with blond hair and red top, except add the normal 10-15 lbs around the midsection. At least that was when I saw her a couple years ago. IMO face was pretty fugly but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Good luck out there.[/QUOTE]In fairness to Yankee, the link he posted is of a new latina Diana who apparently is also from Colombia. I posted the link for the old Diana because she was the only Colombian Diana of whom I was aware.

Don't know if new Diana will be sticking around or just visiting from time to time. Her 786 number suggests she's from S. Florida.

Of course, had Yankee posted the new Diana's ad link in his original review / report, all the confusion could have been avoided.

Plus her photos are fake, and she heavy. And unfriendly and stays at a cheap hotel by Fair Oaks. What a disappointment. Save your money.

[QUOTE=SSmitty8;2145020]Sorry brother Yankee but for the records those are not the real pics of Diana that is being reviewed here. The real Diana is the link brother Jmsuttr provided with blond hair and red top, except add the normal 10-15 lbs around the midsection. At least that was when I saw her a couple years ago. IMO face was pretty fugly but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Good luck out there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marv10;2145378]Plus her photos are fake, and she heavy. And unfriendly and stays at a cheap hotel by Fair Oaks. What a disappointment. Save your money.[/QUOTE][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexi-brunette-diana-visting-special-for-today-holyday-29/14861195[/URL]

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Old number 702-721-9548.

Seems she lost a lot of weight but still has a big ass. Will try to venture out. Will post if things work out.

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Visited her in tysons, she is cool, decent BBBJ with facial.

GFE, not too much kisssing, her grill needs some attention.

She digs on mish and doggie.

Her attitude is real cool though, YMMV, however will not repeat, as there are more at the buffet.[/QUOTE]I've seen her a few times. She doesn't dig 69 either, claims her naval ring starts hurting. Overall though, she's a easy going attitude. Oral skills are a bit too toothy, but still a good time.

[QUOTE=Goheat;2146289]I've seen her a few times. She doesn't dig 69 either, claims her naval ring starts hurting. Overall though, she's a easy going attitude. Oral skills are a bit too toothy, but still a good time.[/QUOTE]Heat, I think her teeth so crooked because all her BBBJ's be teeth only. My loaf was out of commission for a few days after the last BBBJ I received. Wasn't that way my first visit a year ago. Think that mouth being worked out to much and jaws can't stay open. I was looking for a cut on the old loaf for three days afterwards it hurt so much.

[QUOTE=Metloaf;2146265][URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-redhead-mouth-watering-italian-dont-miss-out-visiting-24/15027710[/URL]

Old number 702-721-9548.

Seems she lost a lot of weight but still has a big ass. Will try to venture out. Will post if things work out.[/QUOTE]Hope she's got a friendly menu. Good luck!