Streetwalker Reports

Spent a little time looking.

First day I saw a dumpy blonde lady about 82nd and Oregon, but it was too early for me still. Later on I saw a couple of options on Sandy around 112th, and scooped Mya, a big, amazonian Indian girl from LA. She was all business, possibly not a junkie, said she had a room at Rodeway Inn nearby with no-one else in it, and wanted $60 for half and half. Wasn't impressed with covered BJ, CFS was never likely to get me there, pussy was as large as the rest of her. Still, she was reasonably nice and patient, and no sign of rip offs. Got a number for her, contributors can PM me.

Next day I wanted something a little more service oriented, but it was tough picking up. Pull into the lot next to them. They just stare at you. Pull up to them. They just stare at you. Had similar troubles in TX and FL sometimes. Eventually settled for Vanessa at about 82nd / Wasco, bigger lady, dark hair, again tried asking for $120 then quickly dropped to $40. Complained about BBBJ but did quite a good one, didn't want it in her mouth though. Got into it a bit with some digital persuasion. Got her dealer to pick her up from outside, so didn't have to take her back. Got a number, she thinks the Sarah I saw last year was a friend of hers too. If I get called back soon, might repeat.

Had a good time at Pirates Cove / Red Jug on Sandy too, but didn't quite get to asking any of the girls there for takeout.

ISW Amaya is well known. She was a Stark to Foster Walker for many years. Total pillhead and has been a no go for me for years, for no hygiene or other reasons, other than I always thought she was a boring, rush of a lay. She fucking hates me, flips me off sometimes.

[QUOTE=StinkyBalls;5597517]I disagree with you. The North has been busier that it has ever been and at any given time, there is a 50/50 shot that you will see SW within 500 ft the Klickitat 7-11 at any time on any given day. After dark the odds increase to 75%; and I am being conservative here. On my runs, odds are about 30% you will see a SW on Sandy between 82 and 122nd. I almost always see one between the pet hospital and Stark at any given time.

I don't know if it is a brilliant idea to I'd the mongers on the forum here. Some of us are still out here. Just sayin' bud.[/QUOTE]I never said North end wasn't "busier" than ever...it is...yet not in what I'd consider in a positive way. Maybe I should have replaced "decline" with "shit show".

Especially at Bagger's where it's a concentrated clusterfuck of obvious mongers & walkers acting idiotic most nights. It's been reported on by others so it's just not my opinion.

As far as your quoted percentages. I too see some most every time I pass through that area (except for Sandy which still sucks 99.9% of the time). That influx while encouraging at first has significantly soured this Summer.

Think about it, by the time you weed out the GPS outrageous quote all covered 20 minute car date walkers with that Stepford Wife vacuous stare who could give fuck all about good service, never mind the BSW & other flotsam washing up on Klickatat.

You're not left with all that much selection.

Quantity doesn't equal quality through my eyes. So I'm sticking with "decline".

As far as Rammer & I discussing other weird mongers on 82nd.

We've called out others before when they are obvious & drawn attention to others through their actions.

All of them are long gone from the avenue except "Dog Crate Dually Douche". He's been mentioned several times over the years & is a fucking danger to your safety with his attention attracting moves. Last time he barged in on one of my pickups he made such a fucking commotion the neighbors came out to observe. I stand by my doxing of his dumb ass.

"Some of us are still out there" made me laugh. I don't see many successes from you. Mainly comments & whinging about other's reports or opinions. Just sayin' bud...

How I operate, so North is mostly bust for me.

With a makeup overnight planned w/ the Barefoot Brunette tonight. Headed out a little early JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper# between 6:45>8:15 since I knew I was going to end up on Brunette time whether I liked it or not SMDHS.

Empty all the way to Bagger's where its namesake was huddled up at closed restaurant fence.

Along with the usual BSW duo. For once refraining from corner waving & hanging back some in the shadows.

The above were joined by a trim BSW in mini & chrome heels. Can't comment on her looks as I only saw her nice backside leaning in the windows of interested cars.

Madison had a sturdy BSW in low boots & a short shirt substituting as a skirt on....meh.

Sandy upper produced one solitary PAWG blonde in boots & mini near the 112th 304 hotels...those Sandy Blvd. yawns started...

Parked at McFlurrie headquarters, texted where I was & I wasn't waiting too long. Thought I'd just entertain myself watching the show for a while until she showed up. In the almost thirty minutes I was stationary was deserted of all except the odd orbiting car...maybe it was too early...who knows.

My intended of the evening showed up late & appeared across the street looking too salaciously slutty to leave out there for more than a minute. So I had to scoop her up on Klickatat. As we pulled away she gave the returned BSW duo a friendly wave that was reciprocated. Inquiring about that she just said they were the "friendliest of all" & only ones had helped her out one night. I'll skip the story here yet had to ask if any of the others had helped her. A long pause before "all the others out there are....." until trailing off. "Are what" I asked & she said, "let's just say it rhymes with blunts". Changing the subject we headed South on a still empty avenue.

Another fun time was had by all & dropped her off at 9:00 for work.

Not much PPD SUV seen except on Sandy. The blue SUV U/C w/the old style Oregon plates pulled next to us at Holgate. One Clackamas seen by old insurance place.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt "Leftover Feelings" followed by James McMurtry "The Horse & The Hounds.

Safe recons & life.

For those that appreciate irony. Witness to a unique moment this morning. A 'rent this truck by the hour' adding a passenger at the bus stop right around the corner off 82nd on to Sandy. Hat's off to a true hero operating under both a shot clock and a game clock. That's pressure friends.

Great, funny post. I'm amazed by the desperation and stupidity concerning work truck Punters. Unemployment isn't conducive to successful pooning.

[QUOTE=MrSquick;5600826]For those that appreciate irony. Witness to a unique moment this morning. A 'rent this truck by the hour' adding a passenger at the bus stop right around the corner off 82nd on to Sandy. Hat's off to a true hero operating under both a shot clock and a game clock. That's pressure friends.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrSquick;5600826]For those that appreciate irony. Witness to a unique moment this morning. A 'rent this truck by the hour' adding a passenger at the bus stop right around the corner off 82nd on to Sandy. Hat's off to a true hero operating under both a shot clock and a game clock. That's pressure friends.[/QUOTE]Brilliant move IMO. Cheaper than an Incall and less suspicious park in a random area.

Makes me think that in warmer days getting a you-Haul might be a good plan. Roomy and no footprints on the POV windshield!

[QUOTE=Boomer14;5601123]Brilliant move IMO. Cheaper than an Incall and less suspicious park in a random area.

Makes me think that in warmer days getting a you-Haul might be a good plan. Roomy and no footprints on the POV windshield![/QUOTE]Definitely space for an enterprising entrepreneur with a budget to try harder (until it hurts) to outfit a box truck with some second hand furnishings and get on the road to success.

Pimp my ride just went to a. Whole. Nuther. Level.

[QUOTE=RipCityFan;5547185]This girl, in the pics, is the first I've seen that made me almost want to give this a shot. It's just, how on earth do you get the nerves. Just driving down 82nd makes me feel like the LE is watching. And I don't even goto 82nd for anything other than if I'm dropping off a friend or coming up from Clackamas Mall or something.[/QUOTE]You can do it. . read the posts here and there is plenty of material that talks about the dos and don'ts. Generally LE isn't really interested in this hobby. Don't be one of the.

Bad actors that everyone posts about, follow the basic safety rules and you'll be fine most often.

I had one time when I did get pulled over with an extra passenger in the car for some bogus reason I don't remember. Something like 'just checking cars like your description in the area'. That was a quick 1 minute conversation that started with her wondering if I was a setup. . established that I wasn't and we came to a quick understanding. Played it cool. Just being respectful and acting like normal people goes a long way.

I have been pondering getting back out there after a while in isolation for the past year or so. Doesn't sound like the selection is that great though.

Still the hunt is 1/2 the fun sometimes.

Thursday Afternoon:

Out doing some neglected work & personal errands. Last one was down Airport Way & after found me heading South up 82nd around 4:15.

Walking South between Prescott Sandy was a fine formed WSW brunette in the now de rigueur mini boots & short jacket. Attracting some attention I looped around to see her in 82nd/Sandy convenience store lot w/ two cars vying for her. Briefly window talking at one then moving on to the next which she climbed in.

WSW Denthead came out of Popeye's chomping away on some deep fried delicacy. At that moment in time she looked about as happy as a connoisseur of trans fat could be. LOL.

Bagger's was deserted of all except its namesake...

Sunny revealed one solitary BSW out early. Despite the darkening clouds I kept my sunglasses on to lessen the scarring to my eyes.

Depending on your pussy perspective Flavel Harney was on fire. Though maybe the fire you'd feel might occur sometime soon the next time you pissed.

At Flavel red light a bug eyed spun spinner blonde in ripped jeans & sneakers let me know she was available. A new one to the Hooterville crew.

Stuck at the Springwater Trail light when a familiar face crossed & asked me if I "wanted a date. Only forty bucks". Now I'll admit one seriously desperate night fourteen years+ ago I took Jacqueline up on her offer of a "twenty buck" date. Despite her ample tits & full bush the b/o with her clothes off then was fucking harsh enough to pivot to BBBJWS with her head hanging over the edge of my bed to facefuck her hard. She blew come bubbles out her nose as I unloaded a week's swimmers. Last time I saw her was 6+ years ago standing nonchalantly at Flavel intersection w/ her pants at her knees & shirt at her neck in rush hour traffic staring at cars. Her Risperdal prescription must have run out that day. Anyway for you more adventurous low budget types she's reappeared in jeans & orange striped sweater last seen heading to the insurance place camp waving her arms around.

The way you go for days without seeing anything South...then see some SW...then find a doe like Dania...then back to seeing nothing is baffling to say the least.

Another one of those days wasn't really paying attention to LE.

Recon Soundtrack: The Geraldine Fibbers "Lost Somewhere Between The Earth & My Home" followed by followed by Iggy Pop "Lust for Life".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8xVQ-AWcFY[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fWw7FE9tTo[/URL]

Friday Night:

Succumbing to a frisky Barefoot Brunette text copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # between 9:30>11:00.

First seen were a duo just South of Hong Phat. Sturdy light skinned or BSW in grey dress hanging with a dirty blonde half PAWG in rainbow shaded dress that cried out "Hello, welcome to the Spring Break Circa 1994 Bar & Grill, I'm your server".

The couple times I passed by one or the other was walking in at Ash.

All night Sunny area was deserted on several passes except for one skinny BSW in blue running shorts & heels getting scooped next to Pappy's.

In the shadows near pet hospital the same large body homely BSW was out staring at all cars. Arrggh...my yawns were in remission until then.

Bagger's was fairly subdued on my first pass. One thick & sturdy WSW blonde in pink pants. One trim BSW in black pants & heels window talking.

Sandy upper # still sucked on my one & only loop that direction...

Did some Grotto>Stark laps & saw nothing new.

Right about 10:45 did one last pass around Bagger's. The previous inhabitants were gone & replaced by a short wide body WSW w/ streaked hair in jeans & hoodie. Also window talking was who I thought was ISW GPS & pill addled Amaya...yawn...I didn't bother to investigate closer.

Since McFlurrie lot was full & Bagger's action was boredom personified. We parked down Klickatat some around 10:45+-. Passed the time watching various rats scurry across Klickatat to the copilots extreme interest LOL. I left truck idling & was listening to previously unreleased Coltrane disc. Was scrutinizing the liner notes while listening to various passages. My usual situational awareness was off & replaced by that Jazz geek mode I sometimes fall into.

There was some sort of incident that I didn't see or hear on 82nd that instantly had McFlurrie aficionados rapidly leaving. Within two minutes a good ten + PPD SUV in full code 3 mode had screeched to a stop & closed off 82nd North bound & McFlurrie entrance. With all the traffic North bound diverted right past me. Uncomfortable with all the eyes not to mention the odd PPD SUV coming down Klickatat. Went mobile again while calling Felice to let her know usual pickup spot was compromised & picked her cute ass up several blocks ten minutes later. Came down Prescott & 82nd Southbound was down to one lane open w/ fire personal treating one woman at 711 wall. Multiple officers looking around Northbound lanes & McFlurrie sidewalk w/ flashlights. Klickatat & 711 lot were full of more PPD SUV & personal looking around.

Whatever went down couldn't been that bad as didn't see any reports so still don't know precisely what happened. Just another Friday night on 82nd...

Never saw more than two PPD SUV out until Bagger's Bench. No Clackamas.

Yet another excellent overnight w/ the Barefoot Brunette. Made her some breakfast & dropped her off at work at 10:00. Some POV screenshots from video she shot.

Recon Soundtrack: John Coltrane "A Love Supreme Live In Seattle".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28FDmhoAV0M[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

The girl I have seen before was standing on the corner. By the old furniture store Colorful outfit. Older but watching cars. Not much else to see or say. A late cruise down 82nd yielded nothing but the very large SWs on the 7-11 corner. I hate that it gets dark earlier and earlier. I like to see what I am getting. Been scared a few times when she got to the window and OMG a Triple bagger, and I would not let that gums and busted off meth teeth near my worst enemy's pecker.

I am a lot more picky now. Not so much into the blow and go, As such. I am always looking on social media or the college girl who just needs a little help out. They are the best.

Later for now.

JCB to 122 Sandy. 12:45 PM. Either I'm bad at this (strong possibility) or all SW take a union lunch break. I did not see one single target. It was nice weather wise too. Plus side not one LE. Spotted.

One late & one recent.

Saturday Afternoon:

Was out between 4:00 5:00 usual quick JCB>82nd>Grotto between a grocery trip.

Fancy House revealed the older thinner WSW brunette I'd previously labeled "rode hard & put away wet" in knee sock shorts & sneakers. Not fooled in the daylight to loop around this time.

Hong Phat had a PAWG blonde in sandals & jean skirt showing off a tat on right leg along w/ some serious cankle action going. Last time I saw such swollen feet & ankles it was years ago when some idiot roofer failed to land an unintended two story landing on jobsite.

At Walgreen hedges was skinny WSW in tights & blue fur hooded jacket. Never got the best look at her as some obvious Prius punter scooped her after a cautious loop by her.

Bagger's had one BSW w/ nice legs & hair tightly held in bun w/ large blue scrunchie.

Spinner WSW "Wednesday Adams" was looking good in black dress & matching boots. Finally made a positive enough ID that this was not Ivey.

One homely younger BSW w/ some garter belt black patterned stockings inelegantly snapped to her bootie shorts. I'll give a few bonus points for her MacGyver attachment problem solving.

Nothing else seen...including PPD. The Fall leave colors were nice though...

Recon Soundtrack: Herb Pederson "Southwest".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBbgC2FRXdE[/URL]

Suffering from serious 82nd apathy along with some couch lock I skipped recons for a few days despite having the time...

Wednesday Night:

Copilot & I were at fishing buddy's place talking through upcoming weather & tides for a possible weekend Tillamook Bay salmon outing before mothballing his boat for the season. Heading home at 9:00 but decided a mid-week recon couldn't hurt.

At Flavel 7-11 caught a glimpse of red haired sturdy WSW in white mini, boots & black tights. Thinking this was the redhead I'd sporadically seen South decided to get some water. Water bought & in hand she'd moved closer to my truck. Definitely not the one I thought but she did engage with an offer of 80.00 in her nearby hotel. Not needing a case of Hep C w/ a bedbugs chaser I begged off to her bitchy snit response.

At Arts Center wall the dirty blonde half PAWG seen in previous report was working solo.

Sunny was deserted.

At pet hospital the same large body BSW was still staking out the shadows.

Bagger's revealed its namesake wrapped up in her coat.

Also entirely wrapped up (though in 3/4 plywood) was the 304 7-11. Wonder if that had something to do with Friday night incident that I saw while waiting for my regular? I didn't find any info about that over the top police presence.

Despite the closure there were a couple vying for patrons. One sturdy BSW in tan mosaic dress & boots. Another smaller mixed in jeans, hoodie & mask. Not much of an improvement over the usual BSW duo hogging the corner.

Sandy at 104th revealed a passable blonde younger WSW in jeans. She got scooped right at the Shell Station porta potty. LOL.

The remainder of Sandy Upper still sucked though.

A fine looking young LSW in mini & patterned tights above some fuck me heels jaywalked in front of the Evergreen. Got scooped by some pickup throwing all caution to the wind in the turning lane.

Bagger's had the same previously mentioned plus what I thought was the younger ASW I've seen out once or twice. The addition of more PPD SUV suddenly around stymying the nights investigation.

With crickets chirping in my head & on avenue headed for the barn around 10:30.

Recon Soundtrack: Billy Bang "Vietnam the Aftermath".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biGcO_QPjN0[/URL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R22OfE5R0_0

Safe recons & life.

Can someone share what happened. I was also shocked to see it closed. But sometimes these places do not make enough money and go out of business. What an interesting corner it is.