An out-of-towner's dream of Milk
I just wanted to write this note to thank all of you on this board for sharing so generously. Thanks to your helpful posts, my recent trip to Orlando included a great dream / visit to Milk, where I saw the wonderful Yumi. Most of what I experienced mirrors what has been written already, so I won't duplicate it here. However, there are a few things I think might be helpful for other newbies:
- When I walked in, there was a sign to the right of the inner door. I started to walk toward it to see if it was a price list, when mamasan called sharply from the window to the left, "Come over here!" Her voice was so authoritative, I obliged. I immediately handed her $200, and she took it without any comment, and then let me in.
- After she let me in, she took me to a little cube room with a red light and music, where I waited for 5-10 minutes. I could hear a lot of chatter on some sort of walkie talkie or radio from outside the room (or maybe a phone app?) while I waited. It seems like their security game is on point.
- I had a great session with Yumi. The prodigious use of mouthwash for both her and me was reassuring. But really, does anyone know if mouthwash prevents any STDs?
- The shower was everything that's been described. However, I thought the T in TUMA stood for "thumb," and was very, very relieved to discover that it does not!
- Back in the room, during the session, another provider came in and twerked a little. I think I was offered a four-hands session, but thought for my first visit, I would stick to just two.
- At the end of the session, Yumi kind of lingered for a moment as if she maybe expected an additional tip. I did not, but it felt awkward, as I thought the door price was all in, but I would have tipped more if I had known it was expected.
- I must admit, I don't really enjoy when providers help me dress after a session. It feels very colonial, patriarchal, and oppressive, and I don't appreciate the subservience. Am I the only one who feels that way? Maybe I'm too woke for my own good.
- I'm pretty sure the session lasted more than 45 minutes. It felt very un-rushed. I was in a daze when I left and never checked the time.
- I never park in the lot for AMPs. So, I parked on the street. When I left, there was a man standing next to my car on his phone. I felt as though he was trying to figure out if I was a customer at Milk. He was on his phone, and his voice sounded similar to a voice I'd heard on the walkie talkies when I was in the waiting room, so I don't know if he was some sort of security or what, but he made me anxious.
- There are quite a few other AMPs on S. Colonial. Are any of the others any good?
- The only downside to this trip was that Milk is quite far from where I was staying. Is there anything good nearer to Beachline Expressway or the airport?
Thanks again for helping an out-of-towner have a great time.