Massage Parlor Reports

Been on here about 2 months. First post here.

On Sunday I dropped the wife off at Mayfair and decided to get a massage. Seeing that it was close and I've read various reports I thought I'd give 71st and North a try.

Very similar experience to Noob a few posts down.

Arrived at about 1:15 or so. **** 30 ish woman in a mid-thigh pink dress guided me into the room. I got undressed, hopped on the table, no cover. She came in a minute or so later. I glanced at the clock quickly and it was 1:20. She covered me with a towel. I'm short at only 5'1" so the towel went from my shoulders to mid calf. I felt her kind of sit on the table then asked if Med Hard was okay. I said yes. I asked for her name and couldn't understand her. Sounded kind of like Rudy so maybe she picked Ruby.

She had good pressure with her massage. But she kept on adjusting the towel which was kind of annoying. But she eventually took the towel off or worked under it. I have an issue with my left rotator cuff. I can't keep my arm bent up towards my head for a long time. So I had to move it. She thought something was wrong and we went back and forth on her phone translator a bit before she understood I just needed to adjust my arm and she couldn't fix the pain in there. Had me flip and also did the facial / forehead thing. As happened to Noob. She offered me SS as well. I said No. That's okay. Paid 5. 5 and gave her 6.

I have been going to Amazing Massage from CL Therapeutic. Pay 5 and she always asks "You want oil" and makes me a happy camper every time. I think she was visiting China though as I didn't get a text back from her that morning.

Does anyone know were I can get a nuru massage and this area? If so you can send me a PM if you like. Also anyone ever go to the AMP on appleton ave in meno falls? If so what did you get there?

[QUOTE=NoobSftw;3230329]So I decided to go ahead and give it a go at 71st&North. Went well I think. Walked in, nervous as hell, [/QUOTE]Why would you be nervous about going to an AMP? It's a lot safer than cruising or seeing some provider.

I have posted a couple of times on here about Michele in Glendale. A number of you have asked for more info. All I can say if you love huge black tits and for want to leave happy I would say give her a call. Very clean apartment. No drugs. Non-smoker. . 5 for hh. . 75 for hr. Near I-43 and Good Hope. 414-XXX-8990. She got laid off from her job and is doing this just to be able to make a couple extra bucks.

[QUOTE=ACelticRogue;3235136]Went again, $60 up front for 1 hour. I went for the table shower, wich was nice. Lots of teasing, she asked "massage inside" and that ment prostate / ass play wich was nice. Got on the massage table and good back, shoulder and arm rub. Then more prostate / ass play! The flip and lots of great stroking. Hands were free to roam all over. Her bottom stayed on, but free to touch under the bra. I asked if any other services offered but she said no. Great happy ending, with hot towel clean up. She then massaged out the tension from each leg / thigh / calf wich was a very nice touch. I tipped her $60 wich it seemed she didn't expect but she did a great job. I will repeat again.[/QUOTE]This is similar to my experience (s) here as well, but I never opted for a shower. Didn't know they had them. I haven't been by this one in a while, been thinking of heading back.

[QUOTE=NoobSftw;3230329]So I decided to go ahead and give it a go at 71st&North.... (edited for brevity)

I enjoyed myself. Not sure if I will repeat, but I think the fog of war got in the way and may give it another shot. If anything, I felt I got a good massage and know-how for next time.

Didn't get a name. Shorter girl, long dark hair, looked maybe in her 30's. It was dark and I'm bad at judging. Haha.[/QUOTE]Yeah, this place is so hit-and-miss I stopped going altogether. Had a few good experiences here out of the gate, but then different results from different girls. I get the whole "You? No You?" dance that you might have to do when seeing a girl for first time, but jesus. I ended up getting stuck with the self-serve option while the girl does some weird, fast shit down there that is entirely unpleasant twice. After second misfire, haven't been back. Plenty of other places to check out that are much more reliable. Plus, this place is on a street that is ALWAYS crawling with families out for a walk. Traffic is one thing, but it sucks to wrap and hit the street and it's three different sets of Moms and Dads and fuck even Grandma is there out for a stroll past the AMP.

[QUOTE=OlderGuys2;3240220]Does anyone know were I can get a nuru massage and this area? If so you can send me a PM if you like. Also anyone ever go to the AMP on appleton ave in meno falls? If so what did you get there?[/QUOTE]Not in our area, but in Chicago. Sorry if it's off-topic.

I've noticed that the closure of the Backpage adult ads has brought out some intriguing options within the regular massage postings. I'd love to YMMV with this one, if they're genuine Euro girls and true to the photo's shown. If you dig around, you'll notice that these are the tip of the iceberg. I'm a Euro girl regular, if anyone is ever in the Chicago north burbs and is looking to compare massage notes.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nuru-body-to-body-by-french-russian-blond-sensual-massage/49286637[/URL]

[QUOTE=Acrovader7;3240397]Why would you be nervous about going to an AMP? It's a lot safer than cruising or seeing some provider.[/QUOTE]I read it as it was his first time there. Cut him some slack. I recall being nervous my first trip to an AMP. Its a new and different situation.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;3242555]I read it as it was his first time there. Cut him some slack. I recall being nervous my first trip to an AMP. Its a new and different situation.[/QUOTE]I wasn't aware anyone was being put on the spot. It's a legit question, what's there to be afraid of?

So within this last week I have been to meno falls and 211th & Capitol dr and both showed me on the phone before we started massage only and that's about what it was. Whats going on?

[QUOTE=OlderGuys2;3243856]So within this last week I have been to meno falls and 211th & Capitol dr and both showed me on the phone before we started massage only and that's about what it was. Whats going on?[/QUOTE]As with any AMP, did you go in nude? If they draped you, did you allow the towel to magically fall away if they did a sloppy job of adjusting it?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3241675]Not in our area, but in Chicago. Sorry if it's off-topic.

I've noticed that the closure of the Backpage adult ads has brought out some intriguing options within the regular massage postings. I'd love to YMMV with this one, if they're genuine Euro girls and true to the photo's shown. If you dig around, you'll notice that these are the tip of the iceberg. I'm a Euro girl regular, if anyone is ever in the Chicago north burbs and is looking to compare massage notes.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nuru-body-to-body-by-french-russian-blond-sensual-massage/49286637[/URL][/QUOTE]Would love to have some info on that ad you posted. Can you tell us what NW suburb she is in? Pictures real?

[QUOTE=Kampyone;3242555]I read it as it was his first time there. Cut him some slack. I recall being nervous my first trip to an AMP. Its a new and different situation.[/QUOTE]My first time I went in at 5 am after thinking about all night. It was at one of those 24 hour places. I pull in and was met by a young Korean knockout. I laid on this neatly maid bed that looked like it could be in a girl's sorority house. After a 2 minute lame massage she stripped and for a young inexperience boy, she had been the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen naked. I came within 30 seconds of her touching me. Back then we didn't have all the HOW TO instructions available because of no internet. In the old days we relied on ads in the Chicago Sun Times or the want ads in those hippie underground papers. A hundred plus AMPs later its not always easier unless its one I've been to many times before. With experience comes education. Education about sex slavery and human trafficking. I won't go any AMP that I don't know for sure that the girls there are there on their own will. I remember once one girl telling me she was scared and wanted help.

Has anyone tried Divine Sensations on Capitol drive in Brookfield, do they offer HE?

[QUOTE=OlderGuys2;3243856]So within this last week I have been to meno falls and 211th & Capitol dr and both showed me on the phone before we started massage only and that's about what it was. Whats going on?[/QUOTE]I have been to the one in the Falls and left very happy. Maybe it was just bad luck or your asking too many questions before you get in the room.