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I know her as Danielle. Could be wrong.
Out today I saw LSW Lowwider and a WSW Selfie ing near Sunny.
Stopped at the dispensary and the 5150 skinny street urchin that used to frequent Plaid near Duke flashed me her ass when I pulled away.
Swinging back through I saw her hitting the glass dick behind the hotel Holgate / 82nd. Crazy.
On sandy near the old furniture store about 107th or so. Sunday is when saw her again as well as quite a few other times. She wears stretch pants with wild paisley colors brown blond hair. Looks older Just there too often to be anything else.
Rain sucks. We need some nice SW walking weather. Cold makes them dress too stay warm and its hard to see what you are getting.
Stay safe out there.
ZaviJava, while I don't understand half the location descriptions, and don't really have the time and energy to pursue streetwalkers, I really enjoy your reports!
Well written, funny, and an opportunity to hear some music I haven't heard before.
Thank you, and keep's coming!
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5580872]A few late reports...internet around here was snail like or nonexistent until this Friday lunchtime add some work to mix & I didn't get around to posting until now.
Tuesday Commute:
While out doing some other shit did a quick JCB>82nd>Grotto>JCB look around 4:00>5:00.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z8qGzpIBuI[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhxmc4lAWrw[/URL]
Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]
I always see none near the 7-11 or threes. I looped around behind and an absolute smoke show in high heels and short black dress. This crew is rather attractive and while I see the reports of sightings I see no reviews. And I didn't take one for the team either.
[QUOTE=Harvey2;5586269]ZaviJava, while I don't understand half the location descriptions, and don't really have the time and energy to pursue streetwalkers, I really enjoy your reports!
Well written, funny, and an opportunity to hear some music I haven't heard before.
Thank you, and keep's coming![/QUOTE]Thanks & happy to hear some are checking out the off the beaten path music I listen to.
Been off the grid w/ favorite regular since picking her up Saturday night. So one late report & a short one for tonight.
Saturday Night:
With a long overdue overnight scheduled w/ Merry I was planning on my usual nap beforehand then heading out a couple of hours before the usual 11:00+- downtown pickup. Just settling into couch using the copilot as a footwarmer when the usual rendezvous was bumped up to closer to 9:45+-. Forgoing nap the copilot & I hit the avenue about 8:15 on the usual JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper # loop.
Empty until just past Taboo at Harrison a sturdy & thick BSW w/ frizzy hair was showing off a large sturdy no cottage cheese ass in tan bike shorts.
Bagger's Bench disclosed it namesake only so off to Sandy Upper # to see if there was anything up that way...there wasn't...
Heading South again it had livened up some in the fifteen minutes it took to travel Sandy.
Sandy Hill had a BSW in the shadows. All in black & short dress w/ fur topped short boots. Walking in very gingerly fashion for some reason.
Bagger's exposed a WSW long haired blonde w/ dark roots. Looking good in miniskirt, boots & dark short jacket. Since Klickatat was empty of circling traffic caught up to her just down the block. Another curb talker but was cute enough for a later time. I was denied a number "until after our first date"...arrrggh...at least she didn't ask for 20.00. As I tried to negotiate yet before I could throw her my number. Some impatient prick in jacked up white truck pulled up behind me & this douchebag lit us both up w/ all the candlepower his HID headlights & light bar could put out. I was fucking visually impaired for five minutes after your shit move...and never did give her my number...thanks for nothing fucker.
Sunny had awakened w/ some of the same old same old meh BSW or mixed BSW. One new addition in a slender younger geeky glass wearing BSW in slinky pencil skirt & heels.
Empty all the way to JCB & back to Sunny area where the pink pumps wearing nice legged BSW from previous report was out solo. No long dreads roly poly Tyrone out tonight w/ her.
Bagger's area had some more additions out...
Young LSW "Lowwider Two" was just North of Subway. She has such a pretty face...it's below the neck where my interest wanes.
I thought Angela from Rammer's & mine Fractured Hooker Tales was on the dark side of Sandy Hill but not exactly sure since I've not seen her out since pre pandemic days. If it was her she's plumped up noticeably. Despite my curiosity I passed by. She's a sweetheart so I always hate to beg off on dating her. Plumped up or not I'd bet she hasn't lost those exemplarity dick sucking skills.
Bagger's had a skinny legged bleached blonde long ass hair in mini & yet another black short coat. This SW attire combo must be some sort of de rigueur recently. I will say the thigh gap she showed while bending over to window talk was thoroughly impressive.
The above was joined by a BSW mixed or light skinned brunette in flowered knee length who I didn't get the best look at.
Both of the above had the 7-11 back exit alley blocked up while they lazily window talked in the operating room brightness lights back there.
I thought the cute young spinner WSW "Wednesday Adams" had appeared at corner as well. I just wasn't up to wading into that increasing clusterfuck on Klickatat. Still not convinced this could be LSW Ivey she just has more meat on her.
One WSW blonde showing off her PAWG ghetto ass in skin tight fractural patterned blue tights at the gas station. I want to say it was better than the other cottage cheese spotted recently...yet it's all the same visually in Zavi's world.
To my consolation almost immediately got the "fifteen minute warning Zavi" communique & headed downtown.
Some PPD SUV out & about. One stationary marked SUV in Glisan Park lot. The blue UC SUV w/ the retro Oregon plates was out some too. Only Clackamas seen were when I first went out.
Recon Soundtrack: Fred Neil "The Many Sides of Fred Neil" disc 2 followed by Jefferson Airplane "Bless it's Pointed Little Head". The Airplane version especially nails Neil's little folk song.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnk7mc9m1oo[/URL]
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltyjNjsz8UU[/URL]
Tuesday Night:
After a fine extended weekend w/ my favorite regular dropped her sexy self just after 8:00 tonight. Got to love the weekends when her roommates married boyfriend is around as I unexpectedly got a three night date. Weekends like this further lessens my minute animosity for roommate after she exposed us both to Covid earlier this year.
Needing some smokes headed North on the avenue as the rain picked up some. Since I hadn't touched tires to the avenue since Saturday out continued my Northern route.
Just past Burnside PAWG fuckwaffle Denthead was heading North waving at cars. And here I thought those EB ads outdated photos would keep her busy & off the avenue. LOL. For some reason even though she had a hooded raincoat on the hood was down. So tonight not only was Denthead....but Drenched Head.
Sunny was empty of the usual BSW behemoths. One trim WSW blonde in shredded black tights hooded jacket & heels was getting scooped in Sunny lot. Didn't get a good look at her in the gloom.
First behemoth spotted at Bagger's was the worst half of the thunder thighed BSW hog duo around recently. I thought they'd been sent to market. As I went around the block to scope out an umbrella carrying mini skirted knee sock wearing sturdy WSW blonde & mixed type thicker brunette in brown pants & raincoat also on corner.
As I wasn't really in play for company tonight I meandered down 81st, got passed by Washington plated older Jetta wagon. I thought for certain he'd engage one of the umbrella carrying ones. But noooo...he went for the wet pork BSW. It took some time for thunder thighs & him to seal the deal & Jetta to turn left...and yes...there was a definite & substantial lean to starboard in that Jetta as thunder thighs plopped that sloppy pork load in passenger seat.
Which gave the WSW time to spot the damp headed copilot hanging out the window. She came up to the passenger window showing off an impressive rack & cooed "she's so cute". Friendly with a cute face as we talked & the copilot insisted on more ear rubs. Turned down her offer to get in as she was just a tad past sturdy & after this weekend I was down for the count. We left it at "she'd be out all this week". Forget her name for some reason...though she remembered the copilots & said "hope to see your furry face soon".
The mixed type brunette was thicker up close & nowhere near as friendly as all I got from her was a vacuous heavy make up faced stare. For some reason she looked riskier than predicting what a Kardashians next face might look like. If that makes sense...
Started to shower erratically & harder. Headed for home.
Empty until just past Tired Feet where recent score Dania (report #4245) was heading South. She saw the truck & gave a low key wave & hopped in at Luther bank. In a half bitchy damp mood about slow night & cold. I let her warm up in the truck for a few & gave her a ride right to where she's living. Gave her the 40.00 in my wallet with the understanding it's for a future get together. Yeah...yeah...I know...but she's cute & I'd still like to coat her insides w/ my dead swimmers.
Some PPD SUV out on all compass points. Never saw a Clackamas.
Recon Soundtrack: Wayne Shorter "JuJu" expanded RVG edition.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soJvqZHSHxk[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
After a movie. I got the rare chance to run the strip. Pretty empty One girl at sunny mart figure looked good but could not exactly tell as it was dark and she was wearing a hoodie. Eyes met but not enough time to decide or turn around. Nothing till the New 7-11 near freemont. On the corner was the super heavy weight champions of the world. Enough leg thunder to scare off but the bravest of man. Counted three girls. One in leopard print spandex. OMG the fashion police should be out. One skinny. But not stopping for that drama group.
Left the area safe and sound. Vehicle was too full anyway with upcoming weekend project filling it front. Back side and rear.
More soon.
Love the beautiful Friday out.
I could report about the Punter who whipped around to get Wilbur at the Art Lofts, who curb stomped his tire and blew it out in the process.
Or the punter who picked up Skinny Sweaty Sarah at the Criddler 7-11, but I won't.
I will talk about the "You're all going to die" old dude I've seen out for years. He will be named Poltergeist 2 from her on out.
Anybody out on the Blade for more than a minute can place this dude.
Various vehicles through the years. Hissidic nose, white hair, out late, drives really slow.
Always wondered how Grandpa stayed awake. I've seen him pickup and drop off many times.
Funny story, I described this dude to Workingmans Friend and we laughed a little. She calls him the screamer or something like that. I guess his MO is to slow down and yell at Walkers. Makes sense.
Also came to know that he was once a well established Psychiatrist. And here's the punchline. Poltergeist 2 shoots dope into his dick.
Impossible for me to make this up.
Writing this I thought Where's he been? Wonder if he kicked the bucket.
Wednesday Commute:
In need of groceries & furnace filter headed out 4:30>5:30 JCB>82nd Parkrose hardware.
Empty all the way to Parkrose except for that BSW thunder thighed hog duo waving to all cars at Bagger's. You'd think that with the chillier weather they'd cover up. That extra blubber must insulate better than I realize.
On way back Sandy Hill at tree named hotel the sturdy BSW who seems like she just learning to walk was out in those same short fur topped boot augmented by a huge tan parka & mask.
Stuck at Fremont light a mask wearing BSW carrying large umbrella in blue short shorts & glossy black jacket stopped next to truck window & faced me despite the copilot hanging out the window. Pulling down her facemask to flash me a Colgate smile & giving me a better view of her chest under her open jacket surprised me as for some reason as most BSW back off at the copilot. Though not member of the undoable I begged off at her offer. As she walked South trying to keep those shorts from riding up further. She wasn't bad as far as BSW on the avenue are, yet the only thought in my head was "otay".
Denthead was heading South across from the pet hospital...involuntarily, I sped the fuck up.
At Sunny was pallid faced homely PAWG making excessive demands on structural integrity of her mom jeans. She reminded me of an uglier Rosanne Barr...yeech.
Deciding then & there installing my new furnace filter & unloading groceries was the more stimulating use of my time headed home w/ no other sightings.
Wasn't really paying close attention to PPD or Clackamas.
Recon Soundtrack: The Complete Aladdin Recordings of Art Pepper Volume One.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMLs5pPD3L4[/URL]
Friday Night:
Mindful of that dog chasing its tail recon mindset, skipped recons last few nights. Besides the copilot does more than enough of that for the both of us. LOL.
I did have an overnight w/ the Barefoot Brunette on the menu for tonight, but the little minx went radio silent around 9:30. Her loss as I'd baked some of my salmon & made a large pitcher of panty dropping margaritas.
Tonight being just as good as any to renew my search for a redhead regular for rotation so making the best of a nice night did two laps JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper # +-9:30>11:15.
Right out the gate a couple of Flavel fuglies were out.
WSW cackler crunt Rebecca was out in flowered onesie just South of Glisan.
Sunny corner had a couple out. One mixed sturdy BSW in short dress wasn't all that terrible...emphasis on the previous four words.
The above was hanging w/ PAWG dirty blonde in heels & short white skirt. Her face & legs were acceptable. Where I was having trouble was everything between. She was doing a brisk business.
Another of the meh heavyset BSW you always see out was near Multnomah & there come those damn yawns.
Bagger's yet again threw out (or is it threw up?) the behemoth BSW hog duo waving at cars & catching the pork pundits attention. Does it have to be said that if you continue to feed them they won't migrate go to greener pastures.
The long haired blonde WSW w/ dark roots that I talked briefly to last Saturday was looking good in pink sweater dress & heels...she was having a busy night.
Thought Sara #30 had ventured North into Bagger territory. Not sure w/ the large hooded parka she was wearing.
Young LSW "Lowwider Two" was near Prescott.
Another glasses wearing light skinned or BSW at the Sandy Hill was in patterned tights & ill-fitting artic like jacket. Ugly as sin & bouncing around the cars showing interest, I got a whiff of that sweet smell of psychosis.
Upper Sandy produced one trim BSW in shorts & heels showing nice legs. Another standing mid-block who despite showing interest refused to move out of the dark. I'm guessing there's a good reason for that stay in the shadows strategy. The middle of block planted policy...less sure...
Stopped at the high school park to let the copilot chase her tail some while I drained the margarita I'd finished earlier in the evening. Switching to seltzer I reconsidered visiting Baggers again, yet just headed South to stave off my impending boredom coma.
Just North of Glisan in the shadows at Oregon caught a glimpse of slinky tight dress wearing dark haired spinner LSW. Met me up block & did her business at window. Name forgotten as it reminded me of a Yankee Candle International collection scent that never made it past the focus group stage. Car dates only with another outrageous ask thrown out. It's too bad as she was cute w/ sweet ass & perky tits under that spandex dress. She walked off in a bitchy huff as only a young GPS entitled girl can but not before throwing out "vete a la mierda" over her shoulder. LOL...also her el chulo was keeping a watchful eye on her from 81st.
Giving up for the night I headed South for the barn.
At Knapp thought I spotted a dirty blonde WSW in tight jeans & low boots. Must have been a noncombatant as when I intercepted at next street positively got the "leave me the fuck alone" look.
At Checkered Flag spotted WSW Dania (report #4245) coming out in sandals, black tights & grey hoodie. A quick right into 711 lot & parked. Obvious to me as she walked by me startled her as I said is tonight "this time". Sexily shrugging she hopped in truck smelling of alcohol & said "you've already tipped me right". Smiling back at her leaned over to give her a quick kiss & got deep sloppy tongue in return as I reached between that thigh gap to rub the warmth there all the way to my place. With fire started & her almost killing the pitcher of previously made margaritas we soon were on the floor in front of the fire where between our newfound familiarity & insistent impulses I spread her legs wide nibbled & licked those lips w/ some G spot hooks + a FIA up that cute backdoor until she made stop to recover for a bit. Took a snack & drink break until the numbness in my mouth & tongue returned LOL. Some nice BBBJ w/ all the niceties until she climbed above me for some innovative teasing & dripping pussy slide that almost had me spewing. Finally sank herself on me & slowly writhingly rode me to her own rhythms until we'd both were satisfied. We both fell asleep for several hours under the covers until the copilot woke me up wanting space on the bed. Shooing the copilot away & worming my way under the blankets for some Zavi flavored DATY w/ FIA awakened her. Soon was pounding away in MISH & dropped another load of my dead swimmers deep in that slippery & grippy gash.
Made some coffee & breakfast for us both & dropped her off close to where I dropped her off a few nights.
Awake for the moment took the copilot for a 1000's acres sunrise solitary walk. Turned out to be even longer walk since the gates were closed & we had to park on the other side of eighty-four. Got home around 8:45 & went back to bed. LOL.
And yes...those screenshots from the video would have been better if the copilot was holding the phone. SMDHS.
Recon Soundtrack: continuing "The Complete Aladdin Recordings of Art Pepper" volume two & three followed by "New York Album".
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06iWvgRvBBQ[/URL]
Light PPD SUV out. No Clackamas seen all night.
A remembrance recon soundtrack musical montage to my recently deceased favorite uncle. Art Pepper was his favorite & greatest in his jazz lexicon. I remember him standing on his coffee table one especially liquid night to emphasize our friendly arguments about "greatest" alto players. I still won't admit to Pepper being the best but thanks to your passion I have come to appreciate him.
I let loose tonight in your memory.
This mortal coil is considerably less lustrous without you to brighten it.
You will be missed dude.
Safe recons & life.
Despite the nice evening stayed in Saturday night, I feel despite some recent good fortune I'm slightly burnt on the whole avenue. With nothing planned Saturday gave in to that malaise & got a hundred pages into a book I've stopped & started since fucking July.
On the way back from a late afternoon 1000 Acres copilot walk did hit Sandy>82nd>JCB around 5:00.
At the Sandy Hill a sturdier yet attractive blonde WSW was in bright red shorts & boots. Some large tattoos on left thigh w/ nose in phone though she did look up briefly to give me a subtle nod.
Madison area had a larger homely BSW in brown leggings.
To my relief...Bagger's was free of the terrifying pancetta duo...who says praying is ineffective? LOL.
One WSW long haired blonde w/ roots in slinky leopard patterned dress & blue jacket. SW pale yet cute but her nose was stuck in her phone. With the plethora of all these assembly line long haired blondes in the de rigueur short skirts & jacket I'm having trouble telling one Barbie doll from another. There seems to be not report good, bad or indifferent about any of them.
A little down Klickatat was a WSW brunette in glasses. At first thought the Barefoot Brunette was working (LOL) & was going to call her out on ghosting me Friday. Turns out was a different girl yet if I was looking I might have engaged. Plus the Barefoot Brunette has told me numerous times the area is untenable since the influx of non-locals & their management.
Contemplated some more recon yet I was starving since my almost nonexistent breakfast was over eight hours ago & thought of the pork loin I had soaking in raspberry & chipotle marinade (yes I see the irony in my meal choice tonight LOL). Headed South with no more sightings except for one of the 5150 Flavel fuglies shadowboxing the unknown.
Not much PPD SUV around or Clackamas for that matter.
Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead. Dick's Picks vol. 2.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mTXqrdlbrQN-Z7h-o-mn4GIFFUyaeJers[/URL]
Safe recons & life.
[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5592579]
Impossible for me to make this up.
[/QUOTE]
Still can't quite place that one RR described but here's some I nicknamed over the years.
Dog Crate Dually Douche:
This fuckwad drives a loud exhausted headache rack equipped dually diesel truck. Always had some large dog crates in the bed once or twice even had some canines in them. Always had some loud ass & shitty blaring music you wished his sometimes howling hounds would drown out.
Several times I'd have some pussy prospect walking in for me only to have this yokel coming in guns a blazing & cut them off to ruin my no eyes pickup & snatch them up.
Most of my encounters w/ this dipshit have been in the North end & for a while whenever this bozo was out, I'd head South.
He's still out in the north end at times. Avoid at all possible costs if you value your no eyes pickup mode.
Grandpa Glacier: Later changed to "Twenty Is Plenty".
Even before the 82nd speed limit dropped to 30 MPH. I nick named this one for his absolutely snail like pace from one end of the avenue circa 2016 2020.70's+- crusty beady eyed dude in beat up faded white pickup & most often than not towing a 20'flatbed low sided type trailer. Who in the king hell cruises for SW w/ that monstrosity attached?
Always out weekend nights. Never during the week.
When he spotted a walker he'd stop right next to her & talk to her though passenger side. Whatever his story or spiel was, it repelled SW like the plague.
One night he stopped curbside for Lexi from my report # 2178. Now anyone who had the pleasure of her company will attest to her level headed demeanor & friendliness.
Whatever he said to her repulsed her so much she recoiled back from the curb & started to walk quickly away then changed her mind & loudly chewed him a new asshole before disappearing for the night.
At subsequent light he pulled even w/ me & I glance over to see him nonchalantly take a swig of Rolling Rock while staring at me weirdly. Some pissing in the gene pool w/ this dude & he kinda' gave me the willies.
Only SW I ever saw get in his vehicle was Denise. No surprise there I guess. LOL.
One day he just disappeared from the avenue.
Turning Japanese:
This hyperactive horndog fool was around 2008 2010+-. Drove an always immaculately clean fart can exhausted wide tire lowered rice rocket Honda adorned w/ a Japan rising son flag decal on each fender. I'd actually admired the car as it seemed fast as fuck & it's well thought out subtle end result. Whenever I spotted him I always heard that 80's Vapors song in my head. LOL.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww[/URL]
I'd see him from Clackamas town center to Sandy but mostly in the South end when that area was fertile. Fairly benign but did have a propensity to barge into your scoop & sometimes follow you after the scoop.
I remember one night he out scooped me for Christy (FHT # 2490) one night. Later that night when I got her in my vehicle, told me he had a strong boob fetish & never wanted full service or even a BJ. She'd just pop out her boobs & he'd suck her nipples while self-servicing himself. Always was a very quick $60 for her without having to work too much. Also told me the few times she used her hand on him it was even quicker. The shit you hear from a regular SMDHS.
Anyway back to the story...
This was the period "J" (FHT #3643 & 3649) was without a place of her own & was spending all of her time at my place. She had a straight job near JCB. Our work timetables were different, so she'd take the bus in late morning & I'd pick her up around 7:00.
First heatwave of Summer & I'd working near Tabor w/ client who would occasionally draw out day w/ all sorts of remodeling insecurity & the like. This was one of those days & I started getting impatient texts from "J" w/ the last one saying, "I'm walking home". Finally extricated from client & headed South down 82nd. Around Powell I noticed boy racer behind me obviously on the hunt. He lag behind looking or turning in but not finding anything to his specific needs would soon catch up to me.
With him following me, as I passed Flavel spotted "J" walking South looking somewhat slutty in jeans/heels showing off her rack in tight top. She saw me & gave a wave. I decided to turn around in Standard lot, yet rising son decided that wave was for him & decided to intercept her in Area 69 lot. Now I'm not sure if he was blinded by her boobs...or what...but he turned right in front of a large 24' box truck heading North. That trucks driver side wheel rode right over that low obstacle easily & came to rest on his hood in cloud of steam & crumbled sheet metal.
Last time I saw him on the avenue...
"J" used to sometimes refer to her chest as "crash worthy" after that. LOL.
Safe recons & life.
Grandpa Glacier cracked me up. I know all those characters.
Area 69 took me back the Golden South Age. All the WSWs and PTers. Good stuff.
[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5597212]Grandpa Glacier cracked me up. I know all those characters.
Area 69 took me back the Golden South Age. All the WSWs and PTers. Good stuff.[/QUOTE]I knew you'd get a kick out of those three.
Area 69 was the Golden Age of the South.
As the North end is on a slow decline (my opinion) here's hoping the South will rise again.
Off to do some recon before Barefoot Brunette pickup at 7:30.
Now Playing: John Lee Hooker - "The Ultimate Collection" disc 1.
[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5597234]I knew you'd get a kick out of those three.
Area 69 was the Golden Age of the South.
As the North end is on a slow decline (my opinion) here's hoping the South will rise again.
Off to do some recon before Barefoot Brunette pickup at 7:30.
Now Playing: John Lee Hooker - "The Ultimate Collection" disc 1.[/QUOTE]I disagree with you. The North has been busier that it has ever been and at any given time, there is a 50/50 shot that you will see SW within 500 ft the Klickitat 7-11 at any time on any given day. After dark the odds increase to 75%; and I am being conservative here. On my runs, odds are about 30% you will see a SW on Sandy between 82 and 122nd. I almost always see one between the pet hospital and Stark at any given time.
I don't know if it is a brilliant idea to I'd the mongers on the forum here. Some of us are still out here. Just sayin' bud.
That guy in the white duellie is a complete asshat the speeds through backs streets and cuts people off I have had him try to pass me to cock block more than once.
He deserves to be outed for being such a douche.
And who is the douche that is telling the girls about the USA sexguide I have had more than one ask if I'm on there was even accused of being ZJ once this last weekend LOL.
[QUOTE=StinkyBalls;5597517]
I don't know if it is a brilliant idea to I'd the mongers on the forum here. Some of us are still out here. Just sayin' bud.[/QUOTE]