I'd let you use the boat for free
In summer, it is docked at the Bay City Yacht club. They have a yard behind with boats in winter storage. It is covered with blue plastic shrink wrap. There is a zipper opening hatch on the port (left) side. To get to it, you'll need to use the 12' ladder which should be sitting on the steel cradle supporting the boat.
Once aboard, the main hatchway is open to allow air circulation. A 1/2 dozen or so vents are located varios place in the shrink wrap. They let air in but not rain water, etc.
All of above is accurate from the last time I saw it in 2018 since the current owner purchased it from me in 2015. I was in the area and he wanted me to help with a diesel engine problem.
Of course, my offer to let you use it for free might not carry weight with the owner (or his wife). He paid me 35 K for it and I understand they spent at least 5 K on new upholstry, curtains and more interior decoration. It really looked sweet and comfortable. I never spent that kind of money on comfort or fru-fru stuff. Any money I put into it went for Kevlar racing sails at about $3 K a pop each.
As an alternative, I can let you use a facility on my property. It is an 8 x 10 shed behind my house. You'll have to move lawn mower, bunch of garden tools, several bags of lawn fertilizer and junk. I'm not certain how you could lie down or be comfortable. Maybe on top of the fertilizer bags. Just be careful, some are open and I fertilizer can burn grass if you put it on too heavy. I'm not sure how it would react on a wet kootchie or your junk.
I've enjoyed reading all of your posts. Some have some jewels of wisdom. Others are funny. I laughed out loud at someone describing a provider's ass at bumps on the sidewall of a tire.
I hope you got a laugh out of my post today as a my holiday gift to everyone. My (previously owned) boat really is in Bay City and you could use my shed but I'm guessing there won't be a long check in line. HA.
[QUOTE=Monger01;5127869]Being about $14,500 shy of buying myself a boat / motel am I the only one thinking Albert should rent his out to us by the hour? LOL.[/QUOTE]