Massage Parlor Reports

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[QUOTE=Subdude 7]I'm looking for a reasonably priced light touch massage with an enjoyable ending.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Subdude 7]I'm looking for a reasonably priced light touch massage with an enjoyable ending.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Pick up a "Reader" newspaper. You'll find them near the door of most coffee shops or book stores in Chicago and they're free. There are many massage providers in the services section. I know it's a hassle but you'll have to spend a few minutes finding the services section, and a few more minutes reading through the ads.

Good luck

Went to K-M the other day based on positive reports here. Asked who was working, I picked Julie since others mentioned her favorably. Place is hard to find at night, but I like AMPs to be low-profile. Well, once I've found it. Anyway, I called ahead and when I knocked Julie answered. Short and cute, nice little shorts and a tight top, maybe getting into her 30s, hard to say. But she was suspicious because she didn't recognize me. Her and the other woman asked if I'd been before, and I picked a name out of the air and said Cindy. And they both nodded vigorously and went OOOOHHHHH, CINDY. Not sure what that was about. Suspicions alleviated, I got a hh w/ TS, and Julie performed a good TS for the first time. Cleaned everywhere and didn't rush too much. The massage started well. She's a good back walker, which I really like, but when she dismounted and started the hands-on portion, I of course grabbed her ass. She took that as a signal to stop massaging and do that stupid light-scratching thing they think is sexy. She soon asked me to turn over and took care of business without negotiating. Another big plus. She's good at that too, and allowed some access up her shirt. Not bad for the first time with her. My only complaint. The appointment was exactly 30 minutes, including the TS. I told her I thought it ended early, but I gave her the $.4 usual tip. I've run into this before. Counting the TS as part of the hh. It may have occurred because I showed up at 9:30, and it seems they really like to close up right on time. Next time I'll go a bit earlier, and make sure I get my 30 minutes. But, it's definitely worth going back. Very close for me, anyway, and my old standby, Seven Heavens on Ashland, has really dropped off in quality. I seem to get the same nutjob older lady every time I show up. That's another report.

[QUOTE=Ron John 7779]That would just be hear say in court. At least that's how I'd view it. Then again you do hear about drug producers getting busted off of what they post on message boards so who really knows. I bet it just comes down to what the judge thinks is enough probable cause.[/QUOTE]

Tweet leads to defamation lawsuit

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Some provider somewhere could be getting ideas

Stopped by late afternoon to Alice's in West Loop, and it remains one of the more pleasant massage experience.

They were busy, so they gave me $10 off the half-hour rate, which was appreciated.

To be frank, I have to say that most of the ladies here are lacking in the looks department, and they've got some junkward teeth on them as well. However, they make up for it by having generally nice bodies and good attitudes.

I can't remember her name, but I had the one who is tall (for an Asian), with the short hair, and generous bust.

The thing I like about this place is that the facility is always clean, and I never feel rushed. It was also an interesting experience from a linguistic standpoint, and it took us a while to settle on a good language for conversation. My mausseuse spoke Chinese (which I don't) and very limited English, and she declined my clumsy attempt at French. A translator may help here in the future. Much to my delight, however, she spoke fully conversational Russian with great enthusiasm, which led to a very relaxing and enjoyable session. She also trusted that I would leave a good tip without having to bring it up a bunch of times (note to you newbies and cranky people - an extra $20 the first time helps to prevent the annoying haggling the second time around, which is worth it to me).

The only downside? I think that I might actually be bored with the whole MP scene. It's taken a long time, but the experience doesn't thrill me like it used to.

Oh well, I'll probably change my tune in a day or so . . . especially if anyone can lead me towards a really good EMP (anyone else miss the glory days at Lakeview Holistic? Had some fun times there).

Well, had a taste for Latinas the other day, although my experience with them hasn't been the greatest. Checked out Yin for the first time. I, for the life of me can't remember the name of the masseuse, but she's about 5' 6", Latina, dark shoulder length hair, slightly thick with a little tummy pouch. There was a really hot blonde Latina up front as well (wish I had her). Anyways - she took me back for one of the most boring table showers I've had. She never touched the boys - and barely touched anything. Upon finish, she gave me a towel and said "dry yourself off." WTF?

Off to the room, the massage was just as boring. Medium touch with absolutely NO teasing. On the flip she looked really bored and for some reason kept focusing on my feet. I couldn't even rise to the occasion I was so bored. Finally, she said, "you're done" - and started heading towards the door. I gestured for a HJ and she said, "we don't do that here." I said, "come on - I'm not LE"...and prepared myself for the sell-in. Funny enough she gave in right away and said, "ok, I trust you." I almost wish she didn't because I could have saved my .40. The finish was uninspired - although she did let my hands roam. Once done, I laid there waiting for her to clean me up and she said, "are you ok?" So, I just got up and grabbed a paper towel. She said, "oh - I'm sorry I should have given you one." WTF?

This is my second Latina experience - and I can honestly say, none of them have been like the Asians. My trip to Tropical earlier this year was just like this one. And that sucks because I love Latina's more than any other female in the world. Asians just seem to be more into the customer service, and (don't mean for this to sound the wrong way), but subservient. You have a better chance of coming out feeling like a king. My most recent post from a trip to an AMP in LA is like night and day with this one. Not worth it for me anymore - unless anyone can tell me of a sure thing? It's back to the less attractive, older, more attentive, Chicago Asians for me.

Decided to redeem myself by heading over to the school. Hadn't been there before, but thought I'd check it out - based on the reviews. Walked in during the afternoon to find 2 Asians and 2 Latinas. All were pretty hot. Although my little guy wanted the Latinas, based on my last report, I was happy that one of the Asians stepped up to the counter. I heard the two Latinas say that they had a 4-hands appointment anyway. The Asian's name was Alyssa or Lisa... couldn't tell because her English was very bad. She was in her mid-thirties...about 5' 6" or so. About a 6 or 7 on the scale in looks - and body was about a 7.

Anyways, she gave a great table shower. Senina-style, she used her hands in all the right places (no sponge) - and paid special attention to little weed streeter. There was even a bit of tease on the dry off.

Massage was pretty good. She spent more of her time on my back and upper shoulders, but on the flip went right to work. About 15 seconds in, she came right out and asked for .60. I told her .40...she said ok. My hands began to roam and she asked for .10 more. I agreed. Finish was nice..and she went back to the massage to finish my 30 min.

All in all, a nice rebound from my experience at Yin. This is more of what I've been used to. Not the best experience, but I definitely left happy.

[url]http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2009/07/29/20090729mesamassage0729.html[/url]

Wow, what a bunch of whack jobs over in Mesa. I can't figure out what is the most pathetic part of the article. I think my favorite part is the following:

On a recent weekend, she said, a nicely dressed woman in her 60s was shopping as her husband waited in the car. He began calling her repeatedly on her cellphone after he noticed the massage parlor and became worried for her safety. She checked out and left in a hurry, Bloomquist said.


How was her safety in trouble? Perhaps gramps problem was that he was a bit tempted. Let me tell all you grandmas out there, after I am done with a visit to the massage parlor, you have nothing to fear, this middle aged guy is done for the day ( now if there is a College next to the parlor, I may be able to step up the plate again)

[QUOTE=Mengzi][url]http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2009/07/29/20090729mesamassage0729.html[/url][/QUOTE]


Heres my favorite line from this story

Kavanaugh said employees may be living in some of the facilities. "These may be young women who are almost in a state of slavery," he said.

We wont have to worry about that since the AMP girls we get are already old.

I went to the school and drew May, who delivered a straightforward experience: better than average TS, decent massage and a finish that wasn't rushed. Door was .7, if I remember right, and tipped .4.

I asked about the school itself. "That's separate," she said.

The funny part was when I left, and I was asked by Kim persistently if I had a good experience. She seemed to imply that she would make good if I didn't. I said yes, while Kim, May and two others who were eating from styrofoam trays watched closely.

Dropped by Hong Kong since Ruby and Relax I would haveta wait another hour and I was still angry about the shove off I'd gotten at Elite Massage. Got Linda, who's definitely on the bigger side and opted for the hour massage.

Not a bad massage actually and everything is on the menu. Opted for a CBJ, but prolly should've stuck with a hr since that definately felt better. Doubt I'll return unless some new talent comes in.

I hopped on the blue line to get a luch time massage at Bella. Only saw one girl working, mediocre asian 30-ish. Name sort of Aina or Anna, I have had Aida before so not her. Went for the 1/2 hour plus ts .45.

Nice TS, lame massage, way too expensive after the flip, wanted $ for topless hr. Wanted .6 for just a hr. I got down to .4, but like many others the haggling sort of ruined it. The was also a group of four guys waiting and being loud, so not the best atmosphere. Not sure if they were all going to get a massage, unless reinforcements were called in that would be a long wait for guy #4.

I guess it is back to walking to GK for a lunch break. Perhaps I need to take the redline down to CT.

Got on the 90/94 at 31st and found a little place tucked just a little west. Met a therapist named Lei-Lei. First off, let me say, excellent massage, she really worked out all my issues. No discussions on the flip, she just provided an excellent slow release HJ and she let me play with the puppies which we quite large. Probably mid 30's. Good experience will repeat.

Been doing this awhile, had fun. There are a couple qualities that I'd love to discover, but have not found. If any have encountered any of these, please PM me with details. Thanks

ISO:

Provider with "large" man in a boat.

Provider absolutely un-rushed.

Provider