Massage Parlor Reports

I have said it before and said it in the rant and rave thread Trav's review was moved too, but I will repeat it here so everyone sees it. RL is definitely not everyone's cup of tea. Trav thinks Julie is over 50, but I think she is late 40's. I will admit to being terrible at guessing the ages of Asian women. It you want a spinner and / or a younger woman, RL is not for you. All the RL ladies are older. Except for Bonnie who is new, all RL ladies are thick. I personally like older ladies and thick ladies. Many if not most RL regulars are older. As I am in my middle 60's, I would consider Julie younger even if she or the other RL ladies are in there early 50's. Even though RL ladies may not be beauty queens, I still find them attractive. You can have your opinion and I can have mine. It is the same way some guys want a lady with a huge ass, but I do not like ladies with huge asses. We each have our preferences.

I personally have ED issues. I take vitamin C (cialis) the evening before I plan to go to RL. I know a number of RL regulars also have ED issues. Other RL regulars have sensitivity issues which make it hard for them to pop. There are also RL regulars that have both issues. Ladies who get upset with your issue only make it worse. Many times vitamin C works great and I have no issues. For the times when junior wants to act up, it is great to have kind caring lady that will help me work through my issues. I have never had a RL lady get upset when I have issue. They want you to enjoy your session, so RL ladies really try to help you when you have an issue to make sure you enjoy your session as best you can. I will apologize that some of you do not agree with our assessment of a RL lady's looks. When you get our age and start having issues, you will most likely see a kind lady that helps you enjoy yourself with rose colored glasses.

Even if I did not have ED issues sometimes, I would still most likely be a RL regular. RL ladies take very good care of their regulars. They treat you more like a friend who is getting benefits than just another customer. First Angie and then Michelle hooked me many years ago. Angie was thinner than I like. Angie was however one of those incredibly nice ladies that was just so much fun to be around. I have stated my times I do not like implants. I overlooked the fact that Michelle had implants. All my sessions were Michelle were about as close to GFE as you are going to get at an AMP which more than made up for the fact that she had implants. With rare exceptions I just prefer the way I am treated at RL. If RL is not your cup of tea, I have no problem with that. I will however not be surprised if you eventually become a RL regular like me when you get older particularly if you have some ED or sensitivity issues.

[QUOTE=Wrangler84;5378761]So I'm no stranger to AMPs. Been going to them off an on for 20 years. Kyoto back in the day was the place. Use to frequent a few spots in DC before they cracked down. So after many hit and misses over the years in VA and moco I usually saved my money for the pg spots. Normally greenbelt. Always left happy. However after a while of dormancy and reading all the reviews for RL I decided while driving thru the area to take a swing. Probably one of the worst AMP experiences I've had. Get in, I'm greeted by what looks like mms, you know 55 wrinkley under arm fat a little over weight and overly nice. Takes my temp, takes me to room, tells me the fee, I pay, and she asks if I want a shower and I say yes. So she leaves and I'm thinking she's going to go get one of the girls to come in. Nope. She comes back with me to the shower. The only reason I didn't leave was thinking maybe they are testing me and will send in a girl after grandma washes the Mr and gives them the ok. Nope. She is the girl. I let her rub my back for ten minutes while she chomped gum in my ear and elbowed me repeatedly in my chin while acting like she was rubbing my shoulders. When she said flip I jumped up and said I'm good thank you, gave her 20 and left. I'll take what I read here with a grain of salt from this point forward.[/QUOTE]I was also a regular at Kyoto on and off from 2002 until it closed in 2014. I remember Sunny, Amy, and Cherry. Those were good times at Kyoto. After Kyoto closed I started to go to RL in Laurel in 2013. During 2013 and 2014 they had young good looking girls that were no fun at all. All I got at RL from 2013 to 2014 with young hot girls was a HJ. Then I decided to go to other AMPs in the area and found that they were so so. In December 2016 I went back to RL and received a pleasant surprise. The MMSN selected a hot looking girl to take care of me. From that moment on I was hooked at RL. Ever since December 2016 I've always been treated good at RL.

The most important thing for me is the overall experience and to have a good time. I've always got that at RL. I don't care about how the lady looks what I care the most is her personality. Many times the ladies that don't look like a Miss Universe are the ones that are the most fun. According to your description I'm sure of who took care of you. I'm not going to mention her name but she's one of the best providers that I've had in my life. I've been going to AMPs in this area for more than 20 years. If you would have stayed after the flip you would have experienced probably one of the best BBBJs of your life. That lady provides one of the best BBBJs that I've ever had. Good luck and stay safe.

Planning on making a visit to Majestic, can anyone suggest a all natural provider there? And what's on the menu? Any table shower? Are appointments required?

A humble request. I think this board is in danger of becoming the RL ALL THE TIME board. We've dissected RL's pros and cons ad infinitum. We know the long game, the ED issues, the best and the worst. Let's move on. There are places I WISH we heard more about. RS, Cherry, VIP. To name a few, as well as our underserved friends in Lanham, College Park, Temple Hills, Laurel, etc. Whaddya say?

[QUOTE=Trav;5379462]I posted my unbiased RL review and got moved to a new thread named "Rants and Stupid shit in Prince Georges County". It is what it is but I wish that did not happened. But you did the right thing by leaving. I wish I did also. MANY of the posters that loved this place are retired and / or have ED issues. They admitted to it as much and I give them credit for warning us the providers are older. I would say the one I had was definitely over 50++ with a undesirable body shape. I was like you, I got taken in by those posts that made RL sound like the best AMP in Maryland.

So let me say again, if you are looking for ladies similar to ones at VIP or RS, then RL is not for you!! If you like older providers and maybe have ED issues and like to spend LOTS of money for the long relationship game, then go to RL as those ladies never leave.

I was in the big apple recently and went to 98 Mott. I spent $80 and had a fantastic time with BBBJ and CFS. I did not want a wash or massage or a relationship, just a good time. And the lady was decent looking. Looking forward to go back again.[/QUOTE]Yes, there are definitely different ladies and different AMPs for everyone. Everyone has different tastes, period. There's no shame or problem with that, it's just what it is. I used to go to VIP and RS all the time, with a bit of CA thrown in but that was before they moved next to RS. In latter years I have went to RL. Partially because it was an easier drive but also because I enjoyed going there as well. But yes, agreed, it's not for everyone.

Two comments on your post though: first, spending lots of money is the opposite of going to RL, at least in this area. You can get the same service at RL that you can in Greenbelt and other places and spend less money. That's for this area though. I am not referring to places like 98 Mott in NY, which brings me to my next comment. I know 98 Mott. You cannot compare that place to RL or most other places honestly. Your $80 there will get you bffs cip or cia with the ladies there. They are just as old as the ladies at RL or even older. RL in comparison is much cleaner and sanitary frankly than 6th floor at 98 Mott. If you are referring to the place on the 3rd floor of the same location (if it's still there), I cannot compare as I have no experience with that one. But since you paid $80 I am sure you are referring to the same one I am talking about on the 6th floor.

I had a very fun visit with Anna yesterday, and a great massage, as always. Candy is on Vacation. J and CeeCee (CiCi or Sissy) is just in. I believe J is heading out soon.

There is a possibility that Gina will be back later this summer.

[QUOTE=MaxRodman;5379907]A humble request. I think this board is in danger of becoming the RL ALL THE TIME board. We've dissected RL's pros and cons ad infinitum. We know the long game, the ED issues, the best and the worst. Let's move on. There are places I WISH we heard more about. RS, Cherry, VIP. To name a few, as well as our underserved friends in Lanham, College Park, Temple Hills, Laurel, etc. Whaddya say?[/QUOTE]Thank you! You'd think VIP doesn't even exist anymore given how few reviews it gets. In contrast you'd think the RL is the only AMP in the whole DMV.

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;5380161]I had a very fun visit with Anna yesterday, and a great massage, as always. Candy is on Vacation. J and CeeCee (CiCi or Sissy) is just in. I believe J is heading out soon.

There is a possibility that Gina will be back later this summer.[/QUOTE]That's the best news I've read in a long time. Thank you!

[QUOTE=Josue6969;5379885]Planning on making a visit to Majestic, can anyone suggest a all natural provider there? And what's on the menu? Any table shower? Are appointments required?[/QUOTE]I think Carol is natural. But Blanca and Sophia feel good. No TS. Appointments are required. Most of the ladies do it all but it may take a second trip and they are expensive.

[QUOTE=BMoreDog69;5380161]I had a very fun visit with Anna yesterday, and a great massage, as always. Candy is on Vacation. J and CeeCee (CiCi or Sissy) is just in. I believe J is heading out soon.

There is a possibility that Gina will be back later this summer.[/QUOTE]I keep hearing about Gina returning, even from Anna herself but it still hasn't happened. Sigh. Really been hoping she would return!

Paid a visit to Kim located in a strip of shops off RT1. If you go and don't want to be distracted by guys without appts and phone calls. Go before 1 or after 5.

Got there around 2, guy was getting dressed when I came in had to wait for him to leave before she saw me. TS was ok kept me at attention frequently playing. Massage is relaxing rub with cream then hot towel message. Phone rings, comes back and makes up with a DT lip lock, gagged some but kept it. She slipped on the jimmy and took me in standing mish, eyes rolled backed and she's kinda tight when the thickness really gets in. Afterwards another shower to rinse off after my work out, haven't seen her ever not go all out for me anyway, YMMV.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;5380178]Thank you! You'd think VIP doesn't even exist anymore given how few reviews it gets. In contrast you'd think the RL is the only AMP in the whole DMV.[/QUOTE]You're right it seems most of VIP's customers don't like to kiss and tell these days or they're trying to keep it all for themselves and don't want to share. I've been out of action lately for a medical issue but a good friend of mine said Kay went on vacation, Seven came back, there's a new small lady with a nice big set of man mades that gives great service named Coco and last but not least a new hot College type girl named Chanel. Not the Chanel of old but a new one with the same name. Sorry I don't have any more details than that but hope it helps a little anyway.

Good luck!

Is it ridiculous to get a good are&T in MD now? Does anyone know a good spot for just that? I know it's the spot for other shit but you know. Please hit me up with other locations because there are no reviews.

[QUOTE=Korman23;5379950]first, spending lots of money is the opposite of going to RL, at least in this area. You can get the same service at RL that you can in Greenbelt and other places and spend less money. [/QUOTE]This is only true if the product you purchase are identical. RL and VIP ladies are on the opposite ends of the spectrum. Service is just not the table shower, massage, BJ and FS, is also how much you enjoy doing it with the provider.

I am happy to pay the extra 40 to see Seven or Kay at VIP. I felt I threw my cash out the window with Julie.

[QUOTE=Tazdevil77;5373729]Now I'm confused because I was there at 11 am on 5/28 and mama told me I was the very first customer of hers and said please treat Cindy right and again said you very first customer of hers. I said ok. I could tell she was nervous at first she barely touched me in the shower but fun time she opened up a lot but anyway when leaving I asked her twice if her name was Cindy and she said yes but I don't know maybe language barrier.[/QUOTE]I was told that there's a new girl named Sarah at RL. The customer mentioned that Sarah has the prettiest face in RL. Her body is slightly better than the average RL girl. He also stated that as of 6-1 the following ladies were working at RL: Sarah, Sunny, Sue, Monica, and Julie. He did not see either Bonnie or Cindy that day. I was told on 5-28 that Pink was on vacation. Good luck and stay safe.