Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02]I have said this MANY times. Uncle Leo knows EVERYTHING. Running a successful MP is actually quite simple. Due your due diligance before your therapist provide extras and above all, MAKE SURE ALL YOUR THERAPISTS ARE LICENSED. Don't give Uncle Leo any short cuts. Proving that a MP provides extras is damn near impossible to prosicute. Busting a therapist for unlicensed practice of massage however is very simple. Use your heads ladies.[/QUOTE]
This post is about legitimate massage. If that offends you, please move on to the next post.

Most licensed therapists have no clue how to give a massage. They do not listen to the client, they just go through a routine designed to consume the most time with the least effort. The kind of massage most of the unlicensed Asian women give is a lot of work. Native English speakers just do not want to work that hard. That is the problem. I went around Orlando to the legitimate places looks for Shiatsu. The answer I got most often was we do not offer that.

If a therapist gives a great legitimate massage she is well worth $80-$100 + tip. A backrub and a HJ to me is worth nothing. The problem is that at most of the legit places you get little more than what would qualify as a backrub which is why I prefer the Asian places. If a great therapist happens to do other things with clients I just wish guys would keep their mouths shut about it. I would like to have her around the next time I need a legitimate massage.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]All you have to do is find 3-4 girls willing to spend 5 grand and 1000 hrs , pass a test, have a clean past and then you open up! Don't bother to correct me and tell me some schools charge less or less hrs. etc. The point remains the same, it isn't that easy. The only reason extras aren't prosecutable is cop's can't get naked.

Some of the crap I've read on here in the last week's makes me sick, stupid remark after stupid remark and then you wonder why your favorite place gets shut down or your favorite girl is gone or had to move on. Even asking about girls that worked at a place that was shut down , what's the point of that?

Have you noticed that the really knowledgeable members post less and less? I wonder why?----VS[/QUOTE]

Then go to some other website. Why don't you and ET start your own site with absolutely no discussion on extras and keep it 100% legit. Read the name of the site. I know what i'm doing on this site. There is a fine line. Some idiots just don't get it, but i'm not one of them. If a therapist has half a wit about herself NO WAY she is getting caught. Take that to the bank. It does not matter what I say or what John Doe says. IT DOESN'T MATTER. Sorry VS, I told you this before already, and it would be wise of you to take my word for this, Uncle Leo knows EVERYTHING. YES EVERYTHING. There isn't s**t they can do about it, and most of the time they just don't care.

Regarding the license issue, there is SO MUCH I could say. That however is where I draw the line. Lets just say it's not as hard of a problem as you might think if you know the right people.

When it comes to this subject, trust me, I likely know more then everyone of you mongers. What we say or do on here has ZERO repricussions legally. That is why I speak so freely. Sure, lazy Leo agent my try to use it as a lead, but at worse the MP will get some undercover douche who will try to incriminate the therapist. Considering the VERY LIMITED tactics they can use, Any therapist should easily see it coming a mile away. Anything said on here cannot be used in ANYWAY in a court of law.

With regard to Bliss, they got in trouble for practicing w/o a license which will get you in trouble 9/10 times, NOT EXTRAS or anything that was said on this site. When you have girls reviewed on TER as escorts, giving 'massages', odds are they are not licensed. It's not rocket science.

[QUOTE= The only reason extras aren't prosecutable is cop's can't get naked.
VS[/QUOTE]

Cops can and do get naked to bust MP's. It is a decision made by the local authorities. It has happened in Charlotte, NC and on the Florida coast.

It is less common because of the potential for bad publicity.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02]Then go to some other website. Why don't you and ET start your own site with absolutely no discussion on extras and keep it 100% legit. Read the name of the site. I know what i'm doing on this site. There is a fine line. Some idiots just don't get it, but i'm not one of them. [/QUOTE]

Oh my, where to begin? I suppose that I could thank you for giving credence to what VS and ET have said regarding the newer posters on this board. I could question why someone still wet behind the ears less than senior member is arrogant enough to suggest that two valued senior members go elsewhere. I could mention how I shut down my own site because, among other things, I grew tired of putting up with snots with these types of opinions and attitudes. (Thoughts of spocko and ripping his arms out of their sockets are running through my head as I type). I could question why, since you obviously 'know it all', are you wasting your talents here when you could be solving the economic crisis or restarting the housing slump? I could say all sorts of things but I won't because experience has shown that it just will not do any good.

I will just say that yes you are one of the idiots that do not get it. But that is just my opinion.

[QUOTE=NC Wanderer]Cops can and do get naked to bust MP's. It is a decision made by the local authorities. It has happened in Charlotte, NC and on the Florida coast.

It is less common because of the potential for bad publicity.[/QUOTE]

Cite specific examples of convictions occurring from these tactics.

a judge in sarasota threw out a case when a P.D. sent in a confidential informant who was not a sworn officer because he said " the informant was IN FACT acting as a police officer when he went in there with the intention of gathering evidence".

It is not the job of the government to commit crimes with the intention of catching "criminals". remember we are talking Misdemeanors here. The laws differ with drug cases.

Does the Govt. and it's agents break the law, of course it does. Each and every day. Do they win when they arrest you, and win or lose your out on bail and have to spend money on a lawyer--yes they do.

Remember the law is interpreted daily, it is flexible and malleable and negotiable--it is not cut and dried. If you have the money you can appeal any decision to a higher court, if the law were absolute and your "crime" fit into the "absolute" there would be no such thing as an appeals court or appellate division of the system.

How the law is enforced is 100% political, whether or not there is a prosecution, plea bargain, or conviction is interpretive, by the prosecutor, judge or jury.---VS

[QUOTE=Originalwook]I could mention how I shut down my own site because, among other things, I grew tired of putting up with snots with these types of opinions and attitudes.[/QUOTE]
For those of you who do not know, the poster if not the inventor of sex came on the scene shortly thereafter. There was a time in the distant past when guys looked after each other and especially looked after the women. It was rare for anyone to get busted. Reviews were light, funny and done with a sense of style and class.

Personally, I blame my buddy Bill Gates. If he hadn't funded all those computers in public libraries, many of the losers wouldn't be posting here.

[QUOTE=NC Wanderer]Cops can and do get naked to bust MP's. It is a decision made by the local authorities. It has happened in Charlotte, NC and on the Florida coast.

It is less common because of the potential for bad publicity.[/QUOTE]

I don't know the laws in Florida, but I have definetly heard of cops having sex with escorts then arresting them.

In fact, a provider that posts here had that very experience earlier this year...but not in Florida. He had sex with her, then busted her.

I'll let her speak up for herself if she wishes to post about it. Otherwise I will keep it in confidence.

I decided to finally ckeck out NT last night around 8:30, but the place was packed. So I went up to check out Star off 436. My attendent was named Jeannie, but I have never been to Island so don't know if she is the same one. She was lots of fun and playful and had me laughing most of the hour. Worth checking out everyone.

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]For those of you who do not know, the poster if not the inventor of sex came on the scene shortly thereafter. There was a time in the distant past when guys looked after each other and especially looked after the women. It was rare for anyone to get busted. Reviews were light, funny and done with a sense of style and class.

Personally, I blame my buddy Bill Gates. If he hadn't funded all those computers in public libraries, many of the losers wouldn't be posting here.[/QUOTE]

Posting in a public forum about, shall we just say questionable topics, calls for a certain degree of logic and common sense. And unfortunately, a good many of the newer posters here do not seem to have those skills.

This young lady posted on CL in the Therapeutic section. Does anyone have any information or have you seen her when she was in Altamonte? Not sure where she was before?

"I USE TO WORK AT AN ALTAMONTE SPRING MASSAGE AND SPA LOCATED OFF 436

I CAN NOW BE REACHED ON 407-341-7281

FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL ME. "

[QUOTE=Originalwook]Oh my, where to begin? I suppose that I could thank you for giving credence to what VS and ET have said regarding the newer posters on this board. I could question why someone still wet behind the ears less than senior member is arrogant enough to suggest that two valued senior members go elsewhere. Just because those two I could mention how I shut down my own site because, among other things, I grew tired of putting up with snots with these types of opinions and attitudes. (Thoughts of spocko and ripping his arms out of their sockets are running through my head as I type). I could question why, since you obviously 'know it all', are you wasting your talents here when you could be solving the economic crisis or restarting the housing slump? I could say all sorts of things but I won't because experience has shown that it just will not do any good.

I will just say that yes you are one of the idiots that do not get it. But that is just my opinion.[/QUOTE]

Reading between the lines is an important quality when posting on this site. You maybe should do some of that when reading my post. Maybe, just maybe, I REALLY REALLY know what i'm talking about when talking about Uncle Leo and the AMP scene. You should not dismiss my thoughts so quickly. You should have been able to read between the lines. At any rate, no worries at all, you will never have to read my warped thoughts as well. I am not a 'know it all' but when it comes to the underground MP scene in the metro, just maybe I know what is going on.

ET a valued senior member? Really? In what warped universe in the 11th dimension? Maybe if your into legit massages. ET is a character. To this day, i'm still not sure what to make of him. Later ladies. See you mongers around. Or not.

[QUOTE=Mikeinbrazil]Can we just rename this thread, monthly bitching? Seems like every month we get into a long war between the two sides, obviously you guys aren't going to change each others stance so just leave it alone.[/QUOTE]I totally agree. Isn't there a blog for bitching and debating? I come on the massage thread to read about where and who to get massages from, not dig through the bitching to find the info.

Please Stop The Debate!

[QUOTE=Hcurtis]I decided to finally ckeck out NT last night around 8:30, but the place was packed.[/QUOTE]Packed with the Feds or MBI.

Ok. So I found this stripper at a strip club that's willing to do massages at her apartment for $60 for an hour. She's in a early 30s. Blonde and the fake boobs. BBBJ HJ and massage for $60 at her apartment, although the massage is not professional. It's a massage.

Ok here's the deal, I'm willing to give her number out, but only to a select few. I do not want a million guys calling her and her jacking her price up. I want to keep her at $60. So you can message me and I'll give you her number IF you have submitted reports on escorts or therapist. And IF I give you the number, I will ask you not the share her number with anyone so that we can continue to have her at $60.

I will NOT give her number out to just anyone, so if you haven't been active in submitting reports. Don't waste our time asking for her number. I will not give it to you. You don't have to be a senior member, most senior members post on here bitching and debating to become senior members instead of making good reports anyways.

[QUOTE=Mikeinbrazil]Can we just rename this thread, monthly bitching? Seems like every month we get into a long war between the two sides, obviously you guys aren't going to change each others stance so just leave it alone.[/QUOTE]

Last time I checked, this was a public forum and one was free to express their opinions.

But I have had my say on the matter and I will move on.