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[QUOTE=BuddhaBabes123;7334242]Back again. Looking for any & all big tit providers D's $.

& up). My rotation is getting smaller and my dick is getting harder. I need a big pair of tits to perform some Russian with. So far, my regular fixings include:

- Coco at Good Move in Newton: big set of C's / small D's. She is the only one working there, gives a great massage, and will finish you off in Russian if you ask nicely.

- Ling at Lavender (Weymouth): well-reviewed on the forum. She'll sit you down in a chair in the corner, take off her shirt & bra, and tell you to "fuck my boobies" as you titfuck her.

- Coco at Joho Bodywork (Southboro): a little older but great set of tits on her that she is excited to use D's) Ate her pussy last time which she enjoyed, too.

- Coco at 1021 (Providence): haven't visited in 4 months so not sure if Coco is still there, but for $210, you can get full service with a shower, rimming, FS, and a tittyfuck from a big tit Korean MILF.

If you're looking for a place to start, these four are great for your big tit fix. Please respond or PM me with me with any intel.

Much appreciated![/QUOTE]Coco has been gone from Southborough for a while. New girl Annie not to attractive.

Two new girls Jennie and Kiki, I have not read anything? I am going to TOFT regardless and will report back.

[QUOTE=SlimDiddly;7334604]Two new girls Jennie and Kiki, I have not read anything? I am going to TOFT regardless and will report back.[/QUOTE]You can't go wrong there.

Spot on. exactly. No joke.

Have one, not quite a girlfriend but hang with each other outside of the spa.

She takes me to NY, wants to take trip to China with me, she fully pays her own way. Might do it so I have a tour guide for the trip.

[QUOTE=Jameschen81;7333327]Curious what are the background of these women?

Did they usually marry young, have a baby, and then divorce. Then they try to make it in US by making quick money? Or something like that?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BuddhaBabes123;7334242]Back again. Looking for any & all big tit providers D's $.

& up). My rotation is getting smaller and my dick is getting harder. I need a big pair of tits to perform some Russian with. So far, my regular fixings include:

- Coco at Good Move in Newton: big set of C's / small D's. She is the only one working there, gives a great massage, and will finish you off in Russian if you ask nicely.

- Ling at Lavender (Weymouth): well-reviewed on the forum. She'll sit you down in a chair in the corner, take off her shirt & bra, and tell you to "fuck my boobies" as you titfuck her.

- Coco at Joho Bodywork (Southboro): a little older but great set of tits on her that she is excited to use D's) Ate her pussy last time which she enjoyed, too.

- Coco at 1021 (Providence): haven't visited in 4 months so not sure if Coco is still there, but for $210, you can get full service with a shower, rimming, FS, and a tittyfuck from a big tit Korean MILF.

If you're looking for a place to start, these four are great for your big tit fix. Please respond or PM me with me with any intel.

Much appreciated![/QUOTE]Re: Coco in Newton.

The place is now called Crystal Spa or something like that--still the place on Centre St. Near the Russian Math school.

Coco does not work alone. Monica and a new girl whose name I forget work there as well. Coco is the one with waist-length hair. About 5' 2" or so I guess. Monica is a taller, bigger girl. The new one is petite.

Coco is the best of the 3 IMHO.

[QUOTE=HomerSpinSome;7335190]Re: Coco in Newton.

The place is now called Crystal Spa or something like that--still the place on Centre St. Near the Russian Math school.

Coco does not work alone. Monica and a new girl whose name I forget work there as well. Coco is the one with waist-length hair. About 5' 2" or so I guess. Monica is a taller, bigger girl. The new one is petite.

Coco is the best of the 3 IMHO.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the intel, I was going to check this place out and just popped it into google maps, check the parking and location out. I hate not being able to find the entrance and roaming around looking for places. Anyway, on Google maps it looks like they caught a monger waiting to get in LOL. Thank for the tip! P.

[QUOTE=Crutches;7335180]Spot on. exactly. No joke.

Have one, not quite a girlfriend but hang with each other outside of the spa.

She takes me to NY, wants to take trip to China with me, she fully pays her own way. Might do it so I have a tour guide for the trip.[/QUOTE]Interesting, Crutches. Thanks. I met my Asian worker through a normal dating site (a Jewish site). Sometimes it's like fishing in McElliot's pool; you never know what bites on your hook.

Wanted to pay a visit to an old friend Rachel on the 3rd floor at South but somehow decided to check out the shop one floor below Rachel's. Was greeted by a youngish looking slightly overweight woman with a great smile. She goes by Lucy. Looked nice enough so I decided to stay after pointing to her pussy area and receiving the "yes" response. How much she asked, 200 I said. The offer was approved and she left the room with the money. Came back a few minutes later and wanted to put a condom on me right away. That's not how it works, I said. So we started making out for a few minutes but she would't allow DATY at all. She looks pretty nice when naked, with large soft boobies. She then put a condom on me and she was on her back on the table in no time. The good thing she was very vocal all the time, as no one else was at the shop. All the moaning sounded very natural and was nice. And then I finished. After that she somehow turned into a different person. Cold as ice and distant. Not a smile, not a word. She was looking into her phone barely acknowledging my presence. That was very odd. Oh, almost forgot, when we started fucking, she indicated that I have 5 minutes for that. Needless to say that it's highly doubtful that I will ever see her again.

Could someone please explain to this poor lost soul that it's not the customers' fault that she fucks for money. There is no any reason to hate them for that.

[QUOTE=GMB45;7332802]When you date them, they want massages from you. They don't tip you and you will most definitely give them the whole hour. The sex is like sex with any girlfriend, eventually it's the same, then progresses to blah. The language barrier sucks. You will probably only eat Asian food. If you do get her to eat something other than Asian food, she will then cook noodles. If she cooks at your place you will be terrified she'll set the kitchen ablaze. Make sure you have a gas stove. It's the only way she'll understand it's hot (see the flame).[/QUOTE]Subject: Funny to us in an XY Lab.

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[QUOTE=Augustwest;7336961]Since you're fine with reducing her to someone who fucks for money, I'll ask: did she fuck you? Ok.

Did you pay her to be your friend? If so you have a complaint.

BTW you're someone who pays women to fuck you, so.[/QUOTE]An older fellow was driving down the road and came to a stop light. A good looking chick in a convertible pulled up next to him and said "hey, a big boy, a quickie for 100?”

"I don't know", the guy responded, "let me see the hundred first".

[QUOTE=HandyBostonGuy;7323125]The Brookline spa that advertises on AS has a new woman who goes by Mimi with an exceptional pair of knockers, if you're into that.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. Stopped in this morning. I was her first customer on a rainy day. Paid the $65 house fee and ended up being given full access to her very nice breasts. I guess she liked what I did because she dropped the yoga pants and allowed FIV until I blew. I paid with a $100 and left $40 out which worked out well and never got any haggle. Soon as I was done another monger came in and she called me her lucky charm as she only had two yesterday.

She told me she arrived 20 days ago. Not sure how long she is staying as I am otherwise not in area to return.

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Could someone please explain to this poor lost soul that it's not the customers' fault that she fucks for money. There is no any reason to hate them for that.[/QUOTE]People do what they do for money, but that doesn't mean they like it. I'm sure its awkward and wierd to try to act "normal" around a stranger you just had relations with and now you have to look them in the eye. I have experienced this occasionally, especially when you can tell they don't want to, but won't turn down the money. Sometimes they are self conscious about their appearance.

People have pride.

I went to Lin's because I saw a post about a young girl there.

There was a woman in her 50's with light makeup and a woman in her 50's with heavy makeup.

Neither woman seemed to have a bad personality, but I wasn't willing to pay there. I went to Peaceful, which I had been to before. There was a woman in her 40's with heavy make-up, and I couldn't see the other woman because she said she was busy, but I walked away from this place too, thinking that I couldn't expect much.

I went to Yan, another place I had been to before. Sophia and Jessica were working there and Jessica was busy so I chose Sophia. Sophia was in her 30's, natural C, not fat but not skinny either, just the right body. Well. She wasn't very good at massage, but I enjoyed CBJ, DATY, and CFS.

House5 and 15.

Sofia will be here for 20 more days and then she will go back to New York.

[QUOTE=Acatagorical;7337547]Thanks for the tip. Stopped in this morning. I was her first customer on a rainy day. Paid the $65 house fee and ended up being given full access to her very nice breasts. I guess she liked what I did because she dropped the yoga pants and allowed FIV until I blew. I paid with a $100 and left $40 out which worked out well and never got any haggle. Soon as I was done another monger came in and she called me her lucky charm as she only had two yesterday.

She told me she arrived 20 days ago. Not sure how long she is staying as I am otherwise not in area to return.[/QUOTE]I've heard a lot of talk about Mimi in Brookline. Just curious, no disrespect. How big are her tits? Big enough for a Russian finish? Only asking because I got word that Bella at Purple Blossom had DD's, but when she lifted her shirt, I'd say saggy C's at best. However, she gave one hell of a blowjob (and played with the balls a lot with her mouth). Anyway, before I go blow (no pun intended) another $140+, just curious how big these puppies were?