Escort Reviews

Met with Chrissee Wednesday night. Very nice time with a great girl. Highy recommend. No drama. What a pleasure. Thanks Chrissee!

Had a terrific dream of Jessie this evening. Best GFE I've ever had. Very vocal, lots of movement, tight and sexy as hell! Great to chat with for starters, little champagne, DATY, mission & doggy. Even let me have some fun with a few toys! Will definitely return. Don't know why I waited so long in the first place. She was everything I expected, and more!

Sorry a little off topic. This is one of my favorite songs, it is entertaining and insightful. It is called underwear goes inside the pants by lazyboy, the person doing the vocals is non other than comedian Greg Giraldo. Check it out sometime.

[QUOTE=KrazyDaisy; 1536642]Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

Do you know what's not natural?

I have been enjoying the company of Buddahs new girl Ginger for a while now. She offers a safe and clean location for her well known guest. She is very talented in BBBJ, is tight where it counts and can be very kinky. I plan to keep visiting her when ever I get the opportunity.

I must tell you I love your rant. It's got truth and soul to it. But what it has to do with everything else here I'm not sure. But keep ranting. Someday I may just have to meet you so I can put a person with the character this builds in my mind. Krazy. Shit we all have to be in our LE 1984 way beyond world.

[QUOTE=KrazyDaisy; 1536642]I will offer you my warmest thanks Iam taking alot of unwarented BS

On this bored by some men that want the moon and stars but once they get to.

Me they want to give me half you know who you are your the once that run your mouths.

But don't tell the whole side of the story am I suppose to be happy you want to cheat me?

Am I suppose to be thrilled we had an agreement and you balk at it after making me wait 5 hours.

And you hae less than half that promised? So what if I smoke weed, it not a big deal, its not crack or

Heroin is it like some of these other girl do.

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

Do you know what's not natural?

80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.

But we got pills for that.

We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,

But we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.

Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.

I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.

Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"

Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.

Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:

People running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.

I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?

That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.

Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.

If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?

What's going to happen to our porno industry?

These women don't just grown on trees.

It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.

And if that disappears, where does that leave you on a Friday night with your new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.

You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.

Terrorists masterminds.

Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?

They're not masterminds.

"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"

"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"

"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.

Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?

Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.

An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.

The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2012.

"How'd you get through it grandpa?"

"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.

I'll sit at a drive thru.

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.

Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.

You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!

Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.

Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

Of course not.

You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,

"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,

But the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.

There are homeless people everywhere.

This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.

I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.

And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Shoot me for liking to get my weed.

Why am I judging this poor bastard.

People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.

Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?

Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.

I walked behind this guy the other day.

A homeless guy asked him for money.

He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.

People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.

This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.

Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.

I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.

I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.

Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.[/QUOTE]

Certainly agree with the latest report on Genevieve.

Top quality spinner, painless security check by UTR, and an overall fantastic time.

Got to love the young spinners like this one, definitely worth every penny.

R.

[QUOTE=NKYmann; 1536374]Once again UTR delivers what he promises.

Genvive is indeed back and is the one with whom I delighted in today. I was gone for about a month and was disappointed last week when she was no longer going to be available. When I came to town this morning and saw UTRs ad, I called and scheduled a session.

It was perfect. Everything was as good as it was the last time over a month ago. Although last time it was an outcall at my place, this time I went to the hotel in NKY and it was worth the ride.

Genvive is an absolutely lovely spinner with the greatest attitude out there and genuinely enjoys what she does and does everything to make sure you do too. A definite 12 on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the best. A definite repeat and for 1. 25 for the full non rushed hr, well worth it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Charger1; 1538058]Sorry a little off topic. This is one of my favorite songs, it is entertaining and insightful. It is called underwear goes inside the pants by lazyboy, the person doing the vocals is non other than comedian Greg Giraldo. Check it out sometime.

[QUOTE=KrazyDaisy; 1536642]Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

Do you know what's not natural?[/QUOTE]So do Poppies and Coca leaves and Poison Ivy. Go figure.

[QUOTE=Anvil;1538532]I must tell you I love your rant. It's got truth and soul to it. But what it has to do with everything else here I'm not sure. But keep ranting. Someday I may just have to meet you so I can put a person with the character this builds in my mind. Krazy. Shit we all have to be in our LE 1984 way beyond world.[/QUOTE]She is entertaining ill give er that an that is worth something to those of us seeking entertainment and conversation and.

I had the pleasure of meeting Buddah's newest associate, Ginger, this week. He told me that she was everything I wanted, and he was not kidding! Ginger is a MILF in every sense of the word. Yes, she's over 40. But she's a great kisser, she has every skill you could ever want in a companion, and she speaks French, Russian, and Greek! I will be back!

Thwack

Does a great BBBJ I've been seeing her for a long time. Nice place very discreet.

Had soem time the othjer afternoon and felt like dreaing and hoped Silk was available. After a coupel calls I got lucky. This was the second time and was every bit as nice as the first. I think I'm a little tame compared to soem of you guys but Silk didn't seem to mind. She's a great chick and am glad she plans on sticking around. Lots of fun and feels right!

Anyone want to share thoughts on Dixie?

I have seen Dixie many times. Just like the hot girl next door with a fantastic. Body. She has a few limits (no DFK) for example, but has been worth every penny in my book. I like my. Smaller girls, and she fits the bill perfectly. If you treat her right, you can't go wrong. She screens cautiously, so have your references at the ready. Stay safe!

BD69.

[QUOTE=WordSmithFour;1539607]Anyone want to share thoughts on Dixie?[/QUOTE]

I can definetly vouch for dixie she is a wonderful provider and so much more fun in person. Anyone that has not made an appt with dixie should do so you won't be dissapointed.

[QUOTE=BiggerDog69; 1539875]I have seen Dixie many times. Just like the hot girl next door with a fantastic. Body. She has a few limits (no DFK) for example, but has been worth every penny in my book. I like my. Smaller girls, and she fits the bill perfectly. If you treat her right, you can't go wrong. She screens cautiously, so have your references at the ready. Stay safe!

BD69.[/QUOTE]Thanks, BD69! Now THAT'S how this board should be used.