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[QUOTE=Zimbler; 1632023]Just tell her to start charging you for sex.

Problem solved.[/QUOTE]I have to say that this response has had me laughing all morning. Simple, elegant solution to a complex problem.

[QUOTE=RolandDeschain; 1631447]I think you've described the big problem with being a monger. We like the pay for play detachment. Perhaps explaining to her that you've had issues with past relationships in that the women you've been with never seemed to be too emotionally attached. If you really like her and want to possibly make this work, allow her to help you work through it. It will be more endearing to her that she's helping you move past an obstacle in your relationship. Anyway, that would work better than the truth about your history.

Just my. 02 cents.

Roland[/QUOTE]Women love a project. This will buy you the time you need to just relax, enjoy your new relationship, and not worry about performing. She's looking for more than a good lay.

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead; 1631415]I thought I'd share with you a problem I'm having & get your opinion as to if I'm normal. For as many years as I can remember I have only paid women for sex & have avoided all romantic relationships like the plague. Now I've met a gal I really like, we've hit it off big time socially, romantically etc. But unlike with all the many gals I've paid for sex, I have a major problem performing sexually with her. It's like my brain has been conditioned to only have only a certain type of non-relationship sex. It bothers the shit out of me & I really want this to change so I don't piss her off.

Opinions?

Craven[/QUOTE]Craven, don't despair. I have been out of the relationship game for some time and have had fun with providers instead. While I have not encountered your particular problem with a woman I got involved with, there were times when it did worry me. Enjoy what you've found and don't worry about things too much. Sometimes we pressure ourselves too much and that leads our brains to create issues where none really exist. Be happy that you've found someone you like, who likes you and who you enjoy. Stop the pressure and everything will fall into place for you. In truth, I envy you. Good luck!

I've got a similar issue. It seems like the girls that I pay to see, I can't last more than a few minutes. But the woman I'm with I can last for 1/2 hour or more. It's not like the girls that I see are super tight in comparison, maybe its the excitement. But I look at it from the standpoint that I'm paying for it either way. Whether it is a nice dinner and night out with my woman that cost as much or more than a 1/2 hour with a provider.

[QUOTE=Imnur12;1636789]Craven, don't despair. I have been out of the relationship game for some time and have had fun with providers instead. While I have not encountered your particular problem with a woman I got involved with, there were times when it did worry me. Enjoy what you've found and don't worry about things too much. Sometimes we pressure ourselves too much and that leads our brains to create issues where none really exist. Be happy that you've found someone you like, who likes you and who you enjoy. Stop the pressure and everything will fall into place for you. In truth, I envy you. Good luck![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater;1607608]Hey guys! I'm still trying to put together this party! I'd like 20 to 30 guys there so it will be profitable for the strippers. This is a [red]D[/red]ick [red]O[/red]ut [red]L[/red]ap [red]D[/red]ance party. The lap dances will all be done with full exposure. More will be available as the night rolls on. Should there be a pussy eating contest? Two wh0res made to lick each other? Hot oil wrestling? C'mon you pervs, let me know! I thought this would be more popular than this. Should we have beer or a wet bar? Let's kick January in the ASS guys! PM me with suggestions!l.[/QUOTE]Did this get off the ground tonight as you planned?I was getting updates from you on PM until the last few days and the location was never given to me. What happened?

[QUOTE=HawkEye11;1643793]I've got a similar issue. It seems like the girls that I pay to see, I can't last more than a few minutes. But the woman I'm with I can last for 1/2 hour or more. It's not like the girls that I see are super tight in comparison, maybe its the excitement. But I look at it from the standpoint that I'm paying for it either way. Whether it is a nice dinner and night out with my woman that cost as much or more than a 1/2 hour with a provider.[/QUOTE]I had this happen to me today. I think it was partially the excitement of trying something I've really been looking forward to. The other part was that I was about to get more than I bargained for and I just lost it. I've been wanting to try a Nuru massage ever since I saw it done on a porn site. Well today was my day, and while I wouldn't say that being a quick shooter ruined the whole experience for me, it did leave me feeling like I didn't get my money's worth. I'll post the details of that visit in massage parlor reports.

Here's an unrelated question to the above. I'm taking a break from the hobby, but my trac phone has 44 service days left and like 200 minutes left on it. I'd hate to see it go to waste, and was thinking of offering it up here for sale for a bargain. I just don't remember how much personal info was involved in the registration process. Is it wise to sell it to someone else to use, or should I just crunch it in a vise and eat what I have invested in it?

Flatopper,

Still waiting for your comments on Nura in Massage section.

Details please. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Flattopper; 1645681]I had this happen to me today. I think it was partially the excitement of trying something I've really been looking forward to. The other part was that I was about to get more than I bargained for and I just lost it. I've been wanting to try a Nuru massage ever since I saw it done on a porn site. Well today was my day, and while I wouldn't say that being a quick shooter ruined the whole experience for me, it did leave me feeling like I didn't get my money's worth. I'll post the details of that visit in massage parlor reports.

Here's an unrelated question to the above. I'm taking a break from the hobby, but my trac phone has 44 service days left and like 200 minutes left on it. I'd hate to see it go to waste, and was thinking of offering it up here for sale for a bargain. I just don't remember how much personal info was involved in the registration process. Is it wise to sell it to someone else to use, or should I just crunch it in a vise and eat what I have invested in it?[/QUOTE]

I have a UTR asian gal (she is 23 and petite small breast B cup) that is interested in a Sugar Daddy situation. I am not interested in that type of set up nor could I afford that. If your interested PM me, but only if your interested in a Sugar Daddy situation with this gal she does not want to escort.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1645529]Did this get off the ground tonight as you planned?I was getting updates from you on PM until the last few days and the location was never given to me. What happened?[/QUOTE]Ok guys, my mistake. I should have told you to RSVP me BEFORE the day of the party. Tuesday I was busy running around getting ready, so I was not at my computer. I see many of you RSVP'd me on Tuesday, which was really too late. That's okay, we had a small turn out with only three girls, but I think they made money and the guys who were there were happy. Here's pics of the Black girls, the white girl didn't want her picture taken. They're demonstrating the "Slippery Nipples" that were available at the party. Also, they do want to escort, so if you want their numbers, PM me. We'll do another one in March, and maybe there'll be a few more seniors on the board then.

The big girl is Kelly and the the smaller girl is Michelle. Enjoy the pics!

Cooch.

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Was looking over come criminal files and recognized a name from a few years ago. She's 52, separated, has gotten a couple of shoplifting tickets. Attractive and fit. Kind of a goofy hairdo. I went to her court hearing and laid low. Then approached her afterward. She's out of a job, husband threw her out, living in a low end duplex and needs money. I met her years ago thinking she was a SW but I was mistaken. Still I got her name and would run a background check on her every couple of years. Well, now its time to make a move.

I offered her a ride with a stop for coffee so she would not have to take the bus. She is a chronic liar so I don't know what to believe. I'm certain she is mentally ill. She tried to tell me she had a traffic ticket and she is divorcing her husband. No, she is a criminal and her husband is divorcing her, but I did not let on I knew. She is dead broke and really needs money. She said she has been applying for jobs everywhere. Obviously no one in their right mind is going to hire her. I can tell she bull shits her way around but she knew I'm a little too smart for that and I could tell she was a little intimidated by me.

I told her if she needed a friend with benefits I'd pay her $150 hour. She looked at me in shock and disgust. I told her I am not into dating but I like her and found her attractive. She thought about it for a bit and agreed. Picking her up in the morning. She wasn't mentally prepared today. She's got a really nice figure. Downside it the goofy hairdo and her feet, toes are all crooked. But she did look nice with her jewelry and makeup.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1647977]Ok guys, my mistake. I should have told you to RSVP me BEFORE the day of the party. Tuesday I was busy running around getting ready, so I was not at my computer. I see many of you RSVP'd me on Tuesday, which was really too late. That's okay, we had a small turn out with only three girls, but I think they made money and the guys who were there were happy. Here's pics of the Black girls, the white girl didn't want her picture taken. They're demonstrating the "Slippery Nipples" that were available at the party. Also, they do want to escort, so if you want their numbers, PM me. We'll do another one in March, and maybe there'll be a few more seniors on the board then.

The big girl is Kelly and the the smaller girl is Michelle. Enjoy the pics!

Cooch.

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[ATTACH=CONFIG]223555[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Wow Coochie Eater this two are beautiful. I know you did PM me but it was hard for me ti get there but if organize something with girls that look like them I have to take off work and go. Very nice. DOC

A few months ago, I wrote about meeting a black DD hottie off Lisbon who calls herself Kamiyah. She comes across as a real hard ass because she's had a tough life. Only 19 with 8 younger siblings but 7 are in social services and she claims she doesn't know where they are. But, she is finally warming up to me. I've been seeing her off & on for car dates but with the colder weather, I visit her at her place around 30 & Highland. Stopped there last Friday. Her roommate was upstairs so we stayed on the couch downstairs. Lots of oral activity on both sides. Overall, a great time; relaxed and no rush at all.

From the description, I thought the roommate was an older, overweight woman. But she came downstairs just as I was ready to leave. She was almost as good looking as Kamiyah and I've said before that Kamiyah's looks are hypnotizing. Now I'm wondering if a 3-way is in my future. I'll let you know if it happens.

[QUOTE=Iceman20; 1649595]A few months ago, I wrote about meeting a black DD hottie off Lisbon who calls herself Kamiyah. She comes across as a real hard ass because she's had a tough life. Only 19 with 8 younger siblings but 7 are in social services and she claims she doesn't know where they are. But, she is finally warming up to me. I've been seeing her off & on for car dates but with the colder weather, I visit her at her place around 30 & Highland. Stopped there last Friday. Her roommate was upstairs so we stayed on the couch downstairs. Lots of oral activity on both sides. Overall, a great time; relaxed and no rush at all.

From the description, I thought the roommate was an older, overweight woman. But she came downstairs just as I was ready to leave. She was almost as good looking as Kamiyah and I've said before that Kamiyah's looks are hypnotizing. Now I'm wondering if a 3-way is in my future. I'll let you know if it happens.[/QUOTE]Does she meander on the location you found her? I haven't seen anyone that fits that description. I'm crossing my fingers for yo on the 3 way.

I just wanted to let some of you gentlemen know about a app for your phone called Skout. It's free to use and tons of chicks on there. I've been using this app for about 5 months now. Ton's of dipshit girls on here. I've fucked 4 girls off of there without putting in much effort at all.

Now, I'm a decent looking guy who is pretty outgoing. The current piece of ass I scored with 2x's is a married chick from the falls (hope its not any of your wifes!). I met this chick at a food store parking lot and banged her in my back seat! It's that easy with some of these girls nowadays.

I encourage some of you guys who are decent looking and most importantly still have "game". This is a gold mine. Tons and tons of single moms who are so dumb. They fall for easy pickup lines. I love the ones who say "no one night stands" LOL. I banged all of the girls I met on the same night going out with them. The best thing I use a tracphone LOL. They never know my number. Each one (other then the house wife) I banged at there places.

I get to there place watch a movie. Next, thing I say."hey are you good at shoulder rubs?" They all say I'm the best! LOL. Then I go in for the kiss after my 30min shoulder rub LOL. I say OMG I never do this on the first date! Next, thing I've got my cock out with there lips wrapped around my cock!

A quick story about a 22yr old (I'm 35yrs old) I met from stallis of there over 2 months ago. I go to her place to "watch" a movie THE same night I spoke with her off that app! After about 30mins of watching some movie. I ask."so are you good at giving shoulder rubs? (now I do lift wts 4x's a week so I've got some muscles) My shoulders are killing me from lifting at the gym today". She say's "I'm awesome at it and my hands never get tired". Well, being the dirtbag I am. I had this babe giving me a shoulder rub for over a hour! At that point she said her hands where tired. Now I'm sitting on her couch. She went to get some water from the kitchen. At this point she comes up behind the couch and starts rubbing my shoulders. I lean my head back and grab the back of her head with my hand to kiss her. She starts moaning while I'm kissing her (LOL WTF?). Apparently she was getting wet while giving me my shoulder rubs! I stand up and pick her up. I proceed to her bedroom. Guys I pounded this little 22yr old like a pornstar. She gave awesome head! At this point she said " I want to feel your tongue" I ignored her LOL. I don't eat the pussy unless I'm dating the girl. Fuck that! I leave the pussy eating for some of you gentlemen.

After a good 1 hour of fucking and getting my cock sucked I was tired (2 nuts later). I told myself just sleep her and leave in the morning. Well, about 2 mins after round #2 she starts to cuddle up next to me. Then the funny part. (again this girl is 22yrs old) she says " Sooo does this make us boyfriend and girlfriend" LOL. I thought she was kidding BUT, she wasn't. I said "no this doesn't mean that". She instantly got pissy and said " FINE I don't want a boy I want a man that knows what he wants!". WTF is this girl smoking. She just met me a few hours ago AND let me bang her! What a wacko! Needless to say I was tired and still ended up sleeping in her bed.

I woke up at like 7am. She got up walked me to the door. I said thanks for the fun night LOL. She said "fuck you asshole" and slammed the door! Good times.

PS- Lookingforlefty is my idle. I'm learning from you my friend.

Guys give this a app a try!

Up until April or May of 2012 I saw Lisa pretty much weekly and was never disappointed. Then she vanishes into thin air and I'm hoping that one of you guys might have been lucky enough to cross paths with her. I originally met her off the chatline and I'd pick her up at her grandparents house in Milwaukee. She lived on 25th Street two blocks north of Hampton in a single family house. Here are a few pictures to enjoy and if anyone is seeing her I'd love to get in touch with her again. She's one of the best.

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