Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Keilwerth;1590704]I thought I had the Hoover place figured out. I went in for a massage and got a good table shower by Lily. The TS was good and included good coverage, so I was disappointed to be passed off to another girl for the massage. When nothing happened in the massage I decided to make an appt with Lily for a massage the next day. Unfortunately, no joy from her either, although the shower was great and she was very thorough. At this point I'm of the opinion that nothing is available despite reports to the contrary.[/QUOTE]Did you make it obvious what you wanted? When I got mine two weeks ago I made sure the towel was off when I rolled over. The lady was not in a hurry to cover me up. When she did cover me my junk was still out on the left side.

I smiled at her a lot then eventually she did what I had been hoping for.

Ok, I had the day off and decided to give Hoover one more try. I had time to kill so I opted for the most relaxing time, hot table shower, massage, then table shower again to remove the oils. The girl in glasses cleaned everything quite well, going back to pay special attention to some areas. Then, I got a massage that might be the best I've ever had. Not too hard, not too soft. Plenty of back walking and glute work. I was sure things were going to progress, but she stopped short. She had no problem with me removing the drape, and she liberally rubbed everywhere but the shaft itself. She was happy to massage everything in the area while I took care of business myself, and then cleaned me up. If you're willing to clean up, why not just do the deed? I don't know. Anyway, the final shower was extra good, and she used that slick soapy sponge and hand to just about do the trick a second time. All in all, a decent 90 minutes.

Went to the foot / accupressure place yesterday across from Crest Cadillac.

Place was dead. This time the owner showed me in and again I turned down the shower.

Ended up with same girl. Do pronounced "Dew" is her name.

She remembered me from last time so when I turned over she didn't even bother covering me up.

Not hot or anything but gives a great massage and HE.

Anyone scored yet at Panda?

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1602899]Went to the foot / accupressure place yesterday across from Crest Cadillac.

Place was dead. This time the owner showed me in and again I turned down the shower.

Ended up with same girl. Do pronounced "Dew" is her name.

She remembered me from last time so when I turned over she didn't even bother covering me up.

Not hot or anything but gives a great massage and HE.

Anyone scored yet at Panda?[/QUOTE]Is this the girl with the glasses? I know Lily is the taller one, and doesn't appear to do anything. Then there is glasses girl, and an older, shorter lady.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1602899]Went to the foot / accupressure place yesterday across from Crest Cadillac.

Place was dead. This time the owner showed me in and again I turned down the shower.

Ended up with same girl. Do pronounced "Dew" is her name.

She remembered me from last time so when I turned over she didn't even bother covering me up.

Not hot or anything but gives a great massage and HE.

Anyone scored yet at Panda?[/QUOTE]I can verify what TwoWheels is saying, although the HE was kind of rough and mechanical to me. Also, the younger girl with the glasses gives the better massage.

[QUOTE=Keilwerth;1603366]Is this the girl with the glasses? I know Lily is the taller one, and doesn't appear to do anything. Then there is glasses girl, and an older, shorter lady.[/QUOTE]She wasn't wearing glasses. I'd put this lady in her late forties maybe early fifties. Says her name is Do, Doo or Dew.

Her he was a bit rough. Thought she was trying to start a fire on my pole. LOL

I am new to the area. Are there any good jerk shops in the area? Please pm with details.

Went to foot accupressure, asked for Doo, said she no longer worked there. Can anyone confirm?

[QUOTE=KickKid;1606708]Went to foot accupressure, asked for Doo, said she no longer worked there. Can anyone confirm?[/QUOTE]Well that is not good. Maybe word got out about her giving HE.

It's been two weeks since I was there so not sure.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1607003]Well that is not good. Maybe word got out about her giving HE.

It's been two weeks since I was there so not sure.[/QUOTE]Just recently found this site. I found out the same thing about dew today. Anyone else here give HE?

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1607003]Well that is not good. Maybe word got out about her giving HE.

It's been two weeks since I was there so not sure.[/QUOTE]I saw her about 4 days ago.

[QUOTE=Bully;1607265]I saw her about 4 days ago.[/QUOTE]I went yesterday and was told on the phone before I went. I hope they just got sick of people asking for her. Se was great.

Anybody check this out on 280?

A Touch Of Paradise! Therapeutic / Tantric Full Body Massage. Near Summit Mall hwy 280 East. 34.

Stop bye for a Warm / Relaxing break-Wed-Thurs 12:30-6 Pm 205-8-six-2-six-4-7-3 or 205-six-1-3-8-two-3-1 (limited appmts) No Blocked, Pay Phone or text messages). X0x0.

Thanks.

Xoxo.

Poster's age: 34.

Location: Birmingham, Hwy 280 E- near Sup Grill.

Post ID: 5488038 birmingham.

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-touch-of-paradise-therapeutic-tantric-full-body-massagenear-summit-mall-hwy-280-east-34/5488038[/url]

[QUOTE=Walter White; 1608578]Anybody check this out on 280?

A Touch Of Paradise! Therapeutic / Tantric Full Body Massage. Near Summit Mall hwy 280 East. 34.

Stop bye for a Warm / Relaxing break-Wed-Thurs 12:30-6 Pm 205-8-six-2-six-4-7-3 or 205-six-1-3-8-two-3-1 (limited appmts) No Blocked, Pay Phone or text messages). X0x0.

Thanks.

Xoxo.

Poster's age: 34.

Location: Birmingham, Hwy 280 E- near Sup Grill.

Post ID: 5488038 birmingham.

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-touch-of-paradise-therapeutic-tantric-full-body-massagenear-summit-mall-hwy-280-east-34/5488038[/url][/QUOTE]Been there, she's got a great body. Just a rub and tug though. No table. Impossible to get an appointment. I've been trying to go back so it must not be too bad.

[QUOTE=Walter White; 1608578]Anybody check this out on 280?

A Touch Of Paradise! Therapeutic / Tantric Full Body Massage. Near Summit Mall hwy 280 East. 34.

Stop bye for a Warm / Relaxing break-Wed-Thurs 12:30-6 Pm 205-8-six-2-six-4-7-3 or 205-six-1-3-8-two-3-1 (limited appmts) No Blocked, Pay Phone or text messages). X0x0.

Thanks.

Xoxo.

Poster's age: 34.

Location: Birmingham, Hwy 280 E- near Sup Grill.

Post ID: 5488038 birmingham.

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-touch-of-paradise-therapeutic-tantric-full-body-massagenear-summit-mall-hwy-280-east-34/5488038[/url][/QUOTE]I seen her a couple of times well worth it ok massage very sexy body, HE DATY mutual touch nice clean safe location.

Is this the muscular chick that never shows her face in the pics? I always thought that maybe it was he / she.

[QUOTE=Walter White; 1608578]Anybody check this out on 280?

A Touch Of Paradise! Therapeutic / Tantric Full Body Massage. Near Summit Mall hwy 280 East. 34.

Stop bye for a Warm / Relaxing break-Wed-Thurs 12:30-6 Pm 205-8-six-2-six-4-7-3 or 205-six-1-3-8-two-3-1 (limited appmts) No Blocked, Pay Phone or text messages). X0x0.

Thanks.

Xoxo.

Poster's age: 34.

Location: Birmingham, Hwy 280 E- near Sup Grill.

Post ID: 5488038 birmingham.

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-touch-of-paradise-therapeutic-tantric-full-body-massagenear-summit-mall-hwy-280-east-34/5488038[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1609526]Is this the muscular chick that never shows her face in the pics? I always thought that maybe it was he / she.[/QUOTE]Yeah, no he / she. Very much in shape though.

I called the hoover place, asked for "doo", no dice, decided to head that way anyhow. Was about 8:30, got the girl with the glasses. Completely uncovered shower, no paper shorts, I didn't even have to wear the robe from room to room. Great shower, made sure all of the tender bits were nice and clean. Once back in the room, the hour long massage started uncovered, it was absolutely fantastic. I was unaware that my ass and inner thighs could be massaged so well. Upon the flip I was hard as a rock, as the massaged moved further south, she put an excess amount of massage goo on my dick, I instantly took the hint. Handled myself for a while, finally blew off my steam. She provided a great clean up, even wiped off my hands. LOL.

Smoke

Stopped into Bali the other night.

Saw a young, petite girl with kinda blonde highlighted hair. She asked if I'd been before and I said yes. She asked how much I paid and for what. I told her. 6 for the massage +$ for everything. She said 'everything is $.40'. I showed her I only had $.60 total (still hadn't paid the door) and she said ok, only this time.

Table shower was decent as far as playing, but not great for cleaning.

Back in the room she stripped right down immediately and had a cover in her hand

No massage at all just right to it.

She was very tight and quiet. After I finished she went for hot towel and rubbed my neck and head for just a minute. Then started trying to get me dressed. Overall I felt pretty rushed, but liked paying upfront so there was no negotiating when I was naked. It fit the bill, but I still would have liked a massage.

Would you repeat with her? Did you see anyone else there?

[QUOTE=Big Dal; 1616118]Stopped into Bali the other night.

Saw a young, petite girl with kinda blonde highlighted hair. She asked if I'd been before and I said yes. She asked how much I paid and for what. I told her. 6 for the massage +$ for everything. She said 'everything is $.40'. I showed her I only had $.60 total (still hadn't paid the door) and she said ok, only this time.

Table shower was decent as far as playing, but not great for cleaning.

Back in the room she stripped right down immediately and had a cover in her hand

No massage at all just right to it.

She was very tight and quiet. After I finished she went for hot towel and rubbed my neck and head for just a minute. Then started trying to get me dressed. Overall I felt pretty rushed, but liked paying upfront so there was no negotiating when I was naked. It fit the bill, but I still would have liked a massage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cigar Smoke; 1615203]I called the hoover place, asked for "doo", no dice, decided to head that way anyhow. Was about 8:30, got the girl with the glasses. Completely uncovered shower, no paper shorts, I didn't even have to wear the robe from room to room. Great shower, made sure all of the tender bits were nice and clean. Once back in the room, the hour long massage started uncovered, it was absolutely fantastic. I was unaware that my ass and inner thighs could be massaged so well. Upon the flip I was hard as a rock, as the massaged moved further south, she put an excess amount of massage goo on my dick, I instantly took the hint. Handled myself for a while, finally blew off my steam. She provided a great clean up, even wiped off my hands. LOL.

Smoke[/QUOTE]Did they tell you she was no longer working there? I don't get it, why would they fire her if they are willing to let you finish the job? Maybe she quit. Anyways, did you catch the girl with glasses name? I hope they start doing HE like doo, she was awesome.

Does anyone know the "girl with the glasses" name?

[QUOTE=Cigar Smoke; 1615203]I called the hoover place, asked for "doo", no dice, decided to head that way anyhow. Was about 8:30, got the girl with the glasses. Completely uncovered shower, no paper shorts, I didn't even have to wear the robe from room to room. Great shower, made sure all of the tender bits were nice and clean. Once back in the room, the hour long massage started uncovered, it was absolutely fantastic. I was unaware that my ass and inner thighs could be massaged so well. Upon the flip I was hard as a rock, as the massaged moved further south, she put an excess amount of massage goo on my dick, I instantly took the hint. Handled myself for a while, finally blew off my steam. She provided a great clean up, even wiped off my hands. LOL.

Smoke[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1617070]Does anyone know the "girl with the glasses" name?[/QUOTE]They told me last time, but I couldn't really understand. You can do what I did, and just ask for "the girl with the glasses". Really great massage.

Apparently she is the only one that works there. Other than this old lady who apparently isn't there anymore,"the girl with glasses" is all you hear about.

[QUOTE=Bully;1617139]They told me last time, but I couldn't really understand. You can do what I did, and just ask for "the girl with the glasses". Really great massage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1617564]Apparently she is the only one that works there. Other than this old lady who apparently isn't there anymore,"the girl with glasses" is all you hear about.[/QUOTE]No, there is Lily, who is a little taller (not great massage) and another one that was unremarkable.

[QUOTE=Bully;1617712]No, there is Lily, who is a little taller (not great massage) and another one that was unremarkable.[/QUOTE]Does Lily or the girl with glasses do HE?

[QUOTE=KickKid;1618008]Does Lily or the girl with glasses do HE?[/QUOTE]No, with Dew gone, everything is self-serve.

[QUOTE=Bully;1618485]No, with Dew gone, everything is self-serve.[/QUOTE]WTF! I can get self-service at home, for free. Why bother spending time and money for a tease? I am willing to tip providers for service, but can't see the point in just to end up being frustrated.

Do any of these women show off their bodies or allow any "roaming hands?"

I have never nor ever will self-serve, especially in an AMP. I've said it before and will again. Not all Asian parlors are the same. Chinese women are nothing like Korean women when it comes to sensuality and don't provide any services. Typically.

[QUOTE=Bhm Guy; 1618607]WTF! I can get self-service at home, for free. Why bother spending time and money for a tease? I am willing to tip providers for service, but can't see the point in just to end up being frustrated.

Do any of these women show off their bodies or allow any "roaming hands?"[/QUOTE]

But I did have a good time with Diana again. I actually called ahead to request Jessie, and the mamasan said she had three new girls. I said "so Jessie's not there any more?" No."What about Diana?" Thankfully, Diana was still there.

When I arrived, I told mamasan that I had called ahead, but asked to see the other girls just in case one of them happened to be hotter than Diana. I was hoping for a lineup, but got sent to a room instead. In walks Alicia, which I think is the girl Big Dal saw (blonde with highlights). She was OK but I knew I'd get what I wanted with Diana, so I told Alicia that I had called ahead. She said "You don't like me?" to which I replied "I like you just fine, but I made an appointment with Diana." She disappeared for a moment, came back and said Diana was busy and wouldn't be available for 30 minutes. Alicia offered to give me a TS and have Diana come in for the massage; I was thinking of accepting that but she disappeared again. Mamasan then came in to try and figure out what I wanted. I explained again, and she said "OK, you wait." I'm already undressed with a towel around my waist at this point. I wanted to tell her that Alicia's offer was just fine, but I wasn't sure she would understand. At any rate, Mamasan comes back in and says "I give you free massage while you wait for Diana." I said OK, fine, I just need to leave by a certain time since I had an appointment later. Mamasan understood and gave me a less-than-decent shoulder rub through the towel; she made small talk about Gangnam Style and mentioned that Diana was a very sexy girl. (No question about what goes on in these places, huh?)

Finally Diana comes in, gives me a hug and is very apologetic about my wait. I told her that was fine; off to the TS we went, she was quick but thorough. Back to the room, she hops on the table like last time to straddle me for the massage. I wasted no time squeezing her ass, and she hopped down and said "Ok, you pay now?" I said sure, paid the expected amount, and off came her little dress. I sat on the edge of the table, picked her up, and sat her on my dick, holding her by that fine, tight ass and basically lifting her up and down on my shaft. She was very much into it, more vocal than my last experience. Next we went doggy on the table, and finally spread-eagle mish to the end, and she was really into it at that point. I'm thinking I should have pulled out and come on those tits. Might try that next time. She cleaned me up, hot towel and all, and was very affectionate before she left. Nothing at all mechanical about this girl, at least not on this day. She left to clean up as I finished getting dressed, and mamasan came to change out the tablecloths as I was putting my shoes on. Mamasan asked "You get good massage? Ha ha." Of course I did!

So is Bali the only place open in town nowadays? I know some of the others have been busted.

Has anyone tried Alicia besides big dal is she new.

I've been back a few times but haven't seen Diana lately. Might have to change that next time though! Last time I saw BeBe and while not as adventurous as Diana she was very attentive and into it. Massage was decent although I don't think she touched my legs. I would definitely repeat again. Haven't seen the Alicia mentioned.

I believe VIP is still open but I haven't been there in some time. I don't know of anything else other than these 2. Too bad. Variety is the spice of life!

Does anyone know of an AMP (I'm only familiar with Bali and VIP) or independent masseuse that performs prostate massages?

[QUOTE=Big Dal; 1616118]Stopped into Bali the other night.

Saw a young, petite girl with kinda blonde highlighted hair. She asked if I'd been before and I said yes. She asked how much I paid and for what. I told her. 6 for the massage +$ for everything. She said 'everything is $.40'. I showed her I only had $.60 total (still hadn't paid the door) and she said ok, only this time.

Table shower was decent as far as playing, but not great for cleaning.

Back in the room she stripped right down immediately and had a cover in her hand

No massage at all just right to it.

She was very tight and quiet. After I finished she went for hot towel and rubbed my neck and head for just a minute. Then started trying to get me dressed. Overall I felt pretty rushed, but liked paying upfront so there was no negotiating when I was naked. It fit the bill, but I still would have liked a massage.[/QUOTE]Well the curiosity killed me so I thought I would TOFTT and stop by Bali to see Alicia. Intel for why'all and an early Christmas present for me. I'll cut to the chase, I had a much more enjoyable time than the fellow I quoted. She gave a great TS, with plenty of cleaning and playing. Maybe I caught her on a good day because it was one of the better ones I've had. Took a sauna for a few and back to the room. I didn't tip up front, probably should've as it is annoying to have to stop. I tipped the usual $.4 BTW. She gave a good massage and spent a lot of time on my legs and feet which I enjoyed.

When she returned she was quite playful and seemed very in to it. I didn't feel rushed at all. She dressed me at the end and sat for a bit to chat. Very nice time actually. PM for more details.

I still need to get back to see Dianna though!

I had to check it out. Saw Cherry. Hot spinner type. 60 for TS / massage. 60 more to leave happy. Wanted $$ for everything. Not sure if this is the going rate here in the "B". Will most likely return.

Most of the time at any AMP you can get FS for anywhere from a buck 20 and up. You just have to do a little talking. Go in there with a set amount and start haggling. Don't go over it and take what you can get. You could take $120 total for a half hour and then when it comes to business, ask about a price for an HJ. For that anywhere it's. 60, but you can get it for. 40. If you agree on. 40 good. Well, you know you have. 80 left over. Well, then say you want FS but only have such and such amount. If she is a ball buster and won't do anything, you at least have lowballed her for a. 40 HJ. And you leave with. 40 in your pocket. And the whole time she is going to be thinking about that extra money you have and will want you to part with it. And normally that's when they give in. Sometimes it depends on how busy they have been, and whether or not there is a new girl and so on as to how stingy on price they will be. It's like buying a car. If a car salesman wants to play hard ball, all you tell them is "hey buddy, you know I just didn't walk in here right?" And the same for an AMP. When they think that they realize you don't need them to take care of you and you look like you are going to walk out without getting anything more than a massage, they'll come around. And never pay for an hour. Sitting around in the steam room, getting a bath with a sponge that half of Bham has used and then getting some light massage. No thanks. Do what you have to do in 30 and get out of there.

[QUOTE=RedMustang;1624214]I had to check it out. Saw Cherry. Hot spinner type. 60 for TS / massage. 60 more to leave happy. Wanted $$ for everything. Not sure if this is the going rate here in the "B". Will most likely return.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1624234]Most of the time at any AMP you can get FS for anywhere from a buck 20 and up. You just have to do a little talking. Go in there with a set amount and start haggling. Don't go over it and take what you can get. You could take $120 total for a half hour and then when it comes to business, ask about a price for an HJ. For that anywhere it's. 60, but you can get it for. 40. If you agree on. 40 good. Well, you know you have. 80 left over. Well, then say you want FS but only have such and such amount. If she is a ball buster and won't do anything, you at least have lowballed her for a. 40 HJ. And you leave with. 40 in your pocket. And the whole time she is going to be thinking about that extra money you have and will want you to part with it. And normally that's when they give in. Sometimes it depends on how busy they have been, and whether or not there is a new girl and so on as to how stingy on price they will be. It's like buying a car. If a car salesman wants to play hard ball, all you tell them is "hey buddy, you know I just didn't walk in here right?" And the same for an AMP. When they think that they realize you don't need them to take care of you and you look like you are going to walk out without getting anything more than a massage, they'll come around. And never pay for an hour. Sitting around in the steam room, getting a bath with a sponge that half of Bham has used and then getting some light massage. No thanks. Do what you have to do in 30 and get out of there.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the input. Are there any other AMP's around?

The only other one I know is the one by Wal Mart. VIP maybe? I haven't been in a AMP in years. I think the last time I went I went to the Q, which was Paradise. The few times I 've been by VIP, I don't know if it's open or not. Call and find out. If I was back in the game, that would be the one I would choose and it has nothing to do with girls. It has to do with location. If I were going there I would park out at the end of Wal Mart parking lot and walk over there. I never liked AMP's where you couldn't park somewhere else. I never wanted to have my vehicle in the front door of this sort of establishment. At the old Q I would park at O Charlies. At the old VIP in Center Point I would park in the parking lot in front of Ci Ci's pizza. At Fuji, they had a big enough parking lot with a seafood restaraunt. The idea was to blend in. And when I started mongering I used that same logic. I never wanted to be out by myself somewhere. I took girls to the parking lot of the Piggly Wiggly in Woodlawn, Century Plaza when it was there. I went across the road to where Tijuana Maxx used to be and parked in that lot. I 've gone to the Festival Center. I've gone to the parking lots of both the Holiday Inn and the other motel at the airport exit. With tinted windows, no one is the wiser. You're just a car parked in the parking lot with two people in it. I tried to park where I thought the employess parked also. You can recieve your BJ in comfort without having to worry about some scumbag coming up on you. The good ol days were about 20 years ago as far as AMP's were concerned. And Fuji was and will always be the best.

[QUOTE=RedMustang;1624237]I appreciate the input. Are there any other AMP's around?[/QUOTE]

Fuji spa was the very first AMP I ever visited many years ago. Most memorable girl for me was a tall beauty named sara. Going back proably close to twenty years or more. Fuji was indeed almost always good but for me time aroma during it's heyday was the best with the likes of incredible girls like coco and bebe. Visited all in bham over the years (fuji, pinetree, VIP, tokyo, qt, q, time, etc.) does anyone know if any american spa-like places around any longer. Used to be placed called relax bham but chicks were pretty rough and they've been gone awhile.

Anyone ever seen "Kay" for sensual massage?

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/oo-educated-in-the-art-of-massage-o-o-gifted-in-the-art-of-touch-oo/6663159[/url]

Just curious. May TOFTT this week.