Sydney Thomas: outstanding performance. Thanks Anonone.
After a review like the one below from Anonone I, too, DOFTT (Dreampt one for the team). Same 300 as Anonone incurred. Worth every second. Sydney Thomas immerses herself. Nearly every detail in the report below was duplicated and then some. Play nice and she responds passionately. Run to Sydney Thomas (don't walk). See the contact link below to contact. Enjoy. Be safe. Cam.
[QUOTE=Anonone; 1400757]Well fellow mongers, Anon saved his pennies up and went north on a quest to visit the Sleep Study Lab in search of more lucid dreaming run by our resident porn star Sydney Thomas. At over 300 cans of Coke Zero, the barter gave me pause, but I decided to TOFTT and do recon on whether she was as awesome in person as she is in her various videos.
It was worth every dime I pinched and saved.
I found the Hobby Xanadu. She is simply beautiful. She re-defines the term "hot spinner body." Booking and screening was a breeze. She was a consummate professional on the phone, and via text / PMs. Very clear communication, prompt and punctual.
Once she arrived at my bed, exactly on time, I saw quite possibly the prettiest woman I have ever been in actual proximity of. She has these incredible eyes, and when her gaze falls on you, your knees go weak, you fall into a slumber, and have amazing dreams.
In my dream, her body was toned and in shape-very fun to touch and taste. Her dark curls just tumble over her shoulders like dark waterfalls. Treat her right and you will find her very responsive. In my dream, I spent plenty of time stoking the fires. She does squirt during the mix of digits and DATY, and it tastes like the nectar of the Gods.
My dream rippled a bit and soon I was on my back in my dream cubicle and she covered me in oil and did something I haven't done in almost a decade: "the lost art of the NURU stripper slide."
OMG! It took all my might to hold on and not waste that shot on goal, because I wanted to sample so much more. Those eyes are sexual and fierce. She seems to have an uncanny sense of what beats at the heart of a man's lust. She has a very intuitive mouth and fingers.
The BBBJ was nothing short of exquisite. She is BBBJTCNQNSCIMWS. She seems to think manjuice is chocolate and will work you furiously (BSL, DT, and twirling hands all in tandem with a mouth that is a whirling dervish) It felt like a half-an-hour, time stands still during her blow job, but it was probably more like three minutes-she had complete control over me.
Not only does she allow multiple shots on goal, she damn near insists on it. She cleaned me up, then began sliding all over nibbling, kissing, and touching until my stalk went firm again. Then it was CG / RCG / CG / RCG / CG. That's right fellas, she spins. Your body is her amusement ride.
I lasted a little longer, maybe seven minutes, and exploded again. Then her mouth was on me. She got all the gears working once again, breathing life into these old bones, and I felt like Superman. I pushed her against the backboard, entered her and rammed into her with all my might. We were both so loud, the folks in the room next door began pounding on the hotel wall. I came for the third time just before we collapsed to the bed giggling like teenagers. She hung out and we snuggled (she is not a clock watcher) and she tried to get me revved for a fourth time, but I begged her off. I needed a "samich and sleep." She led me to the shower and we cleaned each other off, which was very erotic. As I stepped out of the shower she gave my fat ass a playful slap and told me I better have more stamina next time.
I have to hit the gym. I forgot how much I like sport fucking.
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She is going to stay somewhat UTR for the time being. Senior members, that aren't jackasses, can PM me for contact information.[/QUOTE]
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[url]http://lovelyalexis.rare-companion.com/[/url][/QUOTE]Damn, what an awesome dream! I managed to dream about her last week and she still has that hot spinner body I remembered when I used to dream regularly up in CBUS when my business took me there quite often. She is a little bit older, but hasn't gained one pound, nor lost one bit of her flexibility. The BBBJCIM was exquisite. The CG / RCG spin, nothing short of awesome. In my dream, I got my final pop during Mish where she pulled her legs back past her shoulders-damn you got love a provider that trained as gymnast in her former life. She was prompt, punctual, and professional as always.
I don't get to dream up in Columbus as often as I used to. Let's hope she decides to make a dream visit to Cincinnati a monthly event!
My sincere apologies to Ms Molly
Varoom pointed out to me the lady I thought she was was in fact Eatin Crayons so my sincere apologies for my error on who I thought she was and many thanks for Varoom for pointing out the misconception. Maybe a bottle of V and a couple of trips around the dining table might help to smooth things over LOL Sorry Molly and thank you Varoom BBD
I wish the USASG had a like button!
[QUOTE=Varoom; 1403586]It involves me because I am trying to make a scrapbook out of all the eloquent and NUMEROUS posts you have made over this one baby refusing to see you, and I simply can't keep up with the sheer volume. What is it now. 6 or 8 posts you have rambled on over this (non) event? Get over it. It has turned out to look like your agenda is to hurt this baby and her business due to your hurt feelings. Does HONESTY, as you state it, mean that you have to criticize this gal into submission? I would think that one review of the details would be sufficient, but apparently it isn't with you Anon. Got to keep repeatedly hammering any female that doesn't jump to your liking. Oh, that is right, she was drinking; shame, shame. Give it up dude, these girls are not Mother Theresa clones.
As for me kissing up to some provider hoping for some traction out of it. This is simply not the case. As I told you in a PM, I have never seen the lady you had the issue with, and have no intention of doing so. So now what would be the reason Dick Tracy? You'll surely have some rambling reason, no doubt. Better thought, why don't you try giving the topic a break for a while? It seems that you have a bit of a personal problem with doing that Anon.
My apologies to those members who may not appreciate seeing either side of this but frankly Anon's repeated criticism of this gal because she wouldn't see him, or that she was drinking, no less. Is way beyond acceptable.[/QUOTE]Hit the nail right on the head. We said.
Anonone: So honesty is your policy? Great...
I do not have a dog in this fight, but would observe that I first was engaged when you made an extravagant post with lengthy narrative which implied that amazing pictures you posted were of the encounter you had with "porn star" Sydney. (For which you "saved your pennies" so that you could have the encounter.) You said you were trying to "raise the bar" on this forum... Sheesh... "Raise the bar???" It turns out that there was considerable deception in that post. Several forum members were sucked in by the pix, and they lavished praise on you for it. I too was amazed by the pix, and specifically asked you about several details about them a few of which have been answered only after several disseminating posts:
[url]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?4525-Escort-Classified-Ads-Member-Discussions&p=1401104&viewfull=1#post1401104[/url]
What I now know:
You posted professionally taken pictures implying that YOU took them. Direct questions about the circustances of the pix were ignored in your initial response. Professional pix off the web have NO place on the forum without specifically citing that they were taken by others, that they are only for reference, and carefully delineating what is fantasy and what is real.
When lavish compliments came in on your fantasy picture post, you only made a marginal effort to set the record straight. Careful parsing of your words were needed to read between the lines that NONE of the pictures you posted came from your encounter with Sydney. Right?
It feels like you are relying on smoke and mirrors to paint a fantasy that all mongers set as their goal.
I, for one, consider your Sydney post as [b]dishonest[/b] and intentionally deceptive. It is for good reason that you retracted all of the attention-getting pix you attached to your post. I have not seen all your other posts which other forum members have found egregious. But the theme seems to be to benefit your ego, and to unfairly criticize providers.
Your "Sydney" post immediately raised my suspicions as being TGTBT, and said so. I listed problems I had with it. I gave you my skeptical benefit of the doubt. But clearly, it was not deserved.
[QUOTE=Anonone;1403521]Like me, hate me, or merely be amused by me, one thing you can count on is [my] [b]honesty[/b].[/QUOTE]