I bailed at the last minute...
[QUOTE=Andy Kemper]phone# ends in 7900 -- this is Kelly in the trailer park up rt. 9 almost to the halfmoon bridge. I've never seen her, but if her pics from last year were accurate the new ones definitely are not. IIRC there was some weirdness with her boyfriend, like you could have a threesome or something.[/QUOTE]
I saw some new pics of this girl today on criags or backpage, dont remember now...But she looks pretty hot , lots of ink, but still hot. So I called her.
Three rings and she picked up, set up a time and proceeded to her incall location.
On the way I'm thinking, that I don't like the hotel she chose, at least during the daytime...maybe its a set-up with the boyfriend or maybe she was working with LE like the accusatory postings last summer...
So now as I get there, I'm a bit edgy and I've got the 'Full stealth radar' working in my mind. When I arrive I call her and let her know...she says she's 5 minutes away. I don't like the parking scene at this place , and to not leave my shit in the wind, I drive by and take a 5 minute ride.
On the turn around, I see a car let a guy out about a block from the hotel....I ended up following that car into the hotel, and its her. She sees me..gives me the nod and proceeds to head to my vehicle. I'm nervous (not usually like me, but I smell a rat) and keep looking around, and I see her boyfriend walking towards us...takes a quick turn and heads to a room. He looks like a gym rat/bodybuilder...not HUGE, but fit...fitter than me ;).
Anyway, she opens my passenger door and we say hi... She asked for the donation up front (*ding* rat alert*ding*). I say...no...I'll give you half or whatever you need for the room...
She says "I already got the room"...I said ok...I'll give you the money inside..She Says" No, I need the Money upfront". I say I never follow that practice...in the room only, sorry. She gets a bit annoyed and starts to tell me about "some jerk she met earlier, got into the room and stiffed her...whata freak"...blah blah blah...
I ask about her boyfriend, she says she doesn't know him (*ding* rat alert *ding*) ...I say "I just saw you drop him at the corner"...She says "he's not my boyfriend...its my 'bouncer'" ..I say...I don't know...I'm not comfortable...Got your dude hanging around...it doesnt feel right.
Again, she gets a little snotty and I said "thanks...no thanks...I'm out!" she closed my door and I drove away.
Not sure what the deal REALLY was...but It was not a comfortable situation from the start. And I got the feeling if I actually got in the room with her and didn't get jumped...she would have had a list of No-No's right from the start...not sure if that is true or not...
YMMV...but that was the Vibe I was getting. Giving me a hard time from the begining usually doesnt lead to a happy ending...literally.
Thats my story with this girl...PM me for more details if you so desire.
Stay safe
Peace
PK
iRiSh & ScOtIsH sWeatHeArT
Hello everyone, this thread has gotten a strong jolt of activity recently so I shall contribute to its rebirth. I recently had some exta time and money so I decided to give Sky a call. She posts on BP under the title "iRiSh & ScOtIsH sWeatHeArT." I did quick read through but found no reviews so I decided to toftt. I gave her a call and we agreed upon $20 roses for 1/2hr and she was pretty persistent it doing what was needed to get me to come out which made me hopeful of a good session.
After getting there I was greeted at the door by the girl that was not in the picture, said her name was Stacy, I was about to leave when i saw Sky sitting on the bed and it is the girl in the picture. I wasnt really used to having a friend in there which sent out a couple of alarms but I did a quick check to see if there were any bf in the bathroom and seemed clear and I dont mind putting on a show so I didnt say anything about her friend.
Before were about to get busy I go to take her clothes off and she informs me that taking her clothes off and anything more then a BJ would cost more money. I tell her "are you serious" as she gives me that snyed ya im gonna upsell the shit outta you look. It was there her friend said that she would provide full service if thats what I wanted for the agreed price and I replied that if I wanted you then I wouldve called you, then I took my money back and left.
Im so fucking tired of these providers who think they can upsell the shit out of us, please people dont encourage them, these people need to learn that upselling is bad business. Mabye this was a one time thing and if youve had a different expirence with this provider then please share with us but usually if a provider upsells to one then they upsell to all. If they feel they need to do this then just simply take your money and go somewhere else. The best part was that these girls acted suprised that I was leaving like they didnt think id have the balls to just walk out, dont fall into there trap, play by your rules youll come out happier in the end.
Though I am getting fustrated that there are little providers out there left to trust I was wondering if someone could PM me the number for leah, with all the good reviews about her im hoping I can finally get a proider worth seeing.
If you want anymore details pm me and ill be happy to share, and stay safe out there
Snakes
The more things change, the more things stay the same...
I went to go see Amber Skye who posts on backpage and craigslist, after getting in touch with her she advertises $$ for the hour and you have to ask if theres an half hour price which is 150. (Something I have found out, if a girl only advertises for an hour and you have to ask for anything short of that, dont even bothing asking and just hang up) After meeting up with her and seeing her, she does look like the girl in the picture except shes a little fatter which always happens to be the case. She says it is from just having a baby which i can belive because she still looked pretty good or I would have just walked out of there.
After we get started her oral skills were pretty good but after moving on to the main course she started complaining that her pussy hurt after 2 min but said that if I paid her 50 more bucks she would "feel better". I was about to flip and take my money and leave but her friend(which i forgot to mention earlier in the post was in the room) looked like she was about to whip out a tazer if I did anything so I played it cool. She then blew me for another 5 min before her "mouth started to hurt". At that point she just started jerking me off, at this point I was so pissed I just said its fine, gl getting more business and left.
I shouldve heeded pk's warning because all these girls role together but unfortunatlly all other providers werent available and the little head took over the big head. These girls are from vegas but there making there rounds. She said there leaving to go down to long island soon but that theyll prob come back after that. I will not repeat and I strongly do not recommend, Unfortunatly these girls keep making alot of money here or they wouldnt come back but hopefully this review keeps them from making a little extra then they normally would.
Michelle 347 in albany....
I met with Michelle today at a downtown Albany incall. It was not a good experience for me. Which is too bad really, because in her pictures she looked attractive and has my preferred body type.
Usual 2 call system. I called to tell her I was outside and she gave me directions to her hotel and the room number. When I repeated the number she flips out…yelling at me “don’t say it out loud”…I told her I was alone in my car and nobody could hear me…she says “well I HOPE SO!!” Anyway, I proceed to her hotel, which was about 2 blocks away from where I was told to park. So I have to walk uphill to her hotel in 85 degree weather, through the lobby and up to her room on the 15th floor. When I arrive she berates me for being late…I was 5 mins late when I called her and it took me another 10 to get to her room…Sorry, but downtown Albany is not the best parking situation, if she had told me her hotel in the first place I could have parked in the hotel parking garage.
So we make the deal and as soon as the $$ is put away the list of ‘donts” comes out. Not a problem….before we begin I ask her if its ok to use some ‘poppers’(amyl nitrates) during our time together? She is unfamiliar but agreed. She starts some hj and the maid knocks on the door, she stops and yells at the maid for disturbing the “do not disturb sign”. Begins a 5 min tyrade about the maid…blah blah blah… She begins hj again and has me at the half chub and puts the condom on…still blathering about the maid she begins to blow me for maybe 2 mins, when I’m good and hard she climbs on and begins riding my cock. I hit some poppers and she starts bitching about the smell, climbs off and begins barking at me about using ‘drugs” in front of her and how I’m just ‘using her”…blah blah… \\
I told her no problem I’ll put them away…she keeps bitchin and bitching…starts jerking me….starts talking about my time, you better get hard and finish, you only have 12 mins left….you were late…bitching the whole time. Now, I’ve lost my hard on because she sounds like my ex wife fucking nagging me to death…The phone keeps ringing, “great, lost a regular customer because of you!” you better come soon …only 6mins left….
Finally I said enough and cleaned up and got the fuck out. I’m sorry but that was just another reason I’m tired of the bullshit escort scene. Nobody is professional anymore. They get your cash and start upselling or jerk you for 2 mins and start with the are you gonna come baby…your times almost up…
Sorry folks, but I would not recommend or repeat. 1.5 for 30mins or 16.5mins by her watch. She has a saggy ass and small saggy breasts...not nearly as tight as she looks in her pics.
Peace
PK
Aso, wondering what the consensus is on the whole poppers thing? anyone else do this from time to time?
PK
Jasmine Massage on Central
I had been here once before a long, long time ago. Sadly, not much has changed.
Door fee was. 75. Which kinda gave me some hope that there was going to be a party waiting for me in the back. Took off my shoes by the front door, paid mamasan and was led to the back by what is quite possibly the ugliest Asian MP worker on the North American continent.
No problem, I can still deal with this. The possibility of getting some Asian FS kept pushing me on. In the back she leaves, I disrob and grab a towel. When she comes back, she throws another towel on me. I am now bundled all snug and tight in a quilt. At this point I realize I will be getting fucked, just not how I want it to be done.
My Yoda looking provider starts giving a massage. It's ok, but I'm starting to break out a sweat underneath of all the towels. I ask if it would be possible to remove a few towels, she responds in Engrish, of which I could not understand, and keeps trucking along.
On the flip, she takes off the towel. For a second there was a glimmer of hope, but she skirted around the only area that I actually wanted massaged. She then finished with the massage and offered HJ for. 40 more, or massage was over. I got up and started to get dressed. She asked for a tip. I told her this was the worst AMP I ever had been to, and left.
I was hoping that things might have improved since I went there last. I was very disappointed. By far this is the worst AMP I have ever been to.
I will not repeat, never recomend or ever speak it's name again. This AMP is dead to me. Fuckers.
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Julie at Backpage - Any Info?
For the last few weeks a girl calling herself Julie has been posting at Backpage. Cute looking (see photo). I called her up and she said $$ for an outcall (Troy area) hour of fun --- but would not be more specific, which is understandable. I asked her if the photo was actually her and she said yes. I did not make a date, but, if that's really her, would like to. Has anyone here spent time with her? Any additional information will help me decide which side of the fence to climb down. Thank you.
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Julie at Backpage - Any Info?
[QUOTE=Culpable]For the last few weeks a girl calling herself Julie has been posting at Backpage. Cute looking (see photo). I called her up and she said $$ for an outcall (Troy area) hour of fun --- but would not be more specific, which is understandable. I asked her if the photo was actually her and she said yes. I did not make a date, but, if that's really her, would like to. Has anyone here spent time with her? Any additional information will help me decide which side of the fence to climb down. Thank you.
[url]http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/d-efiniti-on-of-sexx-xy-21/4237265[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MyHobby]The picture is a fake. its been running on craigsllist all over the country for the last 6 months.[/QUOTE]
Mr. Culpable, go to [url]http://www.TinEye.com[/url] and enter the URL of her pic in the panel on the right and see for yourself.
The URL is [url]http://imagese.backpage.com/centralimages/alb/36/362391bce383dc35fd93b65598e0fe75--1--pic2jpg--medium.jpg[/url]
Anyone check out this broad?
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