Strip Club Reports

On Katella, just east of Beach. Parking in back, but they will run out of space I think.

I had a door pass, normally is 5 or 10. Jerk at the door collected 10 for my drink, gave me ticket. Went to the bar and order a diet coke, waitress brought it to my table.

Just opend today. Girl Sky sits down, not bad, fake tits of course. Chit chat and went for 10 lap dance. Dink girl comes by (every time I sat for a lap dance) , and asked if I wanted to buy a lady drink- told the server and girl no, I would take care of the girl.

Lap dance area needs work, separate to me a little too open but guys including me had hand all over rear ends, and you could see it. House did not care. Ok millage, a touch here and there, the leg worked my pole. Tried to sell VIP, got differ reports from the girls- 4 dances (short dances) for 100 and 20 or 30 min for 160, The good news is the VIP is behind a closed room (say 3 by 3) and the glass is blacked out. Saw one girl leave, and it looked like top for sure and bottom (saw no strings) in hand and she went to the changing room. One girl offered nude in VIP, I said no and then said she would take care of me. I didn't ask what what meant by that. By HJ or BJ probably.

Girl I liked was asain MILF spinner, probably 40, looked 30. She knew how to work the lap dance and sell the VIP. Lots of millage from her.

Saw three chunky girls out of 5 or 6 girls. VIp is much better then the bird or desert.

Ok, very clean compared to else is close by (Tijuana's) , worth a lookfor you guys, Medium millage, probably more if they dim the lights.

Really good report. Its nice to be first on a place. Told us everything we need to know. I like the Asian MILF and will probably try out but sounds like it might be a bit more pricey than some of the others and I'd assume they would be a bit cautious but doesn't sound like it from your report.

Congrats on your 500th post, does Jackson give handies for that milestone?

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1598147]On Katella, just east of Beach. Parking in back, but they will run out of space I think.

I had a door pass, normally is 5 or 10. Jerk at the door collected 10 for my drink, gave me ticket. Went to the bar and order a diet coke, waitress brought it to my table.

Just opend today. Girl Sky sits down, not bad, fake tits of course. Chit chat and went for 10 lap dance. Dink girl comes by (every time I sat for a lap dance) , and asked if I wanted to buy a lady drink- told the server and girl no, I would take care of the girl.

Lap dance area needs work, separate to me a little too open but guys including me had hand all over rear ends, and you could see it. House did not care. Ok millage, a touch here and there, the leg worked my pole. Tried to sell VIP, got differ reports from the girls- 4 dances (short dances) for 100 and 20 or 30 min for 160, The good news is the VIP is behind a closed room (say 3 by 3) and the glass is blacked out. Saw one girl leave, and it looked like top for sure and bottom (saw no strings) in hand and she went to the changing room. One girl offered nude in VIP, I said no and then said she would take care of me. I didn't ask what what meant by that. By HJ or BJ probably.

Girl I liked was asain MILF spinner, probably 40, looked 30. She knew how to work the lap dance and sell the VIP. Lots of millage from her.

Saw three chunky girls out of 5 or 6 girls. VIP is much better then the bird or desert.

Ok, very clean compared to else is close by (Tijuana's) , worth a lookfor you guys, Medium millage, probably more if they dim the lights.[/QUOTE]

Got a HJ from this petite 90lb pot head Latin stripper. Luscious was her name. Any info on her. She apparently got fired for giving a HJ in VIP. Guy got a number or where she works now I would appreciate it. Also any info or number on a thick Latin dancer named Marry Jane. I had hers but I dropped my phone in a cup of milk and its done. Seems like all the HM dancers are getting kicked out one by one. That makes me sad because the only other place I can get any easy and good looking is dvcoi.

Went to that new place on Katella on a random weeknight. Guy at front was cool, charged us $5 to get in even tho cover said $10. Place was pretty dead when we arrived but picked up by the time we left, it was mid evening. Selection of girls was not great but there were one or two gems that made up for it. Tested the waters with a dance by the first gal that came up, tho not my type. $10 dance, this place is the sister club of the birs we were told repeatedly. The dances re pretty good mileage wise, plenty of roaming but not direct hamds placed on jr. Just good frind. Dances werw the same from the other 3 girls. Place is ok, I plan on returning and checking ojt a better lineup, hopefully am asian gal who also gives good mileage. Beware, the drink waittess will hit you up at every turn, I mean more than usual.

I went to the bird for the first time. I have been working over here for a year now so I thought I would pay them a visit on my 1 hour lunch break from 12-1. I know it was early. I paid the normal 15 to get in (no coupon). Then paid the extra 1 for the water. I sat down and I would rate about 6 Latina sits next to me. Bar tender does the drink thing I fall for it and pay the 20. Dumass me I could of paid 10. Her name was s-ha. She Puts her arm around me and then the other one on my leg and starts to rub junior a little. She wasn't the prettiest but I was on my lunch so I got taken in by the first girl. And it's really hard to see anything in there. She speaks some English (a little) but who cares. She is a little thicker and has a little pouch and some A cups. I should of waited longer but she offered the VIP and she said 150. I said 150? What do I get he told me HJ and CBJ. I have only been there five minutes. But what ever I went for it. We went into the small box for six songs. She suck at dancing but I didn't care much. She asked me to get junior out so I did. She put her why in my face but I wasnt going for it. I don't know who was the last person there. Was I suppose to lick it? Then she pulled out the hat and she is better at other things then dancing. After third song she asked if I want more so of course I said yes. We did some rcg till the last song was almost over. She was pretty tight and not very wet and I was really surpriseD. Anyways she told me to just put the hat with the stuff in it on the ground. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and I paid the 160 (10 dollar tip) and we where done. Is this a normal thing here? Damage was $.96 but I was happy. I also smell like baby powered.

I went to the bird for the first time. I have been working over here for a year now so I thought I would pay them a visit on my 1 hour lunch break from 12-1. I know it was early. I paid the normal 15 to get in (no coupon). Then paid the extra 1 for the water. I sat down and I would rate about 6 Latina sits next to me. Bar tender does the drink thing I fall for it and pay the 20. Dumass me I could of paid 10. Her name was s-ha. She Puts her arm around me and then the other one on my leg and starts to rub junior a little. She wasn't the prettiest but I was on my lunch so I got taken in by the first girl. And it's really hard to see anything in there. She speaks some English (a little) but who cares. She is a little thicker and has a little pouch and some A cups. I should of waited longer but she offered the VIP and she said 150. I said 150? What do I get he told me HJ and CBJ. I have only been there five minutes. But what ever I went for it. We went into the small box for six songs. She suck at dancing but I didn't care much. She asked me to get junior out so I did. She put her why in my face but I wasnt going for it. I don't know who was the last person there. Was I suppose to lick it? Then she pulled out the hat and she is better at other things then dancing. After third song she asked if I want more so of course I said yes. We did some rcg till the last song was almost over. She was pretty tight and not very wet and I was really surpriseD. Anyways she told me to just put the hat with the stuff in it on the ground. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and I paid the 160 (10 dollar tip) and we where done. Is this a normal thing here? Damage was $.96 but I was happy. I also smell like baby powered.

I went to the bird for the first time. I have been working over here for a year now so I thought I would pay them a visit on my 1 hour lunch break from 12-1. I know it was early. I paid the normal 15 to get in (no coupon). Then paid the extra 1 for the water. I sat down and I would rate about 6 Latina sits next to me. Bar tender does the drink thing I fall for it and pay the 20. Dumass me I could of paid 10. Her name was s-ha. She Puts her arm around me and then the other one on my leg and starts to rub junior a little. She wasn't the prettiest but I was on my lunch so I got taken in by the first girl. And it's really hard to see anything in there. She speaks some English (a little) but who cares. She is a little thicker and has a little pouch and some A cups. I should of waited longer but she offered the VIP and she said 150. I said 150? What do I get he told me HJ and CBJ. I have only been there five minutes. But what ever I went for it. We went into the small box for six songs. She suck at dancing but I didn't care much. She asked me to get junior out so I did. She put her why in my face but I wasnt going for it. I don't know who was the last person there. Was I suppose to lick it? Then she pulled out the hat and she is better at other things then dancing. After third song she asked if I want more so of course I said yes. We did some rcg till the last song was almost over. She was pretty tight and not very wet and I was really surpriseD. Anyways she told me to just put the hat with the stuff in it on the ground. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and I paid the 160 (10 dollar tip) and we where done. Is this a normal thing here? Damage was $.96 but I was happy. I also smell like baby powered.

Met a girl names Genevieve at this place a few weeks ago. She os early 20's thin brunette with lip amd some other minor piercings, be cups, ling legs, super hot and great toned body. Anyone know about her? She said she didn't work there regularly that she was from LA and I haven't seen her since, none of the girls seemed interested in answering about her.

I checked this place out today around 6pm and entered showing the coupon on my phone but still got charged $10. I only stayed 1 hour but it felt like 4 because there were only 2 dancers or so and only one pole dance occurred the whole time. There were more dudes working at this place and just one bar wench.

I heard this place and Imperial were the best in Anaheim, but I was really disappointed. I didn't realize that it was either a bikini bar or VIP nude bar.

I only got one dance because I felt I had to try something. It was with a red head named Chloe, who sort of reminds me of Chastity Lynn, but with a big ass. It was a decent dance, she really flaunted and giggled her as, but I like it more when they have slow and more direct contact with roaming / groping haha.

I left happy, but I'd never go back. I think my run of strip clubs is about done. I don't get satisfied from the dances (and I'm too cheap to sell out 150-250 VIP). I also don't get satisfied from a 2 minute rub and tug from MPs but at least you get a massage.

My search for skinny, decent breasted, cheap provider continues.

[QUOTE=Scanalanalyst; 1639837]I checked this place out today around 6pm and entered showing the coupon on my phone but still got charged $10. I only stayed 1 hour but it felt like 4 because there were only 2 dancers or so and only one pole dance occurred the whole time. There were more dudes working at this place and just one bar wench.

I heard this place and Imperial were the best in Anaheim, but I was really disappointed. I didn't realize that it was either a bikini bar or VIP nude bar.

I only got one dance because I felt I had to try something. It was with a red head named Chloe, who sort of reminds me of Chastity Lynn, but with a big ass. It was a decent dance, she really flaunted and giggled her as, but I like it more when they have slow and more direct contact with roaming / groping haha.

I left happy, but I'd never go back. I think my run of strip clubs is about done. I don't get satisfied from the dances (and I'm too cheap to sell out 150-250 VIP). I also don't get satisfied from a 2 minute rub and tug from MPs but at least you get a massage.

My search for skinny, decent breasted, cheap provider continues.[/QUOTE]You need to know that with very few exceptions, strip clubs are morgues at 6pm. There is a period of hours, generally between 5pm up to as late as 9pm which are the worst hours to check out a club any day of the week. These hours are between shifts. Night dancers tend not to get busy on the floor until 8-9 and even later in clubs that stay open into the wee hours. Day dancers split as soon as they've taken down whatever their cash goal was for a given day or if there are no customers around. You'd think it would be a busy time with guys getting out of work, but it just isn't. These are the dead hours. Some of the most popular clubs schedule mid shifts between day and night, but most are morgues. Topless and bikini clubs may do better business during the nude club "dead hours" because dudes drop in after work to have some drinks with T&A in the room and sports on TV. Lap dance mileage is not the selling point in topless and bikini bars. Topless and bikini clubs = liquor; Totally nude clubs = Lick her.

Also know that virtually every nude club that distributes "free enty" coupons on their website and newspapers, et al. are still going to charge you for your required glass of juice, water or soda when you arrive or an "entertainment charge" as the Deja Vu chain calls it. Usually $5-10, but some popular clubs will go as high as $15 for the drink during prime hours. True free admission is an illusion at stripclubs that feature pussy - the Bird included. The coupons amount to discounted entry.

Bottom line is that if you really want to evaluate the talent and overall experience at this club, you need to go during the heart of the afternoon or later at night.

Guys, I love strip clubs but I am in the mood for something different. Is there a place bar / club with working girls were one can drink chat hook up and take out?

Also posted in Los Angeles, Strip Club Forum.

Thanks in advance for your assistance & happy new year.

Ass Lover

Stopped in on an early Saturday afternoon before Christmas. First visit in many months and, based on reports here, was fully anticipating less mileage in the lap dance area than previous visits. Very few ladies working, certainly no more than four. Probably needed to arrive later, like four pm instead of one. Immediately greeted by Amazon whose name I've forgotten. Brown hair, big boobs, big ass, but very tiny waist. Very friendly, starts massaging my package and selling VIP. Did four dances in lap dance area and got some nice massage from her outside pants and roaming for me outside her clothes but nothing at all intimate. In the past, four dances would have gotten me at least to second base or maybe third.

Second up was Roxy. Another Amazon. Claims to have worked there on and off for 12 years and works in real estate. Certainly knows how to create friction without really allowing much intimacy. Briefly slipped her nipples out during second dance but almost as quickly put them back in their place. Got no indication dance number three would be significantly hotter so called it quits.

I was prepared to engage the other two dancers, but they both sat down with other customers and I was left staring at an empty stage and a half-empty glass of Diet Coke. Roxy and the Amazon kept coming by to see if I was ready for VIP. Figured there were better ways to spend a day off so I left.

Overall, I was disappointed in the mileage, as compared to previous visits, as well as the limited selection. Definitely need to show up later in the afternoon. However, the ladies were extremely friendly at the table, just that the trajectory didn't continue upward in the lap dance area. Perhaps if I'd been willing to part with more Jacksons I would have been satisfied with their service in the VIP area. For that kind of dough, though, I'll hit a MP.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1641518]You need to know that with very few exceptions, strip clubs are morgues at 6pm. There is a period of hours, generally between 5pm up to as late as 9pm which are the worst hours to check out a club any day of the week. These hours are between shifts. Night dancers tend not to get busy on the floor until 8-9 and even later in clubs that stay open into the wee hours. Day dancers split as soon as they've taken down whatever their cash goal was for a given day or if there are no customers around. You'd think it would be a busy time with guys getting out of work, but it just isn't. These are the dead hours. Some of the most popular clubs schedule mid shifts between day and night, but most are morgues. Topless and bikini clubs may do better business during the nude club "dead hours" because dudes drop in after work to have some drinks with T&A in the room and sports on TV. Lap dance mileage is not the selling point in topless and bikini bars. Topless and bikini clubs = liquor; Totally nude clubs = Lick her.[/QUOTE]I'm sure you are right, but even at dead clubs, there has got to be more than a few girls working. I was there until 630pm and it never got any better. I'm sure it is better at night, but I have to work super early and make a ridiculous 60 mile commute each day.

Anyhow, I think DVCOI is probably still the best for laps. Theres always about 6-15 girls working and they dance a bit more, so it's more entertaining. Maybe I need to try Paradise, but I think its more hardcore. But I think I'll try a MP to change things up (and hopefully avoid the grannys).

[QUOTE=Scanalanalyst; 1644553]I'm sure you are right, but even at dead clubs, there has got to be more than a few girls working. I was there until 630pm and it never got any better. I'm sure it is better at night, but I have to work super early and make a ridiculous 60 mile commute each day.

Anyhow, I think DVCOI is probably still the best for laps. Theres always about 6-15 girls working and they dance a bit more, so it's more entertaining. Maybe I need to try Paradise, but I think its more hardcore. But I think I'll try a MP to change things up (and hopefully avoid the grannys).[/QUOTE]It's certainly true that the Bird almost never has an abundance of girls working the dayshift even during the best hours. But not many guys either, so 95% of the time I have found what I needed, and sometimes even what I wanted, when I spend time in there usually between 2:30 and 4:30. Night is busier all around.

I haven't gotten around much to clubs like I once did, but for now DVCOI is pretty much the best one for me considering talent, privacy, mileage and cost. Privacy is better than the Bird and value is better due to the time controlled money machines as compared to the DJ sometimes going crazy cutting dances short in Flamingo. And the constant 3 for 2 and 2 for 1 specials provide leisurely paced time to get down and dirty. And of course the DV dancers are topless and nude in the dances. At the Bird, you have to reach in to scoop out or fondle the girly parts if you're not in the VIP. And yeah, DV solves your problem because it is one of the popular clubs that has a mid-shift on schedule during the dead hours at the Bird and most nude clubs.

Problem with DVCOI these days is very inconsistent mileage among the girls. Its a real crapshoot if you aren't a regular or put some energy into networking. Plenty of ROB dancers to go with the good ones and mediocre ones.

What I specially like about the Bird is the table time that Matiz describes below. You can enjoy seriously extended high mileage time just sitting with a girl at your table without buying a single dance or drink. And its more private than the dance area too. Of course if a girl is handling me like that at the table I'm going to reward her financially one way or the other, but some girls are just happy to talk forever during slow day shifts all the while providing constant stimulation to your package and giving you as much access to their sweet stuff as you'd get in a regular dance. By contrast, DVCOI dancers are infamous for flyby requests for a dance without stopping to develop the slightest personal connection much less significant foreplay.

I have not been to a club in over a year so I decided to go to the Bird last week. I am not a strip club regular so I don't know all the tips and tricks I have read in this forum. Regardless. I arrive (it was night shift) and get approached by a a few different girls. Then a pretty Latina sat with me. Nice body. Natural, thick. I liked her because she was pretty and looked like a normal girl as opposed to the porn-star look that some of the girls had. I forgot her name though. The drink girl approached. I agreed to buy the lady a drink. I should have asked how much. $20. I still pay but now know to say no from now on. So after chatting with my girl for awhile she asked if I want a dance. I agree. She tells me about the VIP rooms. I ask her what the differences are. She tells me $100 VIP 4 dances clothes on. $150 VIP 6 dance nude and she will stroke me. I tell her that I don't want any "extras". She says that is fine so we go to the $100 VIP room. So she starts rubbing against me and a few seconds in I start feeling her tits. I wonder if I can get away with sucking them so I begin to and her cute giggle lets me know it is ok. She unbuttons my shirt and starts rubbing my chest and kissing it. I wonder If I can get away with more so I start rubbing her kitty over her thong. She lets out a big "mmmmm" Like if she tasted something good, so I know it is ok. After a few seconds of this she gets up, pulls her top up and pulls her thong around her knees and I put a finger in her. She had a nice tight pussy. Then she puts it about a foot from my face. I think she wanted me to lick it, I didn't. I couldn't help but go in for a smell though. Good and clean. After that the thong stays off. She gets up on my lap and I am stroking her hair and kissing her on the neck. Then she grabs my hand and places it on her kitty and tells me to play with it some more. So I oblige. We mutually play with each other for the rest of the time and after the last song is over we kissed for awhile. I try to give her a good sized tip for that long kiss but she actually tells me "No, it is ok" WOW. That was cool of her. But I insist on at least buying her one more drink before I go so we can talk a little more. So we do and she tells me if I want to go VIP again it will be FS. I decline. It was tempting though. I don't think I will ever go to a strip club again to tell the truth. I don't think I will ever be able to top that experience. Wow.

Has any of you guys experience with this chick? She's Asian and light skin with big tits.

Good post, but the way she treated you I'm sure you will be back. Don't give her more than the $100. Only next time get her name and post here or pm me and I will give you Intel in return.

I haven't really read the reviews on Tjs but I decided to check it out since I had a few hours to kill after work. First thing I noticed is the free admission plastered in big letters by the entrance. I walked in and not surprising a $5 cover charge no biggie after that I noticed the place is completely dead one girl on the floor and three dudes not including though the VIP lounge and lap dance rooms looked promising I might also mention the actual interior of the place could use a renovation so I find a spot and the one girl goes up on stage looks wise she was about a 6. 5/7 stayed a bit longer she approached me had a pretty long intelegent convo with me and when it was her time to dance on stage again I tipped her I only saw 2 other girls and they were not much better didn't get any lap dances bottom line I would recommend Caligirl over Tjs I haven't been to the desert yet but from my experiences the bird had the best to offer.

Went there on a Wednesday evening to check the place out. Within 5 minutes of walking in was offered everything if I go in to the VIP. Was offered this same service by 3 other girls there throughout the night but did not partake. 150 just for VIP for maybe 15 minutes plus a tip depending on how much fun you want to have. The first girl wanted to much so I said no and her prices dropped almost to half the initial amount. Basically you can assume extras of about 60/100/150 which is way to expensive compared to what can be had anywhere else. The girls were all at least 6's with a few 8's and there were about 8 girls.

So I went to the bird at 9ish last night. This Filipina girl came up to me (forgot her name) , she said she will give me a BBBJ for 150, I said I only have 140 and we agree to it. I told her to use the condom (just to be safe) and damn was she good. I will repeat again.

Hopefully soon

140 for a CBJ? Dude! You got ripped off! At least her technique was good, but my honest advice next time you counter is to immediately say CBJ and all I have is 80. She might have countered back at 100, and she still would have given you great service and you saving 40-50 bucks. Don't overpay these girls! It's a win-win for all of us. You need to work on your negotiating skills! Countering 10 bucks is like not even countering at all. Even if what you said was the truth, and all you had was 140 don't be afraid of "offending" the stripper a lower ball price. These girls are not your friend, they are there to make money - and they know how to tease and work the system to rip us of our cash. If you read the boards, you will often see how they always start at a ridiculous price but when the smart monger starts to become uninterested without fail they immediately come back with a more reasonable price. Don't be a shmoe. 140 bucks is a lot of money for 2-3 songs of CBJ. You sound like a cool guy, but probably one who's very young. Maybe in your 20's. If you are half-way decent looking many of these strippers will be more than HAPPY to service you at very low prices simply because they get tired of having sex with old & fat slobs.

[QUOTE=CoolDude714; 1700012]So I went to the bird at 9ish last night. This Filipina girl came up to me (forgot her name) , she said she will give me a BBBJ for 150, I said I only have 140 and we agree to it. I told her to use the condom (just to be safe) and damn was she good. I will repeat again.

Hopefully soon[/QUOTE]

Yeah you're right. It was my first time so I didn't know. Oh well lesson learned. Next time I go, I will know what to do forsure. Thanks for the heads up!

[QUOTE=CoolDude714;1700433]Yeah you're right. It was my first time so I didn't know. Oh well lesson learned. Next time I go, I will know what to do forsure. Thanks for the heads up![/QUOTE]It's all good CoolDude. Don't take my earlier response as a blast of criticism or anything like that. We're all here to help and support each other, and are all on the same team as far as I'm concerned. Your story struck a nerve because 10 or 15 years ago I was also there in your shoes! The du-face dweeb that got nervous when a pretty girl approached me asking me for a dance. The shy nerd that didn't know how to respond and just allowed myself to get dances with anyone. 10-15 years ago I would have also used a condom for BJ's. Today I can't imagine being satisfied with any oral excluding BBBJCIMWS+DT! It's funny how just one amazing sexual experience ruins me, and makes me raise the bar so high to the point where I can't cross the finish line with anything less. And believe me when I say there's a big difference when a girl truly loves cock over one who's just doing a job. If a girl is at least half-way into you, and a true cock lover you will have an amazing time and won't need to fork out an arm and a leg. But you will have to fork out something, and that's all effected by supply and demand and what the market will dictate. And that is determined by the number of guys who tip 20-40 extra for a BJ versus the more desperate folks spending over 60-100 tip for a BJ. It's a lot easier to get sex if you are willing to overtip. That I will agree with. But if you are willing to invest time in the hunt, there are diamonds in the rough. I promise you that.

[QUOTE=NastyNelson;1679507]Good post, but the way she treated you I'm sure you will be back. Don't give her more than the $100. Only next time get her name and post here or pm me and I will give you Intel in return.[/QUOTE]Ok you called it, I went back! Couldn't the girl I was looking for. I arrived and the hottest girl in the place all night was on stage. She was a gorgeous Latina with a banging body, and a slight accent. You are going to hate me but I cannot remember her name. I think it began with a "N" She had a big ass and big jugs and a pretty face. Definitely a 9. 5/10. I say 10 though. She sat with me when she got off stage and before the drink girl could come around I got a dance with her. I was under the impression that you can't get away with as much touching with the really hot dancers but she had no problem with me squeezing her boobs and ass. I even got inside her top to feel some nipple. She was playing with my junk so I figured why not? She even did this thing where she got down on her knees, located Mr. Happy and started breathing her hot breath on it over my pants. It felt really good!

Afterward she tells me that if I want to buy a girl a drink to ask for a "small drink" and they are $10 instead of $20. That was nice of her to tell me. I did not know that so I bought her one. Afterward she left to hustle more and told me she would come back. She never did though. Too bad. I would have gotten more dances from her if she did but she was a very popular girl that night. So I got approached by a few more girls throughout the night. Said no to all. Then another Latina approached me. I remember her name, but I don't like to put people on blast so pm me if you want her name. She had a pretty face, not the best body though. Still, she seemed friendly enough so I got a 3 for $20 dance special. I'm not kidding about this. She ended up giving me those dances for FREE! She was so wild that I knew I wanted to take her to the VIP room. She told me for the $150 room we could do whatever I want but I went for the $100 room. She still stripped butt naked. I remember the last girl I took to the $100 VIP told me "Clothes on" but she still got naked 2 songs in anyway! I got to play with her all I wanted. At one point she put her kitty right in my face. She kissed me with it if you know what I mean. I didn't use tongue though! I don't know why these dancers always want to unbutton my shirt and kiss and rub my chest. I'm supposed to do that to them! Almost felt like a "Girlfriend" experience. Afterwards, prolonged making out while she was trying to get her clothes back on, then more while we were sitting on the lap dance bench after I paid her. I liked it though. I'm surprised she didn't leave me a hickey on my neck though. Lots of kissing. I got at least a extra couple minuets with her in the VIP booth just kissing and playing with her while she was trying to dress! She kept stopping getting dressed to get into it herself too. Overall, great time.

Nice report, StrayCat.

[QUOTE=StrayCat1503; 1702454]Afterwards, prolonged making out while she was trying to get her clothes back on, then more while we were sitting on the lap dance bench after I paid her. I liked it though. I'm surprised she didn't leave me a hickey on my neck though. Lots of kissing. I got at least a extra couple minuets with her in the VIP booth just kissing and playing with her while she was trying to dress! She kept stopping getting dressed to get into it herself too. Overall, great time.[/QUOTE]Great report!

I got to say, that's one thing I've yet to do in a strip club, make out with a stripper.

It was a Thursday Night I had some spare "cash" I went to TJs On Beach Blvd- Stepped In paid a $10 Cover charge. I had been to this place before and it had pretty bad decor. This time they had upgraded their Decor, but not the girls. About 80% were 6s and only a few 8s got a couple of dances I don't remember any names. My Advice save your money and go somewhere else.

So WTF has happened to this thread recently? It used to be fairly active, and now it's slowed to a freakin' crawl! Doesn't anyone go to the Bird on a regular basis anymore?

Anyway, I've been away on business for a few months and I'll be back in town next week. And tops on my to do list is visit the Bird.

So has anyone been there on recent dayshifts who can tell me if any of the best regulars are still there? Like Holly, and my favorite Sheila, or Barbie the older blonde with nice bolt ons, or maybe even Diana if I'm REAL lucky? And how's mileage?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40;1713476]So WTF has happened to this thread recently? It used to be fairly active, and now it's slowed to a freakin' crawl! <snip>--how's mileage?[/QUOTE]Well, as a current visitor to LA / OC area, I cannot imagine why anyone goes to the trouble and $.5 VIP expense for such an unsure thing, when abundant $/hhr BP and HX providers are delivering as-expected.

Whats the going on rate for a FS in the VIP?

Hey guys, was wondering if any of you have seen ambrosia at the bird. She told me she dances there but I never see her. Anybody know where to find a roll call for the bird?

Anybody seen a short latina dancer. Very young think she told me she was 22 gorgeous and petite.

Is she still at the bird? I forgot her name.

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[QUOTE=Typical007;1737947]Should I audition for ""the bird"?[/QUOTE]Contact me and lets see if you got what it takes.

[QUOTE=Typical007;1737947]Should I audition for ""the bird"?[/QUOTE]I think you should. But to be fair we're all going to need to see your lower half as well.

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Had an hour to kill, so went to 007 on Katella. Not really a strip club guy.

Free entry from paper, so entry was a 10 soft drink.

6 pm, girls were not really that good looking, a bit chunky most of them. Sat down and a latina with big fakes (they were hard) sat down at the table, said hi and gave me the below handshake, frequently. Took my hand and put it between her legs and told me to feel it outside binkin bottoms. After a minute, offered 100 in VIP for HJ- Told her no as I had a playtime at noon and was out of gas. Eventually had a very good lap dance, lots of action. Probably would have blown the load in three or 4 dances if I hadn't been used up at lunch. Her ass was like steal, must have had implants- she kept slapping it and so did I, like slapping a wall so hard.

Second girl, bleached chubby blond latina. No handshake before hand, very mediocre lap dance.

Waited by myself for ten minutes, even though three girls were talking in cornor, I am looking at them but they never came over. Guess they don't want the business. Finally a chubby brunette with natural tits cam over, said hi and gave handshake.

Went for two very good lapdance, and she offered everything for 150 in VIP; told her out of gas and she tried for about 30 seconds anyway on my pole. Then she offered BJ for 100; said I would be back next day, which I won't.

So stuff is available, but based on my limited sample if they won't handshake before dancing, pass on them.

10 a dance so 60 dollars plus 10 entry. Have no ideas of names, with the music I could hardly hear. For 10 bucks, you can figure out if she is the girl for you.

Two cute flat chested spinners, one blond one black but timing was off.

[QUOTE=Typical007;1738760]Guys let me know your thoughts before I give this a try![/QUOTE]I would buy a dance (s) from you.

[QUOTE=Typical007;1738760]Guys let me know your thoughts before I give this a try![/QUOTE]You are so sexy should totally go for it.

And let us know what days you work.

[QUOTE=Typical007;1738760]Guys let me know your thoughts before I give this a try![/QUOTE]For sure please audition I WILL visit for a VIP. You body is fantastic, face (as much of it as I can see) is pretty good! A couple of other factors are smell (nice, nice everywhere) and attitude (not a crusty old stripper attitude) , besides your natural beauty these will determine your success at the bird or in any other club.

Thanks and no disrespect intended.