Wary of craiglist massages
[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;3701963]I got a massage from this chic 10 days ago. Saw her posting on craigslist 2 weeks ago and shot her a text. I'm not one for a massage but just messaged her anyways out of curiosity. She hit me back with rates of $50 for 30 minutes and $80 for an hour. Rates seemed pretty reasonable so I said, what the heck- I'll get a $50 massage from an unknown chic on craigslist. Eeek.
She told me to let her know when I was ready, via email, then she forwarded me her phone number. I text her for an appointment time and off I went. I got to her apartment complex in Riverdale and text her that I arrived. She called me a few minutes later and told me a long tale of her purposefully giving me the wrong address to make sure that I wasn't playing and also too make sure I'm not no weirdo off craigslist. OK. She also told since I came that far I must be serious.
No shit Sherlock. She must not get many customers. She told me that she was in the apartment complex next to the fake one she gave me. Great! I drove my happy ass over to the correct complex and called her when I arrived at her building. She incomprehensibly gave me her apartment number while talking some nonsense about meeting bad people on craigslist or some nonsense.
She sounded a bit weird and flaky over the phone. Anyways, I got out of my whip and walked over to her building and up the stairs to her door with the Christmas lights on it. Oh, that's what she was mumbling. I thought I did hear her say something about Christmas lights on her door but she said it so fast that I missed it. Oh well. I knocked on the Christmas door and it was opened immediately by some brown-skinned chic wearing a blue bikini underwear alone.
I walked on in to a semi-clean apartment with a dog barking in the back room and said my greetings. This chic's body looked ok, but not too hot. Her face was about a "6". We gotta' talking at the door as she ranted again about meeting people on craigslist and she didn't want to get busted by the cops, yada yada yadda. I handed her over the 50 bones after she had me remove my shoes at the door.
She went into the living room to put the money away while asking me if I wanted any music on. I told her no I'm good but she played some music anyways. It was some hip hop or are&B, can't recall right now. She told me to go into her bedroom and get comfortable. I walked into her bedroom noticed all kinds of massage gels on top of a table.
Damn, there were like 20 plus gels in this dark room. There was no massage table though, just a bed with a towel draped over it. I stripped bucked nekkid as she was still outside the room tending to her doggie in the backroom. I laid flat down on my stomach on the towel and awaited until her arrival. She finally entered the bedroom a few minutes later and struck up a nice conversation before sitting on my ass with her bikini still on.
She then started pouring some hot oil on my back and rubbing it in. Oil felt pretty nice and smelled nice too. I asked her if she heated it up and she said yes. She said she makes her own oil from a combination of different oils. OK. She gave me a full back, buttocks and legs massage with her hands only.
There was no body to body on the back massage. She kept the conversation flowing throughout though. I got the sense that this chic could possibly be a lesbian. She said she's usually in the nude when her friends come over. I asked her if it was male friends, but she said,"No, female friends". Hmm.
She massaged my back area for a good 10 minutes before she asked me to flip. I did just that as she still had her bikini bottom on, but the girls were roaming freely. This chis about 5'6 135-140 lbs soft athletic body. She's needs to tighten it up a bit. I did see a bit of light cellulite on her ass. Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth.
Her breasts were C cups and had slight hang time. She had some nice half dollar sized aerolas though. I'd label the girls as, "youthful". She started massaging my chest while still conversing but giving no eye contact. There was also no body to body contact either.
She sat on my crotch with her panties on while massaging my chest and down to my legs. Her massage felt good though although she told me she had no formal training. She said she just massages people the way she likes to get massages when she gets them. 10 minutes into the frontal massage, she asked me if I wanted a happy ending. I said, "sure" and she said, "that's 20 (or 25) more dollars". Oh boy.
I told her I didn't have it and she said, well I can start the happy ending right now and finish your massage. Go for it. She said the dick is part of the body so I guess I have to massage that too before massaging the dick. She hand stroked me off with no rhythm or expertise at all. It was just a constant up and down jerking motion.
I kind of had to force myself into an erection. While she was hand jacking me, she asked how did I like to be stroked. Well, I'd prefer if you'd just put it in your mouth, but I just told her to rub on my chest while doing so as I began to massage her breasts. She continued to hand jack me off as I massaged her breasts but it just wasn't in the cards that night. Hand jobs don't really get me off anyways.
I need a wet mouth on my boner! The music magically stopped playing after a while (ahem) and she mentioned to me that she would have to heat some more oil up again if I wanted to continue. I knew that was my cue that it was over so I took it as that. I told her that I was good as she sort of apologized for not getting me off, then left me in the room alone to get dressed. The oil wasn't too greasy or off putting so I just put my clothes back on after wiping off a bit with a towel she gave me.
I started heading towards the door as she met me there in a bath robe. She told me to stop by again sometime before opening the door for me and giving me a high five. LOL. I never got one of those before. The massage was alright for the 50 bones, but I was expecting a body to body, not a hand to body. Oh well, it was good nonetheless. I'll give her a "6" in looks and a "6" in service. It was worth the 50 bones. So long massage man hoes.[/QUOTE]She has a nice bod for sure. I would have needed more info on menu items even for 50. No booty, no 50 from the kid.