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men pay for sex? Too many damn rules, it's exhausting and you never get it right. Give up our career to be a musician but still pay for all the dates. Listen but don't be a doormat, express myself, but not to much, pay attention to her, but don't call too much, woo her for sex, but never ask for it. (wait what happened to expressing myself)
What a guy wants;.
Great head.
Yeah, seriously, that's it.
Oh yeah, don't bust our balls when the game is on.
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I'm getting closer and closer to my home, but my gps isn't working properly. It took me through Manhattan and through Bronx. Luckily there wasn't that much traffic. Now it's led me off the highway to New Haven CT. I may need to use a map instead. Someone from this site pmed me and asked me if I had any information about a particular escort. I googled her name and found her reviews. I'm going to send them to him. They are all good reviews by the way. Ok, I was just wondering if guys are willing to pay more to see escorts who were porn stars. You wouldn't find her rates that outrageous (with the exception of A2 LOL) Her rates are $350 an hour incalls and $500 an hour outcalls. She's in her late 20's to early 30's. Is PSE worth the price of admission? Either post your answers here or pm me. Christie L'Amour is her name by the way.
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Pissed! Today and for the past 2 weeks I have received text messages from a known provider in Mem about "when are you going to see me?" When I playfully response I get this sorrowful story of I been robbed, I been ripped off, I been slow. I don't want to hear it! Every-time I come to town I make sure that I pay a visit, do my little 30 minute cum and go, and head back out of town. For what I spend, and what I get, has been diminishing over the past year. Thought it was just a bad streak, but DAMN now EVERY TIME I get some Bullshit sob story. Mem used to be FUN to monger in, but I don't have to be bullshitted. I am a guaranteed "stick it down your throat, and dump my cum kinda guy" paying a better than market price.
This shit is just getting FUCKING OLD!
OK my rant is over!
LMLI.
I know what you mean. I even think it must be my regular that owes me big time. She been giving me the sob stories and now has added so many limits that it's crazy. Was always an bbjcim now must be covered. Also daty is no longer on menu. I have been seeing her for like 8 yrs and this is crazy. Bbj is no biggie to me cause really don't care for bjs but the rest is crazy. What pisses me off even more is I have allways helped her out when in need even without a date, but every time I'm in need it's some sob story. Thought after 8 yrs we had become more than just dates and become friends but like always my little head takes over and clouds reality. It's my stupidity for continuing to help with her tab so high. She use to be a lot of fun and was very into my kinky side but I'm sick of the poor pitiful me shit. I finially realized I was just getting played and until I'm paid back (which will never happen) I will not see her again. I don't need friends like that. I will either do with out my kink or find someone else even more into it. She watches this board and I'm sure this post will piss her off but she doesn't care so why should I.
Just another warning guys never help the girls out because if some sad story you are probably getting played. Ok my rant is over just had to vent after seeing that post.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2089579]
2. What is the one trait that women commonly have that men hate?
[/QUOTE]Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.
I can tell you when and why women are chatty. When women are chatty it's nerves and they are really horny and hot for you. I'm like that and have to remind myself to meditate, take a deep breath or masturbate a lot to calm myself down. Damn, I write a lot. Does that make me chatty? Just an for your information. The longer her pms / emails and phone calls are to you, the more she's into you. I know that's how I operate. If my pms / emails or phone calls are short, like a few words or a sentence I'm trying to get the guy off my back, because he's driving me crazy. Just a thought. The admin's pet peeve I don't have. If someone were to tell me what to do, I wouldn't say a word and do what I want anyway. I would not call him to bail me out.
Women singing while masturbating.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h37xswCoY0[/URL]
I now what we like. Sure glad woman come with a pussy. Way back in the beginning that was one fantastic idea. Doesn't matter what you belief in regarding how everything was started. Just glad you all have one.
[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2090339]Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2090339]Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.[/QUOTE]I actually just put Deb on ignore. Never done that before but the multitude of posts that have zero interest to me nessitates this. If you count post counts here Deb is the runaway winner, I really doubt that was the intended purpose of this thread.
I like it better when you guys are slamming Ledger.
Just for information, this current page has 15 posts, seven belong to Deb. If you guys want this thats cool but just ask admin2 to rename the thread " Deb's Thread"
[QUOTE=Dh1610;2090508]I now what we like. Sure glad woman come with a pussy. Way back in the beginning that was one fantastic idea. Doesn't matter what you belief in regarding how everything was started. Just glad you all have one.[/QUOTE]Amen man! Pussy's good but silence is golden LOL.
Well, look, there are women and the majority of them too that talk to the point and have a lot of fascinating thoughts to offer. They know how to listen and how to substantively contribute to the conversation without actually overwhelming it. Furthermore they don't feel uncomfortable with existing in the same room with a man in total silence with both being occupied by 'their thing'. But then there is that 'vocal minority', and a pretty numerous one at that too, that likes to talk round and round, and to use monotonous nonstop blubber as their main instrument of communication, jumping from topic to topic as though they are autistic while not actually being that.
Add to that their often naturally high pitched voice and I quickly begin to feel like someone from the movie Scanners. That minority is often makes itself heard at least to me and has a tendency to awake my Mr. Hyde, at times at his worst. Usually in those occasions I either try to escape or if I can't I call on all of my internal reserves to try to prevent my attorney evoking temporary insanity in my defense at my trial LOL.
I don't like to edit threads like this one but please feel free to put anybody, including me, on your ignore list.
Or, since it's Massholes, you could always just tell them to shut the fuck up if you want. I don't know how effective that will be but you can do it.
[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2090339]Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.[/QUOTE]There is quite a difference between good conversation and just being chatty. Bitchy, as in trying to fix me, is worse.
After my last divorce the lady I dated for a while was from Colombia and didn't speak a word of English. Guys and gals, that is not a bad thing.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2091056]There is quite a difference between good conversation and just being chatty. Bitchy, as in trying to fix me, is worse.
After my last divorce the lady I dated for a while was from Colombia and didn't speak a word of English. Guys and gals, that is not a bad thing.
C3.[/QUOTE]You mean, nobody "shared and cared" with you but just cared about you?! Goodness gracious, how have you managed to survive that?! LOL.
[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2090920]Amen man! Pussy's good but silence is golden LOL.
Well, look, there are women and the majority of them too that talk to the point and have a lot of fascinating thoughts to offer. They know how to listen and how to substantively contribute to the conversation without actually overwhelming it. Furthermore they don't feel uncomfortable with existing in the same room with a man in total silence with both being occupied by 'their thing'. But then there is that 'vocal minority', and a pretty numerous one at that too, that likes to talk round and round, and to use monotonous nonstop blubber as their main instrument of communication, jumping from topic to topic as though they are autistic while not actually being that.
Add to that their often naturally high pitched voice and I quickly begin to feel like someone from the movie Scanners. That minority is often makes itself heard at least to me and has a tendency to awake my Mr. Hyde, at times at his worst. Usually in those occasions I either try to escape or if I can't I call on all of my internal reserves to try to prevent my attorney evoking temporary insanity in my defense at my trial LOL.[/QUOTE][U]Correction[/U]: in the middle of the paragraph read "their thing" as "your thing". It was late after the (alas) Bruins game.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2089707]What a doozy LOL. You ought to remind her when she tells you it's none of your business that you aren't going to bail her out if things don't work out. I'll go out on a limb and say what I find annoying about men I've met and how to get laid for free.
1. Learn a musical instrument and join a band. If you can sing well that's another option. What guy in a band can't get laid? Seriously, women flock all over them. They generally have too many women! The guitar player is a personal favorite. There's something about a guy strumming and picking guitar cords that really turns me on. I'm wondering what it would be like having them strum on my clit.
2. If you aren't musically inclined, but still like music and can keep a beat, try DJing. Women love Dj's too.
3. Work in a strip club as a bouncer. Obvious, because you will meet lots of strippers, walk them to their car. If they're horny you can meet them after work.
4. Bartend anywhere, except those dive bars where men mostly hang out. Women who like to party are turned on by bartenders. It has something to do with the movie "Cocktails.".
5. Learn to paint, draw or do sculpture, pottery. Women love artists. Picasso had a lot of ladies chasing after him. Plus wasn't the scene where Patrick Swasey and Demi Moore at the pottery wheel sexy as hell in the movie "Ghost?
6. Become a writer or poet. Women will think you are in touch with your sensitive side and romanticize you. Attend a writers group or recite your poetry at a poetry slam.
7. Travel to Montreal. Better yet, move there. French Canadians are notoriously sexually open. Actually my friend Don complained that the French women treated him like a sex object. Even I was hit on by women in Montreal. They also have naked tv and sex work has recently become legal there, unless things have changed. Even if not legal yet, the cops have better fish to fry. Plus only incalls have been illegal in the past (they are called "Bawdy Houses" Outcalls are fine. I think that the escort is the only one who could be tecnically hassled by having an incall. Google prostitution laws in Quebec to be sure. There are tons of strip clubs and Montreal has been on top of the list for having the most beautiful women in the world. Hang out on St. Denis (that's where the french hang out) or St. Laurent (bilingual) Crescent (anglophones and lots of Americans) or St. Catherine Street (strip clubs and everyone hangs out there) You never know who you'll meet. I was taken aback by how friendly the people are when I first visited. The city is all about fun and decadence.
8. Listen to what women are saying. Women love when men listen to them and comment on their convos. No need to brag to impress her, just listen to her!
9. Be real and down to earth. Affection and expressing feelings (not excessively) but be manly enough to be protective of her. And don't kiss her ass. Stand up to her. You're the man after all.
10. Please, Please, Please don't call excessively, text, email..don't stalk her either! Give her some space. She's just living her life and isn't focused on you 24/7. She still likes you. Give us a break!
11. Don't be pushy with sex. Actually don't make a move on her at all. Wait for her to make the first move.
12. PDA. Hold her hand when you are walking down the street.
13. Don't be over controlling. Don't tell her what to wear, what to do, don't cut her meat for her! She's not a child!
14. Keep your promises, end of story.
15. When your undies have holes in them throw them away!
16. I know you guys in MA love sports and like to dress casual. Change it up. Buy some nice dress slacks or casual dockers. Put yourself together. Where some cologne once in awhile. Don't wear a red sox baseball cap on the first date or any date unless it's a baseball game.
17. Always pay for the first date. Actually pay for all the dates until you both are a couple. Or if you want to get laid, pay until you score. Be a gentlemen. Be sensitive in bed. Give her plenty of orgasms and be gentle please. Oh yeah, don't stick your fingers in our pussys. Work on the clit instead. Most women can't cum unless you massage her clit. Also use lots of lube. Women also it like when you use vibrators on their clits.
18. Control your tempers for gosh sakes. On this board wow. You guys can be an angry bunch. Women are generally naturally afraid of men anyway. Best not to approach a woman in a dark alley or parking garage at night.
19. Control your drinking. Drinking excessively doesn't make you charming. It turns a decent guy into a nightmare.
20. Whatever you do, don't send her penis pictures ever! It's not charming or sexy. It's insulting!
21. If you have a dog, take him or her for a walk wherever women hang out. It would help if your dog is really cute. Be sure your dog is groomed and and looks as cute as possible. If you don't own a dog, borrow someone's dog. Women will swarm around you telling you how cute your dog is.
22. Remember her birthday, valentines day, And buy her cards and gifts.
21. Don't expect a woman to wait on you hand and foot. You can cook and clean too. If you don't know how, learn. This isn't the 1950's anymore!
23 When you're in a relationship and you want to have sex with her, woo her a bit. Yes, every damn time. What I mean is don't take off your undies (oh yes, be certain they don't have holes in them! I can't emphasize this enough!) and lay there with your legs spread out and ask her to give you a BJ. You really have to work up to that point. Listen to her, buy her flowers if she likes that sort of thing, take her out to dinner, treat her special. Compliment her a lot! Women love compliments. Try not to fart. LOL. Seriously? If you have to fart loudly can't you do it in the bathroom instead?
24. Women are naturally bi curious or bisexual. Women are sexy and we think so too. Broach the subject with your partners cautiously and discretely. Tell them how hot it would make you if you saw her fooling around with another woman. Damn, my pussy's getting wet writing this. .
25. Don't get into the bad habit of letting her boss you around, nag you and tell you what to do. Although, if you do what I've suggested there will be a lot less nagging you'll have to put up with.
26. If she's totally unreasonable and angry (like my gf in Florida was. Ugg) tell her at the get go you won't tolerate her childish behavior. You have to stand up to her and have good boundaries. Don't let her intimidate you! Let her have a tantrum! And walk away after saying your piece. Don't get involved in an argument that isn't going anywhere. So what she's stressed, so are you! Don't let her take it out on you! If a woman refuses to behave responsibly and adult like, she's a spoiled, entitled princess who will never be happy or satisfied with anything or anyone. Dump her and don't marry her! You deserve to be with a really cool woman who loves you like you are. Watch out how she handles stress. If she freaks out when she breaks a nail and reacts like she's just been hit by lightening, run. You don't owe her any explanation, otherwise you'll be involved in more drama. Leave, dump her... And don't give her any second chances.
27. If she has substance abuse issues you can't change or rescue her. Don't date her. If you are her friend be supportive, but keep your distance. She has to hit rock bottom and want help to be a good friend or lover.
If I can think of anything else I'll let you know. Remember, be kind to her, but don't be a wuss.[/QUOTE]We could do all this crap or just pay for a SW or BP girl. Why do you think we are all posting here! LMAO.
[QUOTE=GlennP;2091084]We could do all this crap or just pay for a SW or BP girl. Why do you think we are all posting here! LMAO.[/QUOTE]You are right Glenn, the way I look at is like this, at the end of the day when we as men date a girl it always comes down to one thing. Which is pussy, cause at the end of the day that's all we want.
Now I could date a girl, take her out, wine her and dine her for 2 or 3 weeks and spend a ridiculous amount of money. Or I could just go on BP like you said and pick whoever I want and get the one thing that I want.
I know when it comes to me and I see a beautiful woman, the only thing that comes to mind is "I bet she's got some good pussy and some good head". LOL. Now if she's supportive and has a good head on her shoulders (no pun intended) than that's a plus.
Deb I have not met you and maybe we would have a great time together. But seriously when do you have anytime to entertain men? Please don't answer. LOL.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2090506]Women singing while masturbating.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h37xswCoY0[/URL][/QUOTE]Now Deb you know some guys like a woman that can hum the Battle Hymn of the Republic while performing oral on a guy.
Didn't want to burden the threads themselves with massholery.
In case some people are new to BP / CL listings / emails etc.
Busty = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
(not in reality but for the purposes of ads / listings / self-descriptions).
I emailed a buddy a picture of a widewide body today that describes her self as a small BBW. There was nothing smallaabout her.
[QUOTE=HagsJoe;2091267]Didn't want to burden the threads themselves with massholery.
In case some people are new to BP / CL listings / emails etc.
Busty = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
(not in reality but for the purposes of ads / listings / self-descriptions).[/QUOTE]
[blue]FYI, I am putting anybody who quotes this post whole back on moderation. This would be the perfect place to use those ellipses (three dots) that you guys are addicted to.
A2[/blue]
My website deb4512. [URL]escortwebsite.com[/URL] Compare the length of my website and Arianna's. Who's chatty?
Her website is beyond long winded! By the way, in order to make an appointment with her you have to read the entire thing. She is probably a nice lady, but will probably talk during your entire massage session. LOL. I have never been accused of being chatty nor long winded in any of my reviews. If I were I wouldn't be making any money, I'd be talking instead!
PW's punishment: I'll get to you later..Oh wait. He put me on ignore LOL. I guess I'll scratch that idea so I won't be talking to myself.
Admin 2. What is this about suggesting that the guys tell me to shut the fuck up, but I probably won't listen? LOL. Your punishment is this: Arianna's website is longer than the two short pm pages that I sent you, so I'll send her your way. She most likely will send you fifty pages at once. Since you are the admin of this fuck board I know how much you love to read about bs. Lmao. FYI a suggestion, add limitless worded pms LOL. If we're still on when you visit Boston, I'll bring her along, stay silent and watch you, A2, squirm uncomfortably in your seat. Then I will pay in order for you to have a session with her. LOL.
DH: I haven't been escorting. I've been on vacation for a month, but since my posts are lengthy I guess you didn't know that, because you haven't been reading them LOL. If you are into S and M, 50 lashings your way! .
And by the way, I'm also going to email her and ask her to join Massholes since you guys think my postings are long. I double dare you to read her entire page. If you do, I'll quiz you. If you prove that you read this entire entry, a free BJ is on me! Since I often work in twos (2 pms) I'll post again a little later. Ciao and enjoy Arianna:
Arianna's Amazing Body Rub Experience.
Hello, gentlemen. Please allow me to introduce myself to you and to provide a complete description of my services to you. My name is Arianna. I am a beautiful 36 year old woman in perfect physical shape. My measurements are 36,35, 42. I am 5 feet, 1 inch tall and weigh 137 lbs -- definitely a slightly thicker, shorter woman!
This website provides a comprehensive overview of my services so you will know exactly what to expect when we get together. I ask that you read my entire website before contacting me. My website also contains a description of my rates.
I am posting in the body rub section because I provide body rubs. I do not provide a full range of services (I.e., "full service", "GFE", "PSE", etc) and therefore I do not post in the escort section. If you are looking for full service or GFE or PSE, please look in the escort section.
The world's greatest body rub experience is not about sex it is about making you feel great about yourself! It is about making you feel loved and appreciated. There will be a lot of physical touching, stimulation, arousal, to be sure, but none of these are memorable! You want a wonderful body rub experience with a beautiful woman who will be attentive, appreciative, understanding, loving.
The emotional component is ten times more important than the physical components. John Gray in his book "Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus" points out that the number one thing a man wants from a relationship with a woman is to be treated as competent. A wife should say things like, "Honey, you did a brilliant job mowing the grass; you did a fantastic job fixing the washing machine; you were so smart fixing that leak." A man wants that more than he wants great sex!! You are probably the same!
I am not in the sex business. I do not give sexual favors. I am in the emotional support business. I am a therapist, a counselor, a psychologist, a psychiatrist; I am with you to listen and to be emotionally supportive.
Our time together will of course involve intimacy, but will really be about much more than that. It will also be about me giving you the attention you want, the time listening to you that you want, the appreciation that you want, and the sensuous touches that you want. I want to make you feel like a million dollars on multiple levels as a romantic interest, as a friend, and finally as a sex object!
Gentlemen who read my ad are obviously very intelligent otherwise, they could not get through this many pages!! Also, gentlemen who call me are interested in a lot more than just a quick one-time fling they are looking for friendship and companionship that will endure.
I would like to share some of my thoughts with you. First, I thought that this would be about one thing and one thing only. After all, I have heard throughout my life that men have only one thing on their minds every minute of every day and night sex. I have read articles that claim that a man thinks about sex every 10 seconds!! I thought this would be a situation where I would open the door and a gentleman would want immediate gratification. Now I know the reality.
The reality is more like this. You are reading this ad because you feel an innate need for female companionship. There is something missing in your life. You may be married, but that special romantic passion is not present any more. Your body is pushing you to find a woman with whom to share that special romantic passion once again. It is a basic male need as basic as the need for air, water, food, shelter, and clothing. It is present in you every minute of every day. It drives you.
Everything a man does is done to impress a woman so she will be romantically attracted to him. In today's world, men get an education so they can get great jobs so they can impress the women and get rewarded with the special romantic passion they want. In short, since the beginning of time the main drive in men has been one thing.
Men don't need to think about that one thing. It is hormonal. It drives every man every minute of every day. Ultimately, it does involve a male explosion. But I think that a lot more is involved than just that. After all, a man can create his own explosions easily and quickly and most men do and do often! There is something more, something "extra". And that "extra" is the whole point. That "extra" is what drives men to turn to Back Page. It is that "extra" that is everything.
That "extra" has been described in many books over the years. I will try to describe it from my point of view from what I have learned. First, not that you are shallow, but you want a woman who is beautiful in the face, with beautiful large breasts, soft skin, a nice butt and long legs and other nice equipment. That is natural. We all prefer the attractive to the unattractive, so don't feel that it is inappropriate to prefer an attractive woman.
Second, you want a woman who appreciates you for who you are. You want to be appreciated for your accomplishments in life. You want to be with a woman who makes you feel special. You want a woman who thinks you are wonderful for who you are and what you have done. This too is natural to men. Women don't usually feel a need to be appreciated in quite the same way. Men feel a basic need to be treated as being competent in what they do. A man feels very vulnerable when his woman fails to appreciate his competence. You want 100% acceptance and unconditional love.
Third, you want a woman who will pay 100% attention to you when you are together no interruptions from cell phones, etc. This will become a private universe where no one else exists just you and me, alone, together.
Fourth, you want your physical needs to be met. You want your back scratched! You want your muscles massaged. You want your skin to be soothed. And like every human being man and woman you want to have an explosion. The drive toward that explosion is one of the absolutely most basic drives in all of us. It is why you turned to Back Page.
Fifth, you want a woman with whom you are comfortable. You want a woman with whom you can talk. You want a woman that is about your own age, because you will share a common history, a common background, a common basis of experiences. You want a woman that speaks your language, went to the same kinds of schools as you did, had the same kinds of friends as you had. You want a woman who looks a bit like you and who thinks a bit like you.
Sixth, you want that magical spark of romance and intrigue. We all want it. We all remember forever our first love. We would all like to be able to recreate that once-in-a-lifetime feeling we had then. We all know that a large part of the excitement is the initial conquest. We certainly all know that it is hard to keep that excitement alive in a marriage over the course of years. And we all know that the easiest way to find it again is to start a new relationship.
No man can ever give himself an orgasm as good as a woman gives him because all those "extra" things are missing. No human being can ever tickle himself / herself. It just simply cannot be done by anyone, ever. In contrast, every human being can create an explosion for himself / herself. But not as good as one created by a beautiful woman!!
When you visit me, we should each be filled with an expectant attitude that today is going to be one of the best days ever! If you are romantic, perhaps you will have some flowers or a box of chocolates! When the door opens and we see each other for the first time, let it be magical.
Of course, I know that you will probably have some nervousness. You are meeting someone new for the first time ever and you do not know what to expect. You do not know whether all will be as it is stated. I have the same apprehension about you!
Let's start off the same way any dating couple would start off by sitting on the sofa, conversing for a while. Let's get to know each other a little. As we become acquainted, perhaps we will begin to explore a little. Let the fun begin!
I know that the body rub portion of our session must be the highest quality service available. In the 1950's, the words "Made in Japan" meant that it was cheaply made junk that would break after the first use. But Edward Deeming told the Japanese to change their paradigm, to make only the highest quality products that could be made. As a result, the words "Made in Japan" mean the highest quality products that can be found! I have the same attitude!!
My body rub session works like this: I will meet you at the door, greet you with a hug and kiss, then sit on the sofa talking for a few minutes. Then I will invite you to the massage table, ask you to place the "donation" on the countertop, ask you to get comfortable (meaning: undress completely), and lie down on the table facing up the exact opposite of most massages, which start with the client on his stomach.
My session is timed to the minute! I watch the clocks carefully so I know where I should be every minute. Have you ever watched a football or basketball game? The clock is a huge, huge factor in those sports. In football, the center must hike the football to the quarterback within 25 seconds; if he is just 1 second late, a penalty is assessed. In basketball, the team must make a shot at the basket within 24 seconds; if the team is just 1 second late, the ball is taken away and given to the opposing team. I are a bit like that: I watch the seconds go by so I know when to move from one part to the next part.
MY THREE SESSIONS COMBINED ONE AFTER ANOTHER:
I provide three separate types of body rubs, all in one session: near-therapeutic 60 minutes, dermal stimulation 12 minutes, and epidermal stimulation 12 minutes. During these three sessions, I add three teases: a strip tease, a nipple tease, and a genital tease.
SESSION 1: NEAR-THERAPEUTIC BODY RUB.
Let me briefly describe each of the three body rub types. The first body rub is a near-therapeutic body rub. I cannot call that a massage because I am not licensed yet. Only a licensed professional can provide a true therapeutic massage! And Backpage has a special place for those licensed professionals to advertise. I imitate the style of those professionals. I imitate their techniques -- kneading, rolling, etc. But I provide body rubs, not massages.
Professionals have a system. That system is pretty much the same for most professionals, with individual variations and nuances. Professionals divide the human body into sections. The most common division is as follows: neck / head / face, right arm / hand / fingers, left arm / hand / fingers, right leg / foot / toes, left leg / foot / toes, back and buttocks. As each division is completed, the service provider "summarizes" that division. For a proper 60-minute session, each division receives 10 minutes of attention.
Most professionals divide the neck / head / face division into distinct subparts: lower neck muscles, upper neck muscles, scalp, temples, forehead, bridge connection, jaw muscles, chin muscles, lip muscles. I start a session with you lying on the table with your face toward the ceiling. I stand at the "head" of the table and start by relaxing your shoulders and upper back muscles. 2 minutes Then I do a "scalp massage" using two different techniques. First, I use the heels of my open palms to rock your scalp back and forth slowly, while allowing my fingers to slide up and down over your ears. I do this for a reason: it is a foreshadowing that I will be touching areas of your body that no one has ever touched before!
Second, I use firm fingertips to lovingly caress your scalp. I'll ask which of the two methods you prefer, and then use that method 2 minutes. Then I move on to the forehead, using the same type of open palm massage to rock your forehead back and forth slowly. From there, I move on to his temples, starting with the heels of my hands and then switching to my thumbs.
Now the face massage starts in earnest. I move on to your jaw muscles which are the strongest human muscle as measured by weight. Then the chin and lip muscles. I will then use two index fingertips to massage the pressure points at the bridge of your nose and the base of your ears. I will rub gently your ears! 5 minutes for a full face massage.
I will conclude that first division with a 1-minute summary! I will repeat briefly all the steps in the same sequence as originally executed. Now, 10 minutes have elapsed and the first division is finished.
Then it is time to begin the second division. Experts divide the arm / hand / fingers section into two upper arm muscle groups mostly the biceps and triceps, the forearm muscle groups, and the various hand and finger muscle groups. I will start with your shoulders, stretch out your arms, and work downward toward your hands upper arm muscles 2 minutes, followed by your lower arm muscles 2 minutes. I have a very special treat for your hands an interlocking palm massage. I literally use all 10 of my digits to intertwine your 5 digits, and use my thumbs to "massage" the pads of your thumb and four fingers. You probably do not know just how pleasurable the sensation of having the areas of skin on the sides of your fingers actually is until you experience that pleasure for the first time! Probably no one ever touches that area of your body not even your significant other. The only time in our lives when another human touches us there is when we are holding hands with fingers intertwined a rare event. And one associated with great romantic pleasure.
When I am done with your fingers total of 5 minutes on the hand and fingers, I will do a 1-minute summary. I will review briefly the shoulder, upper arm, lower arm, hand and finger massages that I have been through. 10 minutes.
Then I will repeat the same process for the other arm / hand / fingers division. The third division will be a mirror image of the second division. And I will follow the exact same process that I followed for the first! PREDICTABILITY. You will know exactly what to expect! Another 10 minutes.
When I move on to the fourth and fifth divisions, you can almost predict what to expect: a sequence very similar to the second and third divisions. In other words, I will do your legs / feet / toes just like I did your arms / hands / fingers.
I will use 6 separate techniques to "massage" each foot. I will announce each of the six separate techniques to you as I do them and ask you which of the six is the most enjoyable. Then I'll use that technique. I will say, "Here is the first way. I am placing my two thumbs on the same side of your foot with one thumb on your upper arch and one thumb on your lower arch and twisting back and forth, keeping firm pressure on each hand." I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say, "Here is the second way. I am placing my two thumbs on the same side of your foot with one thumb on your upper arch and one thumb on your lower arch and twisting back and forth, letting each hand slide across your foot.".
I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say, "Here is the third way. I am placing my two thumbs on opposing sides of your foot with one thumb on your upper arch pointed one way and with the other thumb on your lower arch pointed the other way, and twisting back and forth, keeping firm pressure on each hand." I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say: "Here is the fourth way. I am placing my two thumbs on opposing sides of your foot with one thumb on your upper arch pointed one way and with the other thumb on your lower arch pointed the other way, letting each hand slide across your foot.".
I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say, "Here is the fifth way. I am going to use my knuckles to stimulate your upper arch and move slowly to your lower arch". I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say, "Here is the sixth way. I am going to use the heel of my hand to stimulate your upper arch and move slowly to your lower arch.".
Then I will ask, "Which of those six methods do you like the best: Number 1, with thumbs on the same side, with firm pressure twisting back and forth; Number 2, with thumbs on the same side, gliding back and forth; Number 3, with thumbs on opposing sides, with firm pressure twisting back and forth; Number 4, with thumbs on opposing sides, gliding back and forth; Number 5, with knuckles; or, Number 6, with the heels of my palms.".
There is no right or wrong answer: I will just go with what you like best!
After I use the six twisted pretzel techniques, I will "massage" the toes by pulling them gently outward. I will do the interspaces. The sensation of having the areas of skin on the sides of the toes touched is an exquisite pleasure few will ever forget! Yes, I will use my index fingers to lovingly caress the inter-spaces of your toes one by one (not multiple interlocking like the fingers between there just isn't enough room! 2 minutes for upper leg muscles, 2 minutes for lower leg muscles, 5 minutes for the feet / toes, and a 1 minute summary; total of 20 minutes for the two divisions Sometimes I do the upper and lower leg muscles of both legs so that I can do both feet one right after the other.
But I have a special treat above and beyond the sensuous touching of the toes inter-spaces. I use a hot towel compress to clean each foot before I begin the foot session. I will tell you, "I am going to apply a hot towel compress to your foot to relax the muscles of your foot.".
After I do the body rub portion of each foot, I once again apply a hot towel compress to that foot. Sometimes I do another cool thing: as I remove the hot wet towel by pulling it off, I replace it inch by inch with a hot dry towel. Once in a while, I heat the dry towel as it replaces the wet towel with a hair dryer! And once in a great while, I run the hair dryer up and down your body to warm you up!
Have you ever had a hot towel compress applied to your feet in your whole life? It is an exquisite pleasure. The hair dryer treatment: a very special treat. Waving the blow dryer over your entire body is an additional special treat.
And now on to the sixth and final division. The back consists of the upper back, the middle back, and the lower back. Let's not ignore the butt -- that is where the most powerful muscles of the body -- the upper leg muscles -- connect to the main pelvic bone. That area is always knotted and needs attention. Then the rest of the muscle groups that are found there need attention. EVERY human being on the face of the planet loves a great butt rub!! (you have probably predicted this: 2 minutes on the upper back, 2 minutes on the lower back, 2 minutes on the legs, 3 minutes on the butt, and a 1 minute summary).
Not counting the separate identities of each finger and each toe, there are some 20 separate areas to address, plus the 6 summaries. Add the fingers and toes and there are really 40 separate areas. True professionals hate to conduct a session in less than a full hour because each area barely receives a minute of attention. If you truly love body rubs, try a full 2-hour-on-the-table session. That simply can't be equaled!
SUMMARY:
1 HOUR SESSION:
2 minutes on the upper neck muscles.
2 minutes on the scalp.
5 minutes on the face.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion session. (10 minutes elapsed).
2 minutes on the upper left arm.
2 minutes on the lower left arm.
5 minutes on the left hand.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 20 minutes).
2 minutes on the upper right arm.
2 minutes on the lower right arm.
5 minutes on the right hand.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 30 minutes).
2 minutes on the upper left leg.
2 minutes on the lower left leg.
5 minutes on the left foot.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 40 minutes).
2 minutes on the upper right leg.
2 minutes on the lower right leg.
5 minutes on the right foot.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 50 minutes).
2 minutes on the upper back.
2 minutes on the lower back.
2 minutes on the legs.
3 minutes on the upper leg muscle connections and the butt muscles.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 60 minutes).
Every part of you body wants different levels of pressure, I must ask you questions! That requires an exchange of information. If you really want the restaurant to prepare your meal the exact way you want it prepared, you will need to exchange that information with the server. They can not guess what you want and they do not have any special ESP powers. It is the same between you and I: an exchange of information is the best way to get the body rub pressures you want.
SESSION 2: SCRATCHING.
After that near-therapeutic body rub, let's move on to the dermal stimulation body rub. This session is designed to stimulate the middle layer of skin. That is much easier to do than it might sound! And in fact you have done it to yourself every day of your life, and your girlfriend / significant other has probably done that for you a few times. It is as simple as a scratch. But try to convince your girlfriend / significant other to scratch your body all over -- 100% -- and you'll find it an unlikely scenario. But that is exactly what I do. In this 2nd type of body rub, I go back over all 6 divisions, all 20 subparts, all 40 sub-subparts, once again -- with a gentle scratching technique. A scratching session of the whole body is one of life's grandest pleasures.
Please allow me to describe in detail how I perform my "Scratching Session". The First Session, the Therapeutic Session, is designed to relax the muscles of the body ALL the muscles of the body. The Second Session, the Scratching Session, is designed to stimulate the middle layer of the skin ALL the skin of the body.
You should already be lying on the table face down, back up. This is because we started the "therapeutic session" with you on your back for the first 50 minutes, then flipped you face down for the last 10 minutes. So I will start our "scratching session" with you face down, back up. I use two different, but similar, techniques to scratch your back, and I'll start with the simple one first. Remember, this is a gentle scratch no marks!! If you want more pressure in certain areas, just ask for more pressure (I.e., just say "scratch harder, please!
I will softly place all ten of my fingernails on that point of your neck where your hairline ends. I will slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down the center of your back over your spinal column, which I did not touch during our "therapeutic session" all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. Then I will lift my right hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the right side of your body. Then I will lift my left hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the left side of your body. I do not lift both hands off at the same time because I do not want to break continuity!!
I will once again slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down your back but now I am about 2 inches away from each side of your spinal column all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. Then I will lift my right hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the right side of your body. Then I will lift my left hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the left side of your body. I do not lift both hands off at the same time because I do not want to break continuity!!
I will once again slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down your back but now I am about 2 inches away from each side of your spinal column all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. Then I will lift my right hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the right side of your body. Then I will lift my left hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the left side of your body. I do not lift both hands off at the same time because I do not want to break continuity!!
I will follow this process until I have scratched as far to your right side as possible down to the table!! That is just one trip down the back. Now I will use a second technique to scratch your back, and then I'll ask you which technique you like the best.
The second technique is very similar to the first, but it eliminates the problem of breaking continuity. In this technique, my ten fingertips remain on your back the entire time.
I will softly place all ten of my fingernails on that point of your neck where your hairline ends. I will slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down the center of your back over your spinal column, which I did not touch during our "therapeutic session" all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. Then I will move my ten fingernails outward five to the right and five to the left, of course as far out as they can go, which probably is the point where your sides meet the table! Then I will bring all ten of my fingernails straight upwards until I reach your shoulder. Then I will move all my ten fingernails inward toward the center of your neck, until I reach a point about two inches from your spinal column. This process is just like mowing the yard!!
Now I will once again slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down your back but now I am about 2 inches away from each side of your spinal column all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. From there, I will continue to "mow your back" until your back has been completely mowed. Who knew mowing could be such a thrill?
Now I have made one pass using Technique 1 straight line mowing and one pass using Technique 1 traditional mowing the grass. I'll ask you which one you liked better. Then I'll repeat that process two or three more times.
After that, I'll expand the range of my scratching this time going all the way from the neck to the feet!! I will use whichever Technique you liked for just the back. Then I'll repeat that process two or three more times. After that, just because it will feel so good to you, I'll devote two or three minutes scratching your butt!! Dogs love that. Cats love that. HUMANS LOVE THAT EVEN MORE!!
After that, it will be time to flip onto your back so I can repeat this for the front side!! I will scratch your front side in the same manner as I scratched your back side starting with Technique 1 straight lines from neck to waist once, then with Technique 2 mowing the grass from neck to waist once, then two or three times using your preferred Technique, then two or three times using your preferred Technique from neck to feet.
Now all that remains are the arms. Needless to say, I will follow pretty much the same pattern for the arms starting at your neck and coming down to your fingertips. However, I will now add a new twist: after the first pass at mowing the arms / hands, I'll switch over from using ten fingernails to using just one fingernail the index fingernail of one of my hands from the neck all the way down to the end of your thumb. Then I'll ask whether you prefer the feeling of all ten of my fingernails or just one of my fingernails. Once I know whether your prefer ten or one, I'll repeat the process a few times on each of your arms / hands.
Now I am going to do something to you that no one has ever done before I am going to scratch every cell of your face except your eyelids!! I would say "every square inch of your face" but your face is not square, it is round. Again, this is a light, gentle scratch no marks! You have no idea how wonderful it feels to have your face scratched but now you will know it is something you will want to have on a regular basis! Even your ears will receive my tender loving attention!
SESSION 3: FINGERTIP TOUCHING.
And after the near-therapeutic body rub followed by the gentle scratching body rub, let's move on to the epidermal body rub. This session is designed to stimulate the outer layer of skin. It is unlikely you have ever felt the extreme pleasure that this type of stimulation provides. For this type of body rub, my very, very soft fingertips ever so gently glide across the outer layer of your skin. I use a touch that is lighter than a feather. In fact, this is called a feather touch. It feels as gentle as the sensation of a single feather gently moving across your skin. It feels heavenly.
But much better than that is the tremendous build-up that you will feel as I approach the last area of your body with this feathery touching. I go in the same order for all three types of body rubs, and that means that the back and butt are last. I will tease your butt and the insides of your upper legs with feathery touches that are extremely pleasurable!
Now the Second Session, the Scratching Session, comes to a close. It is time to begin the Third Session the Fingertip Session. " The First Session, the Therapeutic Session, is designed to relax the muscles of the body ALL the muscles of the body. The Second Session, the Scratching Session, is designed to stimulate the middle layer of the skin ALL the skin of the body. The Third Session, the Fingertip Session is designed to soothe and calm the outer layer of the skin ALL the skin of the body. During this Session, I will use just my soft fingertips using very, very light touches. For many parts of your body, this will feel like tickling! For those areas, we will either apply more pressure to eliminate that tickling sensation or we will skip over those areas!
You should already be lying on the table face up. We ended the Second Session, the Scratching Session, with your face. We will begin the Third Session, the Fingertip Session, with your face! Has anyone ever lovingly caressed your face? If so, you know that a gentle touching of the face says "I Love You" more effectively than words can ever communicate!
You came to me for a body rub, a physical touching. Yet in reality a mere physical touching is not quite enough if it is not done in a caring, loving manner. A robot can touch you, but you will never feel emotionally satisfied. Only a human can touch you in a caring, loving manner that satisfies you emotionally. A 20-something year old gal can touch you, but usually can not satisfy you emotionally because she is not interested in you!
No part of the body NO PART says "I Love You" as much as the face. In the 1960's there was a song called "It's In His Kiss", which had these lyrics:
"Does he love me I want to know.
How can I tell if he loves me so.
Is it in his eyes?
Oh no! You'll be deceived.
Is it in his sighs?
Oh no! He'll make believe.
If you want to know if he loves you so.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
Is it in his face?
Oh no! That's just his charms.
In his warm embrace?
Oh no! That's just his arms.
If you want to know if he loves you so.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
Kiss him and squeeze him tight.
Find out what you want to know.
If it's love, if it really is.
It's there in his kiss.
How about the way he acts.
Oh no! That's not the way.
And you're not list'nin' to all I say.
If you want to know if he loves you so.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
Hug him and squeeze him tight.
Find out what you want to know.
If it's love, if it really is.
It's there in his kiss.
How about the way he acts.
Oh no! That's not the way.
And you're not listnin' to all I say.
If you want to know if he loves you so.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is".
Well, that's how the song goes. You can't tell if someone loves you by looking at their face. They may be beautiful, they may be smiling, but to really know takes a great kiss! I am not going to kiss you, but I am going to touch your face in a way that effectively says "I Love You" and makes you feel emotionally satisfied!! In you want to know if it is true love, it's in her kiss. If you want to know how love feels, it's in her touching of your face.
After I lovingly caress your face, first with all ten fingernails, then with just one fingernail, it will be time to move on to the rest of your body. You are already face up, so let's start by using ten fingernails starting at the neck and coming down to the waist. We'll use the same kind of techniques that we used for the scratching ten fingertips in straight lines Technique 1 and then ten fingertips in a yard-mowing fashion Technique 2. Once you tell me your preference, we'll repeat that process two or three times.
After that, I'll expand the range of my scratching this time going all the way from the neck to the feet!! I will use whichever Technique you liked for just the chest area. Then I'll repeat that process two or three more times.
After that, it will be time for the arms. Needless to say, I will follow pretty much the same pattern for the arms starting at the neck and coming down to the fingertips. However, I will now add a new twist: after the first pass at mowing the arms / hands, I'll switch over from using my ten fingertips to using just one of my fingertips the index fingertip of one of my hands from your neck all the way down to the end of your thumb. Then I'll ask whether you prefer the feeling of all ten of my fingertips or just one of my fingertips. Once I know whether your prefer ten or one, I'll repeat the process a few times on each of your arms / hands.
Now it is time to roll over yet again. Now the back side of your body will receive the same kind of treatment that it received before for the Scratching Session, but this time with the soothing, gentle, loving touches of my soft fingertips instead of the scratching of my fingernails. But this time we'll add a bit of a twist. After being completely finished with the back side of your body, I will spend two or three minutes giving super gentle touches all over your butt, starting with several passes using ten fingertips, ending with several passes of just two fingertips that slowly slide down the crack toward the most intimate areas of your body!
Now the Third Session, the Fingertip Session, comes to a close. It is time to begin the Final Session of our time together.
THE THREE TEASES.
I use three teases during the course of my time with you. These three teases are placed throughout the three sessions, popping up often here and there in random, unpredictable manners. These three teases are less noticeable, more subtle.
TEASE 1: STRIP TEASE.
The first tease is a nonchalant strip tease. When I first enter, I'll be dressed like a professional strip tease dancer that is to say, I will have a lot of layers hiding my entire body! Over the course of time, I will remove these layers one by one until only my birthday suit remains!!
TEASE 2: NIPPLE TEASE.
At some point, I will be topless! Now a woman's greatest weapon is present: nipples. I use these to erotically tease you by "accidentally" letting them gently touch various parts of your body as I lean over him, from time to time, in random places.
TEASE 3: GENITAL TEASE.
At some point, many points actually, I will be in close proximity to your genitals! As I reach across your various body parts, I allow parts of my body my hands, my elbows, my nipples to "accidentally" graze across your genitals. I will let your penis become somewhat aroused from time to time, without direct attention! This is teasing! I may tease on a scale of 1 to 10, from a little to pure torture. I might ask him how much you like to be teased on that scale or I just might assume you want to be teased to the point of pure torture!
CONTINUITY AND PREDICTABILITY:
These two elements transform a good body rub into a great body rub. My technique incorporates continuity and predictability. Continuity means that from the time my hands first touch your body to formally commence our session until the time I adjourn, my hands never, never, never leave your body (except to get hot towel compresses and to clean my hands after touching your feet). Every second of every minute of that time, at least one of my hands will be touching your body. Never will I break contact completely. The only exception to this will be when I complete the rub of your feet, then I will wash my hands so that I do not spread bacteria from your feet to the other areas of your body; I will tell you that I am going to go wash my hands and you will know that I will only be a few feet away.
This continuity is very, very important. When a lady breaks contact, the client is disrupted. He doesn't know where she is going or how long she will be gone. In reality, she is just going to get more oil or to move to the other side of the table, but in his imagination he doesn't know where he are going or what she will do next. Imagine eating a great meal at a fine restaurant. You don't expect the waiter / waitress to just swing by and unexpectedly remove your plate after you've had just a few bites and then return it a few moments later! You would be shocked by that behavior. Not surprisingly, you would be just as shocked if I take my hands off your body for a few moments during a massage / rub. Your body will not be pleased at unexpected interruptions!
Predictability is almost as important as continuity. When I pay attention to your first arm / hand, your mind will subconsciously note the methodical sequence of events. I will then replay that same exact methodical sequence when I pay attention to your next arm / hand, then your first leg / foot, then your next leg / foot. Your mind will already know what is coming. When continuity and predictability combine, your body will relax faster and further than ever before. You will feel just like a baby in a car seat going for a gentle car ride. Yes, you may indeed fall asleep.
You probably won't notice these two techniques. They are subtle and they are not intended to be conspicuous. They stay in the background. But they magnify the relaxation powers ten-fold. They transform a good body rub into a great body rub.
No, I did not create these techniques. I did not even improve upon them. I simply copied them, learned them, and practiced them. Consider the world's best artists today. Can we say that they learned their crafts distinct from the processes followed by Michelangelo? Can we say they improved upon his processes? Of course not. Nothing that the artists of today undertake can exceed his works. In the same way, I cannot claim that my body rubs are the most original on the planet or that they exceed those of Michelangelo's girlfriend! The same is true in most professions today what I do is not necessarily the most original, but it is unique to me, and I do the best I can do.
WHY I MIGHT BE A GOOD MATCH FOR YOU:
Please let me explain why I think I might be a good companion for you. First, I am beautiful and I have a perfect body. I have unblemished, perfect skin silky smooth, wonderful to the touch. If you want to spend time with a woman, you might as well spend it with a beautiful woman with a great body and flawless skin!
Second, I am a mature woman. You have probably had sessions with service providers much younger than I am. You probably did not enjoy your time with the much younger service providers. There are several reasons for that. First, you have nothing in common. A mature man of 50 cannot relate well to a young woman of 22. You do not like her music, she does not like your music. You do not like her shows, she does not like your shows. Second, she has no sincere interest in you other than your wallet. She is perfectly happy if you pay her and leave in 5 minutes!! If she never sees you again, she'll be quite content with that. Third, you probably don't like many of the older women. You already know the issues with the older women: they have secret agendas, they are overweight, they have medical issues, they are in menopause, they have a negative attitude toward men, they are too bossy, they are self-absorbed, etc.
Third, I have a great body and plenty of energy. If you want to run on the beach, I can keep up with you. No creaky knees, no arthritis, no whining and complaining!!
Fourth, I am completely "normal" no issues with alcohol, illegal drugs, prescription drugs, mental issues, spiritual issues; no hang-ups! No drugs for depression, cholesterol, diabetes, heart disease, etc.!! And I am healthy! No middle-aged diseases, no diseases of any age!
Fifth, I have a great attitude. I want to join you for a fun adventure that we will both enjoy immensely!
Sixth, you can have a great time without feeling guilty afterward. You can return home with a clear conscience and with absolutely no possibility of taking home some strange disease! I am meticulously clean and I am disease and drug and alcohol, and we will not be doing anything that could lead to the transmission of strange diseases!
Seventh, I offer something that no one else can offer. And that is my one-of-a-kind personality. I am a very real person, as you will discover! I am playful and sensual as well, and you will discover that as soon as you call me yes, that part of my personality reveals itself immediately on the phone! I am sensual, seductive, and very sexy.
Eighth, I am perhaps the only gal in the Boston area who provides this exquisitely, wonderfully sensuous type of body rub session! No one else can even describe in more than 1 sentence what they do, let alone actually do it! Ask any gal to email to you a detailed explanation of what they do during a typical session; do you receive more than one sentence reply?
CONTACT INFORMATION AND HOW TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT:
The best way to contact me is to send an email to me. After we have exchanged emails and set a date / time to meet, we can talk over the phone before meeting, if you wish. My email address is: [EMAIL]AriannaAndrewsBodyRubs@yahoo.com[/EMAIL] When you send an email, please include this information: your name, your age, your general occupation, and an idea of which type of session you would like (2 hours or 3 hours). After we have exchanged emails, I will ask you for a phone number to your cell phone a real phone number in your name, not a Google number or a Skype number.
DONATIONS AND DISCLAIMER:
The following information is provided in accordance with client disclosure requirements. I am not a licensed physician. The treatment provided is an alternative to or is complimentary to healing arts services licensed by the State. The services provided are not regulated by the State. Services provided are for relation therapy, which may include application of one or more of the following: aroma therapy, sound therapy, herbal treatments, touch therapy, and prostate massage. This treatment is based upon the theory that stress causes and intensifies symptoms of physical ailments and a person heals more quickly and effectively when relaxed. Each treatment is tailored to the individual client in order to help the client relax to the greatest extent possible. I have made a lifelong, independent study of energy flow chi within the body. I have over 2 years experience in applying the various modalities to help clients achieve a state of relaxation. This is not ad for prostitution. The services advertised are for alternative or complimentary health care. The service provider is not licensed as a healing arts practitioner.
NOTE: Any money exchanged is for companionship purposes only, for which I ask for a donation for my time. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter of choice between consenting adults of legal age and is not contracted for nor is it requested to be contracted for in any manner. This is NOT an offer of any illegal service. I do not provide any "extra" services above what I describe herein -- I do not offer any illegal services or prostitution services. I do not allow any type of drug use whatsoever!!
I ask for a donation based solely as a voluntary donation made in exchange for time, not for specific services.
$300 for 2 hours.
$450 for 3 hours.
AVAILABILITY:
I am generally available Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday from 9 am to 12 noon and Sunday from 12 noon until 5 pm. This means that I am only able to see one client per day!
USUALLY IN LIFE, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR:
I like this quote: "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of the low price is forgotten." My philosophy is simple: pay enough to get what you really want because not getting what you really want isn't really worth anything! Gentlemen have told me their complaints about seeing a young woman for a low price, then feeling ripped out that they were shoved out the door in 10 minutes! What were they thinking? A middle aged gentleman should see a middle aged lady. And should spend as much time pursuing her as he did pursuing his first date when he was a young man!
[QUOTE=Dh1610;2091594]I emailed a buddy a picture of a widewide body today that describes her self as a small BBW. There was nothing smallaabout her.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately I was the recipient of that email and right before lunch no less!
And Hags Joe, awesome post, I loved it as it was SOOOO true!
That they had to tell you to STFU I only said they could.
I would never sit and squirm, if I felt the need to start squirming I would be out of there.
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[QUOTE=Deb4512;2091632]I'm not chatty, I was messing around that I was. How's this for long!! [/QUOTE]Boy you ain't kidding...
My posts are sometimes too long. I'll be more aware from now on. I was an English major in college before I switched to Psychology, so I love to write. Otherwise I'm quite appropriate in person, sometimes more on the quiet side. I'm an ex counselor so I'm trained and like to listen. This is another example of a woman being too chatty:
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Quote Originally Posted by CravenHead.
Did you actually meet her?
How's the service and what does the $ include?
I did. She would not stop talking. Her apartment stinks. She blow AND talk. Paid 100 and never again as I think I could find a better "deal" with hotter girls.
Admin2: Don't try to squirm your way out of your comment. It doesn't matter how you said it, you need to be punished lmao. Ok, this is the scenario. On your trip to Boston, you meet us at Arianna's massage studio under the assumption that you'll be getting a double blow job and a happy ending (Guys, am I correct that this would be a two hole session? LOL) Anyway, you arrive, you lay down. She ties you to the massage table and she reads her website to you in it's entirety. Actually that's too harsh of a punishment for the stfu comment. She locks the door instead. Hmm, maybe you would deserve a double BJ after that torture. After the BJ, I'll take your shoes off and rub your feet and light you a cigarette By the way, it isn't against the rules to joke around with admin on here? I'd never do it to Jackson! I'm assuming I'm still on your good side since you haven't put me on moderation for the length of that last post? No more compliments on here from you sent my way? LOL I've only received two infractions since I've been a member here and they were mild, so I guess I'm good to go.
Arianna may be as quiet as a mouse in person. Who knows. I'm still going to email her to join this group for criticizing me. Watch out! "wink, wink.".
By the way, I received this message in my inbox: Need a woman's advice / comment: Hi Deb, Looking to get a woman's advice on make up. Feel free to comment on my thread in "the dark side of the hobby." so another group is trying to steal me away from here xoxo.
[QUOTE=HagsJoe;2091267]Didn't want to burden the threads themselves with massholery.
In case some people are new to BP / CL listings / emails etc.
Busty = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
(not in reality but for the purposes of ads / listings / self-descriptions).[/QUOTE]Thick = fat.
BBW = fat.
And if the ad ever says FAT then look out. It won't be a pretty sight.
[QUOTE=Yardape08;2092213]Thick = fat.
BBW = fat.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dh1610;2092253]And if the ad ever says FAT then look out. It won't be a pretty sight.[/QUOTE]Fat Sex.
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Old Sex.
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Both these pics activate the gag reflex in me. Yuk! I would retire tomorrow from this hobby if those were the only options left.
Baggens.
[QUOTE=DildoBaggens;2092356]Both these pics activate the gag reflex in me. Yuk! I would retire tomorrow from this hobby if those were the only options left.
Baggens.[/QUOTE]Eventually that is what happens to all the 20 year old spinners over time. Few are able to keep that shape to their mid or late 30's some into the 40's if they work hard at it. Once in awhile you'll find those that are classics that still retain that nice shape into their 50's and beyond.
To each their own as each person has their own fetishes. I like the lean, mean and sexy ones, well maybe not the mean ones.
Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.
Quoting Deb: "I sometimes write and post too much".
Thank you Deb-now good night. PLEASE.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2092436]Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.[/QUOTE]
Because in the rest of the world we are required to call them BBW's (the most fucking oxymoronic word ever coined) Because we are tired of seeing these huge women expecting to get money for shitty sex. And also because we are really fucking tired of hearing how we are somehow expected to be anything except freshly bathed and holding 100 dollar bills.
I don't know you Deb but I like reading what you write sometimes. Make no mistake about it, this forum is FOR men. It's always been FOR men, and it will always be FOR men.
There are two standards, one for GF's and one for professionals. There are many women I see that I would be happy waking up next to, but when a woman wants to get paid for sex they better be on fucking point. Simple as that.
You are correct there are guys with fetishes, I know some of them. I know this one guy who's eyes would glaze over when he talked about banging some fat chick from behind, but that's fetish stuff and not main stream. The vast majority of guys are looking for women that are HWP.
I'm not being a dick but if you want to look into the locker room, this is what it's like. This is a fight thread so I'm hesitant to muzzle you but I'm not going to tolerate much more f this because I think the guys are getting tired of it and at the end of the day, it's for them. We might need another poll here.
A2.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2092436]Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2092436]Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.[/QUOTE]Deb, seriously, this is a guys' forum. We discuss primarily guys things here. We're derogatory towards women as women often are derogatory towards us on ladies' forums. Could we get a membership there too? On many of them we could. But we don't want to read the negative staff that ladies talk about when they talk about us, that's why we're not there. But... When we discuss issues here, we also don't want to be sensitive (hence Massholes) or considerate (hence Massholes) or take into account somebody's sad childhood when we say things (hence Massholes). This was created in order for us, the guys, to be able to be assholes if we wish to, nothing less. You really are in the wrong place here. Every time a man gets too involved on the women-only forum, he doesn't enrich things, he disrupts them. I know because I've been there and also because I talked about it with other women. But, make no mistake, the same goes the other way too.
As Samuel L. Jackson numerously repeated in Pulp Fiction "I really am trying to be good here. It's hard but I really am trying" but I also don't know how much clearer do you want me to be?
I fully understand and appreciate the ground rules that were layout crystal clear when you created Massholes. I have been trying to be tolerant and trying to ignore for the most part Deb's long winded bla bla bla bla's. I have today replied with my opinion as respectfully and in a few words. I have never had a bone to pick with Deb personally. I have never met her. But Admin I support you and request you please put an end to this if it continues.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2092578]Because in the rest of the world we are required to call them BBW's (the most fucking oxymoronic word ever coined) Because we are tired of seeing these huge women expecting to get money for shitty sex. And also because we are really fucking tired of hearing how we are somehow expected to be anything except freshly bathed and holding 100 dollar bills.
I don't know you Deb but I like reading what you write sometimes. Make no mistake about it, this forum is FOR men. It's always been FOR men, and it will always be FOR men.
There are two standards, one for GF's and one for professionals. There are many women I see that I would be happy waking up next to, but when a woman wants to get paid for sex they better be on fucking point. Simple as that.
You are correct there are guys with fetishes, I know some of them. I know this one guy who's eyes would glaze over when he talked about banging some fat chick from behind, but that's fetish stuff and not main stream. The vast majority of guys are looking for women that are HWP.
I'm not being a dick but if you want to look into the locker room, this is what it's like. This is a fight thread so I'm hesitant to muzzle you but I'm not going to tolerate much more f this because I think the guys are getting tired of it and at the end of the day, it's for them. We might need another poll here.
A2.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Admin2;2092578]Because in the rest of the world we are required to call them BBW's (the most fucking oxymoronic word ever coined) Because we are tired of seeing these huge women expecting to get money for shitty sex. And also because we are really fucking tired of hearing how we are somehow expected to be anything except freshly bathed and holding 100 dollar bills.
I don't know you Deb but I like reading what you write sometimes. Make no mistake about it, this forum is FOR men. It's always been FOR men, and it will always be FOR men.
There are two standards, one for GF's and one for professionals. There are many women I see that I would be happy waking up next to, but when a woman wants to get paid for sex they better be on fucking point. Simple as that.
You are correct there are guys with fetishes, I know some of them. I know this one guy who's eyes would glaze over when he talked about banging some fat chick from behind, but that's fetish stuff and not main stream. The vast majority of guys are looking for women that are HWP.
I'm not being a dick but if you want to look into the locker room, this is what it's like. This is a fight thread so I'm hesitant to muzzle you but I'm not going to tolerate much more f this because I think the guys are getting tired of it and at the end of the day, it's for them. We might need another poll here.
A2.[/QUOTE]I don't think a poll is needed to simply allow the ladies a place to respond. Whether it be this forum or another I think we (us masshholes) can learn from what they (the ladies) say and they in turn can learn from us. I think some forum should be offered to them to speak their minds. With reasonable limits set.
I hate to break up all the Deb talk, but I just can't wait to tell you, "their coming to get you, and all your buddies". Ledger is alive & well, ok, just alive, I was kidding about the well. You guys better go hide, our resident nutcase has sent me 3 pms telling me we are all in trouble. I have a surprise for him.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2092436]Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.[/QUOTE]The majority of the posting here relating to a woman's appearance is subjective and most certainly relevant. A women's body type is one of the main criteria involved when selecting a provider and will remain one of the most important topics of discussion on a forum such as this. I have nothing against fat women personally but as A2 stated when I am paying a girl for sex I expect a certain standard. After all I am the paying customer. This subject came about from discussion of providers using politically correct terms in ads and in my opinion amounts to deception just as pictures taken with certain poses often hides the woman's true form and is done intentionally.
As far as our looks go again we are the customers here and it is the provider's prerogative to turn us down on a date whenever they please. And many do for various reasons.
This does not imply that I am misogynistic-I believe this is the word you intended to use as the term you chose (misogamy) is defined as the hatred of marriage. Now it appears you are the one labeling us by throwing this insult and casting judgment. You are entitled to your opinion but stop trying to guilt us into becoming politically correct posters. We are not just a bunch of cavemen here as you try and portray us.
And just because you have a psychology background doesn't make you an expert here. You remind me of a liberal who always thinks they know what's best for everyone else and pushes for change that often makes things worse. What's next? Is every provider going to get a trophy now like our kids just for being in the game?
I sincerely hope you have your hard hat and safety goggles on the next time you login.
Put us out of our misery and bring the entertainment on.
[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2092700]I hate to break up all the Deb talk, but I just can't wait to tell you, "their coming to get you, and all your buddies". Ledger is alive & well, ok, just alive, I was kidding about the well. You guys better go hide, our resident nutcase has sent me 3 pms telling me we are all in trouble. I have a surprise for him.[/QUOTE]
Sperm have you notices there are no "Woman's opinions" there is only a single Deb. Do you really think there are going to be more to follow in the days to come on Massholes. You are not getting the range of opinions you are referring to. Go somewhere else or let her have her own pulpit for all I care.
[QUOTE=SpermSac;2092654]I don't think a poll is needed to simply allow the ladies a place to respond. Whether it be this forum or another I think we (us masshholes) can learn from what they (the ladies) say and they in turn can learn from us. I think some forum should be offered to them to speak their minds. With reasonable limits set.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dh1610;2092785]Sperm have you notices there are no "Woman's opinions" there is only a single Deb. Do you really think there are going to be more to follow in the days to come on Massholes. You are not getting the range of opinions you are referring to. Go somewhere else or let her have her own pulpit for all I care.[/QUOTE]Opinions are like assholes. We all have one.
So far Deb has been the only woman who has been willing to speak out and you must give her credit for that being amongst all of us massholes.
We express our opinions why not them? They are after all just opinions. Within limits I see no harm.