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[QUOTE=Too Nice;1417719]Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.[/QUOTE]I was not encouraging people to see providers with fake pics. I said that the fake pic is a fact of life. And I was saying that if the person at the door was hotter than the pic, who the fuck is going to argue? And I was saying that if the person at the door is less attractive than the fake pic, then grow some balls and walk.

What Howard is saying is: A bunch of us post about who is really great on this board, and then people go to less-than-satisfying providers. Then b1tch and piss and moan. So let me say it again: Mercades is leaving town in May. She's hot, pretty, sexy, honest, fun, likes sex, likes men, cums hard, squirts, is clean, tasty, has a big clit that's fun to suck on, and you have to fuck her on the floor because she doesn't have a bed. She ain't going to get one either, because she's heading west to be in porn. At $80 for a half hour, she is the [b][red]BEST[/red][/b] Deal in Madison.

So here is what I would do:

[b]1. [/b]For the next month I would fuck Mercades every chance I got.

[b]2. [/b]After she's gone, I would download the Tineye extension for Firefox or Chrome. If you're not using Firefox or Chrome, then go back to jacking off.

[b]3. [/b]When you see an ad that you like, right click on the pics and select the Tineye function. If the pics are spread all over the net like cow shit on a freshly plowed field do one of the following:

[b]I. [/b]Keep browsing the ads.

[b]II. [/b] Call the provider and bust her ([i]You're a fucking liar and I'm telling everyone in Madison. [/i])

[b]III. [/b]Call the provider and let her know your coming to see her, but if she isn't as hot as the pics she stole, you're calling the police on her. If she is as hot or hotter than the pics, you'll sign up for a good time.

[b]IV. [/b] Call the provider, make an appointment, show up. If she's as hot or hotter than the pics, nail her. If she's doggier, do her doggy, then plow her in the ass. Then don't pay her.

Jesus, this is mongering, not a contract for financial services.

[QUOTE=Sky Flyer; 1416765]Yea, Mercades is pretty sweet. Another lady I like is Tera, she doesn't post much on backpage but she has a rocking little ass also. Janelle has been in and out of Madison for a while, a bit more women but friendly and fun. Sadly she doesn't allow DATY but she is nice and curvey with a nice set of boobs.

[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/start-your-day-with-me-i-know-exactly-what-you-need-100-special-avail-now-22/5258571[/url][/QUOTE]Tell me more about Tera. Do you have a link for her?

[QUOTE=Boo1969;1418094]Tell me more about Tera. Do you have a link for her?[/QUOTE][url]Http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/escape-to-paradise-22/5609662[/url]

[QUOTE=Too Nice;1417719]Howard, what the fuck? Coochie said just the opposite. He said that fake photos can look a lot like the real girl, and he knows because he posts some of the fake pics. He was encouraging mongers to see providers with fake pics. If you're going to insult other posters then at least try to have some clue what your talking about.[/QUOTE]Coochie never said that Mercedes pics are fake. I have seen her a few times and they are real. Dudes have complained about fucking on the floor but never about her pics. Hot as this girl is I would do her anywhere, although it would be nice to have a bed but the solution is to do outcall.

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater;1415375]So do I post ads with fake pics for this girl? Yep, I do. Typically I find a picture of a black girl from another city / state on Backpage that's similar to her, then blur out the eyes. My girl is gorgeous with a killer body, so when you get to the door you will not know or you will forget that the pic doesn't match exactly.[/QUOTE]I'm glad you didn't mean to encourage guys to visit escorts with fake pics when you wrote this.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1418389]Coochie never said that Mercedes pics are fake. I have seen her a few times and they are real. Dudes have complained about fucking on the floor but never about her pics. Hot as this girl is I would do her anywhere, although it would be nice to have a bed but the solution is to do outcall.[/QUOTE]Forums only work if people read. They don't work well when people make up stuff. What a waste of time.

[QUOTE=KnightMale;1418349][url]Http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/escape-to-paradise-22/5609662[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks Knight!

[QUOTE=Boo1969;1418803]Thanks Knight![/QUOTE]I rely on my fellow brothers in the hobby because we all in general like hot women, some prefer tits, others ass, still others legs, but in general, a girl with a nice ass is going to have a nice body for the most part. So one of my brothers told me about Tera. We communicated. Her pics did not matter much to me because of the recommendation. So I went, and she opened the door butt naked, and I ate pussy, licked ass, and we fucked for 1.5 hours.

Actually, I been back twice. She got some real good tight pussy. Because most of the dudes are out chasing the new pussy and getting burned, most of these ladies are just sitting there. I get texts from some of them asking me to come by because they have to pay a bill or purchase something. One girl even told me to come by and hit it for 60 bucks cause her cable bill was due. I keep about 120 bucks in my wallet for my sure thing relief fund. I received two texts just last night.

For example, I saw Mercedes last week and we fucked for almost two hours. She wanted to fuck longer but I had to go. She had no appointments for the day. So in a sense the pussy belonged to me. So guys, keep on chasing the dream girls and getting burned. I have not been burned once because I always go for the sure pussy. Mercedes, Tera, Lily (in town now) , Alexis4U will give you all the pussy you can handle. All of them are hot! What more do you want? So stop chasing dreams!

I am endorsing Lily. This girl is so fine she looks unreal and she has some real good pussy. I am planning to dive into it again.

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This young African American babe arrived on the Madison scene from Milwaukee about two or three weeks ago and mongers are lining up to hit this sweet 19 year old ass but the kid was there and gone long before the mongers started to smell the scent of new pussy. You better go by and get a taste.

Because this kind of young tight pussy does not last long.

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I am letting you dudes have some of my private stock because these girls who fly under the radar need action. I cannot support them all. I have hit this

Ass about three time and will hot her little tight ass again. She does not list a phone number so you have to email her and she gets back to you. She has a tight little body and knows how to fuck. Not good as Tera and Mercedes but not a waste of time either.

[QUOTE=Howard5354; 1420287][url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/chocolate-mona-lisa-25/5605624[/url]

I am letting you dudes have some of my private stock because these girls who fly under the radar need action. I cannot support them all. I have hit this

Ass about three time and will hot her little tight ass again. She does not list a phone number so you have to email her and she gets back to you. She has a tight little body and knows how to fuck. Not good as Tera and Mercedes but not a waste of time either.[/QUOTE]What are these Babes running, anyway? I don't want to insult them by starting to low or waisting everyones time if I don't have the cash in hand. What is the price of love, Howard5354?

Ok, so I've given out the latest number I have for Yummy. Yes, it's a 605 area code, not 608. It's because she moved to SOUTH DAKOTA!

Jesus. Wisconsin's lost one of the best providers to ever soil some sheets. What a fucking body! Long long legs. Slim waist. Perfect teacup tits. Smooth dark chocolate skin. Pretty as hell. AND [b]LOVES[/B] To fuck. Not a clock watcher, really gets into it, will do anal, porn star beautiful, goddammit, I could go on and on.

SOUTH fucking DAKOTA! What the fuck is that?

One good thing, she does come back to visit Milwaukee from time to time, and SHE'S BACK NOW! If I sent you the 605 area code phone number, that's the one that works. Call her soon before she leaves. You will be greatly appreciative of an exceptional experience.

Were going to see more and more ladies migrating to the Dakotas. The oil and gas drilling boom is going on big time there, hell its like how the gold rush was in california, they are going to go where the $$$$$ is. I just chatted with a provider the other day that says she just finished up buisiness here and was gassing up her car and heading out there in a few days. The rush is on boys. Enjoy it while they are here.

I know I've talked about her before, but gentlemen you are missing out if you haven't seen Naughty Nikki. She has been a reliable provider for me and the last time I saw her was no let down. I would call her first if she provided greek, but her GFE makes up for it.

I called her when all of my greek providers fell through. We scheduled for an hour and she showed up on time at my hotel. We caught up with each other and got right down to business. I like that she takes directions very well. We started off with some lfk and then I gave some attentions to her breasts. She does DATY and seem to enjoy it. I spent a good long time eating that sweet pussy. We then did a 69 for awhile. When I couldn't hold out any longer, I told her I needed to be inside of her. She does a great rcg. One of the things she does that drives me crazy, when we switch positions, she will lick off all of her pussy juices from my dick. I is such a turn on and she does it without hesitation. We then went to k9 then cg. We ended with her CBJ until I came. The thing I like the best about her, she stays for the entire time you agree on.

[QUOTE=Moonroach; 1434973]I know I've talked about her before, but gentlemen you are missing out if you haven't seen Naughty Nikki. She has been a reliable provider for me and the last time I saw her was no let down. I would call her first if she provided greek, but her GFE makes up for it.

I called her when all of my greek providers fell through. We scheduled for an hour and she showed up on time at my hotel. We caught up with each other and got right down to business. I like that she takes directions very well. We started off with some lfk and then I gave some attentions to her breasts. She does DATY and seem to enjoy it. I spent a good long time eating that sweet pussy. We then did a 69 for awhile. When I couldn't hold out any longer, I told her I needed to be inside of her. She does a great rcg. One of the things she does that drives me crazy, when we switch positions, she will lick off all of her pussy juices from my dick. I is such a turn on and she does it without hesitation. We then went to k9 then cg. We ended with her CBJ until I came. The thing I like the best about her, she stays for the entire time you agree on.[/QUOTE]Yes, Nikki is a very nice girl. I have been meaning to sample her good pussy. She has a nice ass for a slim girl. She is a little pricey for the BP market but not overly so.