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[QUOTE=Nats53;5229024]Apparently there are two Johannas in Hyattsville, the younger one and the Johanna I used to visit in Aspen Hill. The former Johanna is a 40 something, great Bush and big headlights with eraser nipples. I was a regular for several years and she now has ghosted me.

Its OK because I don't really want to make the drive to Hyattsville, and her energy and performance waned the longer I saw her. Her menu is pretty basic and she rarely would do cowgirl which I love having her big tits in my face.[/QUOTE]From what I remember, the older one spelled her name with one letter n: Johana.

I had the same experience you all did, but didn't mind it. I liked that she was laid back. If enthusiasm seems faked, it ruins the mood for me. Anyway, I was distracted by THEM. Wait, what were we talking about again? Hehe. She was pretty nice, too -- hope she returns when and if Covid ever leaves.

I've prob seen her more than anyone on this board. I'm sure I've seen her at least 40 times. I was seeing her so often she was one of the babes I hooked up a package deal with. She's a real sweetheart who didn't mind cuddling. Which was part of my process to help me get a boner and she also had no prob giving head for as long as I wanted it. Which 90% of the time wasn't long because my thing is just get me ready to get in there.

Then I ran into much better lookers for $80 and also only $20 more. At their own places also so I stopped seeing her & that was over 3 years ago.

But I then turned her on to my 83 year-old uncle who loves her. Yep, the best position for Johana, for me was K9 KT, that is doggie style with her Knees Together & she had no prob with me being in there for 12-15 minutes of our 30 min sessions.

I heard one guy on here say "She likes to f**k. " and that's very true. I've taken a year off because of Covid but now I'm fully vaccinated. On my uncle's behalf, I tried to catch up with her again but she is not responding. I'd also love to catch her again, for old times sake.

Happy mongering!

SJ.

[QUOTE=SolomenTepaja;5318320]I was a long time patron of Johana in Aspen Hill too. Both you guys hit the nail on the head about Jo's pros (big full Bush and gravity defying big titties) and her cons (basic menu, low energy and disinterested attitude). But at. 8 for a half, she was a bargain for a nice MILF who was not strung out. Plus the times I was quick on the trigger she would cuddle or give me a massage until I was up for round 2 within my allotted time.

A guy on here told me his solution for dealing with her disinterest was to get her into the doggie position, put it in, and just go to town. I began doing that after she would give up on riding after 45 seconds or refuse to get in cowgirl at all. And she seemed to enjoy getting railed like that.

Then I took a year off for COVID-19 until I was fully vaccinated earlier this month and now she does not respond to my texts and I cannot find any ads for her in the usual spot on Over 40. So you aren't the only one she has ghosted, Nats53.

They come and they go in this world. And so do we. I would have liked to see her one last time if for nothing else than to wish her well.[/QUOTE]

I'm going to be travelling to Rockville on Monday and am looking for some fun since I have a room. Who do you guys recommend. BBBJ is a must, BBFS preferable. Age / size / race are unimportant.

I'd even be up for any local sex clubs or ABS gloryholes. Just want to have a fun time.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;5166917]If you're referring to Sophia, an Asian MILF who gave me one of the best massages I've had in recent years followed by CFS, she's been gone for over three years. Montgomery County is pretty much dead except for a couple of older providers and the occasional UTR gal.[/QUOTE]Sophia was my favorite. She's now in FL, not going to return to MD.

[QUOTE=SuperJimmy;5328497]I've prob seen her more than anyone on this board. I'm sure I've seen her at least 40 times. I was seeing her so often she was one of the babes I hooked up a package deal with. She's a real sweetheart who didn't mind cuddling. Which was part of my process to help me get a boner and she also had no prob giving head for as long as I wanted it. Which 90% of the time wasn't long because my thing is just get me ready to get in there.

Then I ran into much better lookers for $80 and also only $20 more. At their own places also so I stopped seeing her & that was over 3 years ago.

But I then turned her on to my 83 year-old uncle who loves her. Yep, the best position for Johana, for me was K9 KT, that is doggie style with her Knees Together & she had no prob with me being in there for 12-15 minutes of our 30 min sessions.

I heard one guy on here say "She likes to f**k. " and that's very true. I've taken a year off because of Covid but now I'm fully vaccinated. On my uncle's behalf, I tried to catch up with her again but she is not responding. I'd also love to catch her again, for old times sake.

Happy mongering!

SJ.[/QUOTE]Welcome back. I have enjoyed all your posts and look forward to any new adventures you wish to share. I'm fully vaccinated and mentally it has removed a lot of anxiety.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;5166917]If you're referring to Sophia, an Asian MILF who gave me one of the best massages I've had in recent years followed by CFS, she's been gone for over three years. Montgomery County is pretty much dead except for a couple of older providers and the occasional UTR gal.[/QUOTE]Yes GOAT escort. Soup to nuts full service. Very pleasant. I think she was a victim of LE. Also slipped on some ice and was injured.

[QUOTE=HardInSofOut;5330125]Yes GOAT escort. Soup to nuts full service. Very pleasant. I think she was a victim of LE. Also slipped on some ice and was injured.[/QUOTE]Sophia was my ATF. No one ever sucked balls as good and as long as she did. If anyone knows anyone comparable, let me know.

A fellow Senior helped me get in contact with her after her LE incident. She worked in NY for a while (where she broke her hip from a fall). She then worked in Philly, where we met again. It was great seeing her and she seemed to appreciate seeing an old friend. She is now in FL working at an AMP. She won't return, but I still occasionally text her.

Sadly, the Senior that helped me get in contact with her passed away more than a year ago.

Thanks!!

I'm fully vaccinated also and after a 13-14 month hiatus, I'm ready for some more fun.

Most of my old gang are still working!

What I don't get is how can escorts do what they do and have not contracted Covid?

Happy, Safe Mongering!

SJ.

[QUOTE=DCHung;5329569]Welcome back. I have enjoyed all your posts and look forward to any new adventures you wish to share. I'm fully vaccinated and mentally it has removed a lot of anxiety.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SuperJimmy;5344037]Thanks!!

I'm fully vaccinated also and after a 13-14 month hiatus, I'm ready for some more fun.

Most of my old gang are still working!

What I don't get is how can escorts do what they do and have not contracted Covid?

Happy, Safe Mongering!

SJ.[/QUOTE]I believe the odds were with them, so was luck. There was a small percentage of the population that actually had Covid at any given time. About half of those were women who do not visit them. What are the chances of them seeing someone with it? The lucky ones did not get it. I am sure some unlucky ones did catch it.

Hi all, Ill be coming in Sunday afternoon and staying in Rockville for the week. I'm looking for a good GFE provider that preferably has a friend that she works well with. Who do you recommend? I don't care if its an incall or an outcall. Bonus I'd they do BBFS.

Thank you and Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=SpicySticks;5328160]Hey look the mystery woman Laura is back.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/dc/61624769/[/URL]

I tried again yesterday, agreed on a price and then she said she wanted Facetime Verification which I attempted and she didn't answer. Scam or LEO is my assessment.[/QUOTE]I actually saw this "Laura" in June 2020. Sure enough it wasn't the girl in the photos. She was a cute light skin spinner though. QV for $ in Laurel. She was too shy and wasn't into it. Awkward CBJ and CG I just couldn't get into it so I just left. I don't recommend.

[QUOTE=CollegeParkBoy;5347668]I actually saw this "Laura" in June 2020. Sure enough it wasn't the girl in the photos. She was a cute light skin spinner though. QV for $ in Laurel. She was too shy and wasn't into it. Awkward CBJ and CG I just couldn't get into it so I just left. I don't recommend.[/QUOTE]Laurel? Weird. For years her ad has always said Rockville. FWIW, I don't that ad is LEO, unless they've been running a sting daily for several years. I've always figured it was a bait-and-switch Latina.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;5348060]Laurel? Weird. For years her ad has always said Rockville. FWIW, I don't that ad is LEO, unless they've been running a sting daily for several years. I've always figured it was a bait-and-switch Latina.[/QUOTE]Yeah her ad usually says Rockville or Shady Grove Rd when I've seen it and one day it said Laurel so I bit. There was a comment saying it was TGTBT because the shady Grove location was a sting spot and the next time I checked the comments it wasn't there. Be safe boss.

[QUOTE=ClerksFan72;5347511]Hi all, Ill be coming in Sunday afternoon and staying in Rockville for the week. I'm looking for a good GFE provider that preferably has a friend that she works well with. Who do you recommend? I don't care if its an incall or an outcall. Bonus I'd they do BBFS.

Thank you and Happy Mongering.[/QUOTE]I don't know of any GFE providers in the area. Your best bet are agency girls and a few on the other site. Expect 300 - 500 range and make sure your GFE definition is also hers.

[QUOTE=SyntorX;5264989]I do not see anything wrong with it.. Everyone has preferences. Hers is not one you normally see, but if she prefers non-white guys, I have no problem with it. There are plenty of ladies that say no blacks in their ads. To each their own.[/QUOTE]That's unusual, but as a Black guy myself it's definitely something I'm extremely familiar with. This becomes exceptionally true when it comes to Asian agencies which I have been trying to schedule with for over a year. Despite having multiple references, including references from other Asian providers, I can never score a date with an Asian agency. I'm pretty young, in shape, and try to be as eloquent and cordial as I can be through text or on the phone. Despite all that, I regularly get ghosted as soon as I provide a photo or tell them what my ethnicity is. Wish they at least had the bare minimal decency to be upfront about it.