Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Oriole Mon]John. John!

I was thinking Mary![/QUOTE]Hey Oriole Mon,

Congratulations on Senior Membership, you have arrived!

Right behind you.

Big Red

A few years ago, there was an AMP list for maryland.

Wonder what ever happened to it.

I found most of the AMP's on that list. Visited a bunch of them.

Never went back to most. Ah but a few, First Class.

Still nothing around tops the sacred house.

Think I will give my sweet Rose a call, and see who is around.

Smiling Fox. ;)

Fox,

You mean [post=410355]this one[/post]?

Page 27 of 28. Or page 2 if you're RTFF'ing. At least [i]you[/i] know how to wipe your ass... I think I owe Rose a visit after all of this.... more than likely I'll in up in the holy of holies just down the road with Pwhipped when he makes it to town... you gonna show for that one?

BSR,

A few years back there was a list, I thought on this site, or the sex guide, the old one. It was a list of every Amp in md. With payment, house fee's, services, etc. It was an outstanding list. Maybe Jackson would remember it. Or the old sex guide. Not sure.

As for Rosie, LOL, I could use a visit, my current selection of Milfs, are having problems at home, and the new batch hasn't developed yet. Some of the eros girls are amazingly beautiful, but way way to $ much. And the SW's are far to cold.

Who is pwhipped. Are we having an RT. Where and when, dam you know I love gettin out of the house if I can. Besides, I still need to see your disgusting, vulgar, award winning video. And have you become a world famous porn producer now? Too good for all us common horney folk. LOL.

I was supposed to go to AC this past week but got iced and worked out of it. I had a hot milf date. She was so horney, and lonely. Had to cancel her out. Had 3 others requesting my company for backup. Oh well.

Oh, since I'm here, reporting, . My fetish model, LOL, she is gay, loves the ladies. Ah but likes to dable with the guys. The time before, we are doin spreaded wings mish. She keeps backin away. Hmmm. So this time I let her be on top, holy shit. Alex honey, you gotta stop a few minutes. She loved the control, the grinding, OMG. Oh and does she have a set of lips, loves to have them pulled on. Am I in heaven. Ah but she likes the donation too, $$, but she isn't a prostitute, or an escort. Uh uh. No way, she says. LOL.

So PM the RT, love to show up. See what I can do.

Be safe out there,

Smiling Fox

HAving RTTF and seeing a gap for info on Baco, I decided to check it out again. I had been many years ago, so I thought we could use some updated intel. Standard AMP fee, pay the mamasan, etc, and was led to a room and offered a shower. Enter Susan, a short girl with beautiful long, black hair, and a killer bod in a short black dress. More than enough to raise the BP. Anyway, went for TS, average, and back to room, where she lowred the lights and asked what I wanted. I thought "Ok, here we go", but sadly that was not to be. Average massage, with happy ending. She would not drop the dress, (sigh) because she claimed to be a private person. I may repeat just to check up on long ago history, but not with Susan. Too bad, because she was really my type.

Happy Mongering,

BaldConan1

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]Who is pwhipped. Are we having an RT. Where and when, dam you know I love gettin out of the house if I can. [/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1444][size=+1]Pwhipped[/size][/url]
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[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1444]PWhipped[/url] is a venerable encyclopedia of mongering Knowledge and contacts. He travels the southeast, befriending all, throwing parties, and fucking constantly. Small wonder LL calls him friend.

Beware of the Ides of March (on or about), I think this will happen in DC.

LoveLOS

BTW-I was talking to him on the phone on the way to DC last night. Motherfucker was telling me about his current crop of freebies, and a shared Thai girl we both know well. I was going to the Looplair first, but I had to stop off and [post=504382]fuck some Thai pussy[/post] before I got there. Did I mention PW is a great story teller...

Loop, sorry for making you guys wait, I just had to get my nut first. It had been almost two weeks since Nogi and I was suffering from yellow fever bad.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS][url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=1444]PWhipped[/url] is a venerable encyclopedia of mongering Knowledge and contacts. He travels the southeast, befriending all, throwing parties, and fucking constantly. Small wonder LL calls him friend.

Beware of the Ides of March (on or about), I think this will happen in DC.

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]Vedi, Vici, Veni.

Or what ever the future tense is. I am already saving my ducats for this one. The problem of course - not a real problem if you ask me. Is the lack of talent we're not totally fucked out of our minds bored with. Not much better than having a RT and scouting mission at the same time.

[QUOTE=BSR]Vedi, Vici, Veni.

Or what ever the future tense is... I am already saving my ducats for this one... the problem of course - not a real problem if you ask me... is the lack of talent we're not totally fucked out of our minds bored with... Not much better than having a RT and scouting mission at the same time.[/QUOTE]Oh, I thought Vedi, Vici, Veni were the girls we were going to invite. Hell, I think we need to get some fresh meat. Any escorts or dependable CL girls. Maybes some white meat? I am good with hispanic too, except Red would probably want to fight me for that. Asian? We have 3 weeks to work on this, can we be creative?

LL

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Oh, I thought Vedi, Vici, Veni were the girls we were going to invite. Hell, I think we need to get some fresh meat... Any escorts or dependable CL girls. I need some white meat for a change, I am good with hispanic, except Red would probably want to fight me for that... Asian? We have 3 weeks to work on this, can we be creative?

LL[/QUOTE]The last time I invited someone BB stole her away fucked her for an hour and a half. Not to mention that I heard she's scared of getting a spanking... hell, if she only knew, I'd probably have let her spank me! Maybe it wasn't meant to be... but I think we have enough talent assembling for this shindig that we'll be able to find some talent suitable enough to replace her.

[QUOTE=BSR]The last time I invited someone BB stole her away fucked her for an hour and a half. Not to mention that I heard she's scared of getting a spanking... hell, if she only knew, I'd probably have let her spank me! Maybe it wasn't meant to be... but I think we have enough talent assembling for this shindig that we'll be able to find some talent suitable enough to replace her.[/QUOTE]Yep that rat bastard went about two rounds with her in that hour and a half... I wanted to fuck her too but I think her pussy must have hurt. I have seen the man work. I think she is worth the re-invite. The event report, as only the inner circle recieves was, well, stimulating.

The original phrase - Veni, Vidi, Vici - translates to "I came, I saw, I conquered."

Here are some modern, up-to-date versions:
Veni, Vidi, Visa -- I Came, I Saw, I went shopping
Veni, Vidi, V8 -- I Came, I Saw, I went very quickly
Veni, Vidi, Volley -- I Came, I Saw, I played tennis
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose -- I Came, I Saw, I Left
Veni, Vidi, Fiji -- I Came, I Saw, I ran away as far as possible
Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum -- I Came, I Saw, I Cleaned Up
Veni, Vidi, Vodka -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank
Veni, Vidi, Vomit -- I Came, I Saw, I Drank Too Much
Veni, Vidi, Vespa -- I Came, I Saw, I Rode Home
Veni, Vidi, Voyager -- I Came, I Saw, I Charted the New Frontier
Veni, Vidi, Venturi -- I Came, I Saw, I created a vacuum
Veni, Vidi, Vrai -- I Came, I Saw, the truth is out there
Veni, Vidi, Vanish -- I Came, I Saw, I Disappeared
Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around
Veni, Vidi, Volvo -- I Came, I Saw, I Drove
Veni, Vidi, Verily -- I Came, I Saw, I Concurred
Veni, Vidi, Violin -- I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible screeching noise
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor -- I Came, I Saw, I went to a Spielberg film
Veni, Vidi, Owie -- I Came, I Saw, I Hurt Myself
Veni, Vidi, Venison -- I Came, I Saw, I ran over a deer
Veni, Vidi, Vixen -- I Came, I Saw, I fucked the hottie

Vedi, Vici, Veni -- I Saw, I Conquered, I Came -- [b]good one BSR[/b]

LL

Happen to be on Old Frederick road and saw something at least I found interesting. There was a tatoo, massage, Hair Salon, and carwash that looked to be all 1 business. Any of you know about this place?

I was next to a restruant supply place.

I went to Far east health center yesterday. And I had a horrible 2 girl massage. (how is that possible)

Well I have been there a few times already, and have had some success with a cute but slightly chunky girl named Lucy. She appears to run the place and provide service seems very wierd but ok. After a few visits she has provided all of the services one could ask for.

But a few times I have been there I have seen a very cute thin asian girl. And I have wanted to try her. So here I go yesterday.

Started off great with a table shower. Bu Lucy and she almost made me pop on the table. In retrospect I probably should have.

So we make it back to the room and lucy says " Me massage you or new girl? "

BINGO I hit the jackpot. So I ask for the new girl. 1 min later in comes this old short fugly mamasan looking lady. She is the "New massage girl" Uh-O

The thing is. She has no clue what she is doing so Lucy has to saty in the room with us and help her massage me. It was kinda cool having a 4 hand massage, but boy was she old. Then after the old lady got the hang of it after 15 min ucy left thr room. So for the next 40 min I got a back rub. Lmao.

Then Lucy came back did the flip while old "New Chic" rubbed my face. I had to keep my eyes closed, but when I did that it did feel damn good.

Bottom line if you go there do not take the new girl!

[QUOTE=Member #1499]I've been there several times over the years and it's still not worth the trip or time. [/QUOTE]You are correct, sir.

I was feeling adventurous, so I ventured to Eastern Ave. (Just being inside the Baltimore beltway is an adventure for me, since I live closer to Fredneck.)

What a waste of time and gas.

I get there and ask for Sara (wild guess, since I had never been there before) and she says there's no Sara, but she will give massage. Bad sign #1. She was about 50 years old and pudgy, so I was hesitant. But I follow her anyway 'cuz I was antsy after my long drive.

The rooms have curtains, not doors. Bad sign #2. Plus, the lady was wearing one of those damned white lab coats. I ask her, what is up with that? She says, "They make us wear these now. " Bad sign #3. I ask, You have younger girl? She says, "Only two girls working right now and other girl busy. " That was the last straw.

I figured I should cut my losses at that point, since I realized that this was not the place for me. I told her I was sorry, but I changed my mind.

I don't know why these places advertise in the "Adult" section of the City Paper classifieds if they aren't going to provide adult services.

Stimpy

Is Jade the place that used be called Deja Vu? Or am I way off? I liked the old days when you could just cruise to D.C. or York and get whatever you wanted...:(

Guess I should have RTFF a little more before posting...seems a little fun is still be had...