General Reports

I have been to almost all of the "jackshacks" in the chicago suburb area. Playtime, lake street girls, risque, the one on lake and 53(cannot remember name) many of the amp's spa one (I like) private escorts and I frequent eros and craigslist. I have dished out so much money for absolutely nothing and dished out little money and had a great time. I just found this place not too long ago and wish I had found it sooner. I have not posted any of my past trips due to most of the places have been posted on. I just post my current trips.

Called ERS to set up an appointment. I wanted to try Michelle and find out what the famous chin trick was all about. I was surprised to hear "Michelle doesn't work here anymore. Saturday (4/21) was her last day" Damn, I miised her. Bummer
As it turned out I did not go anyway.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Rockout]This is what I have a problem about on this site. The senior members like to keep the information to themselves and not share with us "newbies". [/QUOTE]

cool your heels buddy, everyone pays their dues on this site, and members need to establish a comfort level with you as well. LE can also prove they are not LE so all the proof in the world won't get you info until people feel comfortable with you. We've all been there done that... just be patient.

Secondly, even if you are not somebody's uncle, they do monitor the board. And its not that they are obvious to this stuff, but giving too much info can often cause a bad reaction.

just pay your dues, complaining will just get you shunned.

After staying away for 6 months I thought I'd give ERS another try. I made an appointment with Stacey. Upon arrival her first comment was "I never did you before, did I?" I told her that I remembered her from the line-up when I was there last fall. She seemed more annoyed than pleased, which is interesting in that usually an appointment gets things off to a better start than simply having someone as a left-over from the line-up.
After 10 minutes I had learned that a) she didn't like the music and b) things were slow at ERS in general and for her in particular. When I politely asked for a little nibble on the nips she sternly stated "I don't allow that." When my hand gently roamed a little south it was quickly brushed away. That made me intent on trying again a few minutes later, and this time I was told in no uncertain terms that I should not to try to touch "that area" any more. So after 20 minutes I had learned that a) she didn't like me and b) why business was slow.
The above exchange prompted me to continue the unpleasantries by asking if she did Russian. She said she didn't know what that was, and after I explained it she said "Why would I want to do THAT?!" (My thought was so that you can get a tip and a return customer, which I doubt you have any.)
The massage itself was virtually worthless. The finish was accompanied by a "Come on, we have to finish up here" encouragement, which obviously did little to help things along.
Upon leaving there was that awkward moment at the door where she seems to be half expecting a tip. There was none. There also won't be a return visit, for I now remember why I stopped going to the ERS 6 months ago.

[QUOTE=Robert387]
After 10 minutes I had learned that a) she didn't like the music and b) things were slow at ERS in general and for her in particular. So after 20 minutes I had learned that a) she didn't like me and b) why business was slow.

"Why would I want to do THAT?!"

"Come on, we have to finish up here" encouragement, which obviously did little to help things along.
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Hmmm, still can't figure out why things are slow...

Yeah, I'm still not ready to race over to Belv any time soon.

Whenever I think about heading that way, I spend the extra few dollars and go to the LS in Rockford.

Ok, I haven't posted for awhile because people gave me sh*t about being uneducated and spelling badly but here goes. Lisa at clv is new and she is hot got rushin like I never got before. Well worth the $$ she is my atf as far as young girls go. She was almost as good as Peggy back in the day. Amanda is gingers niece great body I got her on her third day great massage good finish. She wore pantyhose the whole session something I hope changes soon. I think she will evolve into a real fave. All in all these are both repeatable.

Great new name Robert387. Been there, done that. Oh well, more of the " I remember when..." blues

What a week

Emergency dental work on Monday, laid off on Thursday.

Really felt like getting a massage, but I haven't been to a MP in quite a while. The last ones I visited here in the 'Burbs were extremely overpriced for self service.

I read some of the reviews of the Belvedere places and hoped that going out of town would actually prove to be a better experience. I decided on ERS.

I drove right past it the 1st time. I turned around and decided to park a block away as not to be so obvious. As I pulled into a parking spot, I was right in front of their door. Doh!

The greeting was as described by other posters. 3 ladies were sitting out front, and they called to the back and 2 more came out. I thought Samantha was prettiest, so off we went.

I explained I had never been there before and she was extremely patient and helpful. The massage was good, and done in a way that seemed to really give some theraputic value. I took her up on the offer to massage her. I don't know how well I did, but she acted like she really enjoyed it.

The finish was different. She oiled up the front of her body and started rubbing up against me. Then, a nice HJ.

I tipped. 35 and Samantha seemed to be grateful.

I know the more experienced could probably find a better experience, but for my money, I got what I came for, with no hassle, no haggle, a reasonable price, and without having to ask any embarassing questions. For someone with the limited experience I have, it turned out to be a good experience.

I'm curious to find out about the place down the street now. I know I'll have to do some more postings before I ask for reccomendations, so I'll make my plans to go there, and I'll report on that too.

Best Wishes all

As Belvidere is about a 50 minute drive for me, I tend to drive the extra 20 minutes and hit CH in Rockford. More bang for my buck IMHO.

Gee, it is such a nice day out, maybe I'll take a drive.

Went back to ERS.

Chose a lady because of good reviews here.

Won't mention her name here (those that post here can PM if they're interested).

Everything was going great.

Finish was slow and playful, and very exciting.

BUT

Just a few seconds before the... ummm ... "moment of truth", she stops abruptly and asks "did you ***?"

ummmm, I dunno, but I think if I had, it'd been pretty obvious.

It was like sticking a hot needle in it. Mood, atmosphere... gone.

I may have to try the "other" place now.

Went to Ers Michelle was there and only working weekends for the next three weekends. Picked her what a set of tits and she knows how to use them what a back rub. Had to find out about the chin thing what a trip. Highly recommend her.

Had the most uneventful seesion Saturday. 5 girls to choose from, I picked what I thought was the best. I would have been better off picking Pepper if I had known what I know know. I can't even remember her name, but she had long brown hair half way down her back, nice rack. No conversation at all. I tried in the beginning, but got only one word answers. I did find out she does not usually work Saturdays, could have guessed that being how she really did not want to be there. I declined to massage her, knowing the attitude, would have been very limited. I was actually surprised I got a handshake. No fresh towel for my shower, she did not even change the sheets. She might have after. Whole session lasted about a 1/2 hour. She actually offered to work my back some more after, pretty much the only thing she said the whole time. Had small tip in hand, but declined to hand it over before she walked me out the back door. I said thank you very much she said. Yep. Never even asked my name.

Looks- 6/10
Attitude 0/10
Finish 7/10
Overall 2/10

I visited CLV way back in December or something and had a great time with a girl, but I can't remember her name. She was a brunette, had some nice tattoos (nothing creepy), decent (fake) hooters, and was actually really nice the whole time. Finish was what I've come to expect, but with some nice narrative. Can anyone tell me her name? I'd like to try getting to Belvi soon, and might call ahead to see if she's working.

Made a much needed trip up to ERS Friday. Usually when I go I try to time my trips to see Jenny. Jenny is good to her regulars, and with her excellent technique she gets it done for me. But I couldn't make it up any other day then Friday so I knew I was in for someone new. There were about 6 ladies to choose from including Dora whom I've seen before, and while she is certainly adaquate her conversation leaves much to be desired. So I tried Angela. Newer, only been there 3 months, and young at 23. Usually not a good sign, but with the other choices I thought what the heck. On the way to the room I seemed to recall a review on her, but I coudn't recall if it was good or bad. Suddenly I feared I may have made a mistake. Fortunatly for me I was wrong, Angela wasn't the most talkative of the ladies, but she had a nice body, and allowed fairly free exploring. Her finishing tech wasn't the best, or even original, but it was good, and she prolonged it when I asked. Overall I think I would see her again.

Looks 7 real world 9 ERS world
Personality 6
Technique 6
Massage 3